/waifu/ thread

Early morning Edition

Rules:
>Claim waifu
>Post waifu
>Go back to bed, didn't you take a look at the time?

>>937908912 (OP)

mandatory cc claim

how are we all doing today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tLAV3jnK54

>>937909240
Comfy morning. Enjoying the fresh breeze post rainy night.

>>937909321
Now that's a really cool Mami.

It's a KAngel kind of night

>>937908912 (OP)
Aurora:Its too early and I'm still a little tired from work, but I need to make a post because you haven't yet.

>>937909708
Make another one.

>>937909321
Beautiful

https://youtu.be/kCyfgSw3ups?si=shptPC7kjWMuhbzX

>>937909532
thats good to hear.
havent had proper rain here for a bit now. it was getting a bit too hot for my liking.
some wind must of come over last night cuz its a bit more bareable today.

>>937910419
We've been getting way more rain than usual instead, this is the third week in a row with on and off rain. Not dying from the heat is cool but it's still summer after all.
Perhaps it rained somewhere nearby and that's bringing the breeze.

https://youtu.be/U2Hw4Ipu7eA?si=xmszer9hsrkmfOUi

It's a beautiful and shiny morning

>>937911821
Send some sun over here too thanks.

>>937911859
I'll take whatever i can get, it's been a cold few days.

>>937911859
You can have mine, but it comes with 37c

>>937911888
Checked.
Damn, at least enjoy it for me as well then.

>>937911901
It'll be fine as long as it goes behind clouds every now and then.

>>937911901
sand people climates

>>937911927
trips of cold feet and fingers.

>>937911927
Best I can do is sunny no clouds. Hope you got a/c

>>937911985
I think a light breeze is more than enough, heck.

>>937912048
It's not that different from ours, I doubt it'll be a problem.

>>937912137
Damn. Texas is equally shitty to live in. I'm gonna sleep on it.

>>937908912 (OP)
To me Rei.Since 1997.

The question who change my life was; if anime girls were actress and every single material about them are the girl doing extra cash,you still love your waifu being a whore?

And Rei is a huge one yet I love her,la amo being Rei la amo being puta.

>>937908971
>>937912137
Jules u faggot, where did they get a face pic of you, hahaha..
The smooches were nice tho, I miss those.

That's going in my "italian ex folder"

>kneesocks claimed

>>937913340
lol
Hope your day is going well so far

>>937912201
Sleep well Enzer.

>>937913014
I dunno, that picture is probably part of the ones I shared on telegram like 8 years ago, so I dunno where or how he got it.

>>937913559
It definitely looks ancient.. you look nothing like that anymore.. Maybe one of the boys here was drunk and did an oopsie?

>>937913582
It's from years before you even showed up in thread, it was probably posted by someone at the time and he found it archive scavenging, I wouldn't even know who here would have that photo.

>>937913519
So far so good. And yourself?

>>937913674
Now that's some advanced autism. Must have taken weeks of endless archive browsing.. oh well, welcome to the face gang! Us 2, may and whoever the mutt posting yumeko was, hehe. Mark or something like that?
Or did I miss anyone.. any more face pics that got revealed while I'm shitting up trash?

>>937913699
Woke up a little early so I'm doing some game prep for later today. Will probably try to nap soonish.

>>937913805
Mine was already leaked back in 2017.
I've barely been around so I dunno, I doubt much has happened though.

>>937913888
At least we get cool fanart now, heh.
Got a couple angy anons on trash drawing my face and adding tranner flags ontop. They really love me.

>>937914192
Feels more cringe than cool to me but you do you.
People is still doing that kind of shit? Wack.

>>937914381
Ofc it's cringe but whatever.. if you give em negative emotions they feel good about themselves.
Mhm, someone traces the face pic of me in that gif up top here.. a lil fucky like a wojack drawing and then put the tranner flag over it. I guess that's supposed to be a mega insult. I literally fucked a tranner, I don't see them as something bad, heh.

>>937914442
You can also not give them anything at all.
Yeah I know the likes.

>>937914538
That's an option, sure, but sometimes I'm bored.. then I feed em a lil attention and make em go melty, hehe. My fav is just complimenting their "fanart" and saving it. They fucking hate that shit.. they go nuclear immediately.

>>937913831
Oh nice, very productive of you. I tuned my bicycle a bit, and zoomed off t9 work.
Enjoy the nap

>>937914584
It was funny when it started ngl, I wouldn't say it is as much now. They've been going at it for what, almost a decade now?

>>937915136
Yeah, well.. the pol tards are also still screaming over the same nonsense.. some things don't change. Also, we are getting old af, turning 29 in 2 weeks. We get annoyed by shit way easier now.

>>937915183
I wouldn't say annoyed, it's just dumb stuff lole

>>937919031
Wouldn't eating chips remove the moisture?

Italian food is really great

>>937919558
What did you have?

>>937919779

>>937919916

>>937919916
taglierini, it was really amazing

>>937919958
What's up for this weekend?

>>937920187
I haven't had those in a while, usually if I need a better long pasta I just go with guitar spaghetti.

>>937920320
Work. Be it imposed or self imposed. Today is self imposed, tomorrow will be obligated.
Youre here early.

>>937919134
Only if you were to rub them all over your body I imagine.

>Posting lewd pictures of myself on the Internet for all to see. Truly a demonic deed of the highest order!

>>937920418
Working on projects?
Not much to do today and I got a bit of a sore throat.

>>937920623
Makes sense.

>>937920623
Kill yourself pedo nigger loving cunt

>>937920851
Yeah.
So you have been busy these past few days?

>>937920851
>say whatever nonsensical thing comes to mind
>makes sense
>_>
>>937920859
That's so rude I'm going to cry
*wipes tear with hundred dollar bill*

>>937921507
Shove that hundred dollar bill up your ass. Jew.

>prison bitch immediately starts talking about sticking things in asses
What do you think was meant by this?

My name is…

Shake zula, the waifu rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll show it to ya

jules getting topped , dox you like a cop, randy, out after the fbi knock-knocked
I make the money see, I get all the waifus G,

shit posting in the car. living like a star, waifus on my phones and desktop and imma gooner

Uh! Check-check it, yeah.

make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream!


*i could have done this better

>>937921840
>immediatly thinks of gay sex
every fucking time

>>937921923
yah seriously, what's that guy's problem, you think he got raped in prison? lmao

>>937920973
Not really, mostly just work, went out with some friends last night.
slowly going on with projects I suppose every now and then.

>>937921507
Doesn't it work like that for everyone?

>>937921840
I meant that you're a nigger.
Bisou bisou! Gaaaooo!

>>937921923
Fagzu.

>>937921992
Nah. I was the one doing the raping. Dumbass.

>it's another anzu w...
maysisters our response?

>>937922087
I dunno man, I'm not even supposed to be here today (it's my day off)
>>937922090
That's pretty fucking gay bro.

>>937922173
Not gay if balls don't touch. Nigger.

>>937922096
i have a bigger dick than you

>>937922087
You got a job already?

>using "muh dick" arguments like the niggers he allegedly despises
he's into blacked porn, calling it now

>>937922395
Started with this month.

>>937922173
Damn, and here I thought I had it all figured out.

>>937922490
Great.
What do you do?

>>937922416
>seething dicklet
it sucks you can't brag about your manhood i bet

https://youtu.be/wqLmFyVPjII?si=rEHmlx6JnAapO8fh

Funny how all they talk about is dicks and ass fucking. Makes you think.
>>937922490
It's time for a mushroom reset methinks.

>>937922890
Bro youre talking about your dick in a gay tranny hookup thread you know.
Just saying bro.
Awfully sus.

>>937923066
I do not. All I talk about is how trannies and liberals and shariablaw muslims and palestinians should die.
Give me shrooms pls.

Repressed faggitz.
The sequel.

https://youtu.be/IqzRt-GUmXo?si=IUBKSkPyXN_qAAp5

>>937923076
nothing makes trannys seeth more than being reminded that they don't cut it as a woman and they make poor men too
it's a double fail. One was unavoidable and they couldve coped with money or charm but they gave that up to dress and act like a crazy clown

>>937922556
Male escort.
>>937923124
My shrooms, back off bitch.

>>937923345
Creative.

>>937923320
Trannies have no charm lol.
Theyre too fucked in the head to make sense of money either.

>>937923345
Greedy fucking Jew.

>>937923434
It's not much but it's honest work.
>>937923581
I wouldn't trust you not to freak out and start shitting yourself.

https://youtu.be/PdQ3zg2NVRk?si=snQ-PSNJx3nTe-G8

>>937922556
Logistics in a butchery that also produces salami and cold cuts. Mainly preparing orders and working around CNC.

>>937923066
I haven't done anything since then, sometimes I think about having an acid night again.

pingas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOtrQkF75-I

>>937923849
Nigger I've probably done more shrooms than you. Its the chillest and funnest shit.

>>937927285
these fags don't do shit i caught one of them larping benzo addiction. he didn't even know the pills he allegedly was taking were classified as benzodiazepines

>>937923849
>honest
[Citation needed]
>>937925382
Great, so you get to look at meats all day, your biggest dream.
Oh and not having to do manual labor and just sit around and doing numbers is good too, I guess.

Butt

>>937927600
yea im creeping on a palestinian girls butt right now.

>>937927550
Yeah right.
I do have to prepare some pallets and wrap them up, but it's not heavy at all.

id rather "not do shit" than post cp for a year because my feelings got hurt
lol

>>937927882
Am I wrong?
Is the pay good?

>>937928229
It's great for the cooking side but not the gay one lmao
Have yet to see exactly but soon.

https://youtu.be/_AdKinx-iTw?si=iS0bf1Vt7dS6TrFi

>>937928228
Hello tourists are you not getting attention? Have you ever thought of making good threads? It's crazy but entirely possible to make threads people enjoy that aren't agit-pol and thirst traps

Niggers

>>937928305
>It's great for the cooking
Oh right, I forgot about that. You get to cook there?
>but not the gay one lmao
Dissapointed?
What do you mean by that? Didnt you asked about the payment during the interview or whatever?

typical may L

Waifu thread?

I love my waifu!

bad creepshot but her dad was on my ass like i was on hers it was more impressive when she stood up straight

>>937929640

>>937929146
No but I can get good stuff for way cheaper.
Hell no.
Will effectively know in a couple days, from the contract the pay is alright.

Love from Latvia
I hate women so much it's unreal

>>937929853
wtf rare poster.

>>937929853
Isn't latvia that russian country side place where finns go to buy cheap alcohol?

>>937929988
No you see we go to Estonia and the Estonians go to Latvia.

>>937930036
What the hell is estonia? Sounds like something you're making up

No no latvia is baltic and where dr doom is from oh wait thats latveris, latvia is all pagan furries and femboys who kidnap ukies

>>937930089
Its a magical land full of people that speak an even more autistic variety of Finnish that your wardrobe may or may not have a portal to.

>>937929869
I prefer medium-rare to well-done. Raw posters are dangerous, they say you can get tapeworms by talking to em.
>>937929988
Yes, sort of, I know we have a lot of alko-outlets on the border with Estonia, and those get a lot of tourism. There's a hierarchy to it too, where I have friends that go to Poland to get yet cheaper alcohol. I wonder where the polish travel to for cheap drinks.
>>937930142
Correct except we want the ukies OUT FUCK OFF CUNTS WE'RE FULL

>>937930256
Just by talking? What do the worms do, crawl up their throats and jump to the other persons nostrils?

>>937930197
i checked, there's only a portal to narnia in my closet
oh yeah, i kinda forgot and just fell asleep yesterday lol
>>937930256
It all leads back to the balkans i think
>I wonder where the polish travel to for cheap drinks.
They steal it from a shop in germany or in the balkans somewhere

>>937930416
Now you're telling lies, if there was a portal to narnia in your closet you wouldnt be wasting your time here right now.
I figured, catnap attack.

speaking of alcohol i might grab a drink or 2 but im undecided

>>937930345
They say you recieve verbal diarrhea so potent that when you go to sleep the tapeworm gnomes invade your house at night from the spiritual smell of verbal excrement, they come on over and give you tapeworms. True story, my friend died from that.
>>937930416
A chain of stealing. The greeks make wine, the north macedonians steal it, it bounces around the balkans like money getting laundered but with stolen alcohol, until a pole steals it, and puts it in his illegal booze shop for insanely low prices. Either that or a russian drinks it. Those are the only two fates alcohol can have in the balkans.

>>937930622
What in the name of all that is good and holy.
Im so sorry that happened to you, may your friend rest in peace and may those gomes burn in hell.

>>937929782
Ah, thats a good benefit of working on food places, yeah.
Mmmm, ok.
Is a part of your money cut for medical assurance or something?
>>937929853
You broke up?

>>937930806
He had it coming. He disrespected the worm gnomes. Can't disrespect the gnomes and live in gnome town, Latvia.
Total gnome death. Kill gnomes. Behead gnomes. Roundhouse kick a gnome baby into the concrete.
Having said that I will sleep heartily knowing my gnome sensor is wired directly to my 5 kilogram stash of TATP and that I will at least take some of them out.
>>937931220
No.
I don't need a breakup or a solid reason to hate women

>>937931273
Man you are a certified gnome hater huh?
When did this all begin?

>>937931329
Unironically in my childhood.
My mom used to tell me that little gnomes come to people at night, and poop in their mouth, so that's why I have to brush my teeth in the morning. I was fucking terrified and every morning for some time I'd try to look for gnome shit in my mouth.
If I ever have kids I am definitely reusing that story and leaving my kids with a fear of the shit gnomes.

>>937931443
What the fuck really lmao.
I am all for that idea, fuck gnomes and fuck gnome accessories + it'd be really funny.

ah yes the good old mistake of taking a nap in the noon and sleeping 4 hours straight

>>937931273
Whats your reason then.

>>937931662
I'll make sure to get garden gnome decorations for believability, and move em around at night.
>>937931821
Women straight up retarded bro, what do you mean whats my reason

>>937931885
brother is committed to the bit, show them the weeping angel episodes of doctor who and convince them gnomes are just like that.

White women are generally awful. Petty, fat, incompetent, neurotic, bitchy, pre-used, fat, won't take any accountability, stupid, pre-used, fat.

>>937931885
Funny from you, being in a relation with one of them.

>>937931220
Yeppa.
That's how it is.
No it's just that I don't know the effective taxation based on the company and work.

>>937931951
YES, yesss, but only when people are unconscious entirely. Just turning around doesn't work, they're smarter than that.
>>937932008
Gives me all the more reason to hate em if you ask me.
How's work, and how's the drawing stuff

>>937932036
But everything you get is meat though. In my old job I could get a hold on fruit, eggs, some meat and some other stuff.
I said ok, ok?
God I love that in my shithole I dont have to do taxes myself, all of it its automatical.
>>937932200
You should leave her them if you hate wamen so much.
Poorly, college got hard and I havent had the time because Ive been working on a big thing.

>>937932200
Truly, the most terrifying creature ever imagined.

Oh wait it was darwin that's who it was. Sometimes i forget he exists

i could not jerk off so alcohol it is

>>937932300
It's the kind of unforgivable evil that you are more or less obliged to put up with. Like taxes. Or old lady neighbours that whine about everything because they don't care anymore.
Ah, crap. But it is what it is. Time is a bitch when it comes to college and work stuff. Hopefully you can squeeze in at least a bit of recreation, while also not snapping in half at work.
>>937932382
Give them guns with silencers and I think they'd be unstoppable. The ultimate war machine. A gnome with a gun.
I think I'd be happier with my country sending combat gnomes to the front lines than fully fledged 180+cm tall humans

>>937932759
You can always not care and be a lone asshole that hates everything. And go to a rural area and grow your own shit to avoid taxes.
Anzu already told me to not nuke the whole thing and actually release it. I feel threatened.

>>937932759
I mean what are you supposed to do, look down?

i should make a bunch of deepfakes of mordred kissing people. He'll find it funny

off to the liqah store hopefully they don't complain about quarters

>>937932847
Kind of, but she is also a recluse, so I'd feel pretty comfortable taking her to the middle of nowhere to grow cabbages with her. It has its upsides. The downsides are eternal frustration and major incompetence, aswell as just a person you cannot banter at all with.
Obviously don't fukcing nuke it, are you insane. Especially if it's already a big project with a lot of effort, just release that shit anyways if you can't bother finishing it, why destroy something with so much effort put into it?
>I feel threatened.
Good.
>>937932894
Smaller target, harder to hit, nimble little bastards. Also built like fridges, definitely can carry plenty of equipment. They are efficent machines of terror.

>>937933138
Youre not selling me the normie having a girlfriend life at all.
>why destroy something with so much effort put into it?
Because Id rather not release anything at all if that something sucks major ass, this wouldnt be the first time I throw weeks of effort into the garbage can.
Everyone is so mean to me.

>>937933138
Now when they combine their forces and rush you, thats when you should shit and piss yourself.

>>937930490
Well i wouldn't want to get abducted by some lion or whatever to be a sacrifice for some evil ice witch
>>937930622
Alcohol in balkans flows like water, if you happen to be there in some small town a "supermarket" might give you rakija

>>937933312
Its been a while since I last had an official waifu, but I think its been 5 or 6 years now since the last one left

>>937933474
You make a fair point

>>937933312
There's also, like, companionship, and love, and titties. Also it's like having a pet kind of. A puppy is cute, even if it shits the bed sometimes.
Sounds fucking retarded. You can still bring joy and get useful input on an incomplete work. A lot of incomplete works like sketches look really cool on their own aswell.
What did you expect, though?
>>937933406
Just a sea of knee-high monsters with guns that are bigger than the soldiers themselves.
>>937933474
Rakija was fruit brandy, right? Latvia might be balkan secretly, we hate our neighbours and love fruit brandy also, shit's good, homemade is tasty aswell, the homebrew/illegal distillery culture is alive and well here.

>>937933665
And those fucks aint afraid of anything, they will get themselves killed just to get you.

>>937933498
What is that supposed to mean?
>>937933665
You make a compelling argument.
Yeah, not my sketches though, the are quite bad. A lot of my finished works are quite bad in fact.
I dont know.

Mexicans call tgese MOE NACO it's monaco like they mispronounce like bookeness
lol
i neet to go to the cbs

mi moenakos holmes

>>937933595
I don't even remember how the story of narnia goes, should probally rewatch it at some point
>>937933665
>Rakija was fruit brandy, right?
Pretty much yeah, every country in the balkans hates each other which forms a special bond between them

>>937933721
What DO gnomes actually want in life? Is it stilts, taller legs? Maybe a pot of gold so they can become irish?
>>937933905
The titties or the puppy. Don't tell me the puppy with titties.
I never trust artists to rate their own works. All of your kind should be censored from having an opinion, and a comitee should rate your works instead, and force you to accept that they are good. You are the third person who's work I'm looking and saying: "Yup, it's good, I like it", meanwhile the person who drew it is saying "This is the lowest point of my life, I despise this drawing, it is satan, it is the worst one I have ever done, in fact, I am killing myself over this drawing it's so bad." Just accept that it's good cunt.
>>937934027
Sounds a bit like the baltics. We resent each other and still get along. It's an equilibrium of hate and love.

>>937934027
Yeah tell you the truth I have no fucking idea either, last time I saw it was like 15 years ago.
>>937934116
Flesh, to consume human flesh.

>>937934116
I dont even want the titties, I dont know if you have noticed, but I am posting a 10 year old girl, Im talking about the companionship.
>I never trust artists to rate their own works. All of your kind should be censored from having an opinion, and a comitee should rate your works instead
Correct, thats why Ive shown my shit to other people, and they have said that they tend to be bad.
>You are the third person
Who are the other too.
Youre saying all that BS because you dont know how to draw, if you knew youd see all the jank and edges my drawings have.

Can't stay a young punk lowlife
Yeah, it feels like everyone
Having fun, fucking up their lives
Why am I the only one that's grown up?
They're all old punk lowlives

>>937934160
Can't blame em, if it actually tastes like pork then that's pretty ok.
I will now retreat back, good luck and don't let the gnomes shit.
>>937934312
Personality over tities obviously, but who knows. Titties have brought great men from great heights to desperate lows.
Bullshit
My gf and my friend. Also come to think of it my other friend aswell. Why the fuck is everyone an artist?
I tried drawing aswell in the past, I know it's janky, but at this point it's like a style, and I've gotten used to seeing to the point where it doesn't bother me, just looks good to my eyes.
Also I will sleep now, have a good one mate.

>>937934519
>Titties have brought great men from great heights to desperate lows
truth

>>937934519
aite, see you in another 6 months.

heaven says
https://youtu.be/TkfOtmrDBQQ?=LPw6EJ_2iE6Jz7_t

Ckaiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>937934116
Senko-san!

>>937934160
'Allo.

>>937934312
Forever your own biggest critic. You should focus on what you do like about your art.

>>937934655
Yo

>>937934519
And thats why I will remain single.
Correct, thats why I dont show my work to those people anymore.
Youre biased. Funny question though, maybe AI and its soulless garbage have reminded people that making shit up its fun.
Thats why artists are not fit to rate their stuff by the way.
Godd night.
>>937934655
Id rather have negative self steem than to be an arrogant asshole like the ones that have swarmed this place time and time again.
>You should focus on what you do like about your "art"
I do, if I didnt, I wouldnt be drawing in the first place.

>>937934655
>Ckaiming
*Claiming
Typoed my own claim text.

>>937934685
Would Seija do that to you while you slept?
Holy shit I actually feel healthy today...

>>937934760
And see, that's very commendable.

>>937934655
GAAOOOO
BISOU BISOU

Gooning

Such a strange poster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4RjJKxsamQ
>>937934116
>equilibrium
That's the word i couldn't think of but yeah, It's pretty chill there just careful to not call a serbian bosnian
>>937934160
Think it had a book too but not sure

>>937935023
She wouldnt come anywhere near me.
>>937935128
Yea it had a bunch of books.

>>937935273
>>937935273
>>937935273