Thread 937910716

she blocks your path flexing and calls you a limp dick
she says she will steal your gf and carry her off on her strong shoulders if you even have a gf, loser

> how do you react anon?

>>937910716 (OP)
threesome with her and my hypothetical gf

next question

>>937910820

> youre not worthy
> she'd just kick you in the nuts an have a threesome without you, loser

>>937910865
Threesome with her and my gf

that's the only outcome

>>937910716 (OP)
ask if I can be the gf and to be carried on her strong shoulders :3

>>937910716 (OP)
>your gf

Where the fuck do you think you are, anon?

>>937910918

> maybe she will tie you up and let you watch
> best case scenario

>>937910968

> she would peg you raw if you begged her to

>>937911025

> nobody here is as manly as her smh

>>937910716 (OP)
Beat the fuck out of her. Women are weak.

>>937911744

> dream on
> she would beat you up without breaking a sweat

>>937911854
i'd either run or punch her face

>>937912616

> its perfectly normal that a specimen of the weaker sex such as yourself would think about running away

>>937911854
Women are pathetic. She would fold after the first punch. Within seconds she would understand that lifting dumbbells and squatting a few times a week doesn't mean shit when faced with someone overwhelmingly genetically stronger and capable of inflicting mind breaking amounts of pain

>>937912757

> classic weak male behaviour is to talk about the genes and then eat burgers and get flabby while she would knock you out with one punch

>>937910716 (OP)
Eaay.

>>937910716 (OP)
Shoot her in the face. Simple.

>>937915667

> okay link you can pass

>>937916836

> youre not old enough to own a firearm, son
> shes too hot and the bullets would melt

>>937917373
>okay you're allowed to pass
sarcasm is hard lol

>>937917418

> its ok that you fantasize about princess Zelda pegging you