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Anonymous No.937916804 >>937917166 >>937917240 >>937917279 >>937917742 >>937919918
If you woke up as a sentient horse with Einstein intelligence tomorrow, what would you do?
Anonymous No.937917166
>>937916804 (OP)
start slapping the fuck out of my belly with my dick
Anonymous No.937917216 >>937917790
i feel like horses are pretty anatomically limited in raping humans with intention, bending down like that gif. i'd probably have more fun fucking the mares
Anonymous No.937917240
>>937916804 (OP)
Probably munch some grass and kick someone in the head, you know, horse shit.
Anonymous No.937917279
>>937916804 (OP)
Probably scare folks because I'd be trying to convey how intelligent I am through a series of incomprehensible nays
sage No.937917742
>>937916804 (OP)
Gallop around and try to kick cyclists and bikers of their bikes.
Anonymous No.937917790
>>937917216
>feel like horses are pretty anatomically limited in raping humans with intention
Falsenuke
Anonymous No.937919513
Give my wife some horse cock
Anonymous No.937919918
>>937916804 (OP)
can I be a female horse? I think I'd enjoy seducing humans with my horse pussy a lot more than having an impractically large horse cock