/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/eTplxWaAD8o?si=B2ob6N8zm_c_AueF

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo

>>937935128 ~(Kyaru)~
Hello claimer of cute Kyaru. Sorry, I didn't scroll up far enough to see you.

>>937935254 ~(Seija)~
Not even to prank you in your sleep?

>>937935273 (OP)
How is the situation going by the way? Will Seija remain your waifu?

CLAIMG THE BEAUTIFUL PROSTITUTE SLUT FROM OUTLAW STAR

>>937935415
canon btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP1tcy9a10
>>937935373
Heyna, Don't worry ameowt it

>>937935454
He didn't say claim. So yes.

>>937935373
Yeah.
>>937935406
Like I said last time, after I'm done with Kagetsu Tohya and Melty I'll decide.
Which will happen eventually, probably after im done with the other 3 visual novels im reading.
Hopefully the remake gets released on PC sooner than later as well since I really want to play that fucking thing as well really bad.

>>937935528
she's literally a prostitute for pirates

Gaooo bisou bisou~
Hello hello I love you all!
Rawr XD

they didn't restock and monaco are weak
i can't switch to beer fml

lol

>>937935621
How long since you play those 2 games?

HELLO <3 HELLO <3 BISOU!!! BISOU~~
C===3

>>937935625
I LOVE SLURPING CUM OUT OF HER
I SAY
BISOU
BISOU
EVERY TIME THEN GAAAOOOO
I am 57 years young btw
XD

>>937935833
48 but atp same thing

>>937935725
As long as the mental breakdown I've been pushing aside lasts.
Also for the record there are three melty games where the story matters and five in total.

Yo, Baby Ruth makes an Ice Cream bars.
America, fuck yeah.

>kneesocks claimed

>>937935876
I iz
57 in wisdumb
Butt!
48 in boyhoood

>>937935890
>As long as the mental breakdown I've been pushing aside lasts
What do you mean?

>>937935890
You should bury your head in the snow and hold your breath like that russian narutu kid did
Queer
Tranny
Nigger

She can lick her butt hole with her giraffe neck
So talented
Much grace
So beauty

>>937935993
i want to see that

I shouldnt pick on the mentally challenged as much as i do
I am a bad man
But alas
It is what it is

>>937935936
Hey Kneesocks claimer.
How do they rate against the Snickers ice cream bars?

>>937936112
HOW DARE YOU POST MY WYFOO

>>937935960
>How long since you play those 2 games?
Were you not asking how long after I finish those games I'd decide?
That was my interpretation of that sentence that made no sense.

>>937936162
God I cant into words, until, I meant UNTIL you played those games.

2 more might do i finally got drunk 5 in

peak floridaman energy too i go to the liquor store in gucci flip flops

Hey frens! Look at dis cosplay that looks JUST LIKE SUZUKA

Golly willikers she is so pretty

>>937936112
Hello Suzuka claimer! Equal footing, all of the years I've spent away from ice cream are coming to roost.
The options nowadays are astounding, truly.

>>937936282
kek edit lucy loo face in
https://aifaceswap.io/#face-swap-playground

>>937936318
HE IS NOT THE SUZUKA CLAIMER
I AM
NIGGER

>>937936349
real claimer
the faggot didn't claim

DAYUMZ
SO YOZ SAYIN
*smacks lips*
WE WAZ PIRATZ N SHIET
*smacks lips*
IN SPESH?
SHIEEEETTT
>>937936327
Idk how any of that works and my phones crappy

>>937936318
They are.
The Butterfinger bars taste pretty good but for some reason tend to upset my stomach, and I'm not sure why.
I actually wish I just had regular ice cream sandwiches right now. I'll have to pick up a box next time I'm at the supermarket. I'm no longer sick but I just feel too lazy to go anywhere today.
Do anymore drawing lately?

>>937936412
You just post 2 pics 1 original then face
screenshot tge image generated because it comes out as webp

dies of cringe

>>937936204
A month, two? Maybe next summer? When it happens it happens.
First I'll finish Yosuga no Sora and Steins;Gate and maybe Twinkle Crusaders if I bother. I dont hold a schedule for reading.
Asides from the schedule that says at least two hours a day.
If this is about a drawing dont worry about it.

>>937936506
ill dir of blood loss from my constant hard dick

>>937936443
Imagine sipping tea and watching her service pirates with her pussy then high fiving them all after
Prostitutes are great cuz they love everyone!

is your dick hard because of the cp you posted

>>937936579
Suzuka can take care of that for you~ bisou~
Might need to put a bag over her head though cuz she ugly af

>>937936665
Damn one off.
Gay
Well im done with this prostitute
Someone else can claim her

>>937936627
i haven't ever done so
there was an ethot victim i totally massacred though who lied about her age being younger than she really is tho. She's a dusty roastie claiming 20 really wall hitter larping

>>937936627
This guy's is >>937936112

>>937936517
God, so I have to expect over a year to see the result of the most interesting happening of the year. Awesome.

>>937936703
>giving up this easily
lmao pussy

>>937936821
gwao bisou~
doxed by a car btw

>>937936821
No just got other things to do
Like play fgo

why are you lying bro lol
was it worth it

>>937936876
I'm not wrong lol

So pathetic he cant even commit to the bit for less than 1 third of a thread.
Imagine if cupa saw this.

Look at my nipple

you get basic information wrong lmao

https://youtu.be/VPeu2OQhgpI?=6dhUv_5j_fiPBOiv
>>937936925
GWAO GWAO I POST NEPPY NEPPY BISOU

>>937936958
>lying cope

fucking nigger

>>937936812
Who knows, I need to be able to drop everything, isolate myself and reserve 60-70 hours of my life straight to get through Kagetsu Tohya thats the main problem.
if this is the most interesting happening of the year then I think you need to go somewhere more interesting.
Even the Saturday mornings where DBZ was airing during the Goku vs Freeza fight would have been more interesting than this.

LMAO

>>937936443
I'm genuinely looking forward to trying them all.
Do it! I'm going to pack my freezer with ice cream one of these days.
In short bursts, yes. People are a pain. I miss my trees, one day I'll have to do some more.

i got this special privilege of knowing your home and who owns it how much you pay etc

>>937937178
>Who knows, I need to be able to drop everything, isolate myself and reserve 60-70 hours of my life straight to get through Kagetsu Tohya thats the main problem.
Are you fucking kidding me? WHY go for such extremes?
>if this is the most interesting happening of the year then I think you need to go somewhere more interesting.
Its the more interesting happening in the threads, this years be a fucking rollercoaster of happenings.

I love my wife.

>>937937469
Its not extreme at all lol, thats called locking in.
If there is something I want to do I am not letting anyone or anything come in between me and the thing I want to do.
The biggest event of this year was Ozzy Osbourne fucking dying.

>>937937337
Cool, any proof?

>>937937669
lol seethe nigger

all you had to say was "there is no proof because im a lying pussy faggot"
come on now

>>937937701
Kinda hoping you'd post an actual address, but if you don't have one...

>>937937833
why do i need to? im not a personal army requester i am an army of 1

>>937937876
So no proof?

do you have every poster's direction in this thread?

>>937937661
Yeah, very sad news.

that is not the gotcha you think it is

lmao he got banned

Orly

/waifu/ fears me like 90% of discordtards do and should

i don't anyone fears a ban evading retard who can't prove his claims

the only thing that fears you is children, pedophile

doubtful anyone fears a discordtranny

So he doesn't have any adresses? Got it.

i'm the most brutal mfker that ever lived even drunk im stronger than you's

>>937938441
kekekek

it just becomes more pathetic when you realise he's just another mordred

>>937938514
>it just becomes more pathetic when you realise he's just another mordred
mordred literally fucked you up

anyway im trying to look at waifus not discordfggt drama
shit got old you're literally trannys

ok cp poster-kun

it's kinda sad to watch actually

>>937938729
Tourist my dick is bigger besides i don't listen to brapxicans

>>937938752
You're literally pathetic i own you

disscord keeps losing to a literal drunk
rembr internets is srs bsnezz

>>937938943
my darwin pic coming soon

>>937938962
So did you really post cp for a year?

>>937939032
no

>>937939065
I doubt that

he literally spent more than a year calling nep a pedo even though he was the one who went out of his way to post the cock of someone he at least presumed to be underaged
now that he's being pressed about it, he's trying everything he can think of to get out of addressing it

>>937939111
the darwin pregnant meme is funny

>>937939161
Makes sense

>>937939274
i also allegedly doxed the entire thread

>>937939311
>allegedly
So the shizuru dox WAS a lie lol

>>937939355
was it?

im drinking fuck your narcissism
your knowness is your fault

>>937939390
You said so yourself>>937939311

>>937939550
literally who? fuck off discord nigger

i don't know why you insist on continuing to post when you just make this much of an ass of yourself

>>937939184
Relm.

>>937939633
>i don't know why you insist on continuing to post when you just make this much of an ass of yourself
srsly why do you?

case on point

>>937939697
>case on point

>>937939585
Literally you

holy fuck literally fuck off

>>937939796
So you do have the dox?

3 dead communities

>>937939658
Anon.

1 year spent posting cp lol
Shizuru dox status?

>>937939912
fuck off
>dead community
animus died doing the same lol i mock it like all the other dead communities that killed themselves obsessing about nothing

So about that dox...

>>937939998
so about that dead community now only purpose to kill another

You really want to avoid talking about that dox, don't you? Or the fact that you posted cp for a year...

>>937939909
What have you eaten today?

he says, while obsessing over nothing for 2 years

>>937940086
you only want to avoid tge fact your community died lol

>>937940100
im my own btw i killed you

>>937936765

>>937940225
there's literally a shit ton of angry tourists attempting to larp as posters who know shit well like 5

>gave himself a (you) on 4chanx to try to gotcha someone
lol

>>937940320
>in desperate need of meds

>>937940313
>>937940320
samefag

>>937940320
>>937940388
samefag

>>937940388

>>937940388
>>937940419
samefag

>>937940420
blurred
shit edit

3 dead communities all from the literal same problem : discord importance

lmao

fuck dude like i can't jerk it to waifus and fun post it's all serious

being made fun of because of your own retardation was serious enough for you to post cp for a year lol

>>937940868
gwao gwao get over it you got doxed you're a huge ironic clown

gwao bisou was it worth every poster getting doxed?

>>937940955
Allegedly. Your words>>937939311 not mine

stfu you don't like me idc you're poor and pathetic

It's hard to like someone who posts cp for an entire year

>>937941100
tourist chan

>>937940087
Cool question.
The typical stuff we eat here, rice for lunch and platain for dinner.

it's been 2 years and you still can't even identify me lmao you haven't doxxed shit

shane buddy I got a lot of time on my hands here, and I gotta say things haven't been going so well for me lately. I guess you could say l've kind of fallen into a dark place again. Fallen off course from reaching my grave while doing my best to not accumulate bad karma. I have demons that follow me and fuck with my life constantly to the point where I moved to a remote location and now I live off of starlink and going to the grocery store once every 2 months because I can't talk to people. I haven't spoken to anyone in real life in over 3 years aside from nodding at cashiers. I am not a well person. I've been permabanned off of every social media platform that exists because the english language is illegal except right here on the surface. I refuse to join TOR to find freedom as it's not freedom it's a honeypot for pedos.
So l'm here. Not everyone can just go out and find friends and be normal, some people have issues and are broken and isolated. I use this as my only source of reminding myself that I'm still human. You must be more broken than I am to have been lashing out for over a year and not finding a different path. I did for a long time because practically everyone I came across on the board was in the same bucket of crabs throwing insults when anyone showed anything real. and then these threads popped up and became an island that I could sit on and not be so angry for awhile. I started feeling better like there was still a few actual decent people out here. and someone that actually strived to be kind on top of it all But then you slowly started eroding it away. and now were here. it's the most depressing and stressful time of year and there's nothing left. You're like a force of nature that balanced the light with darkness and hate but you went too far like evil people always do. You overstepped your boundary and you killed the only thing that meant anything to me anymore. I knew this wasn't the path but it was the only one with a light to follow. Goodbye

also you posted cp like lmao bro the internet is not that serious
how the fuck is cyberbullying even real just walk away from the screen

>>937941188
denial doesn't mean it didn't happen it's sticking your head in sand

>>937941237
Post his address

>>937941223
Tourist chan

>>937941271
nypa it's not difficult harder targets got got

>>937941181
Ah, a standard staple meal. Very nice.
What would you like to be eating r8ght now?

it's not denial when it objectively did not happen lol
when are you going to post shizuru's dox btw

>>937941376
>objectively did not happen

https://youtu.be/DuaOB1CHW8s?si=uEyTaiyIRHdh4G44

same image and patience is your friend my jules is his facebook lol

>>937941333
It sure is great having traditional food, even if I dont like it 90% of the time. What do you guys even have? Fucking McDonalds? Every time I think of traditional american food I remembered that it was stolen and assimilated from other country.
Honestly, I dont know, I dont like eating so I dont find myself thinking, "man, I would love to eat this". Nothing that counts as real food anyways, Im always in for some strawberry jelly, strawberry filled cookies, strawberry ice cream, raw strawberries. Cool fruit.

typical may L

im not an avatarfagggot so doesn't work on me

>>937941579
>trying to attribute a character to a boogeyman #1564347

3 dead communities btw

i need more
btw 3 dead communities lol

crackin my hog rn rn

its supposed to make those sounds right
like the cereal

>>937941472
I mean yeah. America is know as a melting pot, of course the food is like that too. I'd say its more regional dishes in America. Gotta remember its a big ol country.
Chicken riggies are the only thing that's springing to mind right now for some reason. I'm sure that's hocked from somewhere.
And McDonald's didn't invent burgers and fries.
Those all sound lovely.

>>937942025
galileo how's your uncle :)
>>937942044
cuck

o wait that's grapevine texas tranny

>>937941900
>>937942025
So why did you decided to post images again?
>>937942044
America is like a jack of all trades master of none when it comes to culture.
>And McDonald's didn't invent burgers and fries.
Yeah I know, but when I think of american culture I can only think of brands, baseball (which to be fair was popularized by America even if allegedly comes from EU) and apple pie, which I have seen some argue that its a canadian thing.
Favorite fruit?

>>937942308
northern mexican faggot.

>>937942308
you know like
snap crackle pop
wdym i always post images

>>937942308
Relm

remember you discussed being mexican with ram
you speak mexican slang also

>uwu imma dox you
remember that?
relm is the most pathetic nigger here literally avatarfag with anzu who got bto

maybe as pathetic as jules who got doxed lol that faggot is pathetic pseudo intellectual

>>937942414
What.
>>937942407
>wdym i always post images
Do you really. You only post 69a once and go to anon posting.

>>937942773
ramone

>>937942308
Eh, relative. Still the greatest country on earth, despite hating it most of the time.
I think of the people. The old widow still working the farm. The nurses caring for the elderly even though its thankless. The educators trying their hardest to teach children unwilling to learn. The mechanics breaking their back to fix what's broken. The contractors bringing up something. At least I like to imagine that's what America is at its best, its best acting people trying their best.
Hmm, blackberries. I rotate my fruits l, but ai always have blackberries. I freeze them over winter.

>>937942806
hi aster still flirting with boys i see

>>937942773
i have no idea what you mean
i never post 69a

>>937942806
I wish I had that optimism.
>MFW blackberries were not invented by BlackBerry as a marketing stunt to promote their phones
>MFW blackberries are actual fruits that exist
Never had them, but again, the 2 berries Ive had are strawberries and cranberries.
>>937942860
0069a.

>>937941891
Post more Neliel.
Best Bleach girl. Super cute nice girl.

aster do you like your dick pic?

>>937938452
Rina is best digi girl

いつものもらえるか?

>>937942913
YEAH I NEVER POST THAT

>>937942773
:)

>>937942926
i did for months agreed tho my waifus are best

imma drink more shits weak but im stuck because it has gin and vidka

fucking 2 cans like $8 but smooth

i bought the rack so lime tequila probably next

>>937942913
When you hate that which you're surrounded by, you tend to focus on the good. Gets one through the day.
Yup! And they're crazy good too. In cereal? Bangin. On waffles? Fire. In a sazerac? My lord yes. Those little guys are great.
Two all timers right there though. Great berries, most berries.

4 posts in a row

>>937943007
Stupid sexy goat girl

>>937943243
12 monacos in a row
I have my finger on the raygun
They asked asked me where I got it
I said, "The future"
They rebuilt your father out of bolts and bubblegum
Crawl into my colony
The honey's in my hive

Lol the weirdo suzuka guy hasnt posted again yet has he
Damn
He got btfo by me
Epic

>>937942986
Sure.
>>937942968
Why are your filenames like that?
>>937942988
:)
>>937943241
Damn, that sounds rough.
Theres so many fancy shit Id like to have if I wasnt so broke.
Cranberries are an interesting thing, I still kind of prefer the local fruits, but they make up for a good replacement.

Pack me up, return to sender
And send me on my way
You might find me at the bottom of a bender
>>937943329
he's sensitive i posted lucy liu he had a breakdown

>>937943349
:D

i mostly ignore my trolls/spammers they literally all had mental breakdowns

>>937943349
"screen" "Shima Rin" "conbini"
it was more fun to come up with truncations like that

>>937943385
That boy aint right I tell you what.

>>937943497
dog-killer kun

>>937943444
Trips.
Now get quads while calling them niggers and trannies.

>>937943536
stop replying to yourself liberal

>>937943411
:D
>>937943497
Have you played Battle Network.
>it was more fun
Why?

>>937943536
im too drunk to estimate time

>>937943560
Shut up tranny nigger

>>937943560
Oh the poltard tries to invade alt right space
fail

hey lois remember that time may posted mi liu's underage cock for over a year and thought it was ok because he put a black blob over it
hehehehehe....

>>937943567
=3

>>937943673
remember you got dox'd
your trying to fit in speech was pathetic

>>937943650
The trooner thinks were the same person
Seething trans faggot

>>937943673
Is mi lu youre faggot bf? Maybe the underage fag shouldnt have been on an 18+ website in the first place

no because that didn't happen lmao
i remember you posting cp for over a year though

kek hernandez

>>937943709
=3

>>937943809
8===D~~3 \(°□°)/

>>937943773
he's literally a schizo

LMAO

>>937943876
~(°▪°)~

this sad figure of sperm metastasized into a chris-chan wannabe

>>937943906
_}/

i don't have delusions im a psychopath according to judges
not being edgy it's literal legal

>>937943941
Ah damn. It didnt support that one

>>937943567
Mega Man Battle Network? Never had a GBA sadly
It was fun in the same way re-stacking the jenga tower is fun. That's all I can really say.

>>937943999
Nice trips
For a nigger

>>937943999
megaman 4 like i told jack

what does that have to do with you posting cp though lol

>>937944031
why does a psychopath post things to hurt others for fun

the balloons is hard megaman is still core hard game although much easier since 3

you didn't hurt anyone though lol
was it worth it

>>937944170
then why you keep replying

>>937943809
Relm do you like megaman?

https://youtu.be/oOInYWZnK04?si=2cDCz9syKXLaUhcX

>>937944206
Kys snow nigger faggot tranny freak fuck boy

>>937944191
Why yes. I do. Quite a bit.
>>937943999
You dont need a GBA to play it, get an emulator and get at it. I said that because in BN abbreviations can reach war crime levels.
You may be autistic, Im sorry.

because i have fun watching you seethe about this place every day even though it's entirely your fault

Well break times over
Back to fgo for me

>>937944247
ok good to know :333

>>937944325
Id love to know why you asked that.
But youre not going to answer so what gives.

>>937944258
alice won

i don't think going out of your way to find and post cp is a "win"

>>937944349
:3 secret ok

>>937944362
nonsense spicer won

idc i won

>>937944422
This secrecy with you really got tiring a long time ago.

lmao

>>937944444

Truly spectacular.

im literally floridaman-ing to get liquor fml lawnmower on highway

>>937944491
oh my friend she is very cute. thank you friend.

>>937944491
ok let's call it a surprise

>>937935273 (OP)
join us at https://neets.moe/waifu/

>>937944723
i didn't trust it all this waifu shit is doxing in every instance

>>937944635
The artistic urge of nuke all my gallery and delete all my images.
How do I make it STOP.
>>937944659
Been a while since you where here.
>>937944693
That surprise better be Relm and your waifu dressed as Megaman characters.
If you want advice on what character should Relm be dressed as I am here.

>>937944856
tell me

I got 3 more wtf happen to 1 tequila 2 tequila floor?

>>937944930
Are you going to draw them yourself? This is important.

im drunk but not that fucked up

>>937944990
yes yes

>>937945050
hi sono

>>937944856
But why. Give it all to me instead if you really want to go through with that :)

>>937945084
gal gadot

post the this stupid mfker it's funny now after i dox'd you

fetal alcohol syndrome

>>937945050
Will it be a Relm only thing or will your waifu get included too? Last question, also important.
>>937945084
>But why
Because I feel its fugly, I want to start from scratch with better material now that I feel I could do better.
>Give it all to me instead
Why would you want a bunch of poorly made fanart of characters you know nothing about?
>if you really want to go through with that
You say that as if nuking my Pixiv wasnt like 3 clicks away.

>>937945259
ill get you confirmed tuwu

>>937944723
This really isn't a waifu thread.

>>937945314
it really isn't

this is animus but a different name because it's a banned thread

Gay hook up thread? UwU
*pounces playfully*
Gaaooo!
Bisou bisou~
Hello <3 hello <3 I love you all!
*chases tail in circles*

>>937945259
yeah she will be there

TUU TURRUUUU
WINRAR CHIKIN DINNAR
XDDD

https://youtu.be/6aqHVErxq28?si=Tz1CtkkzblPyFnZr

I like gay sex and getting pozzed witj butt AIDS cancer
UwU

was it worth it

>>937945488
chimkims

>>937945491
Kill yourself you snow nigger sub human troon

Niggers

>>937945570
dar dar

lol dar dar board
dysgenic faggot bald

>>937945523
Obsolutely pottytootely

Nigger faggots that eat their own cum.

What a depressing display of a human being.

>>937945259
That's a petty reason to throw away the main proof of improvement over the years.
They would make for a good story.
I know but it's not me having pseudo-suicidal thoughts right now.

fuck where's my darwin memes i need to retrieve that bald faggots pictures

>>937945700
You are gay though. Being a fag is about as depressing of a display of a human being there is. It's entirely unnatural. Trannies are lower though ofc.

>>937945700
>

>>937945700
Tomorrow, Lucy news, balance patch news, matchmaking news, maybe more.
hype.

>>937945738
K-kawaii~ [^○^]

>>937945750
Too afraid to kill yourself huh pussy

>>937945783
lol jules got confirmed dox. his uncles dead btw

>>937945810
Probably died from getting pozzed

Oh no, anyway.

>>937945750
Better be worth it.

remember when may posted cp for over a year lol good times

>>937945836
lol definitely did from what i read

>>937945859
Kek

>>937945882
>>937945882
>>937945882

>>937945842
Surely the matchmaking will work, surely.

>>937945700
Nigger
Kys
Fag

bully galileo and fixxy next makeup artist