Celeb Thread - /I sometimes think of cutting them up like a fish/ edition.

>>937940942 (OP)
thanks corly

>>937940942 (OP)
made for gangbangs

please don't cut me up

I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>937941010
Too cute. Too precious.

You're not an ideal candidate at all.

^^

>>937941010
imagine having little jenna as your boss. you wouldn't be able to take her seriously

>>937941112
so lewd

>>937941110
well, you really shouldnt think about that at all

Would lick corlys nut off his naked body

>>937941262
:(

>>937941262
would she be a good ceo?

>>937941262
Cute pearl necklace

They are fish.

They will be tasty.

Oh, he's drunk as hell

>>937941618
Damn

Heavy

>>937941078
I-I k-k-know l-lots o-of g-guys w-want a-a celeb l-lady l-like m-mine...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDvMcJZqYrY

You're the only one I trust.

>>937941426
I think so

>>937941439
jenna is cute

me and the cholster caught a ball game cheers

>>937941871
Jenna cute for sure. How about Jennanons?

>>937941871
May I ask what celeb you want?

>>937941877
i'm the one that's up to bat

>>937942015
based choli

>>937942119
perfect form right there i'm ready to hit a homer

>>937941807
gaywad

I got a mountain dew from the concession stand. choli got a milk

>>937942237
:< pls do not bully me for my gender fluidity.

>>937942047
you know she's done it

>>937941940
ive been told atleast one is

>>937941971
post who you want to

>>937942340
I am blasted beyond belief.
Who I want is no longer a thought.
"""What"""" I want is barely hanging on.

PARKERS FUCKED UP

>>937942257
no cranberry juice so i had to settle for a milk!!!

I am no longer inside the plane of orbit.

https://youtu.be/YheM9FCi9is?si=9RF2OuFcqFmG_b3s

>>937942340
We should see if that makes two then

Beyond the realm of human comprehension.

Up up
and away.

UP UP
AND
A
WAY.

https://youtu.be/BTAtC5vksC0?t=150

>>937942257
road head
>>937942340
so soft

>>937942047
She's very clever at marketing.

>>937941010
>>937941262
>>937941360
>>937941871
>>937941940
>>937942340
>>937942462
Pedos

>>937942516
in what way

>>937943372
Paedo

FUQ CM PUNK

>>937943372
Just some light teasing, o hungry one. Hope you're doing well

>>937943429
Not a celeb

>>937943841
>>937943600
Not a celeb

>>937941126
>>937941303
>>937941458
>>937941618
>>937941618
>>937942237
>>937942462
>>937942615

Stop posting OnlyFans whores in celeb threads.

>>937943355

Jenna Ortega is 22.

>>937944042
>she's an adult now so that means she's an adult in every photo ever taken of her
Braindead retard

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>>937943429
hey choli u have ur milk yet?

>>937944106
You're mistaking me for >>937943355

>>937944156

Is that the chick from Napoleon Dynamite?

>>937944156
Not a celeb, fuck off

>>937944156
of course bro. milk time was about 2 hours ago

>>937944240
Not a celeb, faggot

>>937944240

we won boys

>>937944240
sorry sorry i been busy

been chopping up some webms, they did Lisa dirty in this music video

>>937944407
Nice necklace
>>937944550
>insert comment about doing her dirty

>>937944407
no worries bro. milk time is always at 6-6:30 every single day choli never skips!!!

>>937944550
i love lisa

>>937944587
ty ty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpL5edRar10
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yunjin hot as FUQ.

https://youtu.be/WwJm5hnWv6E?si=N53fOsd07-NaDFQI

>>937944630
fuq da stars
go lightnin

https://youtu.be/0nJjB-egwmo

>>937943435
ive been good :> ty. hope you have too

>>937944621
Hey wait, that's also a nice necklace and being held

>>937944550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP4c-Q1QwBg
30 minutes of otter camping

>>937944647
i'm a chicago fan lmao. i just use that gif because it has an otter

>>937944630

>>937944621
>>937944674
Pedos

>>937944676
you wanna hold it or something?

>>937944407
>>937944705
>>937944596
Not celebs

>>937944739
thats my pic lol

>>937944674
Just gotta find some time for you to be really good. But not now. Now is tired and comfy
>>937944791
I mean yes, among other things

>>937944726
go in peace then

>>937944791
Not a celeb, pedo

>>937944587
you'd think it from that vid, I feel like 70% the video is framed on the other three with Lisa half off-camera lol

>>937944597
me too anon

>>937944705
added to the list, I think I watched a condensed version of that one the other day (like a 7min version or whatever)
I'm gonna watch it a little later though cause I've got something on the 2nd monitor right now <3

>>937944809
other things?

>>937944794
I like it.

>>937944839
ah shoot I didn't see that last extra frame

>>937944839
That's just how awesome she is. Can't contain that tight figure
>>937944846
Fine, her tits. If it's not too much

>>937944839
Nice! And yeah, you might've watched the shorter version. Otterman releases the unedited versions a few days later. It's a cute video. They go swimming and eat fish!
>>937944861
It's a good one. I'm glad you like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSKN_H2D25M
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>937944949

>>937943005
She used to be so lovely

>>937944809
i am quite tired but that never stopped me before

>>937945021
this is probably my favorite hana pic. cheers.

>>937945143
Jew otter.

>>937945123
You should go to sleep. Delightful as your... enthusiastic talents may be, you have a shot at repairing your sleep schedule. You just have to take it
>>937945173
Prottercols of the Elders of Zion

>>937944846
Stop posting kids, subhuman

>>937945123
Pedo

>>937945173
whoa whoa cool it with the anti-semitism

>>937945205
>>937945264

NEED TO STOP WATCHING YUNJIN VIDEOS THIS IS NOT GOOD. ABORT ABORT.

>>937944949
>It's a cute video. They go swimming and eat fish!
that sounds like a perfect day camping for them. I love how gentle they are with the families visiting

>>937944890
they tried to bury her in the background but it didn't work

>>937945399
>I love how gentle they are with the families visiting
same!
>>937945319

>>937944890
don't leave her wanting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYqRgVoDII4
straight up gonna jack my shizz to this tomorrow

FUCK CHOLI

FUCK THE OL CHOLSTER!!!!!

>>937945399
You'd rather bury it in her background?
>>937945571
Well when you put her like that, not a chance. She needs to be fulfilled

>>937945628
>>937945648
only if you look like maya higa or yunjin

>>937945498

>>937945658
I mean yes we should probably try

>>937945869
Both together? I like your initiative. Might be a narrow victory

>>937941728
I h-h-h-had to e-e-e-excommunicate the r-r-rep o-of m-me a-a-and V-Vic's p-poop g-g-group l-last w-w-week... A-After w-w-w-we d-d-did o-our p-p-poo e-exchange w-with him h-he d-d-didn't d-d-d-distribute V-Vic's p-p-poop t-t-to the o-other m-members w-w-who were a-a-anxiously g-g-gathered a-a-and w-w-waiting f-f-for their s-s-share o-of V-Vic's p-poo, b-b-but i-instead k-k-kept a-a-all o-of V-Vic's p-poop f-f-for h-h-himself... I w-w-was d-d-disappointed a-a-and so w-w-was V-Vic a-and s-so w-w-were t-t-the other g-g-good m-members o-of V-V-Vic's p-poop group... T-Two w-w-weeks a-a-ago w-w-when w-w-w-we d-d-did a-a-a poop e-e-exchange w-w-with t-t-the g-g-good s-s-sirs o-of o-o-o-our p-poo g-g-group e-e-everything w-w-went w-w-well... It s-s-seems s-s-something m-must h-h-have s-s-snapped i-i-i-in h-h-him a-a-and h-he c-c-changed...

>>937945809
aight brotha last otter pic from me for a lil bit. yunjin-related business is calling my name right now.

i hope /cel/ anons had a comfy saturday ᓚᘏᗢ

>>937946079
"Business". Make it spicy
>>937946100
It was relaxing, o considerate one. Did you do something/someone fun?

>>937946100
mhm very comfy
and we hope you had a comfy saturday, too <3

>>937946184
Behave

>>937945964
>Both together?
I will be honest anon, I meant me and Lisa

>>937946079
good luck sir

>>937946100
very comfy!

>>937946213
I always do. You know i find his solitude insufferable
>>937946218
I strongly suspected you did. But i couldn't resist the opportunity for the snark

>>937946079
Cute

>>937946100
Those teeth are more acceptable with tits.

>>937946283
Alright. I'm not gonna shoot you down about this.

Nudes?

>>937946363
Your implicit support is welcome. It really is for the best

>>937946184
mhm, lots of fun with good friends <3
i'm exhausted in a good way
i'm glad you got to relax, lovely friend

>>937946199
i hear you were hanging out with friends too <3

>>937946218
<3 love to hear it

>>937946314
i think she's adorable, but here you go
>

>>937946551

>>937946601
katnewt's flawless pale skin and enigmatic smile are more acceptable with boombahs

>You will be watching Wednesday season 2 right anon?

>>937946665
>boombahs
Good evening, Marfa.

>>937946551
Something like that :P
It was a decent time, but I counldn't wait to get home in the end
>>937946537
I had a joke lined up, but now I can't deliver the punchline. Anyways - how have you been?

>>937946755
good evening to you as well <3

i don't know why i expected that to work

>>937946794
i hear you won at love letter batman edition

wait, i may have imagined that

>>937946551
Friends are foundational. I'm proud of you. Now work to secure benefits.
>>937946713
Hmm, kinda cute
>>937946794
I've been good. Admittedly becoming more and more tired and about to collapse, but it was good we could catch each other in passing. Time zones, so mysterious

>>937946888

>>937946888

>wait, i may have imagined that

Just like this phony "conversation" your currently having with yourself?

anyone seen a ghost

>>937946949
>>937946888
Oh, and TRIPS.

>>937946944
but that's so much woooorrrrk
just adopt me

>>937946949
>>937946976
newtcute trumps trips any day

>>937946954
what if you're imagining me imagining it? please don't make me think about spooky things right now 'cause i'll have nightmares

>>937946971
I've seen an Irish girl sunbathing. Close enough
>>937947009
No interstate adoptions. Federalism foils fawning

>>937947057
snugglebugs unite! you've nothing to lose but your chains

>>937947009
Here's a pale one.

>>937946888
>trips
I think you may have dreamed it
then again I am not surprised ... you show up in my dreams, too
sometimes
>>937946944
good night
maybe some other time

>>937946971
I saw nessa2 posting the other day. Does it count?

>>937947155
in ancient times, people believed katnewt emitted her own soft glow, but now we know she simply reflects light from the sun

>>937947156
do i do cool backflips in your dreams?

>>937946719
if you show more

>>937947250

>>937947250
you do something else with your back ....

>>937947298
i take it back - katnewt absolutely has a soft, warm glow to her

>>937947341
lying atop my red doghouse and talking to my bird friend?

>>937947431
something like that :3

>>937947431

>>937947057
>>937947245
ghosts aren't real you heard it here

>>937947494
>>937947542
i'm going to pass out

you two have a lovely time and take good care of yourselves

>>937947644

>>937947644

TROINKERS!!!

Butt ass naked.

>>937948017
>>937948193
all the time wherever she goes. no clothes allowed.

She killed trillions

>>937949369
I doubt she could even kill a fly.

>>937948289
beating my cock raw to kylin

watching movie with mr brocky

>>937946719
She was underage here, pedo. Get cancer

>>937949700

>>937949700
Not a celeb, pedo

>>937949918
hot hot hot

>>937946363
>>937946213
>>937946199
Fuck off

>>937949875
:DD

>>937950250
Pedophile

>>937950250
>oh yaaaaaa real good then

>>937950410
Not a celeb

>>937950410
who is this average looking chinkster?

>>937950410
kill yourself

>>937951288
faggot troy post

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

>>937952036
KYS TROINK

>>937952430
>>937952430
>>937952430

jjjfghh