Thread 937943867

Hunger Games (Murder Games)

Doing murder games again so remember things are a little different, instead of the regular sim we'll be using the Murder Games sim, meaning there is a time limit to enter rather than a need to fill 24 slots. So I'll take in any tribute for the next 20 minutes.

You will need to choose 2 perks out of:
No perk, cute, leader, peaceful, sociopath, kind, unstable, bulky, meek, naive, devious, seductive, suicidal, annoying, scrappy, survivalist, rich, inventor, goth, lunatic

Then you need to choose one item out of:
No item, big stick, pitchfork, sword, axe, handgun, shotgun, grenade, slingshot, bow, flamethrower, rocket launcher, lasergun, magic wand, ancient scepter, pet wolf, pet tiger, pet turtle, wish ring

You can also make and join teams so if you want to make a team with a tribute or join an existing team say so in the thread.

Ensign Ledo
>Scrappy, Survivalist
>Lasergun
>Red Neck Yacht Club

Chamber
>Bulky, Survivalist
>Lasergun
>Red Neck Yacht Club

Alan Wake
Perks: survivalist, kind
Item: handgun
Team Light

Lord Grimmy
Seductive, Unstable
Big Stick
Team Schizo

Harley Quinn
Cute Lunatic
Grenade
SSS

Hollywood Chihiro Fujisaki

>cute, leader
>shotgun
>Team: New World Order

Primal Beast

>Unstable, Bulky
>No Item
>Dire team

Putty Squad
Bulky/survivalist
Slingshot

Madoka-Senpai
Scrappy, Cute
Magic Wand
Team Schizo

Moira
Sociopath Inventor
No item
Team with the least members, please

Kosaku Kawajiri
Sociopath, devious
grenade
Whichever Team Fits Me Best

Usotsuki
>Devious, Scrappy
>Big stick
>Whatever team Madotsuki is on, if either criteria are applicable

Andrea Spendolini-Sirieix
Scrappy, lunatic, handgun
Put me in any team?

Seej!
Leader, Survivalist
Big Stick
SSS Squad

>>937943867 (OP)
Sanae

Kind
Naive

Wish Ring

Team light

Vesna
Sociopath seductive
Shotgun
Red Neck Yacht Club

Metal Sonic

Lunatic Sociopath
Flamethrower
Team Schizo

Gendarme
>No perk
>Handgun
Team Light

>>937943690
Let's see...
This is my 53 Harley wincard, making my total wincard count 127, I've won more of course, but they don't always result in cards :)

>>937944254
Damn that's nice, I have around 100 wins total.

>>937943867 (OP)
Samael
>Leader, seductive.
>No Item
>Team: Lords of the Expanse

Nameless Fairy
>Naive, Annoying
>No Item
>No Team
>No Name

>>937944254
absolute killing machine

Sloth
Cute
Peaceful
Slingshot
Dire Team

>>937944133
Ah! I'm sorry, I ended up joining in under my alt >>937944162 before I saw your message. We're teaming up next time for sure. A million sorries

Kenshin
Leader, Survivalist
Sword
No team

>>937944130
>Whichever Team Fits Me Best
That would be my squad btw

Game's cancelled, my girlfriend's bull just came by.
-MM

>>937944254
>Jeezus. My highest wincount on one is 45 and I've been around since 2015 /trash/.
>...Got like 620+ overall, though, haha....
>>937944402
No sweat.

>>937944130
>>937944437
Put him in mine. He has enough allies.

A Big Mac
Bulky seductive
Shotgun

>>937944539
Come in my mouth

>>937943867 (OP)
20 MINUTES

>>937944515
"You sure that is a good idea, boss? Guy looks like he has a few screws loose."

>>937944515
yeah I agree, put me in Alan Wake's team
>Kosaku

>>937944515
He said best fit. Aren't you part of the LIGHT team, why'd you want a based serial killer on that. Too much realpolitiking for you, go back to being a goody twoshoes or whatever your deal is. No offense.

>>937944515
>>937944566
Team light is the biggest one currently. Let me get the slide ready and we can see about swaps.

>>937944470
Still very welcome to join team light, just felt like changing it up for MG. The dream duo happens on the next run.

>>937944564
>>937944515
He is a bit strange, but if we point him in the right direction, what could go wrong?

I'm still fixing names and items and stuff but here is the roster how are things looking?

>>937944633
Ready!

>>937944633
Looks fine to me. See if you get Yoshikage's (doxed) final say on the team situation.

>>937944633
オーケー、　こそ泥たち　お前らの　盗品を　持ってきな!
>The stray, allegiance-free fairy began to greedily rub her hands together.

>>937944633
if i get odds I'm team schizo if i get evens I'm team schizo
If I get dubs I'm unaffiliated.

>>937944633
On with it.

>>937944633
Funny hat.
>>937944629
>If I'm around for it, of course.

>>937944564
>>937944586
>>937944629
The questionable can be accepted through understanding. At least that is my view on the matter.
>>937944586
No defence from me neither.

>>937944633
>Multiple targets detected, prepare for the hunt.

>>937944714
Well I made a typo, I was supposed to say "If I get odds I'm team light" but it doesn't really matter now. Continue on.

>>937944633
Come on... Sweet Sweet Sweet murder :)

>>937944731
>>937944629
"Your call, boss."
>>937944633
"Take them- ei?"
>Hopefully he'd come into the battle without missing any parts before it even started!

>>937944633
Let's do this!

>>937944714
>>937944737
Freudian slip. You're with us no matter what, clearly.

>>937944633
>Alpha1918
>Leader, kind
>sword
>Red Neck Yacht Club

>>937944633
Begin at your leisure.
A human allied themselves with me? I pray you have the strength to lead a region of the Expanse.

Okay here we are, this is the roster, we begin soon.

>>937944807
>>937944823
Ha ha ha ha ha ha skipped

>>937944823
>Metal Sonic thought he was on Team Schizo but apparently not.

>>937944823
>(That beard isn't for show: this particular guard is a male!)

>>937944823
Powerful squad.

>>937944807
Get skipped, shitter.
-MM

>>937944823
I might be able to write myself out of this one. With just a little imagination.

>>937944823
Let em in >>937944807

>>937944807
Fuck sorry Alpha, I'm already cropping the game.

>>937944823
>It's a female fairy!

>>937944633
>>937944768
"He has gone to be with his kindred spirits, this is fate."

>>937944881
>>937944867
>>937944719
"Now as for us. What's the plan?"

>>937944823
>Looks good

Eh fuck it Alpha is in, hope that's okay with everyone. Game will take slightly longer to crop.

>>937944951
Survive.

>>937944970
>Target exterminated.

>>937944970
>>937944935
We will work hard to avenge you!

>>937944970
>If she stood about like she belonged for long enough, everyone would focus on the more dangerous targets, leading to their mutual destruction!

>>937944970
i love this event because it means i can use this pic desu

>>937944970
This is what we need, a stone-cold motherfucker that doesn't get distracted by pussy on the reg.

>>937944564
"You were right... He was dangerous.."

>>937944970
"Usotsuki, run!"

>>937944970
>>937944951
>>937944989
"Way ahead of you, boss."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axQkDwmcI7Q
>They were having snake for dinner.

>>937944823
Looks well. Are you ready human?
>(Also. Samael is male.)

>>937944970
That son of man is mine! But if you wish to take his place muted woman... then I will gladly take you instead!
I suited for a son of man! Yet I see another of you in blue. Come human! Resist the temptation of a serpent!
>[A headshot seems to be the perfect counter]

>>937944951
>>937944989
>>937945060
I hit them and they fall down. And then I keep hitting them until they stop moving.

>>937944970
*evil chuckle* Who else wants to die tonight?

>>937945060
Keep up the pace, there's still a good chunk of them left.

>>937944970
What a horrible night to be Putty... His screentime has been cut short twice. Absolutely tragic!

>>937944970
The murders continue.

Alan you really suck at this don't you, just look at her she started crying.

Chamber eats a big mac.

>>937945036
Woah just don't aim that thing at me.

>>937945101
Woah... Madoka made herself useful.

>>937945101
lucky for you i never aim

>>937945101
Like with Alice and everyone else I know, my emotions always get the better of me: Anyone near me just seems to get caught in the crossfire of me and my bad temper.

>>937945101
>Uso is not always the most stable.

>>937945101
>>937945090

>>937945174
Like with who? Who did you mention there? The girl's name, can you repeat it?

>>937945101
One more my alliance.... laid low...

>>937945101
>Multiple errors detected. More murder is the answer.

>>937945101
Towards the end of the game there were a lot of slides where nothing happened so I decided to skip those for everyone's sanity.

>>937945174
>Alice
NO ALAN! Don't say that name!

>>937945124
Sadly you still died like right off the bat but hey it's the though that counts.

>>937945181
So cute...

>>937945217
Alice. My wife and my muse. It's a common name, but she is one of a kind.

>>937945240
>Another target becomes a black mark on the floor.

>>937945240
That's one down...

Chamber noooo!!!!

>>937945240
As usual, back to writing a new way out.

>>937945240
Why won't this annoying little shit die?!

>>937945240
>>937945272
SLOTH NOOO

>>937945240
Nevermind. The schizo path is a lone one.

>>937945244
>Alice. My wife
You have chosen death.

>>937945054
>The guard snarled under his breath, cursing his own intuition for being correct! This turncoat would be confronted in time...
>>937945071
"If you are a professional, amiga-"
>>937945080
>>937945240
"One fast, small hit is enough!"
>>937945101
"Droga!"

>>937945272
Another tragic victim to the vicious depths of the botomless pits...

>>937945240
Uso maybe you should have stayed frenzied a little longer.

The Fairy makes herself some new fashion, nice.

>>937945234
Correct! More murder is always the answer.

>>937945200
Do you think Chamber can be used as a beer cooler and a grill at the same time?

>>937945090
But he slingshotted himself right into our hearts.

>>937945164
No need to aim with a hammer really, just swing in their general direction. Hard.

>>937945339
Isn't Gendarmerie supposed to be Portuguese? "Droga" is only used as an exclamation like that by brazillians.

>>937945240
Well, that presents a problem.

>>937945321
Doesn't matter if I've taken a step backwards, as long as a single person in my team is alive, I still have hope that the right person wins.

>>937945101
>Thinking was tough, prompting the fairy to cease after a minute or so of attempting to cultivate an awareness of a past-tense. There was only the present to worry about!
>>937945240
>>937945301
ヒヒヒヒヒ~
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fkgjgBJKzk

>>937945359
Don't worry Metal Sonic, you will be much more useful as SCRAP METAL!

>>937945359
>>937945403
And now I need to write them a way out of this mess too. Good job team, more work for me in The Dark Place.

>>937945284
https://youtu.be/cGUAp_xoi4o?si=4FpDohOpRkEpRDz2

>>937945359
mhm! just like this
>bonk uso

>>937945240
.....
>>937945339
The second is for insurance. The rest are for recreation.
>>937945359
>I think MG just hates me.
>I've never had a single murder game where my tribute did anything other than sweet fuckall before dying.

>>937945359
Not this again...

>Do you think Chamber can be used as a beer cooler and a grill at the same time?
Yes, Chamber is is a swiss army knife.

>>937945359
>Fatal Error, Fatal Error-

>>937945359
Seej was determined and then she even caught someone, but that led to hubris. It lead to not being careful.

Ledo why do you keep getting depressed every murder games!

>>937945285
Fuck no wonder you ended up depressed after that.

>>937945301
The fairy is tiny, you better get a buckshot.

>>937945272
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>937945359
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBJUIYv52Xw
>Whoops, these guns couldn't fire a couple hundred like his main.
"Ay caramab-"
>Right in the kisser.
>>937945385
>He was dragged out of a favela; he's Brasiliano.

>>937945285
my ghost will rape you

>>937945359
Blown the fuck out, raped, pissed on, body burned, thrown in the ocean.

>>937945403
I don't care about your sappy shit, you insult Alice's name. Your head will be put on a pike.

>>937945443
>spent the entire game crying after witnessing a traumatic murder just to snap out of it just in time to die.

>>937945485
No Alices in this shithole.

>>937945496
Try me, tinhead.

>>937945485
OW! SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!

>>937945485
Ugh... well, I'll save it until after I've completed the mission.

>>937945493
Luckily, I know exactly who I'm gonna call.

>>937945359
ナイスショット...ない~
>An aim was so poor, even a cave fairy could see it from a mile away!
>>937945485
>A sight that shall remain in the reader's imagination, as it's already a reach finding art for her as-is!

>>937945485
A duel at down, the sword against the stick. The stick surprisingly wins.

Chihiro you better find a way out of that thing fast.

Ledo! FIGHT!

The beast is loose and angry.

>>937945389
Well if you brought Reaper back from the brink maybe you can do the same for yourself?

>>937945413
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fkgjgBJKzk
kek

>>937945426
Aw recycling how nice of you Chihiro.

>>937945443
>I've never had a single murder game where my tribute did anything other than sweet fuckall before dying.
Shit, maybe a different item might help?

>>937945449
>Yes, Chamber is is a swiss army knife.
Sadly now he is swiss cheese.

>>937945505
>And she's supposed to be the one who's eerily comfortable with violence!
>>937945646
>She just sat there crying and/or doing...NOTHING this game.
>Besides, her signature item is a nailbat, so....

>>937945530
Grim idea. You have no clue of the power I hold, the power of a BLACK SOU-
Oh you're already dead lmfao.

>>937945646
Woah, new comfort woman just dropped.

>>937945541
I can save you if you want.

>>937945554
I have much more experience with ghosts

>>937945646
Can somebody ANYBODY please help me! I don't care who it is, I'll allow anybody to come help me!
>>937945684
I'll allow anyone EXCEPT Grimm to come help me!

>>937945646
They fest on my decayed physical form.... such beautiful scales left to rot... it is a tragedy

>>937945646
A soldier's resolve cannot be broken so easily!

>Sadly now he is swiss cheese.
............kek.

>>937945696
AAAAAAAAA

>>937945646
The Fairy falls to the beast.

Harley he was trapped, did you just want to ensure the kill Seej left?

Grimm is sad, Ledo is sadder.

>>937945492
F, Good showing though soldier.

>>937945529
Truly a shit place.

>>937945541
Don't worry Chihiro, it get's worse.

>>937945554
>Luckily, I know exactly who I'm gonna call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaV1r341wYk

>>937945450
Rest easy you murder machine.

>>937945755
Damn.

>>937945755
BREAKING THE AFK BUFF TO BET ON GRIMM!
COME ON, GRIMM!

>>937945684
"Dead" is a strong way to put it. Closer to a time-out. The manuscript keeps the story going and the main character can't die in their own story (Don't quote my book "Alex Casey: The Sudden Stop", that was after a 6 book serialization that went on for way too long)

>>937945755
Still better than being freed by Grimm...

>>937945727
Your choice, bucko (I'll still retrieve your corpse).

>>937945755
>>937945768
:(

>>937945776
Aww, thanks girlie.

>>937945795
Sounds like genreslop. I'm a better writer than you. How many European folk stories have you collected and eternalized for future generations?

>>937945646
かごめかごめ 籠の中の鳥は~𝅘𝅥𝅮
いついつ出やる　夜明けの晩に~𝅘𝅥𝅮
鶴と亀が滑った~𝅘𝅥𝅮
後ろの正面だあれ ~𝅘𝅥𝅮
>>937945755
ぐわぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁー!?
>The fairy would emit a blood-curdling shriek before being rent into ribbons!

>>937945755
I don't think the beast is on the verge anymore thanks to Grimm.

Winner next slide! Will SSS claim their second win or will Grimm lead Team Schizo to their first win? Will the winner be:

>Harley Quinn
or
>Grimm

Place your bets now!

>>937945674
>She just sat there crying and/or doing...NOTHING this game.
>Besides, her signature item is a nailbat, so..
Hmmmm, then the only thing to really do is just keep chugging along the win will come one day. And hey it could be worse you could have been Ledo this game. >>937945737 sorry...

>>937945727
I mean you got out in one way, it also took you out but that's besides the point.

>>937945729
But such is also the cycle of life, great serpent.

>>937945850
Hard to say. I can confirm one, but there are a few others that might fit into the category.

>>937945889
Gimme Grimmy

>>937945889
let's go harley!!! wooooo!!!

>>937945889
Grimm looks ready to take the win.

>>937945889
I forget that I sometimes slay foul demonbeasts. Weird.
Slaying clussy tonite? 50/50 chance

>>937945908
Wow, what a loser.

>>937945889
>On the verge of snapping.
>Neck snaps.
>It's like poetry...
>Metal Sonic will cheer for his team leader.

>>937945889
>Two in a row? Impossible.. must be a schizo win

>>937945492
>(What is Gendarme anyways? I see you everyday but never bothered to ask)

>>937945889
I don't care if she killed me, I am still gonna bet Harley!
>>937945850
What the fuck are you gonna retrieve, all that's left is a kidney and a shitload of blood.

>>937945889
He will keep looking forever, since there is no one else left alive. In the end our biggest enemy is ourselves.

The winner! With 3 kills! Bringing his teams total to a whopping 7 is Grimm!

>>937946076
FOR TEAM SCHIZO!
Congrats, thank ya ever so kindly!

>>937945776
>>937945918
>>937945940
>>937945978
Correct!

>>937945919
>>937946005
>>937946006
Nope!

>>937946076
>Metal Sonic congratulates his team leader on his victory and thanks the host for the game.

>>937946076
GG Grimm!
TFH Mao!!!

>>937945949
>>937946076
I was hoping to make a snarky remark, but a win is a win. Don't rub it in, though. It's faux pas.

>>937946076
Fucking so... close!

>>937945889
>A lot of trait combinations would fit, which makes it tough too.
>>937946076
>Congratulations.
>And thank you.

>>937946076
A pleasure as always. Thanks for hosting and congrats to the Schizo team.

>>937946119
Don't you nope me, I said Schizo

>>937946076
Gratz Grimm! :)
Thanks for hostin Mao! :)
Love you guys :)
Love you all <3

>>937945768
You have to kinda agree though, the depression arc for you in MG's is kinda funny.

>>937945846
True. He would have been less kind.

>>937945880
Damn ribbons? That beast really did a number on ya.

>>937945949
While you may have lost the clown you won the game.

>>937946125
>>937946138
Thanks for playing!

>>937946076
Big victory for myself and Alice. I'd like to thank the Academy, Alice, and Alice.
Thanks for hosting, Mao.

>>937945918
>>937945940
>>937946005
Thanks brothers.

>>937946006
One man's organs are another man's treasure. All that's left is a FLESHLIGHT and LUBE. See how unimaginative you are? This is why you're not gonna make it and should remain, safely, in my rape dungeon next time. Floch was so happy in there, you wouldn't believe it.

>>937946143
Clussy reward?

>>937946076
Thanks for the GGame.
>Primal (Mr.) Beast

>>937946076
Ggs. My death was not in vain.
>Kosaku

>>937946229
Congrats to you and all of Team Schizo. Wincard will be ready for the next MG or when I see one of ya in the threads and I have it done, whichever is faster.

>>937946168
>>937946172
>>937946205
>>937946208
>>937946236
>>937946249
Thanks for playing all!

>>937946005
>Long story, one that involves Hearts of Iron IV, STALKER, and a years-long SMT plot converging with each other. End result once one thing led to another was the uprooted population of a small favela with a holy mission to provision for a familiar face, indebted after they were saved from the labor camps.
>>937946076
>Thanks.

>>937946076
Damn it...

GG everyone, thank you MaoMao for hosting!

>>937946229
I refuse to congratulate you...

>Hollywood Chihiro Fujisaki

>>937946288
>Incredible, hearing the full tale by a campfire would be exciting.

>>937946288
>>937946301
Thank you both for playing!

>>937946076
>Thanks for toasting.

>>937944970
Only one other host ever burned down a game and started over to accommodate late arrivals

>>937946376
Thanks for playing!

>>937946441
Who?

>>937946661
Joe

>>937946676
mamma

>>937946661
RR

>>937943867 (OP)
i will play, if i know the rules