Hunger Games (Murder Games)
Doing murder games again so remember things are a little different, instead of the regular sim we'll be using the Murder Games sim, meaning there is a time limit to enter rather than a need to fill 24 slots. So I'll take in any tribute for the next 20 minutes.
You will need to choose 2 perks out of:
No perk, cute, leader, peaceful, sociopath, kind, unstable, bulky, meek, naive, devious, seductive, suicidal, annoying, scrappy, survivalist, rich, inventor, goth, lunatic
Then you need to choose one item out of:
No item, big stick, pitchfork, sword, axe, handgun, shotgun, grenade, slingshot, bow, flamethrower, rocket launcher, lasergun, magic wand, ancient scepter, pet wolf, pet tiger, pet turtle, wish ring
You can also make and join teams so if you want to make a team with a tribute or join an existing team say so in the thread.
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Ensign Ledo
>Scrappy, Survivalist
>Lasergun
>Red Neck Yacht Club
Chamber
>Bulky, Survivalist
>Lasergun
>Red Neck Yacht Club
Alan Wake
Perks: survivalist, kind
Item: handgun
Team Light
Lord Grimmy
Seductive, Unstable
Big Stick
Team Schizo
Harley Quinn
Cute Lunatic
Grenade
SSS
Hollywood Chihiro Fujisaki
>cute, leader
>shotgun
>Team: New World Order
Primal Beast
>Unstable, Bulky
>No Item
>Dire team
putty
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Putty Squad
Bulky/survivalist
Slingshot
Madoka-Senpai
Scrappy, Cute
Magic Wand
Team Schizo
Moira
Sociopath Inventor
No item
Team with the least members, please
Kosaku Kawajiri
Sociopath, devious
grenade
Whichever Team Fits Me Best
Usotsuki
>Devious, Scrappy
>Big stick
>Whatever team Madotsuki is on, if either criteria are applicable
Andrea Spendolini-Sirieix
Scrappy, lunatic, handgun
Put me in any team?
Seej!
Leader, Survivalist
Big Stick
SSS Squad
Vesna
Sociopath seductive
Shotgun
Red Neck Yacht Club
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Metal Sonic
Lunatic Sociopath
Flamethrower
Team Schizo
Gendarme
>No perk
>Handgun
Team Light
>>937943690Let's see...
This is my 53 Harley wincard, making my total wincard count 127, I've won more of course, but they don't always result in cards :)
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>>937944254Damn that's nice, I have around 100 wins total.
Nameless Fairy
>Naive, Annoying
>No Item
>No Team
>No Name
Sloth
Cute
Peaceful
Slingshot
Dire Team
>>937944133Ah! I'm sorry, I ended up joining in under my alt
>>937944162 before I saw your message. We're teaming up next time for sure. A million sorries
Kenshin
Leader, Survivalist
Sword
No team
>>937944130>Whichever Team Fits Me BestThat would be my squad btw
Game's cancelled, my girlfriend's bull just came by.
-MM
>>937944130>>937944437Put him in mine. He has enough allies.
A Big Mac
Bulky seductive
Shotgun
>>937944515"You sure that is a good idea, boss? Guy looks like he has a few screws loose."
>>937944515yeah I agree, put me in Alan Wake's team
>Kosaku
>>937944515He said best fit. Aren't you part of the LIGHT team, why'd you want a based serial killer on that. Too much realpolitiking for you, go back to being a goody twoshoes or whatever your deal is. No offense.
>>937944515>>937944566Team light is the biggest one currently. Let me get the slide ready and we can see about swaps.
>>937944470Still very welcome to join team light, just felt like changing it up for MG. The dream duo happens on the next run.
>>937944564>>937944515He is a bit strange, but if we point him in the right direction, what could go wrong?
I'm still fixing names and items and stuff but here is the roster how are things looking?
>>937944633Looks fine to me. See if you get Yoshikage's (doxed) final say on the team situation.
>>937944633ใชใผใฑใผใใใใๆณฅใใกใใๅใใฎใ็ๅใใๆใฃใฆใใช!
>The stray, allegiance-free fairy began to greedily rub her hands together.
>>937944633if i get odds I'm team schizo if i get evens I'm team schizo
If I get dubs I'm unaffiliated.
>>937944564>>937944586>>937944629The questionable can be accepted through understanding. At least that is my view on the matter.
>>937944586No defence from me neither.
>>937944714Well I made a typo, I was supposed to say "If I get odds I'm team light" but it doesn't really matter now. Continue on.
>>937944633Come on... Sweet Sweet Sweet murder :)
>>937944714>>937944737Freudian slip. You're with us no matter what, clearly.
>>937944633Begin at your leisure.
A human allied themselves with me? I pray you have the strength to lead a region of the Expanse.
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Okay here we are, this is the roster, we begin soon.
>>937944807>>937944823Ha ha ha ha ha ha skipped
>>937944823I might be able to write myself out of this one. With just a little imagination.
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>>937944807Fuck sorry Alpha, I'm already cropping the game.
>>937944633>>937944768"He has gone to be with his kindred spirits, this is fate."
>>937944881>>937944867>>937944719"Now as for us. What's the plan?"
>>937944823>Looks good
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Eh fuck it Alpha is in, hope that's okay with everyone. Game will take slightly longer to crop.
>>937944970>>937944935We will work hard to avenge you!
>>937944970i love this event because it means i can use this pic desu
>>937944970This is what we need, a stone-cold motherfucker that doesn't get distracted by pussy on the reg.
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>>937944564"You were right... He was dangerous.."
>>937944970"Usotsuki, run!"
>>937944970>>937944951>>937944989"Way ahead of you, boss."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axQkDwmcI7Q>They were having snake for dinner.
>>937944823Looks well. Are you ready human?
>(Also. Samael is male.)>>937944970That son of man is mine! But if you wish to take his place muted woman... then I will gladly take you instead!
I suited for a son of man! Yet I see another of you in blue. Come human! Resist the temptation of a serpent!
>[A headshot seems to be the perfect counter]
>>937944951>>937944989>>937945060I hit them and they fall down. And then I keep hitting them until they stop moving.
>>937944970*evil chuckle* Who else wants to die tonight?
>>937945060Keep up the pace, there's still a good chunk of them left.
>>937944970What a horrible night to be Putty... His screentime has been cut short twice. Absolutely tragic!
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>>937944970The murders continue.
Alan you really suck at this don't you, just look at her she started crying.
Chamber eats a big mac.
>>937945036Woah just don't aim that thing at me.
>>937945101Woah... Madoka made herself useful.
>>937945101lucky for you i never aim
>>937945101Like with Alice and everyone else I know, my emotions always get the better of me: Anyone near me just seems to get caught in the crossfire of me and my bad temper.
>>937945174Like with who? Who did you mention there? The girl's name, can you repeat it?
>>937945101One more my alliance.... laid low...
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>>937945101Towards the end of the game there were a lot of slides where nothing happened so I decided to skip those for everyone's sanity.
>>937945174>AliceNO ALAN! Don't say that name!
>>937945124Sadly you still died like right off the bat but hey it's the though that counts.
>>937945181So cute...
>>937945217Alice. My wife and my muse. It's a common name, but she is one of a kind.
>>937945240As usual, back to writing a new way out.
>>937945240Why won't this annoying little shit die?!
>>937945240Nevermind. The schizo path is a lone one.
>>937945244>Alice. My wifeYou have chosen death.
>>937945054>The guard snarled under his breath, cursing his own intuition for being correct! This turncoat would be confronted in time... >>937945071"If you are a professional, amiga-"
>>937945080>>937945240"One fast, small hit is enough!"
>>937945101"Droga!"
>>937945272Another tragic victim to the vicious depths of the botomless pits...
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>>937945240Uso maybe you should have stayed frenzied a little longer.
The Fairy makes herself some new fashion, nice.
>>937945234Correct! More murder is always the answer.
>>937945200Do you think Chamber can be used as a beer cooler and a grill at the same time?
>>937945090But he slingshotted himself right into our hearts.
>>937945164No need to aim with a hammer really, just swing in their general direction. Hard.
>>937945339Isn't Gendarmerie supposed to be Portuguese? "Droga" is only used as an exclamation like that by brazillians.
>>937945240Well, that presents a problem.
>>937945321Doesn't matter if I've taken a step backwards, as long as a single person in my team is alive, I still have hope that the right person wins.
>>937945359Don't worry Metal Sonic, you will be much more useful as SCRAP METAL!
>>937945359>>937945403And now I need to write them a way out of this mess too. Good job team, more work for me in The Dark Place.
>>937945284https://youtu.be/cGUAp_xoi4o?si=4FpDohOpRkEpRDz2
>>937945359mhm! just like this
>bonk uso
>>937945240.....
>>937945339The second is for insurance. The rest are for recreation.
>>937945359>I think MG just hates me.>I've never had a single murder game where my tribute did anything other than sweet fuckall before dying.
>>937945359Not this again...
>Do you think Chamber can be used as a beer cooler and a grill at the same time?Yes, Chamber is is a swiss army knife.
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>>937945359Seej was determined and then she even caught someone, but that led to hubris. It lead to not being careful.
Ledo why do you keep getting depressed every murder games!
>>937945285Fuck no wonder you ended up depressed after that.
>>937945301The fairy is tiny, you better get a buckshot.
>>937945272NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>937945359Blown the fuck out, raped, pissed on, body burned, thrown in the ocean.
>>937945403I don't care about your sappy shit, you insult Alice's name. Your head will be put on a pike.
>>937945485No Alices in this shithole.
>>937945485OW! SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!
>>937945485Ugh... well, I'll save it until after I've completed the mission.
>>937945493Luckily, I know exactly who I'm gonna call.
>>937945359ใใคในใทใงใใ...ใชใ~
>An aim was so poor, even a cave fairy could see it from a mile away!>>937945485>A sight that shall remain in the reader's imagination, as it's already a reach finding art for her as-is!
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>>937945485A duel at down, the sword against the stick. The stick surprisingly wins.
Chihiro you better find a way out of that thing fast.
Ledo! FIGHT!
The beast is loose and angry.
>>937945389Well if you brought Reaper back from the brink maybe you can do the same for yourself?
>>937945413>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fkgjgBJKzkkek
>>937945426Aw recycling how nice of you Chihiro.
>>937945443>I've never had a single murder game where my tribute did anything other than sweet fuckall before dying.Shit, maybe a different item might help?
>>937945449>Yes, Chamber is is a swiss army knife.Sadly now he is swiss cheese.
>>937945530Grim idea. You have no clue of the power I hold, the power of a BLACK SOU-
Oh you're already dead lmfao.
>>937945646Woah, new comfort woman just dropped.
>>937945541I can save you if you want.
>>937945554I have much more experience with ghosts
>>937945646Can somebody ANYBODY please help me! I don't care who it is, I'll allow anybody to come help me!
>>937945684I'll allow anyone EXCEPT Grimm to come help me!
>>937945646They fest on my decayed physical form.... such beautiful scales left to rot... it is a tragedy
Ledo
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>>937945646A soldier's resolve cannot be broken so easily!
>Sadly now he is swiss cheese.............kek.
>>937945696AAAAAAAAA
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>>937945646The Fairy falls to the beast.
Harley he was trapped, did you just want to ensure the kill Seej left?
Grimm is sad, Ledo is sadder.
>>937945492F, Good showing though soldier.
>>937945529Truly a shit place.
>>937945541Don't worry Chihiro, it get's worse.
>>937945554>Luckily, I know exactly who I'm gonna call.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaV1r341wYk
>>937945450Rest easy you murder machine.
>>937945755BREAKING THE AFK BUFF TO BET ON GRIMM!
COME ON, GRIMM!
>>937945684"Dead" is a strong way to put it. Closer to a time-out. The manuscript keeps the story going and the main character can't die in their own story (Don't quote my book "Alex Casey: The Sudden Stop", that was after a 6 book serialization that went on for way too long)
>>937945755Still better than being freed by Grimm...
>>937945727Your choice, bucko (I'll still retrieve your corpse).
>>937945755>>937945768:(
>>937945776Aww, thanks girlie.
>>937945795Sounds like genreslop. I'm a better writer than you. How many European folk stories have you collected and eternalized for future generations?
>>937945646ใใใใใใ ็ฑ ใฎไธญใฎ้ณฅใฏ~๐
ใใคใใคๅบใใใๅคๆใใฎๆฉใซ~๐
้ถดใจไบใๆปใฃใ~๐
ๅพใใฎๆญฃ้ขใ ใใ ~๐
>>937945755ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใผ!?
>The fairy would emit a blood-curdling shriek before being rent into ribbons!
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>>937945755I don't think the beast is on the verge anymore thanks to Grimm.
Winner next slide! Will SSS claim their second win or will Grimm lead Team Schizo to their first win? Will the winner be:
>Harley Quinnor
>GrimmPlace your bets now!
>>937945674>She just sat there crying and/or doing...NOTHING this game.>Besides, her signature item is a nailbat, so..Hmmmm, then the only thing to really do is just keep chugging along the win will come one day. And hey it could be worse you could have been Ledo this game.
>>937945737 sorry...
>>937945727I mean you got out in one way, it also took you out but that's besides the point.
>>937945729But such is also the cycle of life, great serpent.
>>937945850Hard to say. I can confirm one, but there are a few others that might fit into the category.
>>937945889Grimm looks ready to take the win.
>>937945889I forget that I sometimes slay foul demonbeasts. Weird.
Slaying clussy tonite? 50/50 chance
>>937945908Wow, what a loser.
>>937945889I don't care if she killed me, I am still gonna bet Harley!
>>937945850What the fuck are you gonna retrieve, all that's left is a kidney and a shitload of blood.
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>>937945889He will keep looking forever, since there is no one else left alive. In the end our biggest enemy is ourselves.
The winner! With 3 kills! Bringing his teams total to a whopping 7 is Grimm!
>>937946076FOR TEAM SCHIZO!
Congrats, thank ya ever so kindly!
>>937945949>>937946076I was hoping to make a snarky remark, but a win is a win. Don't rub it in, though. It's faux pas.
>>937946076A pleasure as always. Thanks for hosting and congrats to the Schizo team.
>>937946119Don't you nope me, I said Schizo
>>937946076Gratz Grimm! :)
Thanks for hostin Mao! :)
Love you guys :)
Love you all <3
>>937945768You have to kinda agree though, the depression arc for you in MG's is kinda funny.
>>937945846True. He would have been less kind.
>>937945880Damn ribbons? That beast really did a number on ya.
>>937945949While you may have lost the clown you won the game.
>>937946125>>937946138Thanks for playing!
>>937946076Big victory for myself and Alice. I'd like to thank the Academy, Alice, and Alice.
Thanks for hosting, Mao.
>>937945918>>937945940>>937946005Thanks brothers.
>>937946006One man's organs are another man's treasure. All that's left is a FLESHLIGHT and LUBE. See how unimaginative you are? This is why you're not gonna make it and should remain, safely, in my rape dungeon next time. Floch was so happy in there, you wouldn't believe it.
>>937946143Clussy reward?
>>937946076Ggs. My death was not in vain.
>Kosaku
>>937946229Congrats to you and all of Team Schizo. Wincard will be ready for the next MG or when I see one of ya in the threads and I have it done, whichever is faster.
>>937946076Damn it...
GG everyone, thank you MaoMao for hosting!
>>937946229I refuse to congratulate you...
>Hollywood Chihiro Fujisaki
>>937946288>>937946301Thank you both for playing!
>>937944970Only one other host ever burned down a game and started over to accommodate late arrivals
>>937943867 (OP)i will play, if i know the rules
