I'm drunk right now.

>>937944269 (OP)

>>937944269 (OP)
me 2. Cheers

>>937944269 (OP)
Syringe some hot sauce down your peehole. Post results.

>>937944324
>m

What are you drunk off anon?

Same
What is everyone drinking?

>>937944269 (OP)
Quite an accomplishment

>>937945677
Bit of fireball with some ice tonight

>>937945734
Noice

>>937945584
>>937945677
Bottom shelf bourbon

WHAT A LIFE

Same here started as a good day but it is what it is, Drinkin Disaronno,lemon juice, and soda water myself

>>937946032
i think the reason for the change of culture is that it's the only culture that will actually give people happiness

>>937944269 (OP)

>>937944269 (OP)
bravo sir, well done

Drunk and stoned here. Took some edibles too. About to get a shower then a BJ.

>>937955191
That is a bit sad, but this will be a fine excuse for many more drunk posts

>>937956825
Had a funeral today. 4th time I've been to that exact same funeral home in the past 5 years

>>937955191
im jelly about the edibles and bj if its a hot chick.

>>937956911
It's my wife. Realistically, 3 outta 10 on looks. She gets bonus points for enthusiasm and similar interests.

>>937957019
still jelly as fuck.

>>937957045
I post pics pretty frequently. I'll dress her up however I want and fuck her. She's only had 1 other partner, but i her to do some slutty shit

>>937957122
Get*

>>937957122
nice.

>>937957310
Less than 10 mins to bj, she's horny and wet.

>>937957368
i wonder if hes getting a blow job now...

>>937957713
Just finished. BJ then took her to the bed and pumped a load into her. Now watching anime until we pass out... unless I can get stamina for one more round

>>937957884
gj, or should i say bj.

>>937958654
Gj? It was a legit bj. She listens to what I tell her to do. Went from okay to soul sticking