alright /b/oys lets hear your best conspiracy theories.

I don't want the garbage epstein files, or the moon landing was fake, or the earth is flat bullshit.

i want that shit that will get you hospitalized if you tell your coworkers about.

I'll start, your proximity to electromagnetic vibrations severely increases your chances of quantum immortality as well as astral ascendency. if you want to live forever, you need to surround yourself with large machines that produce overwhelming vibration via electromagnets.

>>937948040 (OP)
So basically, nothing grounded in reality? Just stupid made up bullshit like what you said?

>>937948040 (OP)
>we never went to the moon
hah, you think we even have a moon?

>>937948248
>nothing grounded in reality

brother thats what i said, give me your best conspiracy theory or get the fuck out fucking summerfag.

>>937948449
>summerfag
Uh huh. Enjoying your first week here? Maybe try /x/ for this wacko bullshit. /b/ only cares about tits and lulz.

>>937948605
ive been here since 08. keep posting on your phone and dont forget about your summer reading project

>>937948732
>I'm a 2008 newfag! I sware!
Sure kid. Get back in your booster seat.

>>937948803
god i remember when kids like you used to taste test 12 gauge. those were the fucking days. now do you have a conspiracy theory or are you going to waste our fucking time faggot

>>937948897
I'm almost 40 dude. You can drop the "I'm older than you" schtick.

>>937948931
>my age is the oldest age that can be on 4chan
get fucked faggot, you need to stop using 70s slang like its going to convince anyone youre older than 20

>>937948931
You two homos should get a room.

>>937948040 (OP)
So the MRI & cell tower techs will live forever?
I'm loling at your retardation

The antichrist is not one singular, individual person but countless men hoarding power and leading the masses away from the light and toward the material, chiefly the leaders of the church that have pushed the 'fire and brimstone','repent' kind of christianity

>>937950564
This isn't a conspiracy theory, it's obvious fact; except for the godtard antichrist characterization

>>937948040 (OP)
>>937948040 (OP)
corporations don't actually want to help you they just want to sell you stuff

>>937948040 (OP)
I don't think my dad is my real dad

Cam girls really do like you

>>937950891
Oh I get it, here's mine:
The sun is hot

>>937948040 (OP)
>there is no scarcity of resource
>no reason for countries to exist
>there are more than 7 continents
>earth is bigger than you are told
>you are not allowed to explore the seas or fly willy nilly
>every country is working together to maintain the imaginary lines on the map

>>937950955
thanks I really needed to hear this today

>>937951057
I see you don't travel much

>>937950955
I like you honey. I love your money long time

>>937948040 (OP)

>>937951138
>travel on a "government" verified airlines
>on a "government" verified flight/paths
Or
>get a private plane
>you have to get permission and a specific flight path from the government
>if you venture off, you will be shot down

>>937948040 (OP)
Heaven is real in the sense that the edges of Earth's atmosphere is full of non-physical plasma entities that are intelligent and aware of us.

Our souls may also be a similar kind of plasma that returns to the upper atmosphere upon death...

>>937948040 (OP)
There are entire branches of human civilization that are living unknown to us in underground cities

>>937950925
y

>>937951138
I travel to

>>937951138
I travel to your mum's house

You can't die. You have what's called quantum immortality. Anytime you're going to die, the quantum waveform will collapse into the probability where you survive, no matter how unlikely. The universe will never allow an observer to stop observing.

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>>937951647
so we're going to live to be 1000??

>>937951370
Like I said. I see you don't get out much, because none of that is true

>>937951562
>I travel to
Not to an English class apparently

>>937951647
Where's all the TRex's at?

>>937951856
That glow is a $1million camera sensor amplifying light from the sun bro

>>937948040 (OP)
>alright boys lets hear your best conspiracy theories
>by the way, don't talk about reality. just post pointless schizobabbling misinformation instead
No. The pic related is the apollo 11 lunar lander by the way. "Incapable of being reproduced today"

>>937951057
What's your source?

>>937952022
and?

>>937952216
I would go to the moon in a nanosecond but we lost that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again.

>>937952216
give nasa more money

>>937952350
what about moving to Antarctica as a settler?

>>937952333
Anon implied it was suposed to be spirits or some shit

>>937952421
You can do it! You just need to fight off the countries that have agreed to not recognize people that try to claim ownership of what they haven't already claimed for themselves (lol)
Anyone can vist there on their own & go where they please; other than other countries stations of course

>>937952531
Are the VR glasses the joke, is anon not in on the joke or is it a joke because it's a NYP article?

>>937951867
Way past that, anon. You're immortal.

The movie Frozen has no real reason to be called Frozen. Sure, there's snow and stuff. Its cold. Yah, there's as talking snowman and shit.
I think it was called Frozen was to stop NEW people from being able to Google Walt Disney was Frozen when he died. Any combo of Frozen and Disney is overwhelmed by the Disney marketing campaign and fan stuff. If you don't know anout the theory then it's hidden.

>>937952005
From their standpoint, each is still alive. From your standpoint, they died out 70 million years ago.

>>937948040 (OP)
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>>937949094
>OP trying to kickstart his thread with a little gay reddit drama

>>937953362
>doesn't know about -disney
Are you a boomer?

>>937953389
Did they not experience their death? What did the Stegasaurus slam its tail spikes into?

>>937954313
make that Stegosaurus

>>937954313
Each being inhabits their own universe.

>>937948040 (OP)
Every single person who is anti loli/anti shota is an acting offending pedophile who is hoping that their projection will keep them from getting caught.

transgenderism became the biggest psyop and both sides was played.

take something thats real, extrapolate it to bring more into it and then use mass media and laws to oppressively push it everywhere. push it on children, push it on the mentally ill, push it on people to the point of genuine anger at it.
by that point theyve already made some oppressive laws to stop "discrimination" but now the anti trans side is pushing for even more. control over language and peoples bodies.

something that without being artificially propped up would be so niche and rare that id have to describe what trans means, has been used to take away rights and both sides have been cheering it on.

for context im trans, ive pissed A LOT of people off over my opinions on this

tectonic plate warfare was out lawed by the US after the hoover damn alaska incident, china's refusal to take credit for the fukushima earthquake after three gorges damn let them put the files into discovery to make a case, somehow china won and to this day they do not take credit for the quake, but have learned that they can destroy towns with plausible deniability. The 8.0 quake in russia was a false positive like the nuke warning during the cold war when a base broadcasted a test.

>>937954417
That doesn't answer the questions, unless you're saying beings can't interact. Explain your stupid please

>>937954432
Change that to "publicly anti" & I'll say it's obvious

>>937954889
Sure. Publicly anti on social media.

>>937954467
>im trans
>oppressively push it everywhere. push it on children, push it on the mentally ill
Hi Caitlyn

Britbongs are up now. Where's the batshit Icke stuff?

>>937948040 (OP)
I don't believe in Jack the Ripper. Yeah, there were a handful of prostitutes murdered in London's Whitechapel district, but there's no real evidence they were committed by the same person. Even the three Ripper letters - the From Hell, the Dear Boss and Saucy Jack were all clearly written by different people.

>>937951550
No shit. Tunnel system galore. Wonder if all the recent earthquakes have something to do with it

>>937952216
We probably already had the tech and did it multiple times. Probably had Kubrick stage/film it with rinky dink shit so it looked like we were struggling, when in actuality we were already traveling to/from the moon. Those billions spent were probably just went to black budgeted or corruption.

>>937948040 (OP)
There’s a secret government that controls all media, and if you step out of line, they’ll notice and literally start communicating with you about it. They’re really funny people but have absolutely no regard for your privacy. A lot of people seem to be involved in it, they don't seem to actually take action though, and they only seem to try to deter.

>>937958425
jews killed jesus

we're living in a simulation and the simulation is being used to control our emotions

>>937958552
It's not about it directly, but through it, but through the media, like they can bypass TV broadcasts and everything.

>>937949099
I'd blow both of them and you too!

>>937951582
I "arrived" in your dad's asshole

hey there! i'm a 21-year-old girl from the states, a bit on the curvy side, and i absolutely thrive on those steamy late-night convos. there's something so exhilarating about pushing guys to their limits during our chats, and i just love the thrill of it all. i can totally turn up the heat while having a blast! i'm a night owl and find it so much easier to connect online since stepping out can be a bit tough for me due to my anxiety. if you're looking for someone to get wild with in DMs, let's chat! just shoot me a message at E m mi b-lokz (remember to take out the spaces and dashes)! can't wait to hear from you!

Outside of little mom and pop shops, every major corporation or "private company" is actually a government asset. All social media, Amazon, Microsoft, Gates, Bezos, Nestlé, Pepsi, etc. All government assets. Corporations that support "green energy" or any social Justice are in a branch run by the Kazars that buy and sell from each other to launder/funnel money to kaz mob endeavors, the same way the CIA funds operations importing drugs. The entire internet has become a dragnet to profile agitators and dissentorsand will be the new shadows on the wall Plato talked about for the rest of future.

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>>937954467
That's the thing, Trans, BLM it doesn't matter, if you can take a reasonable idea (acceptance, better opportunity or visibility of state violence) and then blow up those movements from organic to cultural monoliths slipping way past their slopes you can create division. Take formerly good minded left and right people and radicalize them. Since democracy is fragile all they need to do is balkanize the electorate and then they can do whatever they want (blue star stuff) while nobody gets any representation from their government.

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>>937960386
Some people really seem to readi minds, and they don't even need any electronics, they just look at you and figure you out.

>>937960437
I know. Ask my wife. Lol

>>937948040 (OP)
99% of the US food supply is tainted with fecal matter. Specifically, Andy Sixx's fecal matter

>>937960437
it's not possible to read everyone but yeah, most people are readable in natural environments
then you can predict an awful lot

The letters and numbers at the end of Sesame Street really are the sponsors.

>Burger Time was based on a true story (DO NOT RESEARCH)
>Joe Biden clones only live about three years
>Redacted Apollo 13 landing site
>King Leopold was Abraham Lincoln after massive reconstructive surgery
>Native cannibal Antarcticans

>>937964174
>>Burger Time was based on a true story (DO NOT RESEARCH)
Please explain.

>>937948040 (OP)
Holy FUCK are you ever severely fucking retarded, goddamn it holy shit

Jesus Christ

>>937948040 (OP)
That's not a conspiracy. Ever heard of a dictionary?

>>937948040 (OP)
Heaven is actually hell.

You see, we're all supposedly made in God's image right? And s/he's all encompassing - meaning both good and evil. And everything in the bible indicates God is a narcissist who wants you to worship him and him alone, lest you get cast into either purgatory or hell. And basically the main way into heaven is to worship him nonstop, and it doesn't matter what you did on earth as long as you have non-stop worship.

So that means Heaven is God on a pedestal with billions of brown noser humans worshiping him for eternity. And that is it. That is all there is there, and if your family believed, they are next to you, bent in worship. And yep, you will be right next to the smelly African and Arab who also worships God with no question. Truly a hell for those who think. But heaven for those who blindly worship.

Meanwhile, Hell actually is a party hellscape full of all the sins available. Which while "bad" for you, is both fun and terrible, full of all the highs and lows you could experience on earth.

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>>937951891
Hahaha, this is clever shit posting for that 2nd post, because what anon said is VERY true, but for very specific instances.

>travel on a "government" verified airlines
This is correct, all aircraft are certified via FAA and have tail numbers assigned to them.

>on a "government" verified flight/paths
Also correct, there are common flight paths vectors that ATC will send you down and are charted in IFR and VFR sectionals. Also technically a half truth as you COULD fart about, but no one does because they need to go from A to B.

Or
>get a private plane
Still certified with the FAA (the gov't) though.

>you have to get permission and a specific flight path from the government
Correct, but only if you want to fly in controlled airspace, you must get permission from ATC. You are only allowed to faff about around in uncontrolled airspace, which has few people living under it. They do recommend you file a flight plan so they can find your ass when you crash or run out of gas, but it's not actually required.

>if you venture off, you will be shot down
Technically correct. There are zones, called air defense zones, that you WILL be shot down for if you enter them without permission. There is also the secure freeze zone where you will be intercepted and shot down - but that's over DC.

Great schitzo posting, it's got grains of truth in it to make retards think it's all true!

>>937952350
Nah, we can go back to the moon anytime we want, we just need whites at the helm again. Now that we slapped DEI and jeets everywhere, nothing works because we can't hold women and minorities accountable for their shit.

All that fapping over "hidden" figures shit is really just credit theft from white men.

That is also why Elon got successful with Space X - he hired a bunch of whites to make his rockets. And they worked. And of course he tried jeets and found out the hard way that yes, jeets can't do squat and are scammers.

>>937948040 (OP)
This is my favourite CT

>>937948040 (OP)
Want to hear a real one? Here's the reason why Trump is upset about Putin:

All the recent wars
>Iran Israel
>Ukraine Russia
>India Pakistan
were instigated by Trump and his kingmakers. Why? Because that would scare NATO members into commiting more money. What are they doing with the money? They buy US weapons. This is significant for mainly two reasons, which I'll come to later.
Putin is not playing along, and that's a huge problem for Trump's kingmakers and himself. Why? He was unironically trying to save the West, or what's left of it, or rather capitalism. Putin understood this, so

>>937965906
I'm fine with sending white people back to the moon but I will be pissed off if Jonny Kim doesn't get to go. No one deserves to go to the moon more than him. He's already aboard the space station, right now.

>>937948392
we don't, thanks to this old fuck

>>937948040 (OP)
The CERN staff are not scientists but actually scientists who are not allowed to study their findings because the governments are the ones that pay their wages

>>937951582
beat me to it

>>937951504
>Heaven is real in the sense that you can AI generate naked futa catgirls built like ronnie coleman

FTFY, m80

>>937951856
fake
earth isn't real

>>937953362
pretty sure he died before they figured out any of that cryo shit, if his head is frozen they probably can't do anything with it now

even then, why is that bad? why would a billionaire not at least try to cheat death? i would 100% do that shit

>>937951504
Nope

Lol

>>937954467
nothing can get on all of the airwaves without "help"

normies seem to not really want to face this fact, and glowies 100% take advantage of people not wanting to sound like conspiracy theorists

although now the epstein shit is making it really obvious that the airwaves ARE controlled because nobody in mainstream media is really doing their best to blow it up, all they really do is occasionally try and pin it on the other side

>>937952555
You can't fight them. They are stronger and they will accuse you of being mentally ill and get you locked up

>>937951647
What about old age

>>937948040 (OP)
AI slop isn't working and so the glowies come here to workshop ideas from the people to find shit conspiracies to crowd out the ones they want censored.
>C'mon guys. Got any real schizo crack that can really grab attention? We need to shut these important conversations down and we need themes and dead ends that are really hard to ignore.

>>937948040 (OP)
I think that most of the US government and world governments agree to work in lockstep. I believe that all current conflicts, protests, and stock markets are tightly orchestrated by interest groups at the top, and they are all friends up there. North Korea is a distraction. They dont actually have the desire to nuke anyone, Ukraine is a fake war to keep the putin regime in power, Israel Iran is a thin veil of a conflict, and its ongoing nature is by design. It is to affect commodity markets at the exact right time so that oil billionaires can make even more money.

The world you see is a distraction to keep you focused away from the real politique of the global order.