Everybody betrayed me I'm fed up with this world.

ignore the thread i just made

I'll try.

Doing big pumpies

Imagine if when you came to celeb thread there was a Kiki.

I don't remember what the fuck I did before I passed out. I don't remember if I did my skincare routine like I was supposed to.

Norhing else matters.

>>937952430 (OP)
Pedophile
>>937952516
>>937952602
>>937952689
Not a celeb you stupid fucker

The pharmacist gave me... a cream...

And not unlike a Disney Princess I must apply this cream every night before I go to bed lest I transform into a horrible beast.

If I transform into a beast you'll know why.

>>937952841
>>937952855
Not a celeb, fuck off

watching another movie with brocky

I-I-I-I-I can't i-i-imagine... I-I k-know l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-g-guys h-have t-t-told m-me I-I-I-I shouldn't h-have her a-a-and I d-don't d-d-d-d-deserve her...

And if I transform into a normal beast that's just my regular self.

>>937954017

>>937952588
chained or unchained?

I was thinking about it last night and I think you guys might be right.

Perhaps the best way to make these threads better is to punish the people who contribute.

It actually makes so much sense once I turn my brain off.

We want people to post celebs so obviously we need to go ahead and masturbate all the people who refuse to post celebs.

This makes complete sense to me now.

The best way to get people to contribute to these threads is to punish them.

It all makes sense now.

Unironically just got the chills once I understood the genius of it all.

The best way to make these threads good, is to reward the people destroying these threads.

Goosebumps.

What we want: People to post celebs.
What we're going to do: Non-stop reward people who don't post celebs.

The genius is in its simplicity.

Hey guys do you wanna contribute to the thread?
>Yeah sure.
But there's just one catch...
>What...?
You know the people who don't contribute?
>Y-yeah...
They're gonna be treated better than you.
>O-oh...
LET'S START POSTING CELEBS Y'ALL!

Why don't people want to post celebs in the thread that is going to treat them worse because they post celebs.

It's a real mystery.

Well at least it was. Until I turned my brain off.

I understand it now.

>>937954355
Not a celerb

you're talking to yourself bro give it a rest

I was wrong for all these years.

You guys were right.

To get people to contribute to these threads we need to non-stop masturbate and reward the people who don't contribute to these threads.

>>937954374
this bitch should cry more

It all makes sense now.

you get treated like shit for a reason.

Brocky be like: Just be non-stop nice and contribute all the time and maybe I'll treat you as well as the people who aren't contributing and flooding the thread with mmm my dick.

Th-thanks!

OR... maybe I'll just... not post celebs and flood the thread with mmm my dick as well?
That'd be craaazy if I did that heh...

Just be non-stop nice and contribute every day and be non-stop nice and one day you too can be treated as well as someone who destroys the threads.

Or y'know. You could just stop posting celebs and skip the BS and drama.

Might go with option B, actually.

Seems better.

you did this to yourself bd

>>937954713
My cock is edged... who is she?

Punishing people for posting celebs doesn't seem like a great idea to me but obviously you guys know better, evidently from how well these threads are going heh...

The punishing-people-for-posting-celebs-in-the-thread-about-posting-celebs regime is clearly working out for you guys. That's why these threads are 12 hours long because they're going so fucking good.

>>937954667
dua cumwalking would be excellent content

no one cares

>>937954877
Make me cock moan

>>937954675
Pedo

>>937954877
Stroking

>>937954877
name?

WANT SOME SPLOOSH?

>>937954877
Stroke me...

>>937954960
stanley yelnats

>>937955010
Moan my cock

>>937954877
telling the truth really does get him riled up...

>>937955010
stroking

>>937955010
the fourth

>>937955094
Fuck off, not a celeb

>>937955094
>>937955121
Fucking little bitch, FUCK YUO

>>937955144
>>937955149
nigger? you sound like a nigger

>>937955220
Pedophile

>>937955257
Make me cum

>>937955010
Non-stop feed me

mmmmm

>>937955632
non-stop cater to me

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>937955010
FUCK THAT MOVIE

>>937955740
Make me cum

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>937955796
Non-stop make me cum

nonstop shootin my shizz for aria

>>937955841
Stroking

>>937955774
wot movie

>>937956195
Stroking

detective gooner

>>937956260
Stroking

>>937956205
r u stroaking ur cock anon?
is ur cock hard?

>>937956327
bro

>>937956195
>>937956327
Not celebs, fuck off

>>937956342
Not a celeb, fuck off you annoying faggot

>>937956341
bro

>>937956355
make me, you little bitch

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Have a Simply Ravishing Sunday!

I have an idea of what we can do to get more people to post celebs in here.

It's gonna sound crazy though...

Punish people who post celebs.
Reward people who don't post celebs.

On this day in 1997: Bret "Hitman" Hart began his fifth reign as WWF world champion, defeating Undertaker at SummerSlam!

watching alf

>>937957278
Stroke me

>>937957050
Stroke me

>>937956726
Stroke me

>>937957278
ooh yes stroke us while you're watching alf

>>937956327
Stroke me

>>937957278
Stroke us while you watch

>>937957278
based af

>>937957278
Make me hard

season 2 episode 1 ALF

>>937957369
Milk me

>>937957187
Blacked whore

the ol alfer hahah

>>937957369
What did you think about Season 1 episode 21? Alf is convinced Trevor murdered his wife.

>>937957397
Suck on my penis

>>937957402
episode 21 is the asparagus episode

>>937957450
Stroke me

>>937957450
well fuck my ass like a balding schizophrenic in a homeless shelter so it is.

I go now and reflect on shame. continue please ignoring the beady

>>937957450
suck on me

>>937957511
>continue please ignoring the beady
very easy thing for me to do haha

>>937957530
My cock is edged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuJDOjaRRys
ITS UP

>>937957791
My cock is edged

>>937957803
>>937957791
you gonna goon my shizz or what

fucking cringe

>>937957943
suck my edge for brie larson

>>937957991
Suck me

>>937957991
groont my shiznit, monkey

>>937958072
groon me

Now it's fucking cringe

kill yourself alice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTAtC5vksC0
one of my favorite minjis for bedtime
gngn everyone

>>937958155
name? who? MMMMMMM

>>937958216
die in your sleep

>>937958216
edge out my grunt

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VKvzm5abMss

VOTE FOR 12 UPCOMING ACTRESS NUDITY OPPORTUNITIES YOU MOST WANT TO HAPPEN!

NEW POLL (7/8/25)

https://strawpoll.com/61gD93JJRZw

THANKS!

gn8 choli

>>937958277
die spammer

>>937958277
i voted in this one already

>Only message me if you have read my whole post and you're what I'm looking for.

So what I'm looking for is...

1. To feed someone who is naturally mean and an asshole like genuinely couldn't give a fuck. I do NOT want any roleplaying, pretending or acting.

2. Someone who is around all day everyday and goons at different times throughout the day.

3. Eventually make me buy you lube, a fleshlight or whatever else will help you goon!

4. And finally, I'll have my phone set to max notification volume at all times and it will even ignore Do Not Disturb.
So any time, any place I have to drop everything and come feed you no matter what. Even if I'm asleep or busy. My whole life will be about feeding you!

>If you're truly interested in ALL of that and you WON'T be roleplaying then add me...

05acb516b41248f0
32fb499a01c00373
60b6ef4c7bf66c2eb
5c047befc28e64410

>>937958361
>>937958277

wwhat a beauty

>>937958384
which one it's two different people

>>937958407
both are beautiful, prefer anya though

anyanyanyanyanya

Otters and wrestling are personalities

>>937958445
her in vvitch, peak

>>937958455
We love Choli

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yp6T3fpQIY

>>937958455
K-Pop and wrestling are for nonces and autists who think soap operas are a sport

>>937958277
>59 participants
>Only 27 votes for Anya
Son, I'm disappoint

>>937958361
>>937958445

I have no desire to see any of my Goddesses nude.

>>937958277
This is turbo autism

>>937958563
fuck off

Sir, I live here

>>937958277
>no jenna
>no mbb
>no emma myers
>no emma watson
like 50 options and no good ones
the fuck is this

>>937958600
MBB is the best answer

>>937958600
>emma myers
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

>>937958560

>>937958619
wdym?
>>937958612
high tier for sure

>>937958633
fuck off

>>937958638

>>937958652

>>937958600
*grab by the throat and kiss

I'm not fucking off

>>937958689
kill yourself

I'm Norwegian

>>937958663
>>937958668

>>937958683
anon!

>>937958277
NEW SILK SPECTRE LESBIAN SCENES WITH THE BASED FINAL GIRL FROM THE CRAPPY PROM NIGHT REMAKE.

https://forum.phun.org/threads/malin-akerman-brittany-snow-in-the-hunting-wives-s1-e4-2025-spoilers.5802810/

https://forum.phun.org/threads/malin-akerman-brittany-snow-the-hunting-wives-s1-e8-2025-spoilers.5802813/

https://forum.phun.org/threads/multi-brittany-snow-malin-akerman-the-hunting-wives-season-1-2025-1080p-web.5802964/

>>937958600
It's a poll specifically about actresses who have upcoming projects with nudity potential. Most of those you listed do not have such.

>>937958647
Jenna is perfect <3

>>937958277
>>937958723
> Aria Bedmar in La huella del mal / The Cavern Crimes (2025)
- https://old.reddit.com/r/WatchItForThePlot/comments/1mdyh0e/aria_bedmar_la_huella_del_mal_2025/

- https://forum.phun.org/threads/aria-bedmar-sex-scene-in-la-huella-del-mal-the-cavern-crimes-2025.5805392/

> Ana Sofía Gatica nude in Unspeakable Sins - S1 - E4/E6 (2025)
- https://old.reddit.com/r/WatchItForThePlot/comments/1md70q0/ana_sof%C3%ADa_gatica_unspeakable_sins_s01_2025/

- https://forum.phun.org/threads/ana-sof%C3%ADa-gatica-nude-in-unspeakable-sins-s1-e-2025.5805195/

>>937958723
>Most
well what about those who do and you still didn't list?
>>937958724
indeed

>>937958723
>>937958741
How does someone with this much autism function in the real world?

>>937958722
all makeup must be ruined

jenna grooming snood lives rent free in my head

>>937958741
>>937958723
>>937958277

(RELEASED)

> Geraldine Viswanathan (ass) & Molly Gordon (t&a) in Oh Hi.
https://old.reddit.com/r/OnlyNewScenes/comments/1lufwvv/molly_gordon_in_oh_hi_2025/
https://old.reddit.com/r/OnlyNewScenes/comments/1lug0wr/molly_gordon_and_geraldine_viswanathan_in_oh_hi/

> Adriane Gradziel T&A in A Bicyclette.
https://forum.phun.org/threads/adriane-gradziel-nude-in-a-bicyclette-2025.5797580/

> Radhika Apte T&A in Sister Midnight.
https://imgbox.com/g/pqd4YYyBJS

> Daisy Edgar-Jones (tits) & Sasha Calle (ass & sideboob) in On Swift Horses.
https://forum.phun.org/threads/k2s-rg-daisy-edgar-jones-sasha-calle-on-swift-horses-2024-1080-ts.5778876/#post-19231478

> Britt Lower in Darkest Miriam (t&a, dark full frontal)
https://forum.phun.org/threads/k2s-rg-britt-lower-darkest-miriam-ca-2024-1080p-web.5777154/

> Hannah Einbinder topless in Hacks - S4.
https://forum.phun.org/threads/k2s-hannah-einbinder-in-hacks-2021-s04e05-1080p-2160p-web.5780328/

> María Morera topless riding in Legado - S1 - E5.
https://old.reddit.com/r/WatchItForThePlot/comments/1knxdcx/mar%C3%ADa_morera_legado_s01e05_2025/

(CONFIRMED GOOD NEWS)

> Jennifer Lawrence in Die, My Love (full frontal)

> Alison Brie T&A in Together.

> Emma Mackey 1 boob in Hot Milk.

> Imogen Poots in All of You (2 topless scenes)

> Imogen Poots in The Chronology of Water (full frontal + lesbian orgy)

> Jessica Chastain tits & severe dirty talk in Dreams.

> Karine Gonthier-Hyndman full frontal in Two Woman.

> Olivia Taylor Dudley in Touch Me (t&a + tentacle sex)

> Verena Altenberger brief dark full frontal in No Beast So Fierce.

(RUMORED GOOD NEWS)

> Dove Cameron briefly topless in Obsession.

Women's Champion of the Day: The Fabulous Moolah - WWF recognizes Moolah's reign as being uninterrupted from 1956 until 1984. The title was known as the NWA Women's title until May 19, 1984.

>>937958766
>>937958774
based

>>937958776
kill yourself

>>937958750
What do you like most about her?

>>937958776
>>937958741
>>937958723
>>937958277

(CONFIRMED BAD NEWS)

> Nothing from Alexandra Daddario in A Tree Fell in the Woods.

> Nothing from Antje Traue in Long Story Short.

> Nothing from Daisy Ridley in We Bury The Dead.

> Nothing from Dakota Johnson in Materialist

> Nothing from Danielle Harris in Dr Gift.

> Nothing from Elle Fanning in Sentimental Value.

> Nothing from Jenna Ortega in Hurry Up Tomorrow.

> Nothing from Kate Mara or Zazie Beetz in The Dutchman.

> Nothing from Natasha Henstridge in House of Abraham.

> Nothing from Sally Hawkins in Bring Her Back.

> Nothing from Sydney Sweeney in Echo Valley.

(PROJECT UPDATES)

> Hayley Atwell is no longer listed on the IMDB page for The Queen of Fashion?

> Maika Monroe replaces Margaret Qualley in Victorian Psycho.

> Dafne Keen cast in raunchy comedy The Marshmallow Experiment.

> Amy Adams & Tessa Thompson leave The Invite and are replaced by Olivia Wilde & Penelope Cruz.

>>937958815
I'm into Mexican boy-dwarves

>>937958798
kill yourself

kinky

>>937958844
fuck off nonce

>>937958753
>>937958573
Making a fucking list in your email drafts and slightly updating it periodically isn't autism.

>>937958815
cute goth latina, what's not to love?
also her backlog

>>937958863
Agreed. It's turbo autism.

>>937958776
>> Alison Brie T&A in Together.
https://forum.phun.org/threads/k2s-rg-alison-brie-together-2025-1080p-cam-screener.5804014/#post-19271011

>>937958776
>> Karine Gonthier-Hyndman full frontal in Two Woman
https://forum.phun.org/threads/k2s-rg-laurence-leboeuf-karine-gonthier-hyndman-deux-femmes-en-or-fr-2025-1080p-web.5805399/

>>937958776
>> Geraldine Viswanathan (ass)
IS CONFIRMED TO BE A BODY DOUBLE.

shit thread

I'm horny

>>937958884
True
She has it all!
But for me it has to be those perfect eyes <3

>>937959012
fine taste

>>937952430 (OP)
Xochitl Gomez has great jeans

>>937959022
What's your favorite role of hers?

>>937959071
you're catching me with my pants down, i mostly watch old movies anon, so i'll go with the normie wednesday answer for the snood side dish
wbu?
>>937959043
based

Goddess Jeans

>>937959122
kill yourself nonce

>>937959138
kill yourself nonce

>>937959122
Wednesday is still a good choice, it's the role she was born to play as a cute goth latina, I think I would likely pick the same, her and Emma are so cute <3

He was talking about nuclear

>>937959213
indeed, crazy pairing, no wonder it broke the internet

When you talk about nuclear, we have to be prepared, and we’re totally prepared.

I'm hungover and I'm jerking off to big fat tits while my dinner cooks

>>937959235
No one cares about Emma Myers bruh it's always been about Jenna

>>937959246
Now that is based

>>937959279
if you say so, i obviously like jenna, but i can't say anything bad about emma either!

>>937959279
This.

>>937959122
>you're catching me with my pants down
So that's what that smell is. You should really see a doctor.

>>937959235
So true, a dominant goth latina, and Emma who played a sweet energetic preppy girl, it was the perfect combination

Jacobtard's nephew trembling with terror in the corner as he comes at him with his pants down in his Herman Miller chair making vroom vroom noises

>mama uncle jacob is talking to himself again

>>937959344

>>937959344
>>937959481
snood is waifu

Jacobtard forcing his nephew to watch Panic Room scenes

Any room in which Jacobtard is alone with his nephew is ironically a Panic Room

>>937959481
Cute <3
>>937959496
They are both amazing <3
It's hard to choose a favorite

>>937959381
>>937959400
>>937959508
>>937959521
Guys what are we doing like seriously

>mama uncle jacob keeps touching my bum-bum and saying "snood snood snoody snood"

>mama what's a shota?

>>937959534
It's just the one anon. Ignore him like the rest of us are.

>mama uncle jacob showed me his stinky dookie toys and said dey're his pwocwivities

>>937959530
fav pic of emma?

>mama uncle jacob stole my sock

>>937959496
naked jenna smoking
pouring tequila on her skin and eating her out

>mama what's a boy clit?

>>937959496
>>937959530
tum

>mama uncle jacob keeps rubbing my tum tum and calling me snoody

nonce

>>937959609
Probably this one, or another from this shoot
She looks so elegant in this dress, and I just love her eyes too!

What is your favorite picture of Jenna?

Jacobtard trying to get nis nephew to ride his dildo bike

>>937959648
want to lick it and smear it

>mama I farted in uncle jacob's lap and he said "based snood" and made me sticky he smells bad

>>937959686
o lord no

>mama I did a poopy and uncle jacob said "want to lick it and smear it"

>>937959717
>>937959739

>mama I don't wanna play wrestlin' wif uncle jacob he hurts me

>mama why is my bum-bum called a "snoodhole"?

mama is concerned but does nothing about it like that useless bitch susan collins

>mama uncle jacob's wig fell off and he started to cry

Jacobtard's family making "jokes" about his proclivities when he's not around

>>937959762
That is a really cute one too!
I love her eyes in that one <3

>mama uncle jacob talks to himself and it scares me

Am I tripping or is that a dick in there????

>>937959967
it looks quite penisy

>>937959967
twitter account belongs to a pedophile who posts Ariana Grande so maybe ask alice?

Quick question what’s wrong with everyone

>mama panic room is so BORING and uncle jacob makes me watch it and rubs my hair and calls me his widdle NephStew

kill yourself alice

>>937959883
who is this cutie, seems kinda familiar ?

NephStew lol

>>937959941
white and cute

HOLY SHIT ANONS IT'S UP

>>937960135
She's just too perfect x
What do you like most about her?

DOT COM

>>937960167
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcNeSNgW5DQ

>>937960187
Her blatantly obvious wig?

>>937960187
Everything x

>>937960251
put a ballgag on her and she'll be perfect

>>937960276

>>937960251
pale!

>>937960349
She really is a pale princess
Not really one for feet but they are tempting

>>937960427

>>937960394
she is trying her best

>>937960470
I don't know who I should finish to now, Jenna or Emma

now kiss

>>937960496
>that hairline
It's over

The vroom vroom noises make the loneliness and shame go away for a few fleeting moments

>>937960534
Sweetest Alex

>>937960276
alice you suck but that's the cutest ari ever

>>937960585
Alex activates my neurons

I tell my family I'm having friends over to watch the racing but really I just have live YouTube commentary going

Please stop talking about my nephew.

Vroom vroom.

>>937960496
put your 2 favorite pics of both side to side and fire away

>>937960676
Great idea <3

Dududu ..... Making Alice watch Ari vids and e-stimming all the horniness out of "him" until the last shreds of his masculinity go away drop by drop .... dududu

I talk the exact same way everyone on /tv/ does

>>937960715
Retard

>>937960658
grim

>mama uncle jacob is talking to himself again

SHOTA VROOM VROOM PHENOTYPE STINKY FEET WRESTLING BASED PLEASE DON'T SEE ME

>>937960857
>>937960857
>>937960857