eternal trap/femboy/trans/twink thread

i hope cherry is okay

>>937953668 (OP)
No Racism Edition <3

>>937954118
Any new cake pics bby?

Mogs 90% of trannies

>>937954230
Based kaitters

based kaitters indeed

she still post here?

daily reminder to all based bald man fucked prime erica cherry

>>937954503
Danm!! link?

>>937954503
*EricaCD

First time ever posting, be nice pls

:)

and Lily Demure before they did the weird jewfro thing

>>937954869
Wig vs non wig lily. I'll take both

I’m about to buy some panties and stuff. Can you make suggestions for what to wear? I’ll buy1 crazy thing too, like a rei cosplay. But you guys pick.

>>937955034
"Wear" a BBC inside of your ass ;3

>>937955063
We might get there but first I need some clothes. Suggest something I should pick up

>>937955034
A rei cosplay would be good, buy a dildo if you don't have one and some thighs too.

>>937955171
:0 you don’t think my thighs are thickn enough? Or do you mean some white thigh high socks?

repost cus lazy

>>937955392

>>937955392
You’re cute

>>937953835
Asian boys are hot

>>937954503
Any more like this? With the baldie?

>>937954698
Only if you're nice and turn around:3

>>937955987
facts, I know this Asian twink i love bottoming for because he's got a cute toned body and he's super sensitive when im riding him, sadly he always gets sick and im too broke to be his caretaker and make sure he's ok (might have feelings)

>>937956080
I’m in the shower now but I’ll turn around if you pick out an outfit for me.

>>937956316

>>937956316
naked? like a cute femboy is supposed to be?

New here.
What do you guys think?

>>937956684
Well I sure wouldn’t have been in there clothed

>>937956080
I said I’d turn around if you picked out an outfit for me but I’ll be nice and do it anyway

Will she come back?

>>937957110
Not unless you're a necromancer.

>>937957080
:3 very nice

Exposed whore sissybuttslut

>>937958043
that is some hank hill ass right there

>>937953999
>>937955063
>>937958043
grim

hey there, i'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side, and absolutely love turning up the heat during flirty convos. one of my absolute favorite things is teasing guys and watching them squirm, especially when we’re both having a blast! i have a wild side that's always ready for fun, but i also get a little anxious in public, so chatting online feels way more comfortable for me. if you're down for some steamy back-and-forth, hit me up! add me on the app by using this username: E mmie-p-q oz (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! looking forward to some spicy exchanges!

>>937957110
She hasn't posted yet? I told you fags we would miss her once she was gone but no one believed me.
Now you handle the sissies who are posting because this thread reached such a low point in quality

>>937960096
nobody misses her but you kek she became completely irrelevant the moment brits got nuked

>>937960178
>nobody misses her but you
Anyone who isnt a complete faggot does

>>937960210
>hearts is a man with a penis
who's a complete faggot again?

>>937960210
dobby is old news. found the last of the mohicans of hearts simps

>>937960358
>with a penis
Yeah she is perfect
>>937960397
Now you have sissybuttslut to talk to

>>937960409
>Yeah she is perfect
maybe she was three years ago

>>937960440
Hearts in her 70s will still be hotter than sissybuttslut in her prime

>>937960409
I miss her so much bro

>>937960476
Same broski
I still think this is a joke, this is on vacation or something, and will be back soon.
I can't imagine my life without her

>>937960515
Without her these threads are pointless

>>937960540
>these threads
You mean life, bro. Life is pointless

>>937960672
You’re right…

>>937955392

>>937955392
Proof

Sex with gothic Hearts

Sex with footballer Hearts

Sex with Christmas Hearts

Sex with bitch Hearts

Sex with crypto Hearts

>>937961061
>>937961077
>>937961098
>>937961135
dork

Sex with summer Hearts

Sex with psychiatrist Hearts

>>937953668 (OP)
kill yourself fucking faggot

Sex with fancy Hearts

Sex with secretary Hearts

Sex with diabetic Hearts

>>937961553
Too bad that's not my mouth. More?

Sex with dobby

>>937961379
Lip filler would do wonders here

Any tips on getting better thighs?

>>937962191
Just one time What could go wrong

>>937960015
>>937960057
>>937960096
>>937960178
>>937960210
>>937960358
>>937960540
>>937960866
>>937960880
>>937961201
>These threads fucking suck ass>

>>937962241
Yea, you do the work faggot! Stop being lazy ffs…

>>937962241
Start using steroids

>>937962191
That's an old one, i like the natural cute look way more
But i also really liked her teeth and she got them fixed

Sex with fearts

>>937962501
Imagine waking up next to her like this, and she trusts and likes you so much that she farts
I would kill for that feeling

>>937962582
This but with cherry

>>937962582
>likes you so much that she farts
unfathomably based for that. you have patrician taste anon

>>937962361
>>937962377
Already going to gym. :(

>>937962657
It's not the fart that excites me, you know that right?
It's the lore behind it, it's what the fart represents. It means love, confidence, trust, respect. In a way it's a more personal way to say 'i love you'.
And to be able to live that with someone as cute as Hearts would be like winning the lottery

>>937953734
so perfect <3

good morning everyone <3

how much worse can these threads get lmao

>>937962974
good morning funky
i want to fuck your ass and burn that flag after

>>937962732
She's looking more like shmeagle than dobby these days

>>937962974
Morning fap mommy

>>937963043
She just needs to be taken care of by a real man

>>937963004
lol, why do you want to burn my flag it's so cute :D

>>937963046
morning anon <3

>>937963135
An already lubed hole

>>937962673
Obviously not doing a good job then fag.

>>937963135
It shouldn't be hanging on the wall

>>937963043
Just need that clit in my mouth and her hand caressing my head

>>937961290
Welp, this one does it for me. I have to say. Sexretary is a good look.

>>937962732
I never saw this pic, but I like that outfit, I'd wear it :p

>>937963182
yup :D clean and ready for use :3

>>937963210
why not? should it be on a flagpole instead? or is this about flag code or something?

>>937963494
Only if you cut them into tiny shorts

>>937963465

>>937963465
Proof 1

>>937963465
Proof 2

>>937963465
Proof 3

>>937963494
I was going through the archive, haven't done it in a couple of weeks tho
>>937963465
She just put a lot of work into being a girl and making men happy. She made me happy, but now i am sad

>>937963542
I don't like what that flag represents.

>>937963542
What's with the moth explain this

>>937962974
You are genuinely the ugliest least effort tranny here

>>937964228
Scarlett is here though

>>937964073
lol, but you want to fuck me? xD

>>937964110
It's a plushy of the Mothman, a cryptid from West Virginia. :) I like cryptid and lovecraftian things, so I got some plushies on a whim

>>937964228
Who is high effort that posts regularly anyway? There is Jess and not much more
Funky is cute but i agree that pic is not her best one

>>937964332
Tris

>>937964357
Tris doesn't post here tho

>>937964325
>but you want to fuck me?
Thats right

>>937963551
Perv lol

I miss tris and her semi bbc

Have a good day everyone <3

>>937964619
Goodbye funk, you are hot

>all these ugly dobby pics
grim thread

>>937962652
EW

>>937964708
If you are a tranny
>you will never be as hot as her
If you are a guy
>you will never be with someone as hot as her

Everything else is cope

Hearts is so pretty, it's a shame that people were so mean to her

putting a toaster in the bathtub with hearts

>>937964827
Yeah, she got bored of the disrespect and fucked off

>>937964912
insane cope there brother

>>937964827

inb4 the hearts simp is just her with a vpn

>>937964827
Proof 1

>>937964827
Proof 2

>>937964912
I imagine she has a busy irl too, she was one of the nicest ocs despite me being really mean to her at the start

I about to go into turbo diet mode this week, I'm going on vacay to the shore next Sunday, I wanna drop another 5lbs :p

>>937964992
>one of the nicest oc posters
well you were a massive cunt to everyone else.

>>937965009
Show hole

>>937965019
For a week I was terrible, but I did apologize and left for a long time

>>937965009
>5lbs in a week
good luck, post your progress in here please:3

>>937964992
Hearts only liked you because it made her look sane compared to you

>>937964950
>Hearts simp
I would wife her up, and i miss her presence, is that enough to be a simp? I dont think so.
I started posting her pics right after sissybuttslut posted, that was the state of the thread. If there was good quality OC going i probably would have only posted one or two and be done with it

>>937965085
She had nothing to gain associating with me, she had a lot of empathy tho

>>937965009
you are looking great so far... avoid carbs at all costs!

>>937965090
>is that enough to be a simp?
yes. she doesn't even know your name bro and never will.

>>937965112
she didn't have much to lose either kek

>>937965081
When I first started dieting like 2 months ago I lost 5 pounds in the first week. I'm down 17 pounds from then.

>>937965112
Hearts only liked you because there was an even more mentally ill troon than her to take the heat

>>937965196
the only thing that separated bee from hearts is that hearts WAS attractive. till we found out the truth lol

>>937965127
Thanks, I've been eating somewhat lower carb and have been staying in a calorie deficit. I'm at about 1700-1800 cal per day and my maintenance cal is at about 2400 so I'm a good 600 cal in deficit every day.

>>937964821
There are trannies that post in these threads that brutally mog dobby

>>937965327
The ugliest posters have the biggest egos. Why isbthat?

>>937965368
getting their egos inflated by simps

>>937965196
I dont think that's true, she wasnt laying low when I was around she was always unapologetically her, but either way im just chilling not trying to debate

>>937965327
Name them

>>937965319


"Nyaa~! Look at me now, I’m sparkling-hot and super cute—bet you can’t take your eyes off me, huh? Ufufu~! "

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Who knew a few less kilos could unleash THIS much adorableness? You’re not ready for this level of moe~! Sugoi, ne?!

>>937965009
you will lose out on your calf gains

>>937965435
You're killing it rach, you're looking really pretty lately, can't wait to see your transformation

>>937953668 (OP)
It's not gay if it's in cosplay

>>937965427
birdy

>>937965172
nice

>>937953668 (OP)

no one with a cock above 6 inches can make it to mine tonight, so in lieu of the abuse i want, give me the abuse i deserve, kill my self esteem, maybe i'll cut myself for you faggots

>>937965597
where are you located?

>>937965548
>There are trannies that post in these threads that brutally mog dobby
>Names 1 (one)
>Not a regular
>Went from February to June without posting
Come on man, you gotta do better than that
And Hearts is hotter than her

>>937965512
ok so how many of these things could theoretically survive for multiple hours in a normal human without needing to feed on blood? how much blood could one of them drink without their size changing or their body being damaged? the question here is more about the size of the creature than the actual biology of vampire-like

>>937965130
Wait who is this hottie?

>>937965827
Cowie

>>937965597
What abuse? You look super breedable
Shave your armpits better i guess

>>937965742
>And Hearts is hotter than her
LMAO
you'd take dobby over this?

>>937965936
Every day of the week

>>937965961
there's no accounting for taste

>>937965936
Who?

>>937966021
birdy

>>937965425
Hearts is nice to you if she thinks you're not competition for her. If she believes you are competition then she's a cunt. If you're super hot and way above her she will disappear and hide until you're done posting.

>>937965936
For sure.
And the other anon (you?) said there are a lot better than her. You mentioned one who isn't even a regular so i think i won this argument

>>937966084
Even if that was true that would mean she's empathetic towards the people who need it most, but I don't think it's true personally. She was just generally nice until someone was mean to her

Farts can stay gone, I miss fishboy

>>937966408
Absolutely not true, but you trannies always run defense for eachother

>>937966408
Its 100% true lol

>>937966452
>>937966084
Spot on, every interaction went into one of these 3 categories

>>937966557
Can i at least feel up your thighs?

>>937966610
Sure :-)

Femenine penis & buttholes
https://baja-opcionez.com/category/shemales/

>>937966707
Thank you Rach. Since we are at it can i also fondle your butt or would that be too much?

>>937965597

dare me to walk around my suburb in this "dress", its cold af and straight up showing my chastity cage and ass but trips and i'll walk to a well lit intersection kneel dpown and ;piss myself in it on video

>>937967079
Why not lol

>>937966791
Maybe, as long as you don't try to put your fingers in my hole

>>937966147
>>937965961
Does she pay you to spam?

>>937966557
Damn rach ur getting hotter each time i check in on these threads

>>937967079
>state of image quality in current year
can't see shit

>>937967185
I promise i won't. I know how much you hate things in your hole if they aren't inserted by women or other trannies

>>937965694
adelaide australia, and yeah im dtf and wearing that atm

>>937965905

r-really? I been posting pics here about once a year for like 10, slowly losing weight the whole time and every time i get told to kill myself, have i actually managed to get down to a cute level now?

But also, even if im hot i still need abuse, i cant survive without it, dad doesnt beat me anymore so i need other guys to do it, and there's nothing like being dropped on the side of a highway swallowing the last drops of cum in a short skirt and walking home at 3 in the morning. The ;people who pick you up are so fucking scary, and i get sooooo hard when im not sure if the backstreets theyre taking lead home or to a sewer entrance

>>937967079
Worthless slut

>>937967267
She doesn't need to, i do it for free gladly

>>937963542
gorgeous hole with the perfect small clitty. normally i require that to be locked away but it is so small i dont see the point. i would melt your brain with my cock and breed you

>>937967291
mindbroken mentally ill sissy in a shitty cage (of course)

>>937967281

yeah, i fucked a guy who decided to throw my phone at the wall when it rang, and when i asked him wtf he did that he smashed my head into the wall fracturing my skull. I am only mad because his cock was shit. Earn the right to treat me like that, i've had better cock from stuttering nerds who brushed their teeth for the last time in 2000

>>937967291
Here you look fatter so maybe the other was just a good angle?
>posting for 10 years
How old?

Show us your ass. Also telling people to kys is not really abuse, more like uncreative bullshit at this point

Grim thread

>>937967376

oooooooh yesss, shame me, wish I could take you out to dinner and pay for it while you tell everyone in ear shot shit like this, I love ittttt

>>937967267
No she was just really nice to me.

The way I see things is if people with self esteem issues seek out approval in such an unhealthy way (me) and im ugly/mental then why would you want to make me feel worse about my self? Im not a threat and the behavior stems from an uncontrollable part of the brain, would you call other humans sadistic for hurting bugs because they stepped on bugs unintentionally on a jog? It's out of their control

>>937967497
>why would you want to make me feel worse about my self?
Because you need to get the fuck over it lol

>>937967542
I have, this is a hypothetical

>>937967465
Very. Next time someone asks why you hate trannies and sissies, link them this thread.

>>937967497
You are talking to someone that would find a way to criticize her even if she found the cure for cancer
It's pointless. Just show us some ass or something

Heyy

>>937967435

that;'s more like it, i was gonna take the corset off before the sun rises and have a day out of it, maybe eat breakfast but fuck that, im not eating till i pass out and someone forces me to, maybe i should get some meth too, what do you reckon?

Ass coming, selfie camera is fucked but i got some from yonks ago that'll make you wish you could shove a barb wire coated baseball bat up there to help me remember to deal with my skin

>>937967616

>>937967616
>You are talking to someone that would find a way to criticize her even if she found the cure for cancer
nta but hardly. As usual the criticism is based on observations of repeat behavior over a long period. The type of person who would willingly date Hearts is the same kind of person that would date a single mother with a cluster b disorder.

>>937967711
Cute nails, Bee. Is the pic recent? Do you still have them the same color?

Rach what does aura look like. She just said she has a black ex

>>937967268
Thank you <3

>>937967711

nice tits babe, cant wait till mine come in

Show us your girldick tho, i understand maybe you hate it, but i can hate it with you if you'd like ^_^

So this thread is just bee and a junkie?

>>937967696
>maybe i should get some meth too, what do you reckon?
I reckon you would have loved to meet fentrannyl, our tranny that does fent

>>937967837
Yeah, my nails are basically always a variation of black with cats eye, on rare occasions ill change it up to a lighter color or holiday theme

>>937967897
No, we also have the complainers (you)

>>937967945
Yeah because its such a great thread with these mentally ill freaks

>>937967897
It's sad how bad it is, even with no spam and trolling today.

>>937965435
oh queen slay

>>937967855
I would but trust me its small and useless

>>937967917

oh yeah? I used to do fent, when it was like, new, had BK-fentonil that was like an analog you smoked in a crackpipe, didnt even know it was a strong drug, enver heard of it, just thought it felt nice, bought a gram (1000 doses) for $700, dont remember an entire month, and my memory starts in a haze somehow addicted to meth which i'd never done before.

>>937967921
If your bf asked you to paint them any color he wanted would you do it?

>>937965435
>>937965961
>>937966147
>>937965742
>>937967336
Grim

>>937967847
Shes a cute, petite tranny. Ugh that's gross if true. Not sure if she's just trolling though.

Fett Won

>>937968039

small and useless can be cute, i wish mine was smaller, can i please seeee?

>>937967855
Yeah I demand gock
>>937967711

>>937968039
You mean your neo pussy lol

>>937968166
Ever been with a black man <3

>>937968134
its true

>>937968225
Huh? I have a penis lol

>>937968202
And i demand your cock:3

>>937968166
>>937968202
I can show ass or buldge but I primarily only do top nude

>>937967974
I don't expect anyone normal will want to post in this thread. Maybe next time but this one is fucked.

>>937967897

I am not just a junkie, i am THE junkie, bitches dont know shit about how quickly i can ruin a life. im pretty good at rebuilding too so ive actually been able to destroy myself like 10 times, each worst than the last. Round 11 going strong, high scores comin boys

>>937953668 (OP)

>>937968296
Post nudes first

fuck this tranny talk

>>937968202

aight i'll show ya, old pic cause it hasn't left its cage in over 3 months, out of the 12 i was sentenced with.

>>937968483
You like bbc babe?

>>937968383
good enough?

>>937968270
You never posted a timestamp with your dick to prove you didn't get your dick chopped after that pic of your mangina was posted.

>>937968233
>>937968551
Hearts simp going wild

>>937968618
What are you talking about?

>>937968705
Are you really gonna play dumb?

Someone post that pic of her neo pussy!

>>937967711
You cropped this pic, it used to show your pussy in the mirror reflection

>>937969111
>>937969154
You guys are trippin

>>937968592
That wasn’t even me lol but you earned it :3

>>937969345
Bbc mogs you

>>937969428
Name on bee

>>937969456
Doesn't that bit ever get old?
>>937969345
Nice cock

>>937969428
It’s a girl dick man, take what you can get.

>>937969494
Are you still a neet because your here all day?

>>937969345
yeah, i didn't check the name.... but worth it i guess, that's a nice cock:)

>>937969530
Well its Sunday and im just eating a chocolate drumstick chilling before I chill with a friend at around 4 so maybe? I guess

Ban trannies

>>937969325
Gaslighter, you know you posted a pic of your pussy accidentally.

>>937968592
super cute.. would you mind posting more please if you have them :)

>>937969707
I have a cock lmao, wtf? If I posted it share it

>>937969704
rent free nigger

Is anyone here a witness for when Bee posted her fake pussy last night? I can't find in on the archive.

>>937969814
You're crazy lil bro

>>937969856
You are trolling, right? There is no way you are this dumb

>>937969856
Can you just leave and stop shitting up the thread

>>937969856
idk i think hes on to something

>>937969772
>if you have them
i have all of them:)

>>937969912
Lol nice photoshop, I'm impressed

>>937969964
but you posted that and then deleted it?

>>937969647
So now you think it’s cute?

>>937969964
this is original photo you posted, I'm sure someone can find original archived link

>>937969993
No I didn't, tou really think I'd be dumb enough to post something like that if I had a pussy? It's a troll

>>937969942
Very nice thank you :) post more please if you don't mind..

>>937969912
Yess thank God someone else saved it. I think this bitch got it deleted off the archive somehow lol

>>937970040
>tou really think I'd be dumb enough
yes

>>937970040
Your were drunk lol

>>937970040
Take it as a compliment, I’d love to be accused of being cis

>>937970040
Well since you're not drunk this time surely you can post a timestamp to prove its fake?

>>937970040
>It's a troll
It's been a troll for hours and you keep replaying to him you retard

>>937970008
very cute and a nice size. Would like to play with it:3
>>937970044
guess i can post a few more

>>937970191
need to kiss

A twink posted two photos of himself on twitter (one photo was of him fully naked from the front and the other photo was of him fully naked from the back). The twink was posing with a sword and the twink white and had shortish brown hair.

Does anyone know his twitter handle or do they know where the photos are? Thanks

Fine you guys win. I had srs years ago

>>937970255
Look up lilbabyanthony

test

>>937970081
I didnt post any pictures lastnight
>>937970146
I'm going to the dg maybe when I get back but I feel like this is an elaborate troll to get me to post a dick picture so maybe not

>>937970291
Not me luv, post in cg with my trip

>>937970334
>like this is an elaborate troll to get me to post a dick picture
Is this tranny brain? Just post your dick retard its not complicated

.

>>937970366
Fine will do when I get back

>>937970297
That's not him

>>937970418
We'd rather you didnt

kissing tris on the mouth

>>937962357
God fucking dammit!

>>937970255

>>937970334
You did post pics last night because you were talking on chasergen with your trip on about how you were being accused of having srs on /b at that same time

>>937970567
Yeah I didn't realize the person was referencing a picture that was literally photoshoped cause I was drinking, that's why I was so flabbergasted

>>937970666
Nigga you posted that yourself

>>937970666
You posted the pic though, you photoshopped a fake vagina onto your pic?
Why did you crop this pic?>>937967711
The original showed your reflection in a mirror with a pussy.

>>937970666
Why would a troll delete a pic making you look bad after a couple minutes?

>>937970779
Cause the background was ugly

A larper ai'd a fake vagina on me, im going to the store any posts from me is another larp

>>937970666
Maybe dont drink if you cant remember anything from thr night brforr

>>937970779
What are you, Detective gooner? Just jork your shi

>>937970900
nigga your brain is absolutely fried
just post a timestamp proving you having a dick

>>937970887
Perfect

>>937964992
hearts was only nice towards you because you're both equally horrid

>>937970900
Ok bitch I'm sitting here watching you lie, I was here last night and I was also in chasergen too. I saw you post that pic. I fuckin hate liers. Tell the truth or things are gonna get bad for you.

>>937970887
>sniff

A tranny gets more insane they further away the get from having a functional dick

>>937970887
>>937971052
Haii Rach, what’s the thread talking about now? Nice ass btw, show some dicklette :3

>>937971052
Bbygirl you aint got to be so mad, big J Munna is always here for you

>>937970900
>Cause the background was ugly
hahahahaha... totally

>>937971052
larp

>>937971173
trannies should be forced to get hard and look at their hard dick every day

>>937971235
A mentally unstable tranny accidentally posted her frankenpussy last night and now she's lying to everyone about it.

>>937971347

No response lol

>>937971536
Ah right, forgot about it. U mean bee right ? Or am I dyslexic?

>>937971536
Found it:
>>937936529

>>937971609
Based unleash the cleansing flames of hell upon those that do wrong

Everyone’s so cranky in here

>>937971052
>>937965435
actual twins

lmfao just found this going through bee's archive

oh no no

>>937971901
are you new?
>>937972013
i dont get it. he looks normal

>>937972013
Bee's a fucking weirdo, she'd brag about her bf but it turns out hes a cuck or something

Oops forgot my name

>>937972060

>>937972050
read the part about ego and lashing out

>>937972050
Yeah it’s my first time here

oh lol, going from
>>937972013
to
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>>937972120
Well this is one of the better days lately so...
>>937972127
tbf Bee is a whore, she would let anyone fuck her

>>937972076
you forgot to post your butt

>>937972078
Imagine bragging about your relationship and then subjecting your s/o to this kek

>>937972078
she had such a big ego about this when she came back lmao

Do you think th bf ever fucked a bbc

>>937971817
>>937971828
There it is! I've went easy on this cunt for awhile because I had pity for her but I'm not gonna tolerate the blatant lies to everyones face. I will make her confess and if she doesn't she will be sorry.

>>937971817
Rach is so fucking creepy man

>>937972242
My bad!

>>937972204
It will only get worse, no one sane wants to fuck a rotten axe wound.

imagine looking as scuffed as bee and having a fake pussy at the same time, insane look
>>937972329
got a link to the cg thread? did you call her out there? this shit is funny
>>937972373
>>937972322
samefag

bee has a dick but why be so secretive about it and deny posting pics from the night before?

>>937972329
Fully deserved, dick cutters have no place in this thread.

>>937972329
Thank you for laying down the law and defending our community

>>937972413
These are old pics, she had srs since it was taken. Anons asked her for a timestamp with dick last night after she accidentally posted her frankenpussy and she kept making excuses.

new thread
>>937972608
>>937972608
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>>937972542
That's crazy glad you noticed this

>>937972329
this reads like a trump tweet