Thread 937955005

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/49-ARrXV9Kw?si=IAzjSWkuEXITDUb8

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

>>937954888
Trips checked. With mary gone, I guess I gotta claim mary for myself. Yumeko is safe from me

niggers tongue my taint
check'em

>>937955021
mary literally used yumeko
she started from the bottom and won everything

>>937955021
Your loss
https://youtu.be/vGXWVAsgoqQ?si=ze1Iz0Y2znPSCGm0

>>937955185
Homeboy really said "pls cuck me"

>>937955185
You don't analyze your lore
you are shit excuse of a waifu poster using an avatar
kill yourself

>>937954881
Both?

>>937955228
No. I said your loss. She's like Megan the stallion. You don't claim her, she claims you.
https://youtu.be/vGXWVAsgoqQ?si=ze1Iz0Y2znPSCGm0
>>937955296
NERD!!!

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>>937955528
avatarfaggot

Wrong link
https://youtu.be/OPVxR556Kxg?si=iUnjUdO4PEXPf-rm

>>937955504
I can't. Only one side of the margarita machine works, the other side leaks.

>>937955528
That's cause I haven't wagered a gambit with her yet

mary is best waifu

waifu war
btw undefeated
2 of hearts
poke her lingo
2345
flush
https://youtu.be/lfBdGT4dn4E?si=ds0EI9URR1oVLwzv
i always win

>>937955578
If she's a pawn to Mary, consider what you are to her.
https://youtu.be/SWkHmrPZPiY?si=PfZuXv6uGAnBk3xT

>>937955853
shut it schizo
you don't know your lore
[falout] the house always wins

>>937955853
I am her lord

you can't even play my game faggot

im drunk an rek this niggerfaggot

i'm in the mood to play but uf you can't match lore and do a pic related you're just shit, shameful

>>937955947
Your not. Your just a pawn too. But the best part about being a pawn is at any moment you could make the right move and become royalty or one wrong move and become dead. Watch your step out there cowboy. Happy Trails!

you're waifu is shit
wolf reign era bitch

>>937956182
All i know is, when is rome. she'll pay with her body

>>937956182
cope from a shit claim and equally shit waifu

>>937956203
mary is better fuck plain jane
handlebars keyword

you're waifu is shit
i'm all aces

peon i'm the king

anyways
a cruel angels thesis
https://youtu.be/ZmJ5oBdJTXQ?=6nOts4gFZaWx_2LR

Good morning all

>kneesocks claimed

>>937957360
Little socks for little knees.

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>>937957891
Little fox for little mes, how are we today Foxxy?

>>937957915
:/

>>937957915
What's a mes?
Existing. Hot.
No kneesocks for you, I guess.

>>937957990
I am existing and cold, ac does the trick for the bedroom but my downstairs is surprisingly cool. Enjoying some coffee.
Why?!

>>937958133
Same now, but not before when I was washing the car. There is no AC outside, did you know that?
Because you did the ultimate sin and forgot to post it.

>>937958542
There's no ac outside? That's the first I heard of that. I think youre lying to me. Thats nice though, is it back in working order?
But I remembered!

>>937958649
Nope. Still tanking the problems though... On Wednesday I have to give the truck back so the beast has to tank even more until 26 when I have the next service programmed.
Too late mate, too late. It's gone. It's over.

>>937958895
I believe in it! Its only a few weeks, should be fine right?
Oh no! Now I have to get a new one? Jeez. I have grown fond of the Overlord in bad end theater...

>>937958991
Should be. She a survivor. She just has a pile of problems that I'm gonna fix one by one, Slow and steady.
No, you don't. But you'll have to live with the shame all your life.

>>937959332
Oh hell yeah, Frankenstein monster shall live!
I already live with other shames, should be fine with another

>>937959383
Oi, she's not ugly like that freak.
Gotta catch'em all.

>>937959424
I'm saying that you're bringing her to life a la Frankenstein monster.
Yee

>>937960204
How can I bring her back to life when she is still alive? She just suffering.
Hbu? Working this fine Sunday?

>>937961632
You know I'm joking right

>>937961755
Oh no... What have you done?
No jokes. No fun allowed. THIS IS SEWIOUS BUSINESS!

>>937961632
Me thinks undead is a good word for that.
Nope, at my mom's today!

>>937963338
Ur undead... Oh wait...
Oh, have a good one then.

Notice how he stopped posting cp after he got banned

>>937962812
Cute Baiser but her hair should be longer.

May the spinning maid bring us peace, amen

I'm here to post Earth chan, because I love them.
>>937965527
my life is already more peaceful after witnessing this post

>>937965444
>checkd
i like her better with her hair short

>>937965444
GAOOO
I PWOST
BISOU BISOU

>>937965575
Fuck Earth
I dump my cigarette butts in a ditch on a qeekly basis

>>937965527
Spin yourself off a roof
Nigger

>>937965814
In the manga as she gets stronger her hair ends up growing, I was surprised when they actually did mention it, I think it was Kiwi that said it.

>>937966257
GAAAOOOO
PWOST
Bisou~~

>>937966542
Bisou
bisou
lol

im in recovery mode today

>>937966601
HELLO HELLO <3 I LOVE YOU ALL~~
8====D

I love how this is the third retard that fell for that ID, it works every time.

>>937966695
cope lol how can it be 3 even

>>937966695
I PWOST!
GGAAAOOOOO

show the marker sign retard

i need to recover that sometime i remember him crying about it saying
>go ahead post it

arrrrarararaaaararuff

>>937966257
Yeah, i read the entire manga a month ago. It's really shitty, but it had some great moments like pic rel.

>>937967052
Gonna dump trash in the woods later. Just for you~
Bisou!!!

>>937967361
Slut

>>937967057
Me when hot food.
>>937967147
Kek, in a sense I agree, namely in the way of all the secred underarching plot of that evil mascot thingie, feels like they are stretching it a bit much without explaining anything.
It's that the part where Kiwi and Baiser torture one of the girls? Right before the haunted house thing?
Tbh, it's insane it got an anime, let alone it getting a run on TV.

>>937968087
me when bark

>>937968087
lol cross dresser faggot

>>937968272
I neutered Whiskey, he hates his dumb little cone.

>>937968589
wait til he finds out he cant even lick his balls anymore, its traumatizing

>>937968690
I think they did a new kind of surgery because he still has them.

>>937968754
YOU CAN KEEP THEM
well i need to have a conversation with my doctor

>>937968087
Pic rel was the part where the horny glasses girl was faking Baiser and Azure having sex, so Kiwi and Baiser showed up and had... borderline sex.
The plot is total dog shit, they're hyping up Vatz's story, but it seems really wack anyhow. I'd direct it another way.

>>937968809
Am*rican healthcare moment...

>>937968980
Don't americans go to your spuc countries to cure your cleft lips btw my dicks bugger than yours

>>937968980
okay so he might just be a guy who hangs out by 7/11, you think i can afford a doctor? in this economics???/

>>937968272
tree Jill's bark
>>937969065
you think you can afford a no doctor, in this body?

>>937968956
Also, the way they relegated Leberblume and Loco to practically background support characters after their arc/powerup makes me so mad, they were interesting!!
Oh yeah, it's funny how author does those incredibly erotic scenes, but offscreens Kiwi and Baiser actually doing it when they used the motel inside the pocket dimension thingy.
What direction would you take?>>937969065
Just don't go under anesthesia or you might end up with a few things missing...
One of my chickens is sick. Treating animals is basically alchemy at times.

>>937969288
My dick is bigger than yours lol

>>937969284
i cant afford doctor no, its not on any streaming service i use
>>937969288
chickens scare me, they make too much noise
>>937969338
no one cares about dick size it s not like anyine here fucks lol

>>937969386
I like the sound.
I want to get some rabbits still, meat and leather. The fur is so obscenely soft I became obsessed. I want a rabbit fur pillowcase, and some gloves.

>>937969386
I don't think you got my joke anon. Hey, that's a nice looking blue orb in that image, seems familiar.

ermmm i actually have to hump my waifu daki an extra centimeter that basically means im the sigma makle here
>>937969578
kinda hard to have anything other than a cat and a bird feeder with no yard and a balcony
>>937969653
i got your joke and went more
doctor no is a james bond movie and i dont have access to watch it :(

>>937969288
Their powerup thing was wack as fuck anyhow lol. I just find it a bit daunting how they're progressing the couples and stuff, they also went "wrong" imo for the couples.
>Utena is pretty set for Kiwi
>Kaoruko and Haruka
I wish we had Utena + Sayo, Kaoruko and Kiwi and then Haruka with Korisu.
Personally i'd make the fighting more sensical after Baiser squashed Lord, and leave the ships and ecchi for actual proper dates. Would probably make Enormeeta and Tres Magia become a single team and get to know their real identities and stuff. Also finally have Utena kiss Sayo in the mouf

sex

>>937969679
Oh. I still have much to learn. I'm still as embarassing as when I first posted in a waifu thread. Maybe you can watch it illegally.
be nice to your daki dr. 'Non

NIGGERS
FUCK YOU NIGGERS

>>937969578
Kill yourself you depressed tranny faggot nigger dhit dkin poop drinking

>>937970540
I lesbe cigarette butts latying around gor earth chan
Fucking slut sss bitch
Nigger

>>937970704
Jill is a faggot that only has sex with men because its a disgusying faggot
Nigger

>>937970540
Kil yourself you cribgey fucking fag

>>937970322
Their powerup is literally just voyeurism lol
Oh I get it, but would you have liked, like, for example if it would've taken longer for Kiwi and Baiser to become a more grounded thing, or just them being more liberal in general regarding the pairings?
Haruka and Korisu would surprise me, maybe post corruption Haruka I would believe it.
Aaah, okay I see, more like focusing on a serious-ish plot/character building, and yuri on the side. Tbh it'd be fun if they did, would give the yuri and plot space to shine on their own.
Sayo is prime Utenabait.
>>937969679
The glowies fear the indoors rancher...

>>937969653
Nigger

>>937970769
Gapooo
Imagine bring a grown ass afilt eith the mentality of a teen girl
Fucking faggot
Millitafy my ass
You probsbly sucked lots of dick
Fag

someones u[set
>>937970540
maybe i can watch it from the tree outside your window
>>937970769
that must be me because im not having a chicken coop in my living room
therwise ifd have a chicken coup

>>937970872
Fag
Get AIDS and dir
All fags deserve is deth

>>937970872
I will fuck you with a sword
W1v1 me orl pussy bitch faggot nigger bitch

lewding gooning
i need to see cuties

Lesssss goooooooo

>>937970958
Gaoooo bisou bisou
Uwuwuguu

Jews rule

boobies

Id dhoot a furry or tranny
They deserve it

>>937970872
I also have a balcony now, anon, with chairs. No need to bother the poor tree.

>>937971041
Fyck the tree.
I help my dad cut down tres then we burn them
Fuck earth
Kys
Faggot troon

sex with agalea

>>937971041
U nd nep are like the gatest faggots
Then foxxy faggot furnigger
Then the rest
Kill tyiyrsekf cribgecass freak bitch
Oh suzuka is a pathetic tard too
CLAIMING THE BEAUTIFUL PROSTITUTE LOL XD GAAOOOO
Relm is gay too
That vivian thing is straight up retarded
Kill yourselves
Niggers

>>937971041
ill just make my way up with a ladder then
lemme in im a fairy

she might be blind but even she can see how hard she makes me

>>937971143
Get earth chans shit on your dick and dir from urinary infection faggot

I like i get the asian thing when drink face red n shit
Based chinks
Whites lost by geing dag libs and embracing feminist shit
Fags troons and feminusts should all be shot in the gut with 8 pelket 00 buck

me on the left after SEX WITH AGALEA

God i miss my 12ga ammo
I had such good shit
At least thry left me some my coyote bb 3inch magnum shells
Tear a bitchs guts up lol

>>937970872
Did you have a stroke halfways?

>>937971303
Shut tge fuck up tranny faggot bitch
Youre a hugd fucking pussy

SEX nigga SEX
ITS SPELLED S-E-X
SEX WITH WOMEN
SEX WITH FEMALES

>>937971303
i fuckIN WISH AM I RIGHT BOYS

>>937971398
Faggot twink snow nigger
Youre kind arent human
Russoa should genocide you next bitch

>>937971476
Stroking the peanits.
>>937971398
Finnman.

>>937971549
Gaaaooo
I bet you love cock
Fag

>>937971143
the kind of fairy that grants wishes, or the kind of fairy that eats my food? If you can beat me at garfield kart it's fine either way.
>>937971167
If she's not convinced, let her put her hand on your chest to feel your heartbeat.
>>937971549
fighter of the legman

>>937971549
msm07 lookin ahhhh in bottom rigt
>>937971623
more like garfield fart it better be hot pretzels

>imma big toughie
>imma join un peacekeepers yo have gay sex with little boys
>imma join thevfrench foreign legion to rape little boys
>oops im too gay for rither one
>gaaoo bisou bisou im afraid of girls snd shy uwu but i kiss boys online xddd
Pathetic faggot bitch

>>937971623
Youre a pathetic sad savk of shit amd should die
Kys pissy tranny freak

>>937971676
The fuck does that even mean...
>>937971623
Punching you in my minds.

>>937971724
You cant punch anyone youre too much of a tranny pussy

>>937971724
you have multiple?
>>937971676
are you alcohol

>>937971724
what the fuckl do you thing it means
>>937971780
no but im a batrender

>>937971780
You don't?

>>937971549
Sop.

>>937971859
On some days I can't even scrape together one.
>>937971857
tendie

>>937971857
Did you step on a wine cork?

>>937971886
she can shit mamas
>>937971902
WHERE WHERE WHERE i ran our of nuggies and tendies and havent gone to the shop
>>937971908
no i just fell on it what is that supposed to mean

hot sex

>>937971886
Wow?
>>937971902
I ated them all.
>>937971986
It's an idiom. People who can hold their alcohol, getting drunk off stepping on a wine cork.

>>937971986
just make new ones
>>937972048
+ handholding

>>937972071
yeah but what does that have to do with me
>>937972074
from what they grow in the sstore freezer and i have to go pick them

>>937972209
then build a freezer and plant some in it

>>937971986
she already is shit mama
>>937972071
Wow.

>>937972327
but how can i of in the cold seed and later of out could grow the nuggets
>>937972335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMxuHJoi4RA

>>937972209
You made a bunch of typos, is all.
Whiskey gets mad about not being allowed outside. But is always ready for a snuggle and a nap.

>>937972335
Wow!

Got sicker than yesterday, rip.

>>937972472
i bring a certain je ne sais quois to my posts
imagine being outside it sounds GROSS

consider the following
sex

>>937970769
I don't like Utena and Kiwi as a couple lol, if there was no Sayo then i think i'd like it better, but they don't feel right. Haruka and Korisu would just be really really hot.

>>937972327
Plant your neck off a roof snd die faggot

>>937972642
There is BUGS and creepy crawlers and fresh air outside.
>>937972890
It does feel like Kiwi kinda gets in the way of how far Baiser can punish the Magia Trio.
Korisu isn't super developed for the premise of the story, being ero, she's just cute! Except that dollhouse part, lol.

>>937972642
>>937973505
Outside is cute

make it august 21st already.

>>937973598
Gl outside a d ahive dirt in your mouth until you die

>>937973736
why that date specifically?

>>937973505
Korisu could be lewded if they had the guts.
Kiwi is fine, i just don't want her and Utena to be the definitive couple

>>937976135
Lucy drops, new balance patch and matchmaking for GGST.

>>937976192
and also my birthday! you forgot about that. Also fuck GGST, just play Xrd instead.

>>937976296
I didnt know that.
I dont want to play Xrd.

but what's that have in relevance to SEX

Gooning

Goodnight anons. I'm gonna lay down and brainstorm ideas on how to spoil my waifu.

Randal claimed, I love that goofy little smile.

>>937976361
now you know and wont forget
right

play Xrd super J.

>>937979457
No promises.
I'd rather boot up ACPR.

Hey there! I’m a 21-year-old gal living in the US, and I absolutely love getting flirty and spicy during our chats. I have a playful side that just can't resist pushing boundaries and seeing how wild we can get together. I’m pretty much always down for some fun (definite nympho vibes here!) but find it easier to connect online since social situations can make me a bit anxious. That’s why I’m all about those steamy convos! If you’re looking for someone to indulge in some naughty fun with, add me on that special app: E-mm-i-e-p-q-oz (just be sure to remove the spaces and dashes). I’m not a seller, just a girl looking for some exciting sexting buddies!

>>937973598
Yes.
>>937976135
Atleast not on public broadcast I'd imagine, but the show already is pretty gutsy, lol.
Some more exploration with other castmembers would be nice, agreed.

I love my wife.

>>937981011
rape victim

>>937972588
Drink a 7up

>>937981011
Cute extraterrestrial wife.

>>937982380
Sop sop, will you be trying out battlefield 6?

>>937982380
GAOOOOOO
I PWOST
BISOU
BISOU

>>937982595
Bisou bisou I love you all <3 <3 <3

How to get free food 101
Step 1: Find a friend!
Step 2 : Let the voices choose what comes next

ever since he started talking about dragonsbreath i've been having it all over my feed

uwo seks

>>937982595
I don't play since 3.

i need to go through my folders it's been awhile

>>937983107
Pwost! Bisou~

you can also call him hoops

>>937982380
Yes, she is very cute.

>>937984601
>>937984601
>>937984601