Thread 937959423

>Wake up on stranded on an island with them
What do you do? What roles do you assign each of them to maximize your survival odds?

>>937959423 (OP)
Assign all of them to kill you.

>>937959436
i’m not on the island, sorry

>>937959510
No doubt your body weight resembles that of a small one.

>>937959548
:(

>>937959584
There has to be some personal failure behind your obsessive compulsion to make these threads (this and the other "themed" ones) every day.

>>937959423 (OP)
blowbang

>>937959423 (OP)
Id kill all these retarded fucks to max my chances of survival.

They all look like they would cry if they didnt eat

Depends on their abilities and mental state.

>>937960272
ALL of them? Wouldn’t you want at least one buddy or helper?

>>937959423 (OP)
They each get one day a week to use me with two rest days, helps with morale (:

>>937960367
No. Ive survived alone before and they look like normies who would wind up costing me more then they would help.

Im pretty sure basic firebuilding and shelter making is not in their wheelhouse let alone hunting, killing and gutting an animal

>>937960594
wouldn’t you want a friend or some company?

>>937961156
I once spent a year without talking to anyone that isnt answer with "would you like fries with that"

In a survival situation i only want myself