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Anonymous No.937965124 >>937965189 >>937965230 >>937965267 >>937965316 >>937965395 >>937965476 >>937965522 >>937966345 >>937966712 >>937966751
Why didn't you go to church today, my son?
Anonymous No.937965177
Because I'm not Christian
Anonymous No.937965189
>>937965124 (OP)
My motivations are beyond your comprehension
Anonymous No.937965219
busy jacking off to femboy vore
Anonymous No.937965230
>>937965124 (OP)
I don't have to. Nobody does
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Anonymous No.937965267
>>937965124 (OP)
Because I don't want to be around a bunch of rightoids like you.
Anonymous No.937965316
>>937965124 (OP)
I don't support pedofilla
Anonymous No.937965395 >>937965925
>>937965124 (OP)
Congregation detracts from the worship of the lord.
Anonymous No.937965476 >>937965538
>>937965124 (OP)
I'm gay.
Anonymous No.937965522
>>937965124 (OP)
Imagine shilling church on /b/
Anonymous No.937965538
>>937965476
So hot.
Anonymous No.937965925
>>937965395
Repent.
Anonymous No.937966296 >>937966547
local church was burnt down and no one gave enough of a shit to rebuild it lmao
Anonymous No.937966345
>>937965124 (OP)
I went last night and I do usually go twice per week but I was sick this morning.
No eternal salvation for me.
Anonymous No.937966533
I always go to church. Meet undersexed MILFs there.
Anonymous No.937966547
>>937966296
Stealing your fucking pepe I don't care
Anonymous No.937966712
>>937965124 (OP)
Churches in the area started flying trans flags and gearing their sermons towards LGBTQs. I want to go to church to feel connected to millenia of rituals, stories, community that stayed the same. Strong, welcoming, heartful. I don't want politics in my church.
That's why.
Anonymous No.937966751 >>937966918
>>937965124 (OP)
Because I'm really having trouble getting up early enough because of the insomnia.
I wanna go, everyone is really nice and friendly there, but I just can't sleep, and I can't function on no sleep.
Anonymous No.937966854 >>937966890
These church bitches are fucking hypocrites
Anonymous No.937966890
>>937966854

They spend time on their knees praying and sucking, hoping nobody finds out
Anonymous No.937966918 >>937967959
>>937966751
What's wrong with your insomnia
Anonymous No.937967959
>>937966918
I didn't make it to work