Thread 937977554

There are no good ways to commit suicide. Every method has a risk of failure and serious permenant damage. I wish there were an easy way out.

where is the failure risk on jumping off a building onto concrete?

>>937977554 (OP)
Use your gun dumbass

>>937977554 (OP)
>>937977639
I was about to say. A buddy of mine in high school did this and it was extremely effective despite the fact that he did almost no planning just found a tall building whose roof he could access.

>>937977694
And risk eating out of a feeding tube for the rest of your miserable life

>>937977923
A shotgun is 99% fatal if you aim for the bulk of your head and not your face.

>>937977639
It's not easy to find a good place to jump from

>>937977554 (OP)
as long as it works, any method is good though I admit some are better an others

>>937977554 (OP)
Nitrogen Oxide tank. Breathe in 100% nitrogen oxide with no oxygen.
Painless and effective

>>937977639
Best case scenerio: You spend your last seconds in fear as your brain realizes you're falling

Worst case scenerio: You land on a child. The child dies and you survive. You spend life in prison for 2nd degree murder while crippled

>>937977639
>>937977731
>>937978363
I think this is the best method. The problem is finding a place to jump from

>>937977554 (OP)
Suicide is gay and for retards

>>937978435
I usually judge risk by worst case scenerios but you do you

>>937977639
you gotta jump off at least seven stories of height or you have a good chance of just living as a cripple