Thread 937977554 - /b/ [Archived: 88 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:42:33 PM No.937977554
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There are no good ways to commit suicide. Every method has a risk of failure and serious permenant damage. I wish there were an easy way out.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:44:09 PM No.937977639
where is the failure risk on jumping off a building onto concrete?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:45:12 PM No.937977694
>>937977554 (OP)
Use your gun dumbass
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:45:50 PM No.937977731
>>937977554 (OP)
>>937977639
I was about to say. A buddy of mine in high school did this and it was extremely effective despite the fact that he did almost no planning just found a tall building whose roof he could access.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:50:41 PM No.937977923
>>937977694
And risk eating out of a feeding tube for the rest of your miserable life
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:52:40 PM No.937978035
>>937977923
A shotgun is 99% fatal if you aim for the bulk of your head and not your face.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:56:02 PM No.937978192
>>937977639
It's not easy to find a good place to jump from
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:57:27 PM No.937978251
>>937977554 (OP)
as long as it works, any method is good though I admit some are better an others
Shadow86
8/3/2025, 11:58:04 PM No.937978274
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>>937977554 (OP)
Nitrogen Oxide tank. Breathe in 100% nitrogen oxide with no oxygen.
Painless and effective
Shadow86
8/4/2025, 12:00:11 AM No.937978363
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>>937977639
Best case scenerio: You spend your last seconds in fear as your brain realizes you're falling

Worst case scenerio: You land on a child. The child dies and you survive. You spend life in prison for 2nd degree murder while crippled
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:02:19 AM No.937978435
>>937977639
>>937977731
>>937978363
I think this is the best method. The problem is finding a place to jump from
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:05:57 AM No.937978575
>>937977554 (OP)
Suicide is gay and for retards
Shadow86
8/4/2025, 12:06:25 AM No.937978593
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>>937978435
I usually judge risk by worst case scenerios but you do you
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:07:37 AM No.937978636
>>937977639
you gotta jump off at least seven stories of height or you have a good chance of just living as a cripple