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Anonymous No.937998525 [Report] >>937998668 >>937998734 >>937999186 >>937999440
Board flight, see her, what do /b/?
Anonymous No.937998668 [Report] >>937998675
>>937998525 (OP)
Ask her to join the 2 mile high club
(My cock is the extra mile)
Anonymous No.937998675 [Report] >>937998687 >>937998821
>>937998668
With a body like this, too
Anonymous No.937998687 [Report] >>937999394
>>937998675
Anonymous No.937998734 [Report] >>937999186
>>937998525 (OP)
"Y-you too."
And shuffle off to my seat spending the rest of the flight concocting an entire fantasy life with her.
Anonymous No.937998821 [Report]
>>937998675
>?
Anonymous No.937999186 [Report] >>937999384
>>937998525 (OP)
I greet my stewardess and go find my seat.
She's there to work, not to flirt with the passengers, so I wouldn't bother her.
>>937998734
I remember that feel, I don't miss it.
Anonymous No.937999384 [Report] >>937999435
>>937999186
Faggot
Anonymous No.937999394 [Report]
>>937998687
Anonymous No.937999435 [Report] >>937999514
>>937999384
Simp
Anonymous No.937999440 [Report]
>>937998525 (OP)
I mean, most hostesses are picked for their looks so I assume when I board a flight I'm going to get some eye candy. I'm not going to do anything, but I might be mildly annoyed if I board and they're all old hags. Which is what you get on the low cost carriers round here.

Just take your fucking seat and don't say anything weird because 1) she's heard it 10,000x and 2) she's not joining the mile high club in a toilet it's her job to clean after her shift 3) you're not getting anywhere, economy class peasant.
Anonymous No.937999514 [Report] >>937999553
>>937999435
Mosquito brain
Anonymous No.937999553 [Report] >>937999561
>>937999514
Perennial pay pig.
Anonymous No.937999561 [Report] >>937999872
>>937999553
kek
Anonymous No.937999872 [Report] >>938000078
>>937999561
I appreciate the kek, I was fearing the perennial part would be too cryptic.
Anonymous No.938000078 [Report]
>>937999872
Anonymous No.938000405 [Report]
The nail job kinda creeps me out. Otherwise I would do some biological experiments in outerspace with her.