Board flight, see her, what do /b/?

>>937998525 (OP)
Ask her to join the 2 mile high club
(My cock is the extra mile)

>>937998668
With a body like this, too

>>937998675

>>937998525 (OP)
"Y-you too."
And shuffle off to my seat spending the rest of the flight concocting an entire fantasy life with her.

>>937998675
>?

>>937998525 (OP)
I greet my stewardess and go find my seat.
She's there to work, not to flirt with the passengers, so I wouldn't bother her.
>>937998734
I remember that feel, I don't miss it.

>>937999186
Faggot

>>937998687

>>937999384
Simp

>>937998525 (OP)
I mean, most hostesses are picked for their looks so I assume when I board a flight I'm going to get some eye candy. I'm not going to do anything, but I might be mildly annoyed if I board and they're all old hags. Which is what you get on the low cost carriers round here.

Just take your fucking seat and don't say anything weird because 1) she's heard it 10,000x and 2) she's not joining the mile high club in a toilet it's her job to clean after her shift 3) you're not getting anywhere, economy class peasant.

>>937999435
Mosquito brain

>>937999514
Perennial pay pig.

>>937999553
kek

>>937999561
I appreciate the kek, I was fearing the perennial part would be too cryptic.

>>937999872

The nail job kinda creeps me out. Otherwise I would do some biological experiments in outerspace with her.