Thread 938003439

Good morning. What’s for breakfast?

>>938003439 (OP)
dissapointment

its evening, I had a burger

>>938003439 (OP)
breakfast burrito with taco meat and havarti cheese

>>938003439 (OP)
Water. I fast until 3 pm every day.

>>938003816
A burger is good breakfast

>>938003439 (OP)
White monster and a pack of zyn

Josh cum

>>938004932
rogues better

>>938003439 (OP)
>ham egg and cheese croissant
>antidepressants and Adderall
>low carb monster
>Marlboro Reds

>>938006294
What?

>>938006546
hwhat.

>>938006656
Oh how is it?

>>938006687
i like them better than zyn they taste better and are a little larger

I miss kombuchan :(

>>938007150
Me too, bro

>>938003439 (OP)
Fuck off Eustace!!!

Water, beer, and weed for now. After I get a decent buzz I'll probably eat burgoo, corn on the cob, and green beans.
I usually only eat fruit and eggs for "breakfast" if I'm hungry, though.

>>938003439 (OP)
It's early evening where I am at, I'm going to have mushroom risotto with chicken strips for dinner.

>>938006507
>>low carb monster
That'll make that cocktail of chemicals and fat much healthier for sure.

>>938006656
>>938007099
I'm beginning to think that people using nicotine pouches is a sign of them being in their teens or early 20's.

>>938007897
im in my 30's. it has nothing to do with age it's just less faggy than vaping and relatively new option

>>938007935
Seconded

>>938007808
You’d better post a pic nigger

>>938007935
>im in my 30's.
I sit in my chair corrected then.
>it has nothing to do with age it's just less faggy than vaping
True I can see how you'd think that.
>and relatively new option
I think it has just had a resurgence, as far as I know snuff is a fairly old way to consume nicotine. The pouch part might be fairly new.

>>938008057
snuff isn't the same thing. you don't spit with pouches

>>938008012
Why would you call me names if you want me to share a picture of my dinner?
Also I'm not making it from scratch, I'm too tired from work today for that.
It's a bag of frozen risotto and ready to eat chicken strips.
>>938008084
>snuff isn't the same thing. you don't spit with pouches
Huh you correct me again, in my native language both snuff and the nicotine pouches are called snus, so I was under the impression that they were the same thing.

I’m gonna jelq

>>938007849
It's because I like the way they taste better than the others. I work a very physical job, and walk 10km daily in addition to that. So, I'm not really worried about the health impact of a breakfast sandwich first thing in the morning.

>>938009093
The actual food in your breakfast isn't too bad, but diet anything is some toxic stuff. On the other hand, if you're an American anything with actual sugar it is made with corn syrup and that shit just as unhealthy as the artificial sugar substitutes.

>>938003439 (OP)
>Datamining
sage

>>938009235
Solve it all by eating poop

>>938009235
I eat a salad every single day for lunch, and I'm the family chef. We rarely eat out, and when we do it's never fast food. The monster on the way to work is the only canned beverage I drink. The rest of the day it's 1 sugar free Sqwincher in a 18 Oz bottle of water per 3 bottles of water. Since it's summer, I'm drinking well over a gallon of water a day. It may be shocking, but not all of us eat like fucking swine. I have to be in shape to do the work that I do.

>>938008234
Post it now, nigger bitch

>>938010100
Go fuck yourself with a Mack Truck anon

>>938010140
Post your fucking food, you worthless trash shitskin nigger. Fuck you.

>>938010172
No, go fuck yourself you rude asshat.

Breakfast is brown

Where am I

a shane a day keeps the ladies away

>>938010203
This is why everyone hates niggers. They won't post their food.

>>938010672
I'm not even black you paste eating ignoramus.
Heck you're the one speaking in ebonics, fuck off man.

paste is just wheat starch. totally edible

>>938011201
a slice of apple pie? with some eggs and bacon on the side?
i feel like i haven't had breakfast in months

>>938011796
How does that relate to the rice harvest in Vietnam?

CUT MY LIME INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST GIMLET

Dookies and creme

gas station chimichanga

>>938012882
That is one step above car trunk shrimps, how's your tummy doing?

>>938012979
it's good I was made for consuming questionable pork soaked in oil and cheese

>>938012882
I’m close! I got gas station sushi

>>938013024
Be careful though, some places in the world will serve you questionable food that looks deceptively good and even tastes good, but it is made with stuff that will drop a tactical nuke in your bowels.
>>938013049
That's tied with car trunk shrimps, is your belly gurgling?

>>938013049
we should be parasite pen pals

I got Wondy’s and tried the Wednesday Wendy’s wosty

>>938014332
kill yourself boring prostitute

>>938014493
You are still lurking here! I knew you were a good pet

literally shane waiting for nuri

>>938014493
no u pedo

>>938014560
im not a pet but i know a few people who believe people can be domesticated animals. They even barked, mooed, oinked

>>938014818
You call all the gooder girls underage

>>938014877
She’s proven to be underage here, nigger brain

>>938014919
Proof?

>>938014332
Hi soles please?

>>938014958
Yeah let me just post cp

Fucking brainlet, your intellect is as short as you

>>938014991
Dark Soles 2

>>938015013
You act like a stereotypical post menopausal wall hitter. Every girl besides me that gets attention is underage
it's time you get a personality gimmick

>>938015084
WtF is this shit?
Nobody wants to actually see your feet
go to fetlife

>>938015084
Thank you! And how have you been doing lately?

>>938015193
Nothing she's boring as fuck

>>938015270
Kys shane

>>938015105
I’m a guy, fucking Jew

>>938015325
You're a faggot and circumcised with a tiny penis unlike me

>>938015573
Good to have you back. I missed your crying

>>938015611
But you're crying and im laughing at you you all desperate for attention

>>938015193
Tired as heck, I work too much now. How about you?

>>938015746
I’ve been desperate for you. I just stopped going to your pedo threads. I missed laughing at someone

>>938016062
So I was right you don't do shit worth talking about

Get a job

>>938010255
hash brown

>>938016088
I laugh at someone everyday. Me personally i'm a jokester other people are my jokes i'm not really funny personally. Every few days i have something worth talking about or rather i can word it as interesting. That's the key to it that is to make the mundane seem exceptional and exciting.

nigger

>>938016062
Ah work is good. Better than doing nothing all day. I started taking some meds and i'm doing pretty good now.

>>938016335
It's impossible to not do anything all day

>>938016111
I work, more than you can say pedo lol
>>938016335
Meds for what?

>>938016883
No you don't pedo but you're free to prove it although you're literally bragging about being bossed around doing something for someone else like a slave

>>938016883
>Meds for what?
ocd and depression. But i've been kinda happy the past few weeks. And i'm happier now that i've seen you :3

I been sending out letters all day. Working is hard v_v

I have to get the stamps put them on perfect, write addresses that i get off the computer database, fold the copypaste letters. It's exhausting

>>938016945
I get money meaning not slave
>>938016995
Well I’m glad you’re getting better, life is way too short and chaotic to neglect mental health
>>938017019
>>938017103
Do you actually? Because if so then I’m glad

>>938017019
Whomst is this?

>>938017132
I have always worked. You have to pay to live so work is a necessity for you, i can literally not do shit if i wish but i have hobbies to support that would make me have to budget even or worse eventually ask for assistance if i chose to continue my spending schedule

Shane full offense you’re a bum nigger that can’t work because you’re a felon

>>938017494
Incorrect and stupid to think felons can't work in a country where the president is a felon

>>938017550
So you admit that you’re Jewish?

shane licks men in their butt area

>>938017674
I am not jewish but if i was i'd have had no felonies because heh lawyers are jewish and they wouldn't have let me down

>>938017848
You just said

>>938017872
proof?

>>938017896
>>938017550
Oy vey

shane where were you exactly in june of 1967?

>>938018064
Checking in a gentleman by the name of lee harvey oswald into an apartment which i later regretted

Felons can’t own guns

>>938018476
they can they just get in DoubleTrouble™ when caught

>>938018619
What

>>938020710
That clicker was fun to press

>>938020710
What’s that

>>938021268
>sees picture of demonstration butstill wondering
retard

>>938017103
Is your ass getting edema

>>938021519
I am retarded yes

I miss pedo shane

remember when shane went poop crazy and started posting shit pics that one night. that was something.

>>938024494
remember when you fags actually ate shit then made up cope? good times better than actual spam

>>938024737
no. i remember flappy put a nougat filled chocolate bar in her butt and then put it in her mouth. but when you think about it that's not even that big of a deal

>it's melted chocolate
I know it seems impossible but you can make threads that are universally engaging if you think ,,can almost anyone relate to this"

>>938024824
it is though because there was another picture that showed the candy bar.

>>938024850
Yeah nah cope

>>938024884
I found it. that doesn't look like any poop I've ever seen it looks like a candy bar

>>938024967
seen that before

>>938003439 (OP)
This. Bon Appétit.

>>938017674
What a faggy hair.

>>938025538
>necrobump
sad

Pocket haunters

Rap music is good

https://youtu.be/gugLeObKX2s?si=NZm_gE5BnWPlu3gW

>>938028218
Damn that girl in the pink shirt is hot

Pugs in a blanket

>>938029381
Yummy yummy in my jewish tummy

>>938003439 (OP)
I'm just thinking of making an omelette

>>938029904
that colt 45 snoop light up sign with the wires just haphazardly strung down the wall is quality wall art

>>938030771
thanks it wasn't cheap

>>938030935
i mean it isn't he posts it maybe 50x now

You know, I wish that I had Tesla's girl
I wish that I had Tesla's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?

(Where is Nuri?)

>>938031412
Testify, nigga

>>938031437
the hope is that shane sees one of the many hairstyles i make for him and decides to try it out in real life

>>938031166
Dubs logged, throte clogged

>>938031530
Do incel Shane

>>938031703
That just looks like regular Shane

>>938031723
you set it up for me

>>938031740
I know. You're welcome.

>>938031767
Do spottemgottem Shane

>>938031838
what's that

>>938003439 (OP)
Fruits n shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EM33JlqDhU

>>938031889
lol it knows, but it doesn't know how ridiculous

best i can do

>>938032372
Get a clog

Hi Shanesmith

its funny because 'shane smith' is both a full name and an occupation

>>938032372
Make hoarder Shane

>>938032753
hi, here's a custom hand crafted shane I made just for you

Wow

>>938033937
Whoreder in the court

>>938034432
Do keeping up appearances Shane

>>938034432
Why didn’t you edit this one?

>>938034486
>>938034525
i forgot to hit the gork button

>>938034794
Mind the pedestrian, Richard

Iron man shane

>>938034794
Magician Shane. Rat out of a hat

>>938034794
Gabby Petito Shane

What happened to shanesmith? Did he fall asleep forever like Nuri and Kombuchan?

>>938036333
He's a literal nigger. Nobody cares about this spammed thread the foids are boring and played out. This is a spammed thread for a discord group everyone ignores that thinks they're important

>>938036333
I’m not asleep

>>938036987
Nobody cares your thread is logfag spam and you're boring give up

whores becoming anon(challenge literally impossible they'd rather watch 4chan die)

>15hr thread
lolol dead threads

>>938037395
It's lit

>>938037644
like a seance kek shits dead