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Workplace Proficiency Edition

2 gross for me

goodbye 4 now

E is so mercurial

E died and became a skeleton so that he wouldn't have to get a job.

>>938006899
bye

nick = homosex

cat = heterosex

There are only 10 genders

floof

dream of fatal car accident, adventures as a ghost

hmm

>>938008812

This is more or less how my dream cat saga began.

>>938008844
They frequently speak about controlling their dreams so obviously they want to be in a fatal car crash.

something like that

>>938008874

I had a dream of being at a con with non-descript friends and at one point a bunch of busty women.

>>938008874

I don't know what control, if any, I have. I just know that I wake up happy when I dream of being a magical cat.

For the most part, I am able to separate fantasy from reality.

But I will admit that, every once in a while, I get a little nervous when driving in the rain.

Well, it's time to go to work. (I doubt if there will be any on-the-job yiffing, but one can hope.)

>>938008915

Nice

>>938008894
A most eloquent cat, thank you for your patronage.

i got donuts from the bakery

>>938011167
you like donuts don't you

>>938011189
yes

who doesn't

donuts are fuel for people like me

>>938011383
acab

My coworkers are so scared of me, they assume I'm pissed even when I'm not.

>>938011444
no lube cavity search for you

>>938011473
you do seem to have a hair trigger

>>938011584
no I don't
fuck you

>>938011473
they don't want you shooting the place

I think I'm the only one here without mental problems

>>938009060

The inside of this work desktop is a clusterfuck but I was able to use 2 ram sticks I had lying around

>>938012151

I hate customers

well customers are not very fond of you either. I kid i imagine ur a gud person

I am not

and then I died

now we have 2 liches

>>938013400
>I hate customers
worst kind of pest

>>938014400
indeed

2 liches
2 witches
2 bitches
okay maybe just 1 bitch

>>938013325

):<

I meant me btw lol

Man moths?

>>938015121
how you doin deeb?

>>938015256
eeh oki i guess, u?

>>938015291
fine I guess
trying to be patient as the HRT works its magic
hoping I get even shorter and end up like 5'0 lol

takes its time

i doubt you'll lose much being small to begin with

yeah that's what I was thinking
but I was even smaller as a baby than my sisters who are 4'10" and 5'1"
so there's a chance

gay

not gay to be smol
I still get mistaken for a child, so I may as well live it up a bit
being 5' would be cute

what would happen if you stopped taking your whore moans?

I would probably feel like shit as I'm finally adjusting to it

>>938015989
>I would probably feel like shit
So..............totally normal for you.

>>938016026
no
some days are okay

>>938016042
>some days are okay

I want someone to pick me up

No

>>938016246
only a matter of time until you start getting into baby roleplay

>>938016957
no
I've just come to appreciate being smol

>>938015245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUJ8r4ReHog

>>938017036
your real mom never gave you love so you want someone to provide you that but sexually

you want a big woman to dominate and pamper you

you have a mommy fetish and you want to be the baby

>>938017246
yes to everything except the baby thing because that's weird

needy

>>938017368
same

gay-er

Linux has gotten too mainstream. Time to hop to BSD.

>>938017291
all you have to do is go to a gym and whore yourself to women just know and buff dominating female you end up with will beat the absolute shit outta you if you piss them off even during a relationship

>>938017785
just know any *buff dominating female

texas is now arresting democrats lol

>>938018643
democrat lawmakers I mean

>>938006815 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag

>>938018643
Will the Democrats uphold any non-partisan principles next election or stoop down to the level of Trump?

>>938017785
I was still born male, so trying to fight me would be a bad idea
also nobody goes to the gym to hookup
porn isn't real life

>>938019344
stand outside the gym then

>I was still born male, so trying to fight me would be a bad idea

you really think your stick body having ass is going to win fights with a buff females?

>>938019906
yes

maybe on planet retard

this is planet retard

I dare a buff bitch to fight me
I'm still a god damn dwarven menace

oh fuk

lesbian violence

>>938017610
oh i like this

incel to troon pipeline is too real

>>938020569
lol

it's always been voluntary
stay the fuck away from me

voluntarily committed

no that was actually involuntary

can't get pussy? become the pussy

always have been

you are what you eat

I need to actually do some work tomorrow
fucking insomnia then sleeping 8 more hours into the afternoon fucks everything up

go eep

I'm not tired
I just don't know what to do
I'm still dying to play WoW again

>>938021076
I mean, yeah
You're looking to be an IT guy in the SF bay area? Holy shit man

>>938020835
Sunshine is an asshole?

>>938021779
>>938021779
>>938021779