I came to the realization today that I've came in more girls butts than I have pussies.
I'm really glad anal and butt stuff is so popular now. I love it. I love eating ass, fingering, fucking. A cute girls dirty ass is a poor mans viagra.
I of course like having my ass eaten too. I'm in my mid 30s and I can't believe how many girls have licked my ass on the first date.
2025 might not be a great time in history but if you're like me, it's a great time to be alive and hooking up.
I hooked up with a type 1 diabetic girl earlier this year, 5ft nothing, her ass was the sweetest I've ever tasted.
She had a choking kink "hurts so good"
she was taking my cock in her tight little ass by the nights end.
I hooded up with a butterface about a month ago. She fingered my ass while blowing me on the couch for a solid 45 mins.
We went into the bedroom, she didn't want to bone but I ate her ass and rubber her pussy until she came twice. After, she had a lustful look in her eyes. She dove for my ass, ate it while jerking me off, told her to shove her tongue as deep as she could while I came. She left happy.
Had a Jamaican FWB for a bit. She loved eating ass as much as me. Literally had a weekend where we spent the whole time buried in each others butts. She was the first girl who farted on my tongue. She was also the first girl I farted on her tongue. She was a lot of fun, little off though. She wanted her pussy lips stretched out.

Butts!

I got divorced about 5 years ago and started dating again. Some of the girls were younger than me and I was SHOCKED at how readily they'd talk about anal sex and eating ass. I never even planned on this being part of my regular sex life, hell I'd only done it once back in the early 2000's with a drunk girlfriend. Current girlfriend loves anal and it was almost worth giving up half of my 401k in the divorce to reach this level of happiness.

>>938008246
My last GF was a curvey latina. Had a 9.2/10 ass.
Was a complete anal virgin.
First time I ate her ass she squirted.
From then on she was never the same.
She would request anal and sometimes would just take my cock and shove it in her ass (my favorite)
She told me later that she was getting worried because she wasn't able to cum unless I was touching her asshole in some way.
This of course turned me on like no other.
I started calling her my butt slut.
She would ask me what I wanted every now and again. It eventually got to the point where I said "you know what I want, you don't need me to tell you." and she shoved her face into my ass.
She used a toy on me while sucking my cock a few times but I'll never forget slamming into her ass for hours as she just moaned and came and squirted and convulsed.
The crazy ones always fuck the best. She ended up attacking me with a hammer

>>938008679
>She ended up attacking me with a hammer
Average experience with a Latina. All of my wife's sisters are half Mexican and crazy as all fuck.

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>>938007552
Love when girls have bumps like this. Anybody else?

>>938007256 (OP)
I like when guys say that

>>938007256 (OP)
>She fingered my ass
super mega fucking GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>938009423
A girl touching your butt hole is gay?

>>938007256 (OP)
Why lick where poop come?

>>938009485
yes, getting penetrated is gay, what, does she shove a dildo down your throat too and bends you over to peg you? you're having the gay experience

>>938009578
Don't put your dick anywhere you wouldn't put your tongue.

>>938009623
Toys are much different than a finger. Why are you so prude? Explore a little. Liking butt stuff isn't gay unless it's with a guy.
Having a cute little girls warm tongue on your ass just feels amazing. No other word to describe it.

>>938007256 (OP)
I get this all the time, you ever masturbated to a girl's butt?
The most i've ever gotten is a girl who was really into it but it was just a casual encounter

>>938009578

>>938007256 (OP)
Women eating guy ass=gay. Youre a fag.
I love eating girl ass and fucking it as much as the next guy, but dont be gay dude. It's gross.

>>938007256 (OP)
Larping at its finest.

>>938007256 (OP)
Gave them AIDS?

Based butthole lover

>>938007256 (OP)
a couple of months ago i had a dream where i was a girl and was riding my boyfriend's member like a horse in a field