Thread 938009005

>>938009005 (OP)
holy shit i think i get it now

post the good anita

Every time Tyrone Slothrop gets an erection a rocket strikes that location a few days later.

>>938009005 (OP)
why did god waste such a fine body on someone who is asexual and freaked out by gooners?

>>938009361
everyone is freaked out by gooners

Tina wears thongs

>>938009509
I expected no less

Where Is that pepo pic from?

all streamers are hoes

>>938009639
I believe twitter, probably posted while drunk and then swiftly deleted, but not before our valiant archivists saved it to be distributed to the masses.

>>938009665
naturally, it's a job that's fundamentally about selling yourself as a person to the public

bonniesticks

>>938009361
>asexual
sure buddy

>>938009665
just like hoes irl their first instinct is to lie about their bfs

Live later maybe

>>938009765
you think she's lying to twitch chat to make herself less appealing?

yo if ur only option is to eat over-processed slop then ur better off just not eating until you can get some real food or if it's too expensive just eat less

Why does she (pepo) wear the mask?

>>938009509
*snaps it with my finger*

have you guys seen any streams with 24 fps? i'm curious to see how it would work on twitch

>>938009262
wat does this mean

damn i wish i could eat at casa de pepo

>>938010131
yeah it looks like 24fps

>>938010209
it's a gravity's rainbow reference aintnoway he read that shit

>>938010262
niggas really stay doubting carmanon

read the lily dad

>>938010262
I started it yesterday after I finished Pale Fire

>>938010262
o ic i would say im optimistic and he might've read it but idk if hes even read tha thing tha anon kept asking him to read like every week

he will never finish the iliad just to spite me

mmm sprite

i wanna smell pepo breath i hope she brushes her teeth

i hope she doesnt

i wanna

>>938009816
farming sympathy from simps she knows what she is doing why do you think shes heavily focusing on beauty standards

freak

>>938009005 (OP)
Whose this?

>>938010696
mine

>>938010696
maya higa

>>938010696
y0dawgmayais

>>938010696
strwb

>>938010696
Mayaneth Higaru

>>938010696
whose what now

>>938010696
strwb gf

>>938010485
that's not a freaking sprite god you make me so angry

>>938010820
sprite

>>938009005 (OP)
hoooly i get it now

>>938009005 (OP)
It finally dawned on me

>>938009163
>>938010923
>>938011022
apes driven by nothing more than the lust that forms in their primal brains

>>938011022
corset buff

>>938011061
-_-

>>938011022
dirty dishes be like

>>938011092
kek

>>938010346
i lub u
>>938010423
spite? Au contraire, I hace immense respect for you. I easily could have lied and claimed that I did finish the Iliad and faked some knowledge with chatgpt or something, but instead I give you the truth. I didn't read that shit.

you guys think bf6 is gonna deliver

>>938011208
0% chance

>>938011208
nah its ea

>>938011208
thread has fucked me up to the point that I see "6" in a post and initially assume it's some third world schizo post

>>938010705
>>938010783
Fine dont tell me then

>>938011208
>do you think a triple A game made after 2015 has a chance to be good
no

>>938011326
literally same KEK

>>938009005 (OP)
I dont think her waist is that thin I recall her wearing those creepy things to thin it, a corset. Nice boobies tho.
>cut marks
Of course, she just keeps disappointing me

>>938011130
lub u 2
>>938011208
i don usually play fps's like tha but i saw a guy die on the hill of balence over realism refering to the ultimax100 and complaining about no recoil also seeing movement fags getting mad and vice versa i also feel if they mess this up its kinda ober either way it wont effect me tho id be nice if ppl got there beloved bf experience nowadays

>>938009787
Posts like these make me think it's her posting here.
>imagine this being my wife
Bros how would I stop her from streaming so shes all mine?

>>938011161
Very cute

>>938011435
>Posts like these make me think it's her posting here.
Wait, you didnt know?

>>938011361
6elle? I want to see her feet too :O

>>938011461
Know what?

kek he doesn't know

he doesn't know

el no sabe

>>938011420
emi has really nice legs and feet.

what is the psychology behind foot and armpit fetishism?

>>938009719
Knowing Pepo she's definitely paranoid alas the only good enough paranoia to prevent this is to never post said pics in the first place. Or does she think she can post the pic and delete it quick enough that a bot can't scrape her twitter quickly enough to save it?

>>938011710
>>938011711
>>938011794
Reeee tell me!!!!

i hope mizkif talked some sense into mar about her attitude towards streaming

>>938012055
hopefully he didn't doom talk her even more
I feel like he was one of the main reasons she isolated so much after that twitchcon
probably took his "streamers are not your friends and are not too be trusted" spiel a little too literally

>>938011999
>she's definitely paranoid
why

gang is it true that man has nothing but what god has decreed

Mar vs Emiru, which is prettier? Let me rephrase that, you are the last man on earth and can only have one of them, which do you pick?

the noose

>>938012249
get crucified qadariyyah

>>938012168
kek idk if hes entirely wrong but he should probably clarify it doesnt mean dont talk to any streamers yeah

God is a woman

I don't view religious people as human

>>938011475
I just wanna see her out of these sanctified threads

>>938012346
Mar of course, she's younger, has a better body and wide hips, she can birth more children.

>>938012346
It would be immoral and irresponsible for the last man on earth to choose a mate solely on the basis of physical appearance. We must prioritize the health of our offspring to repopulate the planet.

>>938012394
Al-Ikhlas 1-4

>>938012249
The only thing i have gotten from god is just mockery and grudge

>>938009787
why cant she be mine!!!!!!! im gonna go cry in a corner lads, anyone wanna join in on the pity fest knowing none of these streamers will ever date us?

>>938012478
never speak like this to a real person freak

>>938012511
Book for faggots

>>938012547
Al-Furqan 25-63

>>938012346
the one with the sexo tummy

do you think your fu took part in wash yo monkey monday today

>>938012632
Al-Baqarah 2-83

>>938012825
you shoulda seen her monkey joe rogan

>>938012846
Sahih al-Bukhari 5134

Men who like cute feet and/or enjoy having toes in their mouths in certain points during intercourse have a tendency to have higher IQs than the mean, like in the 150-180 range

reminder denims is about to be broke and homeless, ready and desperate to attach herself to any man that gives her attention

>>938013097
who

>>938012953
bukhari is not word of god do not blind follow hadiths brother

>>938013089
damn i always knew i was smart

post lily toes

>>938013125
saying this would get your head chopped off in some countries

>>938013131
poki if she asian

>>938013186
Not in mine alhamduliLlah

>>938013097
u mean pepo?

>>938013182
this is a crime actually
>>938013205
dunno if i see that dawg

>>938013131
her big toe kinda TOOO big, not very aesthetic

>>938012621
dat u mar?

>>938013131
>used to dm her
kek

>>938012346
Mar 100%. Mar has a cute voice too. She would bear me many children. Riding down the wasteland in this thing with a pregnant Mar sitting in the side cab, yeah that'd be fun

>>938013317
pretty pls

>>938013330
damn not him but just looked at her feet
you aren't wrong

>>938013182
I don't have any lily toes saved. Take this substitute instead.

>>938013545
thx itll do

>>938013330
get toemogged insecure footlet
>>938013426
she showed up randomly on my tl yesterday you should have hit when you had the chance

>>938013182
everybody is slacking

pokis toes need to be caged

>mar only has about 14k followers on instagram
is that normal? i expect more from someone like her yet the stacy that liked me irl isn't super far below her count

hnnnng caged for poki

>>938013663
she's been losing followers for a while now because she only posts going live stories

>>938013663

had a bit of a formula going for about a week where she posted ragebait reels that got a ton of views but then stopped
or she could just post some skin pics like a normal egirl

>>938009005 (OP)
>self harm scars on her wrist
that's the sexiest part

just wanna hug her

>>938013577
nah shes "that" type of women very material, dudes on her throne just give her money for any small attention and she hates it but money

wanna hug and feel her tits too

i dont like feet

>>938014109
i don't like you

>>938014109
certified low iq

i like pits

>>938013826
the stacy barely even posts, isnt even good looking anymore. still no idea what she saw in me.

>>938013901
>doesnt post skin
bery cute. would date. what konda ragebaot was she posting?

>>938013995
waow a hot streamer that likes free money and gifts but hates her viewers....

i like breasts

>>938014364
....

>>938014344
kek! my list isnt long but most girls fail it. anymore?

>>938014247
Pitties

>>938014344
i only have 2 requirements and one of them is optional
>don't be morbidly obese
>be nice to me*

>>938014520
wouldnt really call this ragebait but the few reels she made did get quite a lot of views

>>938014629
>don't be morbidly obese
already axed half the dating pool or more if you're in the US

>>938014629
is that really it though, what if shes a fucking slob, or cant do basic things like cooking? idk shit like that is a turn off for me

>>938014364
kek i think a lot of streamers secretly hate their viewers and want their money. i watched one guy just drag his feet through the stream. completely half assing it including the game i was there to watch. he just sat there acting like it's a real big hassle to do either activity but more focused on chat. who even subs to people like that?

>>938014693
just look at how many guys love pepo

>>938010885
whos this

>>938014658
i dont see how this would even get a lot of views besides
>pretty, i must click, like, and sub!

>>938014742
dudes are not exempt from the "I can save her" mentality

>>938014756
yungelderberry

>>938014742
if we're being honest pepo is better at cleaning and cooking than the huge majority chicks her age
which says more about the other chicks not her I guess

>>938014850
love me some yeb

>>938014344
I have several requirements but the following quadruple combo causes most women to fail
>be a virgin
>not fat
>no tats
>under 25
And just like that maybe 90%+ of women have been disqualified worldwide

>we got the classic mid 2010 incel itt today
how daring

>>938014691
i don't mind if they're bigger than me since a lot of g irls are but i don't want a girl who is super fat like the kind of fat where they have that arm roll that covers their elbows
>>938014711
i kinda get it i mean look at how obnoxious the average chat is but at the same time it's gotta be way better than a regular job so they should suck it up

>>938014984
if you want a virgin under 25 you better be in that age range too, or extremely good looking, otherwise it might be over for you

>>938014742
nah i like pepo but she's a real slob. she definitely needs to fix that, i will not put up with that if she was my stay at home wife. she's got no job so i better come home to a nice and tidy place.

>>938014922
if true then that's fucking terrible. i have little knowledge in cooking and cleaning and i do a better job then her. the way she handled that raw chicken was offputting.

NEW MAR SHORT GO LIKE GO NOW MAR SHORT PRESS LIKE GO

>>938015196
no

>>938015100
zoomettes have shown interest and hit on me despite being in my 30s and im not even good looking.

>>938015196
post a gif of you (mar) blowing me a kiss, maybe then you get a like?

who gone tell him

todt talk about "zoomettes"

>>938015067
how would you know what the mid 2010s were like you were 5 years old back then

>>938015281
that's called aura

this hot zoomette showed interest in me the other day. ended up buying her a drink, never saw her again after that tho

>>938015281
tell them how old you are zoomettes love older men

yeah like chris hemsworth not balding burnouts kek

>>938015094
trust me you dont want a fatty. its disgusting when they're that big and you're just a string bean even worse when they're tall and still look bigger than a 7' man of average weight. its really disgusting seeing that, nope, nope, nope. id rather be single than being seen dating something like that. its made worse when theres no boobies or butt to speak off despite the weight

idk how much streaming pays but it must be good to have so many people trying to get big off it. shame it doesnt feel like the old days where i could watch a youtuber and it felt like they genuinely enjoyed the game rather than just playing it to get money from people seeking parasocial friendships or simps.

all i get is late 20s-early 30s chicks who wouldn't have pissed on me if i were on fire 10 years ago fml

>>938015405
what is that? the only difference i notice is that i stick out compared to the other men shopping. i guess you could say, i look put together?

>>938015524
idk i look younger than i am so long as i am shaved

>>938015196
guess there's no stream then

>>938015723
you will eat those words

rare amber

peach

If you're in school, you're spending more time around available women than you probably will at any other point in your life. Take advantage of it

>>938015606
im getting attention from 18-27 year olds. not a lot but its more pretty ones than when i was younger

>>938015756
hope so
but also inb4 miz told her she cant go live until he has and she takes it seriously

mar ate her schedule

>>938015859
thanks im gonna kms now

well well well

>>938016131
-__-

>>938016114
im surprised she doesnt have a bigger internet following, ive known about her for awhile. i think she is very popular in jp though

no

i wish i didnt like feet
none of you will ever understand... my suffering...

think i'm going to start listening to the cure

>>938016276
this but just women in general

i wish i wasn't so lonely

>>938016359
try to find a small streamer. under 80 viewers is the sweet spot

>>938016359
start following women in the park

>>938016359
>>938016480
>>938016494
its so over for us isnt it

maybe
maybe not

>>938016351
can feel youve been pondering on that one for a bit

>>938016517
its a post modernity world. accept it and find your new happiness

>>938016173
yeah that's weird, she has perfect physique and face

>>938016517
nah i'm doing pretty good

is it morally wrong to sexually harass your mom if its her fault the way she raised you

is it morally wrong to imagine none of melina's offspring inheriting her blonde hair, blue eyes or white skin?

>>938015929
any girl with a Labubu instantly feels basic af

>>938016668
alex's pov

look what you did now

>>938016590
Yeah I'm surprised shes not being gooned here more

60 fps hells kitchen makes my eyes hurt

>>938016706
she streams as well. not often though maybe a few times a month

melina breeding black...

I would never sexually harass my mom because that's disgusting but for real I think the way she raised me was very bad and is probably the root cause of the issues I have with women as an adult. if id had a better mom i probably wouldn't even be here, you know what go ahead and sexually harass your mom I don't care

>>938016649
it's a labubu gf vs sonny angel gf world

>>938016619
naaah ts tuff

>>938016749
didn't get enough attention on your first post huh?

>>938016802
no :(
so thank you for the (You)

my mom is pretty awesome sorry you guys are fucked up

>>938016803
type of girl the groomer anon would post

>>938016797
hot slut

why would i fuck my hand when theres perfectly good mom pussy in the next room

QTCinderella is wife material. That is all.

_____ ___ ___

>>938016878
I prefer her big RTX tits

I bet Mar is dressed and in full makeup sitting at her computer debating whether she can press the Go Live button or not

>>938017017
you on your fourth divorce or something

>>938017058
actually probably lol

QT was twerking making cheesecake yesterday and this plebian is still using Melina for his bbc posting

>>938016668
kek

>>938017070
no?

i just spent 80k on some hermès bags
50k more on chanel

>>938017241
>"things that never happened for 500 alex"

>>938017195
Do the new video gets better if i knew who was jerma?

>>938017241
don't you need an invite to buy those expensive hermes bags?

MAR

>>938009787
:O

I feel it in my bones when you takin out my semen
I purchased a couple cashmere sweaters this evenin

i want a hermes trismegistus bag

totally random question and out of the blue, related to nothing, but...

Do you guys like the videos of your streamers? I just wish they were funnier like her streams

>>938017166
non-retard version

>>938017335
nobody watch jerma

>>938017538
elaborate on what you mean

>>938017552
still looks retarded to me

>>938017583
Is just that i feel that her videos are biased into certain type of humor cuz the main (and only) editor she has and that i feel a lot of things that make her funny are left out

to riches from rags i just believed in myself and somehow i made it out the block

>>938017538
I don’t even watch streamers, I just jerk to their tummies lol

>>938017699
based

>>938017684
i mean a streamers youtube videos do live and die by the editor. since its the editors humor not the streamers. honestly if you think you can do better you should try, I've seen plenty of editors get replaced because someone understoof the streamer better than the official one

pedo

>>938017779
I know, but i guess i would feel terrible sniping them... and it also feels bad saying that they kinda suck at what they do, i rather just hidepainharold it

the aulfaerys story is gonna get buried

>>938017888
nah dont feel bad just go for it. the truth is that if you snipe them and get picked the streamer also felt that you were better. if anything you might even pressure the editor to get better too.

>>938018036
Tldr?

>>938018036
actual cult shit
initiate the most popular new member into the higher level and then shun them for not being worthy and ban all speak of it

>>938018036
it won't get buried because people here will never shut the fuck up about it

>>938017798
shes cute got more?

>>938018103
saw someone ask and they just laughed

why are french people the way that they are? do they realize everyone hates them?

Aulfaerys o7

>>938018236
I agree fellow redditor. same thing with those italians

>>938018236
who hurt you and who are you talking about really?

>>938018232
One is actually good looking the other one looks like some kind of gerbil you can figure out yourself which is which

I've met four Frenchman in my life and only hated three of them.

>>938017839
Oh hey , I made this!

>>938018232
pepo lookin good

Anybody else enjoying a couple of 20 dollar beers at the airport after flying all the way across the country to help Tina learn how to draw hands, by holding her hand all day: https://youtu.be/M11SvDtPBhA?feature=shared

>>938018384
You made this? No I made this :D

sho is sitting 10ft away from me i can see him typing up his posts at the airport what do i do

>>938018360
gerbils are cute though

haven't seen this fit in a long time

>>938018046
Nah, i'm too lazy

when did sho ditch is previous twitchfu? i never saw him announce it just saw his food post

>>938018483
post ur pp

>>938018232
whats the speed on these

>>938018525
real shit i get that

>>938018221
there's a lot on fapello su peachymilky

>>938017771
gah me! gah me!

>>938018578
times 3 i think

And I deserve to be by myself
'Cause I've gone too far
And I started too young
To give up
And even if I changed
It would be too late
I exposed my ways

>mentions fapello
>actual 40 yr old

>>938018743
so i've been on this board for like a year now, and for the longest time i've used the randomizer app that generates a new random pass phrase every 2 minutes or something that way

weeooweeoowee

weeooweeoowee

weeooweeoowee

like a cop car

french people live to be unhappy and are miserable faggots who smoke and drink and eat snails

>>938019228
sound kinda based to me

i'm miserable but do not smoke or drink

>>938019228
did a frenchman break your heart?

6elle's sisters

>>938019040
Bonnie always has the best fakes

>>938019461
aegis stuff thats lit

>>938019461
Better 6elles

>>938019563
She has a 10 inch cock and you can figure out which one of the 2 it actually is that has one

>>938019461
left is hotter

viewercount inflated by otk schizos saj

>>938019563
Anon if you love me one bit please refrain yourself of posting any of these girls

>>938019732
gonna be happy when they fuck off already saw one typing pedokif in her chat

>>938019264
Not as baste as playing mahjong on the airplane all the way from Burlington to LA. And now thinking about making a last minute trip on the Pork Wagon Express to Kowloon Bay, for some drunken gambling, and perhaps, accidentally getting entered into a unreasonably high stakes martial arts Kumite: https://youtu.be/9tPoRKrrym8?feature=shared

>>938019727
correct

>>938019768
They aren't leaving anytime soon now that she interacted with Miz again in real life

>>938019768
that's just broly, he did the same thing on her twitter months ago

tfw no pics from wedding

>>938019481
>>938019511
need her so bad

>>938019563
>>938019738
don't listen to him and post more!!

Caroline is so smart and sexy

I’m going to produce a movie and cast 6elle she reminds me of Winona Ryder

>>938019951
tfw no liam simp gf that tries to make me be like him

>>938019922
Everyone saw that coming

>>938020039
400 sex scenes real sex only

>>938020119
Irreversible style

>>938020116
someone gotta say something like u looked nice in that pink dress

I love lilypichu
https://voca.ro/1aYHa7S89DlN

>>938020166
Go ahead

>>938020166
youre not supposed to know she looked good unless youre a stalker schizo kek

>>938020231
exactly

>>938019922
Did she say something? i cant fucking watch rn

>>938020231
IDCATILMSMIH

>>938020255
she's talking about it but there are no images so far and its unlikely there will be

>>938020310
I know for a fact she tooks pics in the dress, thats just a girl thing. But yea we're never seeing them SADGE

>>938020363
She said in offline chat she never takes pics of herself which is just a quick and easy way to say fuck no I am not sharing any pictures of me looking good with the chat

wait do girls…… not have balls?

>>938020417
yes, but they are on the inside

>>938020186
do u think she'll do this again on stream if i ask nicely

>>938020417
they call them ovaries

>>938020449
no she has a girlfriend now

Yeah dawg they're called gonads. It was a real issue when I was trying to read Plotinus because he kept talking about the monad, and I kept thinking gonad and laughing.

>>938020442
>>938020470
so when a girl goes to scratch her balls… how does that work?

>>938020449
maybe if she were drunk and single, shes too obsessed with what other people think so now shes a closet slut

I wis Rae have balls...

>>938020584
iliad page check???

>>938014595
poki pitties >

>>938020186
https://youtu.be/W8hjnklrK1g?t=42

fast food clam chowder 3am on a tuesday 7 people packed in the hatchback

i just don’t understand what’s at the bottom of a vagina

>>938020186
>>>/wsg/5937300

>>938020728
blasting the smiths

>>938020752
none of us ever will

They closed the local 7/11

mar is in some pictures at least

>>938020600
they take pills if they itch

>>938020668
You don't want to know

>>938020859
i'm gonna have to watch a fucking miz stream to see this shit aren't i

>>938020868
body hair length check???

>>938020793
i didn't realize she was a hapa, or maybe i did and i forgot

>>938020846
7/11 on its way out man its fucking grim

>>938020896
normally I'd say wrong thread but i can let this slide

>>938020927
Its obvious same with kwoli

>>938020667
No need to wish for it she already does she just hides them extremely well

>>938020960
why

>>938020728
it will NEVER happen

i have balls...................i just shaved them too.........

>>938020970
i think i forgor

>>938020956
I had to violently throw up all night because of their selfishness

>>938021002
because I've jerked to many times to many variations of her and I'm horny

>>938020728
3am diner chilie on a cold day with the boys

>>938020994
mmm looks very nice

consider the lily of the valley

>>938021039
yeah now the market calls for gas sation/corner stores with "heightened" "fresh" food options even though it's the same fucking frozen slop like everything else except without the sovl of 7/11

7/11 FOREVER AND ALWAYS

>>938020793
whoever posted this in chat is absolutely based af

>>938009402
this

>>938020868
I'm like a gorilla.
>>938020584
Also after a little bit more thought I have determined that one can draw a symbolic link between anatomical gonads and the platonic idea of the monad. Gonads facilitate the process of embryogenesis, they literally bring new beings into creation, just as all creation ultimately stems from the monad. Good talk.

>>938021123
You looked now you have to suck it those are the rules anon

>>938021131
i don’t care about the food i care about the steel reserve 211

>>938021194
Bald.

>>938021194
>I'm like a gorilla.
you have a 2 inch dick and cum in a minute?

>>938021194
Congrats you now understand the unholy 11 and Crowley’s underlining true work

>>938020728
how about some drive-thru poutine with the boys?

my 7/11 somehow how violates all health codes but is still in business

>>938021273
exactly

>>938021350
if im edging then yea i can make it to a minute

alright cunt with the cars pipe it down with the fucking leafblower

we, the emiru community, wanna stream snipe accost azn qt girls and force them to kiss us

guys idk if i can still support carm after seeing that video of her saying nigger and nigga so much

>>938021494
kinda looks like cinna

alright which one of you FREAKS was being weird to mar at twitchcon

>>938021530
me

>>938021161
rember

>>938009005 (OP)
Alright here's how it goes.

>>938021628
>>938021628

>>938021350
No I mean I have esfand level body hair. My member is bigger than even that of Tyrone Slothrop.
>>938021368
I still think he had some good ideas and I still sometimes read his stuff. I think it aligns really well with the philosophers that I find persuasive. But frankly I don't vibe at all with his presentation and aesthetics, and his modern day followers are super cringe. Like I think Crowley was grasping at truth, but it's wrapped up in imagery and symbolism that I don't like