Celeb
Nobody Saw It

Cock is out.

PARKER IS PISSED!!!

>>938009407
is that real???

Midney Sweeney has mid jeans

FUCK ALICE

>>938009523
the greatest of jeans

tuck phallus

>>938009407
who is that

>>938009572
Not a celeb, pedophile

>>938009643
Kely Ortega

Wash the dishes faster, parker.

>>938009643
Markiplier

Playing some Midjora's Mask with Midney Sweeney cheers.

>>938009733
she looks like that ugly deformed kid from that system of a down music video

>>938009631
there are 2 people in this picture

>>938009779
She is that ugly deformed kid from that system of a down music video

>>938009805
>>938009733
Not a celeb. Fuck off to a socials thread, pedophile

>>938009798
mhm, i'm under the desk

>>938010073
>she

>>938010073
pp

>>938009342
Pedophile

>>938010087
she is cute and i want to feel her penis harden in my mouth

>>938010113
mhm

Pickle Princess

>>938010174
Not a celeb, fuck off

>>938010143
story time : explaining how "she" was leaking precum

Good thread.

>>938010297
Fuck off

>>938010294
there once was a princess with a cute wand. her devoted servant loved to kiss, lick, and suck it, which would cause a sweet dew to drip from the end. as this loving service continued, the princess' wand became harder and needier until it spewed a creamy treat down the servant's throat, giving the princess immeasurable pleasure and fulfillment. the end.

>This is what they consider >= 5/10.
/cel/ is lost.

Hunter is hot af

>>938010441
Not a celeb

>>938010421
must repent and do a blacked ad now
it's only right to be hated by both groups

STUPID FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS THAT GET TO CALL ME CRACKER

>>938010514
You think she deserves BLACKED? lmao
That ship has sailed.

Just call them a nigger. What's the deal.

>>938010380
that's a story with a happy ending. i'm here for her bad cruel ending of cumming hands free on the floor!

>>938010582
>>938010559
Not celebs, pedos

>>938010633
They're pedos?

Just ran out of iced coffee.

I am PISSED.

>>938010580
you would ruin an adorable girl's orgasm for your own sick gratification? what is this world coming to?

>>938010778
Jeeesus the sun roasted her like a marshmallow.

>>938010749
absolutely. that pp is getting slapped.

>>938010749
I just want to fuck his tits. They are exquisite.

>>938010827
Make me cum

>>938010816
noooo

you's s'posed to kiss it, then caress it as you make gentle love to her ;_;

>>938010831
everyone's so lewd today

>>938010870
(.)(.)

>>938010870
Make me cum

+91 92014 42682

>>938010198
Who’s feet are these?

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>>938010903
some people are just abusive. better luck next time.

ping me +91 92014 42682

>>938010989
That's gonna sting in the morn.

>>938010714
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>>938010951
>>938011016
Who's the schizo that keeps posting shitty pics of this toad?

>>938010998
the thing is, well...if i was hunter, i wouldn't mind being treated that way. but i don't think i'd have the heart to do it to her. (^///^)

>>938011054
this guy

>>938010870
My penis isn't currently out but that can be fixed quite quickly given the right set of criteria.

>>938010441
moar

>>938011076
He is in charge of all of us.

I would suck Hunter’s penis on national TV, while my grandmother was watching at home.

>>938011054
you must be new here

>>938010870

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>>938011095
how can that be when this woman owns your balls?

>>938011097
Very good

>>938011110
O w O

>>938011079
hottest republican

We go to work, our Boss is there.
We go to school, our Principal is there.
We go to our apartment, our Landlord is there.
We go to out dojo, our Sensei is there.

We go to /cel/, our KING is there.

>>938011097
the first part is natural and entirely relatable

the second is...um...don't do dat

>>938011074
a cruel guy will even fuck her into a leg shaking orgasm against the wall
pros and cons

>>938011076
So this is just a containment thread for his mental illness? Got it. Enjoy.

kill yourself alice

>>938011220
i would love that.

um...doing that. i would love doing that. <.<

>>938011244
This is the main containment thread but he also uses Starlet threads and sometimes built for dilf threads.

>>938010778
>>938010989
Fuck off pedo, not a celeb

>>938010559
I just ran out of iced coffee, now you have to milk me and make me cum so that I feel better.

>>938011316
why is the stupid dyke there

>>938011343
emma roberts is straight.

>>938011306
the whole reason she went through all the trouble to look like this

shit thread

>>938011175
>We go to our apartment, our Landlord is there.
This is the most homeless you’ve ever sounded lmao.
>our KING is there.
Homeless and a minimum-wagie, our “king” is a real serf-made man.

>>938011218
>>938011128
She needs to see it, it’s not the 1960s any more. Monday Night Girlcock is appointment viewing in primetime

Ya go home, you rule over yourself in the only real way you can, if you arent homeless


LOL

>>938011316
>>938011354
roberts is ua in that shoot.

Entire thread is just feeding people who aren't posting celebs.
Not a whole lot of motivation to contribute.

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>>938011389
And yet someone He's able to dominate you.
Curious.

>>938011416
Kris10 mogs everyone in that quartet

>>938011407
so fucking what?

>>938011489
so fuck the fuck off nonce faggot

He's so cute, isn't he

>>938011336
Why don't we all just stop making celeb thread, let this faggot make his own celeb thread and let him rot in there? Cause he clearly have too much time in his hands if he is doing it for years now, clearly unemployable and infirm. Incel is now calling himself a king lmfao

>>938011486
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>>938011546
Yes.

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>>938011336
Jesus.
Well enjoy this non stop schizo meltdown. I'll start filtering celeb threads.

>>938011489
I like the backstage shots from this scene a lot because there was a pic where she took her gloves off and held her phone. I don't recall the phone's model, but I remember that I used to know which one it was, and it looked so big in her tiny hands. Made me imagine how big other things could look in them

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>>938011546
People have tried that. He just spams the piss out of the other threads.

>>938011581
>he thinks we care

>>938011530
>He's so cute, isn't he

>>938011546
>Why don't we all just stop making celeb thread, let this faggot make his own celeb thread and let him rot in there? Cause he clearly have too much time in his hands if he is doing it for years now, clearly unemployable and infirm. Incel is now calling himself a king lmfao

>>938011581
You could do that... or you could do what some of us are doing. Don't post celebs, don't interact with his posts and just watch the threads for the drama and unfolding mental breakdown.

Shits kinda funny.

>>938011562

>>938011546

>>938011610
I do care

>>938011565

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>>938011603
Nah something has to be done, do mods give a fuck? Ban this faggot please

>>938011581
>Jesus.
>Well enjoy this non stop schizo meltdown. I'll start filtering celeb threads.

>>938011592
>I like the backstage shots from this scene a lot because there was a pic where she took her gloves off and held her phone. I don't recall the phone's model, but I remember that I used to know which one it was, and it looked so big in her tiny hands. Made me imagine how big other things could look in them

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>>938011603
>People have tried that. He just spams the piss out of the other threads.

>>938011610
>>>he thinks we care

>>938011694
Mods have banned more people for reporting him than they've banned him. He uses a ten year old script when he wants to go full spam, it breaks and outputs the code into his posts. Obvious automated bot spam.

Report it and they ban you.

>>938011619
>>938011640
>You could do that... or you could do what some of us are doing. Don't post celebs, don't interact with his posts and just watch the threads for the drama and unfolding mental breakdown.
>
>Shits kinda funny.

>>938011694

>>938011653
Fat nigger

>>938011653

>>938011673
>I do care

>>938011619
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>>938011723
CUTE CUTE

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>>938011801
:)

>>938011447
I’d call you naive, but I don’t think you really believe what you’re saying

>>938011694
>Nah something has to be done, do mods give a fuck? Ban this faggot please

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>>938011750
What triggers him or is it just auto-spam 24/7?

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>>938011885
We're all past the point of caring. No more questions.

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>>938011915

>>938011885
He's extremely mentally ill and narcissistic. There's no genuine rhyme or a reason. He's just a fucking asshole. He has been like this for over 10 years.

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>>938011750
Wow... I am just speechless...so you guys create celeb thread just so he could be contained here? Let this fag go haywire on other threads, let's see how much more of this can he do

>>938011885
He does it every time his brain becomes conscious of the reality of the clusterfuck he calls live. This is him coping.

>>938011846
cute bj

>>938011939
shut the fuck up troy you fat pedophile.

>>938011885
He's slipped through the cracks of the system, and therefore his mental illness has not been diagnosed. Therefore, we can't be sure what triggers him. He makes up rules he claims people are violating, but they're inconsistent and he breaks them routinely. Sometime he just seems to do it for attention. Might as well ask a homeless schizo in your town why he throws bottles at passing cars and screams about the CIA putting a chip in his brain.

>>938011846
>>938011723
>>938011685
Pedo

>>938011939
best road head

stew>emro

>>938011951
No I'm saying sometimes we create separate threads when he makes one. He just then spams those threads. Three, four, five threads he'll just hop between them.

He'll realize eventually that people have moved to other boards and chans.

>>938011939
She's pretty

>>938011955
:3

>>938012035
I would be in a cage every day for her.

>>938012002
That's like saying a well made plate of lasagna is better than a plate of horseshit

>>938012065
>>938012035
>>938012008

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>>938012072
Chad showed us your penis. We don't want to imagine it caged.

>>938012002
>>938011998
>>938011986

>>938012080
Why does it matter if the plate is well made?

>>938011985
>>938011978
>>938011960

>>938012065
tUmMy

>>938011955
>>938011952
>>938011951

>>938012072
>>938012119
Fuck off.

>>938011939
>>938011938
>>938011903

>>938012132
(ꈍᴗꈍ)

>>938011885
>>938011864
>>938011858

>>938012170
Pedo

>tfw you just wanted to make gentle love to hunter

>>938011846
>>938011834
>>938011801

>>938012008
So he is doing this for attention... I see, so how have you guys tolerated this fag for 10 whole years?? I hope tumour in his brain takes over and he leaves this and other thread he spams, also thanks for all the info

>>938011764
>>938011763
>>938011750

why so many goddamn newfags? go back to just letting him do his thing quit fucking talking about it

>>938012218
np emilia clarke simp.

>>938012072
fuck off fat retard

>>938012218
Not a celeb, fuck off

>>938012072
based tbh.

>>938012072
There's already a band called Cage the Elephant.

>>938012108
No one said anything about dicks you cock obsessed freak.

>>938012250
Why?

>>938012320
frantically pretending you weren't talking about your cock being caged. k.

Can't post more Emma M. because image limit :c

>>938012377
bald

>>938012377
some sad bastard will make another thread for you to share your pics of her and ruin them with your incel permavirgin neckbeard bullcrap.

>>938012366
>cant spend 1 second without thinking about penis
Go read a bible

>>938012432
K, impatiently waiting for it (ʘᴗʘ)

>>938012470
A book with a latinx lookin dude who hangs around all day with twelve dudes who worship him and talk about eating the body of christ?

Sounds kinda gay.

Need some closeups of Emma Myers' balding head in the next thread

>>938012580
I wanna see her facial hair and acne

>>938012580
>>938012636
FOR U
https://files.catbox.moe/j7f41r.jpg

>>938012678
8K really accentuates how she's balding. And the wispy facial hair on her chin.

>>938011952
Not a celeb, pedophile

>>938012008
Did someone insult his ugly crush 10 years ago and now he's been sperging out since then in revenge?

>>938012678
Man that shit is hilarious lol

>>938012678
GAY PEDOPHILES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>938012869
why so many questions anon?

>>938012678
>33MB
Holy fuck

imagine trying to understand why beady is beady

>>938012924
Perhaps he's curious to learn of our Superior

Beady is actually retarded. Not meme retarded. Not playground insult retarded. Beady is legitimately mentally retarded.

>>938013046
we know

>>938013017
You may live in a shithole that still has a monarch as the head of state beady but you're not royalty.

new
>>938013080

>>938013139
kill yourself at least three times

I comment on everything Beady does, shoop pics of him, and even e-stalked him so I could learn personal information about his life... yeah, I fucking hate myself. How based am I

>>938013169
more like "how bored are you"

>>938013194
Oh, it isn't boredom. My self-hatred runs deep. It's pretty based.

>>938013169
extremely

>>938013194
You can measure that ones boredom by the chatgpt output he posts.

I constantly support myself during online altercations despite how obvious it is to everyone. It's all pretty based.

New New New
>>938013080
>>938013080

Jacob Krueger

>>938013378
fuck off loser

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

Nu
>>938013812

>>938013834
>>938013834
>>938013834
Real cel thread

NOT CARLY PEDO MAKE NU PLS

>>938012869
Still here? If so enjoy the next thread. A man who stalks a homosexual pedophile is going to prove how pathetic he is.

>>938012119
For emphasis

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>>938009631
Who is that? Looks weird

>>938015758
celeb nobody saw it is a horror movie in the style of paranormal activity

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>>938014273

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