Thread 938023613

>>938023613 (OP)
Even more embarrassingly, there ARE People in here who incorrectly use the contraction "there's" when talking about more than one person.

Because 'there's' is a contracted form of the words "THERE IS"....

But that would be improper grammar, to say "there is people in here"

yep..... it's hard to believe that there ARE people in this world who simply can't seem to master one syllable words...

>>938023613 (OP)
It's the id of the internet. Shitposting is cathartic.

>>938023807
lolvis whoaaaaa any other b regalars notice this?

>>938023613 (OP)

but dont feel bad...

Because compared to your "I''m is one of the 5 people on earth who still thinks Pepe pics are somehow cool" fagshow, your inability to master one syllable words somehow seems endearing...

>>938023854

And i'm also amazed that there are thirty year olds in here......

Because I was thirty years old over thirty years ago...

And I certainly didn't waste my youth sitting chained to a fucking computer, watching anime or playing video games or masturbating myself to sleep every night...

nope.... you've got plenty of time to live like an old grandfather later on down the road

But right now, THESE ARE THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE...

And you are literally flushing them down a toilet... because those magical opportunities you're missing?... ( yes!! you don't even realize they are happening everyday. every goddamn motherfucking day, you are missing the most unbelievable unlikely crazy wild hilarious fun and magical opportunities....

Everything from pussy to making new best friends to business opportunities and every other aspect of life...

They're happening right now as you read my words... BUT YOU'RE NOT THERE

You never experience them because
YOU'RE SITTING IN FRONT OF THAT COMPUTER INSTEAD

Absolutely Beautiful women who you could have been fucking this entire time.. but you weren't there...

fate has a destiny for each of us
Paths that cross...
People you were intended to meet

But you're never there...
SO ANOTHER DUDE TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY INSTEAD OF YOU

And here you sit... yet another night, another entire day, and as you are reading my words, there are at least 5 men out there.Fucking the shit out of some girl right now, some girl that would have been fucking you

some girl who would have BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU....

But you were sitting in the goddamn chair

Literally flushing the most vital use of your life down a toilet of video games and image boards

I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE PEOPLE SOOOOOOO STUPID, THEY'D BE AS YOUNG AS THIRTY AND WASTING THEIR LIFE IN HERE

i am going on 26...

>>938023613 (OP)
Try your 40s.
Age starts to stop mattering after a certain point.
But now I know why teenagers on here are so fucking annoying.

>>938024341
are you that retard that spams every discussion thread recently?
are you a bot?

>>938023613 (OP)
im 33.
NEVER leaving this place.
once a freak, always a freak.

>>938023613 (OP)

I find it dumbfounding that there are. Men out there in the world, who put more time thought and energy into selecting the next embarrassing Pepe pic than they had invested in securing a beautiful , intelligent woman as their life companion

I guess something happened to the human race.Like maybe twenty five or thirty years ago?

Something happened, like maybe the government spraying its citizens with test chemicals or something...

Because since the caveman days, young men have ALWAYS had only ONE thing in mind...

ONE real drive:
Hot dogging pretty girls

for over 350,000 years, that was\nThe primary driving force behind ANY young adult male....

It's always been that way, sit the dawn of man... it's how we've survived as a species... it's been ingrained into us as a survival tool, our number one primary function and goal when we are young male humans( and every other fucking animal as well)

......... It's always always always always always been that way....

UNTIL YOUR WEIRD GENERATION APPEARED

And now, for the first time in history, the sex drive that kept the human race going has suddenly vanished....

And young men prefer gaming chairs over a beautiful intelligent woman who loves them.

You guys prefer Pepe pics over.
Having your dick down the back of a girl's throat, back past her ovulation, where she has volunteered her throat as a makeshift vagina.For your temporary irrelevant orgasmic happiness...

I'm not sure how video games and pepe pics took the blue ribbon over getting deep throat from a beautiful girl... But I think it's safe to say SOMETHING HAS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG WITH YOU GUYS

But here's the good news:
since The majority of you guysb never even try, that means there is MORE PUSSY FOR YOU

That means it's actually EVEN EASIER FOR YOU TO GET PUSSY

But obviously pussy isn't important to you

If it was, you definitely wouldn't have any stupid frog pictures downloaded on your hard drive

>>938023845
if you even get a chance to shitpost. hard to make a joke amongst all of the porn spam.
political threads aren't even funny, they are just twitter arguments now by shills and bots.

>>938023613 (OP)
Dude there’s literally people in their 50’s and 60’s too. And yes I’m in my early 30’s and feel stupid for still coming here

>>938023613 (OP)
33yo dude here. Yeah. What should we be doing then?

>>938023613 (OP)
Should we be fighting (dying) for Ukraine (Israel) instead?

>>938024800

I am definitely a retard.. i won't deny it

But What you consider to be SPAM it's actually sage sagely advice from one of the most experienced men you could ever meet, at least when you're talking about pussy

I'm the guy.
Who can teach you EXACTLY how to have a beautiful girlfriend by this time tomorrow...

That's why you perceive it as SPAM
Because getting pussy isn't ever going to be important to you.. you never even try, because you're not particularly interested in women...

They have a name for people like you:
I believe they call you people "homosexuals"....

> recently

LOL RECENTLY....
You just put a big smile on my face, little boy....

becuse I had been doing "THIS"...
................exactly THIS....
THIS exact thing....

Since before they called the internet "the internet"...

You weren't even a twinkle in your father's eye.Yet when I was going to THE VERY FIRST BBS and mIRC sites....

Behavior and thinking and talking exactly like this...

So forgive me if I got a chuckle out of the inexperienced larva's misinterpretations about me

You remind me of a proglottid right now
Wiggling, dancing, joyous as it squirms out of a cat's rectum, convinced.
of its worldliness and expertise

But a proglottid doesn't have any experience or expertise

It's just an egg sack segment that breaks off the tail of the tape were and wiggles its way out the animals asshole...

And it always makes me smile when tape worm egg sacks look down their nose at me...

Because you don't have a nose
YOU'RE A TAPEWORM EGGSACK
So learn your place on this planet
And go play another video game
Sissy boy

>>938023613 (OP)
Hey man, I just like the site

>>938023613 (OP)
and? I'm 42 and I love this place

>>938024341
>But right now, THESE ARE THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE...
>And you are literally flushing them down a toilet... because those magical opportunities you're missing?

I mean it's possible to be living your life and also browsing /b/ sometimes c'mon anon.

>>938024830
>Because since the caveman days, young men have ALWAYS had only ONE thing in mind...
I mean, maybe your ancestors...

>>938023613 (OP)
Past a certain age, browsing 4chan can be a good thing.

>>938023613 (OP)
54 checking in, you frogposting piece of shit retard. Fuck off.

>>938023613 (OP)
I'm 47. You got a problem with that?

I've been here since 2003, and I'm 37

>>938024810
Its not being a freak its being a complete failure at life

If I make it to 30 and I still go on 4chan I'm literally going to kill myself

>>938028303
Why? I'm 61 and love coming here.

>>938026433
Do you think 4chan has influenced a lot of your personality? If so, your high purity rate might resemble a scientific study tier individual.

Thus place was cool until you zoomers showed up.

Born in '55 and NOT going anywhere.

>>938028303
all of us 30+ /b/tards that are still kickin' are going to yell at the skies to call you a faggot

>>938028260
You know there’s people on here with successful careers?

>>938028260
This place warned me about the vax and got me into Bitcoin before it blew up so idk what you mean

>>938023613 (OP)
guilty

>>938030497
Based

>>938023613 (OP)
its sad for anyone under 30 being here

>>938029044
it was okay until chinese m00t sold 4chan's tiny bit of soul