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Anonymous No.938030897 >>938031436
I Know A Weird Cat Named Lonnie Who Believes The Most Asinine Bullshit
I'm gonna share one every day for a week. Here's your very fist pearl of wisdom for day 1.

Did you know that when two people do cocaine alone, if one person gets cabin fever, (I don't know if it's supposed to be certainty that it will happen. whatever you think is funnier) it's a matter of fact that it will spread to the second person and it won't go away for both of you until the cocaine wares off.

Afterthoughts: i'm pretty sure lonnie came up with this head canon to cope with times he's hung out with girls one on one and they wouldn't stop trying to leave. lmao When I first heard this "lonniesm" i said WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN because pairing off cocaine and cabin fever together like they're peanutbutter and jelly was so offputting and unexpected. it was like a flashbang went off or i got punched in the brain.

I'll include a unique photo with each post to describe lonnies vibe and style. This will be so fun.
Anonymous No.938031066
hahahaha wait wait it's more like this you guys the first pic didn't do him justice
Anonymous No.938031436
>>938030897 (OP)
I knew a guy in junior high named Lonnie who believed the most asinine bullshit. I wonder if he's the same guy.
Anonymous No.938031559
Oh, yeah. Straight into hidden.