Thread 938036405

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/RDNLhQwL0Uo?si=E1KB2r_ZwPo7Lf71

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

>>938036138 [Akari]
Well for starters I cant call people that annoy me niggers, I cant tell people IRL that this brat turns me on and I want to cuddle with her, and I cant really speak about whats truly on my mind, I have to hold that for myself for a myriad of reasons.
Here, I can be genuine with what I say and with the intention which I say it, I can say people the truth and I can expect the truth in return.
>>938036085 [Jashin]
That isnt fun, thats being annoying, if you want to behave that way with others sure, but not with me, I hate evasiveness more than I hate lies.
That wont happen.

jules your dead uncle should've stopped smoking

based retard

a guido on a guido

>>938036434
Yeah, I guess that all makes sense. Stuff like that is what would come to mind,but I wondered if there was more.
Lucky me, I've got plenty of people I can be completely honest and frank with.
I wouldn't use nigger in front of every single one of them, but there's a fair few.

>>938036625
fat retard

>>938036669
You must not know me very well.
I am a rather slim retard.

>>938036625
Oh Im sure theres more, but its late and I really dont want to write that much.

>>938036687
>insecure

i so rather hate you more than anyone else and unlike everyone else i have unlimited time to actually wait to hurt you in as many ways possible legal etc and i will i promise i will

>>938036434
Pikachu

all you had to say is that you're a no life loser lmao

>>938036847
Im gonna make you commit suicide vendetta vendetta on old and new forever

>>938036847
i make more money than you lol

>>938036813
Really.
Thats your answer.

>>938036956
holy fuck good thing you drew this at 18 otherwise embarrassing chris chan

retard probably thonks im only capable of antagonizing that i can't make alts that aren't antagonistic

>>938036956
yes

>>938037042
You have learned nothing.

>>938037066
gn

lmao retard

>>938037066
gn

>>938037066
good riddance bye nobody who wants to be recognized but terrified to be

>>938037098
>has to live in constant fear
yeah whatever i have several alternative personas already dont care who i snag literally doesnt matter

im. a constant threat to threads you cannot stop me

oh right an ex ropee typed anon

im just gunna wait until you turn to just being filtered anons only posting no pics or lol new "waifus"

>>938037481
thanks for adding to less avatar pics. literally clear thread constantly i don't want to see them neither does anyone else

lol

they make waifus seem so important but they literally just have avatars.
70% of thread can be had on discord

2 years of this because his feelings got hurt
this is so sad.... :(

>>938037589
hi sono

Literally every new poster (there won't be any) is getting booked including old posters

why are you continuing a dead thread besides to get new posters to be my victims i go to the others and fuck with them also btw

again, 2 years of this mental illness because his feelings were hurt
this is so sad... :(

>>938037678
hi sono lol remember when you're alone

jules your uncle shoulda stopped smoking

bc is not here
break-up between you and him must've been rough on you for you to bitch about him for this long

>>938037737
Bc isn't real

shut the fuck up about him then like lmao

bc is a an made up identity just word replacement attributed so neptune mostly and jules. neptune and jules is sono with someone else

>>938037804
No because smarter people are watching and paying attention and they're more autistic and can find prood although i figured out it's more than one person

you are extremely delusional

>>938037910
Daisuke demotivating doesn't work on me

i've officially doxed 3 posters confirmed 4 more to go. if i only had 1 confirmed yea id ponder but im too in and they're more pathetic than i imagined

funny trash uses my mordred picture i wonder when they amp up use his actual name i never did

you also posted cp for over a year too, don't forget that
lol

fact they used in meams im only person doing this. i got cirno too in discord but yeah his creepy looking.

>>938038268
not true oly neptune has cp and nuked servers with it. my pic isn't mi liu actually it's asterisk he would post an adult

every result in the archive is you posting it lol

baka slayer is actually asterisk
the face post with the demon slayer girl i seen is actually mi liu face though posted by yea neptune

>>938038393
doesn't matter it's literally not him

neptune thought i was mi liu so he posted his face

you know if you would've come up with this initially instead of chimping out and making 17 different stories, this could almost be believable

>>938038505
who cares really except faggots. i know mi liu i know ian. They're coping now. i won waifu is some avatar thread because people want it like that

like seija said it's mostly avatarfags

>i cherrypicked out of context posts from the archive for 2 years, i know these people
lol
you genuinely cannot drop dead soon enough

>>938038676
Fuck off
Nobody cares about your animusdrama
Aneki is dead so is animus
act right

neltune amd 90% of posters are from a dead community. as dead as gaileo C's uncle

>animus and al*ceshit out of nowhere
lmao delusional cp-posting no life fag

>>938038792
>doesn't filter animus
animus is dead lol so is aneki. literally only kinda alive because i talk of it

ok but what does that have to do with you posting cp for over a year

chen gave me the torch of aneki but yea 3 socials is lame and only 1 person was for it. nep actively attacked it

pretty sus how much you defend yourself posting cp
classic jew moment, i suppose...

i will always go after waifu since called it a splinter although waifu is a splinter
>>938038948
necer happaned schizo im just aware of it

you should add a dox warning to waifu
chen doesn't like me anymore anyway and i'm anti all association

i wastch expats too

i would hope your aware of it, considering you were the one who posted it for a year

>>938039211
i didn't tho

you defending yourself posting cp for a year is certainly a retarded hill to die on but alright i guess

>>938039325
Literally where i say it doesn't exist
i won
you will be like me

man that's a good one

>>938039474
Hi logfag if you weren't using same picture i'd be confused but the picture history is actually there. Try again
btw i won

i wonder how many people know you're british and you're adress

whoever the guy is that follows you around and posts edits of you is pretty based imotbqhnglwyf

thanks to erin i can also de anon your voice

>>938039623
Hows it up there near ireland?
You're literally the most pathetic faggot ever. tw i can view your history instantly try again sperg

idk how to tell you this but i'm not that guy you always freak out over LMAO
cp poster maysissy...

here speeg ill try to tip you
screenshot 2x edit the 2nd i can't view your source ( i can btw akready so pointless but humor me)

>>938039715
Sure...

lmao

lmao exactly fucking wannabe
more drinks. way better opsec here

i got josh in a day like others. took me like half a year to get jules and some others and still some unconfirmed

>you made fun of me because of my own retardation, so i'll spend the next year posting cp and 2 years attempting to dox everyone
based retard

>>938039832
that the operational security (opsec) is much stronger or more effective in this situation compared to another.

Breakdown:
• “opsec” = short for operational security, which refers to the practices and precautions taken to protect sensitive information from being leaked, hacked, or exploited.
• “way better” = informal way of saying much improved or significantly better.
• “here” = in this specific context, place, or situation.

Example use:

If someone is comparing two chat platforms and says:

“Way better opsec here than on Discord, tbh.”

They mean the current platform has much stronger security or privacy measures than Discord.

Let me know if you’d like examples from a specific context (like military, cyber, social media, etc.).

>>938040070
>attempt
lol

i'm not attempting im actually doing it and wont stop

lol

add a warning or yea whatever idc better for me and neptune who does the same thing

you could actually replace us were in every instance same person besides location and you know im not a faggot

damn a drunk dude scared the pussy off
he probably inhales dick

fucking wait until he fucks with me sober ill fuck that pussy raw
tol bad im hardly sober

lol

>>938040605
maydred
lol
mordred found it funny

Mordred my homie idgaf he gay asf
we fuck everything up because of retarss want to make secret hangouts

we face gang gang too although im responsible for it. atleast were not dysgenic tho

me and mordred can get hoes though we don't try and jules cant he definitely gets dudes tge other face gang ugly as fuck nevada as best. cuppa 5'3 hes not even human

and so i was like sex
funny me and mordred lost virginity by thirsty fat chicks and others try to lose it. we were basically molested v_v

seriously i had 2 sisters in 2014
wanting to tuck my dick same room
like tgey wanted to see the their sister suck my dick. i turned the light off because i felt weird despite it sounding hor

they were ugly so don't be that unbelieving it was 2 ugly mexican sister

im still mad karina left ne nice tittiei had her titty drop but i saved her double d's on my other phone
damn i fucked that up she had a wendigo chest tattoo and was into my 4chan humor but i was retarded and a man hoe
pro tip don't be a man slut when you're young

fuck i had alot
damn i hate being drunk sometimes i remember all my self destroyed relationships

liz tatiana nicole karina sierra jessica lean all my fault im the worst dude ever

i tried im just a pos i bought baby shit but then said id curb stomp their kid and piss in her mouth
lil extra i know

sometimes im like dont be anti friends and i do the opposite

anyways drunk so kill yourselfs

sperg near mick is like "let me make anon a chad, woman aren't attracted to misogyny despite proven opposite by his actions of making women literally get naked and make messages specifically on his order"

i may be dumb but im not a dwees
im just a sucker with high self esteem

>>938041828
i don't think anybody here would do that, but thanks for the offer

mordred is at least 10x worse than shane could EVER be. the rodent WISHES he were that lame

but the andy sixx guy? never seen ANYONE more pathetic

Woah

>>938044788
I think the cat has more thoughts going through its head than her.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a little adventurous and super into exploring all things spicy. I love to take control and push limits during those fun chats. I thrive on teasing and getting you all worked up while enjoying the thrill of the moment. I'm definitely a night owl and always looking for ways to spice things up. Going out can be tough for me with my anxiety, so I'm all about connecting through those late-night chats. If you're interested in joining me for some fun, hit me up! Just add me on my app: E-mm i-e-l-a r-k x x (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to chat!

the way some random faggot keeps up with these threads is hilarious
literally a gossip column and this shit is in every single thread

you are most pathetic actually lolmao

and i don't mean waifu threads i mean every other thread it's the SAME faggots taking notes unironically seriously

YOU DONT GET BITCHES BECAUSE OF THAT
vicarious faggot lol

i should troll happenings again (this is the actual troll * they have paranoid schizophrenia)

Fox.

>>938049584
Pretty fox

>the way some random faggot keeps up with these threads is hilarious
He truly lacks even a single iota of self awareness

>>938051721
It's different because im a contributor and you're not

im the gatekeeper unironically

im just here
trying to post waifus and yall sperg out over it because you want to avatarfag
like yeah seriously go to your own community

also like SEX
i get it
also my dicks bigger so pipe down

And then i was all like SEX
yea make em go wild

and you just don't get it y'know SEX
everyone else gets the SEX but you

Yea wait you'll get sex and you're gonna love it

let me introduce you to sex

you don't even remember ravemaster
you can't remember SEX

wait you're gonna love this one btw it's sex

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>938044788
Sugoi.

>>938044857
Seija steal Renko's hat and puts it on.
Seija + Renko =...Senko? Oh no, this isn't working out right.

>>938049827
Hello Vivian claimer.

>>938050494
The "no fox given" expression.

>>938053481
She's a prostitute lol

>>938053481
When are you gonna kill yourself?
i can't wait to hear you died you're so old

i remember mion attempted suicide and i held a vigil for that faggot
i later cranked my dick over mion to cuck him

what's the price for thine maidenhood

10 posts in a row not a single waifu related post
>contributor

>>938053883
Silly snake it's sex

>>938053481
Always a pleasure to see you, Suzuka claimer. Hope your day has been a nice one so far.

SEX

i will edit this later by removing background and have the sign say sex

so uhhh... why are there pictures of shane in other, seemingly unrelated threads?

Nobody cares i ignore them those are dead threads anyways
they'll eventually start spamming this one when they figure it out but they'll just be helping me get rid of this one
they're my minions

>>938054046
Indeed it has, even though I feel a bit off. I think I'm dehydrated, but I'm drinking water, listening to the cicadas outside and doing stuff online. Today will be a lazy day.
Plus I'll be making pizza for Pizza Tuesday.
How has yours been?

>>938054556
Because he posts everywhere. He doesn’t want anyone posting on 4chan in any way other than nigger worship. I wish I was joking.

>>938054814
samefag

and like that they started spamming
NO PICTURES NO REPLIES

i do want you all gone
seriously gone forever blocking /b/ that thing
whatever

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the adventurous side and totally love to take control during those steamy conversations. I enjoy testing boundaries and seeing just how far I can tease and tempt my partners while having a blast myself. I'm a total night owl and always up for some wild chat vibes! I struggle with social situations, so connecting online is my go-to for fun. If you're looking to spice things up and explore, hit me up! Add me on my app: e m-aq u-o n-x (just remove the spaces and dashes). Can't wait to chat!

and so i was all like sex

>>938054842
Meds

yea but sex

Imagine being such a deranged schizo that you devote your entire life to trolling a female anime character thread on a neet imageboard.
>inb4 "I've done everything in life"
>inb4 "I'm so rich"
>inb4 "I make movies played at Cannes"

>>938054804
Relaxing so far. Easy work day flew by and it's raining outside.

>>938055472
Nice! I wish it would rain here, but the cicadas make up for it.

>>938055441
Shut the fuck up

due to too much sex i have masturbate

>>938055441
But this is the gay hook up thread?

>>938056886
Explains why Shane is always in here then.

you're thinking about winning i'm thinking about
SEX S-E-X SUPLEX SOME PUSSY AND LATER MAKE HER GIVE ME NECK
SEX
S-E-X
I'M TALKING ABOUT SEX
PUSSY GET REKT

>>938057244
samefag

Bleh...

>Please wait a while before making a post.
>2 minutes
Good heavens...

>>938057460
>2 minutes
That's a very, very long awoo.
How are you, Momijer?

Oh look they're spamming lmao
pathetic autists

i mean they have motive since they're trying to gorilla tactic advertise onlyfans

and so i was like SEX

Butt

sex

a single post literally cannot be defined as spam, what you do on the other hand...

Didn't ask

shut the fuck up about people spamming when they objectively aren't then like lmao
cp poster...

spamming more i see you really are dumb
lol retard

and so sex

>>938057244
Because it's the gay hookup thread?

lmao

semen chapstick for the ladies for the lips between them hips
sex

so anyways sex

Tuesday is in fact pizza Day.

>kneesocks claimed

>>938062979
Pasta day for me but enjoy, Kneesocks claimer

>>938063366
I have consumed an entire dominos pizza at your behest.
Good evening Vivian claimer

and so what about sex

>>938063423
Sounds delicious. I prefer Pizza Hut but Dominos will do in a pinch. And it's going well. Relaxing while it rains.

>>938064219
Agreed, no one out pizzas the hut after all.
Closest chain place is a dominos, hence dominos.
Rainy days are the best.

yea but sex
also im getting food

The only way shane is having sex is by preying on a child. Fucking freak.

>>938065343
Fuck off

>>938064362
I love Domino's, and prefer it over Pizza Hut.
Pizza Hut does have green olive though, and Pepsi.
I'm having a Red Baron tonight.

I should just pay a data again to ox the 3 cunts with certainty. tomorrow's pay day anyway

>>938065730
You wanna know the craziest thing? My prefered pizza is a little ceasers hot and ready pepperoni.
Not because its the best, but because I can house two of them down in one sitting.
Walking everywhere and excercising all the time has its benefits. Binge eating, binge eating is the benefit.
Dominos crust is amazing, and that's the most important part for me. Sturdy, yet soft. Top tier stuff.

>>938057550
Yeah, I don't see why I have to wait so long...
I'm okay, just recovering from an injury. How are you?

I love my wife.

bussy

>>938054556
whos shane?

>>938066561
blood-chan

>>938066723
no he's mi liu

Why is Pekomama so hot

you can see her pussy she isn't wearing panties

take a moment to ponder
sex

go ahead think about
sex

Hey there! I’m a 21-year-old girl from the States, a bit on the curvy side, and I absolutely love getting wild during naughty chats. There's something thrilling about teasing and pushing your buttons until you can't take it anymore. I'm a total fun-seeker with a nympho side, and I find it way easier to connect this way since social settings can be a bit overwhelming for me. If you're down for some spicy conversations and want to see how far we can go, hit me up! Just make sure to add me on 4 and remove the spaces and dashes from my username: e m-y-ze-t-h. Can't wait to chat!

my wife Sayaka is very cute

>>938074355
Sayakun

>>938075218
Hi

>>938075495
What's poppin? Anything new?

>>938075522
I went camping
was fun

>>938075644
Now I'm envious, ah well. I'm having a major cookout this weekend

>>938075807
That's good nuff
You should lowkey go camping tho, being out in the woods hits different

>>938075913
I've been wanting to go out camping. Two years ago me and some buds went "camping" but it was all wet and muddy so we chilled in the air bnb. A shame really, there was hammocks to sleep under the stars and the backyard creek had some crawfish

>>938076041
tbh idk if you guys have good camping locations over there but we have some kick ass forests over here
we were by a river and we saw some turtles and raccoons

>>938075218
Are you lurking the threads 24/7 or something?

>>938076344
Texas campsites are hit or miss. I mainly go to Oklahoma for camping. That trip two years ago was in Arkansas

>>938076499
Yeah man I'm terminally online, didn't you know?

Great hg is going to be fucked with logfag oh well i barely use them

>>938076638
Well, u doing anything else this summer?
I'm finna visit quebec in a couple weeks

>>938076638
Is that sarcasm?

>>938076838
Just this big cookout this weekend lol. There will be booze

>>938077290
>>938077290
>>938077290