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Anonymous No.938036535 >>938036654 >>938036739 >>938036786 >>938037059 >>938037168 >>938037389 >>938042227 >>938042697 >>938043996 >>938044193 >>938044434 >>938045843 >>938045977 >>938051460 >>938051552 >>938051741 >>938052467 >>938052624 >>938052788 >>938052999 >>938053384
>gf strictly makes me wear condoms everytime we have sex
>am convinced she hates me and thinks im too beta breed her

How do I go on to "accidentally" break the condom so I can teach her a lesson and finally experience real sex while also planting my seed inside her
Anonymous No.938036654
>>938036535 (OP)
oral/anal sex without condom…
rape her if she refuses and inseminate all 3 holes
??????
profit
Anonymous No.938036739 >>938036788
>>938036535 (OP)
Why'd you wanna start a family with someone who doesn't want to have a family with you?

Pumping and dumping is one thing, but this is just ruining your own life.
Anonymous No.938036786
>>938036535 (OP)
does she drink alcohol?
>make sure she doesn’t secretly let roodypoos bust orc jizz in her, or you be raising tyrone’s babby
simply find another if this one is too difficult…
Anonymous No.938036788 >>938051867
>>938036739
This. Anon, maybe if you just explain to her you are feeling inadequate she'll let you unbag your 2 inch prick for once after Tyrone is done with her.
Anonymous No.938036800 >>938036932
We just do cycle tracking, and only use condoms or do anal during her ovulating days
Anonymous No.938036818
You're really going to be perplexed when she ends up prego and you've never busted in her.
Anonymous No.938036905
have you tried making a show of taking it off. do it a couple of times given enough time in-between performances should let her convince herself. patience yo
Anonymous No.938036932 >>938044839 >>938045479
>>938036800
I wouldn't even trust a girl when she says she knows her cycle and when it's safe to fuck her raw. I had my son this way. "Trust me babe my cycle says blah fuckity blah" 9 months later my son is born.

If she isn't on any birth control, or she isn't willing/legally able to get an abortion, it's NOT worth the risk. I mean I love my son but let's be real. It was an accident and I'd go back and use a condom if I could.
Anonymous No.938037059
>>938036535 (OP)
start with the condom on initially, missionary so she sees you put it on, after a bit, tell her to flip over and take her from behind but before you put it in, stroke your dick but lowkey pull the condom up a so that its covering the head of your cock and only like half or 2/3s of your dick. start to to fuck her deep, each thrust her pussy will pull away the condom away a little more, and a little more, until eventually it'll fall off completely and she'll never notice. And then, my man, you will feel the glory of unprotected raw dick in pussy sex and it IS glorious, you WILL probably bust super quick because you're not used to it. You could give in to temptation and breed her cunt, but if you're smart, and if you want to do this again and again with her and get away with it, pull out and cum all over her ass and back. then quickly pull the condom out of her pussy and just say "damn baby you were so tight you pulled the condom off when i pulled out... dont worry nothing leaked or anything its all good. wow you felt good", and she'll shrug it off. Anyways I just discovered this a few weeks ago so best of luck, try it out.
Anonymous No.938037168
>>938036535 (OP)
that would be rape, and if she can find any evidence of it being intentional you can say goodbye to all your shit. do a few google searches on any devices, turn off deleting any history or cookies, maybe even text a friend or two about it, really make sure you really fuck yourself, you know?
Anonymous No.938037389 >>938037400
>>938036535 (OP)
Women marry Betas for the Beta bucks but want the genetics of an Alpha. This explains why she won't let you smash raw. Be ready to father someone else's kid and look at its face for at least the next 18 years unless you end it with her. Go silent. Learn to live with yourself alone. Heal. It will hurt. It will be worth it.
Anonymous No.938037400
>>938037389
Nope, I wanna breed her
Anonymous No.938037455
I think stealthing is actually rape in some states
Anonymous No.938037497
just dump her retard cunts like that aren't worth a modicum of your time, assuming you're worth a damn
Anonymous No.938037556 >>938038163 >>938041744 >>938042636 >>938044364 >>938045977
OP here

I'm well aware I'm a beta male but I also know she's the best woman I'll ever have and if I lose her I'll be forever alone. I'll also be losing the genetic game in life and not be able to fulfill my biological needs to reproduce. It's also pretty hot how she's meek, quiet, and submissive but is still preventing me from filling her womb.
Anonymous No.938038163 >>938041422
>>938037556
since when is reproducing a biological "need"?
did you know that up to 40% of males premodern era never had a chance to breed? many were simply slaves and/or soldiers that did someone else's bidding?
Anonymous No.938040412
Retard. Just pull the condom off and go in. If you're too much of a pussy to look her in the eyes when you do then just do it from behind.
Anonymous No.938041422 >>938041774
>>938038163
Yeah and look at them now. Not a single record detailing their name. Not a single descendant of them roaming this earth. 99.9% of us might end up as forgotten NPC's but those of us who breed will always have some part of us left on this world. ONE set of my great-great-grandparents had 10 kids. My greats 12, my grands 7 and my parents 5. I currently got 2. Unless a fucking nuke hits our country without fucking over all other countries, our bloodline will live on until the literal end of humanity.
Anonymous No.938041744
>>938037556
>I'll also be losing the genetic game in life and not be able to fulfill my biological needs to reproduce.
This has to be the most stupid sentence on /b/ this month
Anonymous No.938041774 >>938042016
>>938041422
So what? Men build civilisations, empires, cure diseases invent new technologies, cure diseases and you're so proud than in many generations time one of your offspring is cleaning toilets for the people who did something? Way to go
Anonymous No.938042016 >>938042062 >>938052181
>>938041774
The thing is that my offspring will be both the upper and the lower levels. That much is true for everyone. Take a bum off the street and if you can find his records and plot out his family tree, he *will* have medieval nobility in his blood. *All* Europeans and white & white-mixed Americans are descendants of Emperor Charlemagne. And we're also descendants of those who scraped his shit off the castle's toilet walls. Life varies and you can't guarantee a successful life for all of your offspring - but those who don't breed are just a dead end. Unless you've contributed a great deal to society individually, you'll be turned to dust and that's it. But if you breed, some of your descendants will provide the valuable contributions that you yourself could not. Without breeding, there wouldn't even be a single human alive. It's our entire reason of existence, not partaking in it means you've failed at the #1 goal.
Anonymous No.938042062 >>938042093
>>938042016
You're an idiot, and most of your post is cope and hope. You don't matter, and nor do your progeny. Get over yourself
Anonymous No.938042093 >>938042594
>>938042062
> Gets schooled
> UR COPING!!!
Classic response.
Anonymous No.938042227
>>938036535 (OP)
>have to larp an accident
no wonder she hates you beta cuck. she'll respect you more if you dominate her and pump the load
Anonymous No.938042594 >>938045400 >>938045412 >>938051706
>>938042093
How was I schooled? Everything in your post is bullshit. OK, let's deconstruct
>The thing is that my offspring will be both the upper and the lower levels. That much is true for everyone
No it isn't. As the population of the planet grown and more wealth and prestige is accumulated at the top there is LESS chance of your offspring amounting to anything. Do you really think that all the offspring the ghetto trash bucks sire with their multiple "baby mamas" are going to amount to anything?

>Take a bum off the street and if you can find his records and plot out his family tree, he *will* have medieval nobility in his blood. *All* Europeans and white & white-mixed Americans are descendants of Emperor Charlemagne
This is just plain wrong. And you're looking back up the pyramid to when the world population was smaller. If everyone is related to Charlemaine then going forward everyone will still be. But it's meaningless.

>Unless you've contributed a great deal to society individually, you'll be turned to dust and that's it.
That's it anyway. What are Lincoln's offspring doing now? How about Einstein's? Or Neils Bohr's?

>But if you breed, some of your descendants will provide the valuable contributions that you yourself could not.
No guarantee, as shown above

>Without breeding, there wouldn't even be a single human alive.
Obvious, but the planet can no longer support the population it has

>It's our entire reason of existence, not partaking in it means you've failed at the #1 goal.
And in that you equate us with the dogs and the rats, because that's all they can do.

As I said. You're an idiot and your post is full of hope (that your offspring will make up from your failure) and cope (that you will no longer be remembered, and nobody will care you were ever here)

You sound both very young and brown
Anonymous No.938042636
>>938037556
I love how if this was to happen IRL the woman would be screaming in agony. Not just from the pressure on the cervix but inflating the uterus is tremendously painful. It was even used as form of torture.
Anonymous No.938042697
>>938036535 (OP)
Rapist
Anonymous No.938043996 >>938045643
>>938036535 (OP)
"real sex", idiot, your cock doesn't care if its in a bag, condom, raw dogging or your hand, if you blast it's all the same. If your self worth comes down to whether your glands are touching insides then reevaluate rather than sexually assault a SO
Anonymous No.938044179
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Anonymous No.938044193
>>938036535 (OP)
Literally just say you want to stop using condoms and dump her if she says no.
Anonymous No.938044364
>>938037556
maybe marry her?? retard kek
Anonymous No.938044434 >>938044533 >>938051631
>>938036535 (OP)
AHHAHAHAHA
> gf strictly makes me wear condoms everytime we have sex
AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

Anon, you are, infact, to beta to breed her
A woman should want your seed and to feel you inside of her. If you cannot be inside of her raw you are not supposed to be inside of her in general
Anonymous No.938044533
>>938044434
ill never get this weird ass self-cucking LARP of "I'm not good enough because my cock didn't touch", this is dungeons and dragons level of bullshit and making up rules for yourself
Anonymous No.938044785 >>938044853 >>938045558
I mean if you want to have kids that much sit down when you have the time to and talk with her. Be honest about how it's effecting your relationship and gather her thoughts.

You're an adult, as is she, talking about breaking the condom and all that shit with us is just childish, and morally wrong. Talk to her. Split up if your goals don't align. It's better for both of you.
Anonymous No.938044839
>>938036932
Well yeah, you obviously don't rely on cycles if you want to absolutely not have kids. Women can get pregnant any time, albeit the chances are significantly lower outside of ovulation.

Presumably they weren't THAT bothered if a pregnancy did happen.
Anonymous No.938044853
>>938044785
finally a normal good response
Anonymous No.938045400 >>938045412
>>938042594
> Do you really think that all the offspring the ghetto trash bucks sire with their multiple "baby mamas" are going to amount to anything?
Not in one, two or three generations. But here's the thing: your line doesn't cease after a single generation unless you only had one child who remained childless. I got a govt job now, my 5th-great-grandfather was a notorious criminal with no money to his name. And eventually, the more your offspring spreads, the more people will be your descendants. What I said about Charlemagne? That's not only true about Charlemagne. There are peasants from his time that all current Europeans are descendants of too, they got lost in the paper trails - but we are their descendants. Your line will end with you. Maybe your parents might live on through your siblings, but you won't be passing down anything. At a certain moment, we'll all be forgotten - but those who breed will be passed down.
> This is just plain wrong. And you're looking back up the pyramid to when the world population was smaller. If everyone is related to Charlemaine then going forward everyone will still be. But it's meaningless.
That's not plain wrong. Just one google search and you'll find it out: https://www.theguardian.com/science/commentisfree/2015/may/24/business-genetic-ancestry-charlemagne-adam-rutherford
And I'm not saying WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET, I don't derive any value from that ancestry. I just meant to say that, if given enough generations, both peasant and royal will eventually divulge into the same thing. There's always going to be a second son of a second son marrying a commoner etc. There's always going to be someone marrying up.
> That's it anyway. What are Lincoln's offspring doing now? How about Einstein's? Or Neils Bohr's?
Idk what their descendants are doing or if they have any, but it's what I meant: those people have made a big enough name to be passed down in writing for time immemorial. Those who can't have to get passed down in genes.
Anonymous No.938045412 >>938045535
>>938042594
>>938045400
> No guarantee, as shown above
As long as your line survives, eventually it will happen. And the way to make sure your line survives is to raise as many children possible without fucking yourself into poverty. Finding the balance is key, unless nature dealt you a shitty hand and you're sterile.
> Obvious, but the planet can no longer support the population it has
Yes and it's a scramble for resources, and it's going to be that case whether I breed or not. So I have the choice: let my descendants participate in the race and maybe they will come out victorious - or give the niggers, pajeets and chinks their victory on a silver plate by resigning. And you call *me* brown? Shit, every white who doesn't breed is helping to secure brown victory.
> And in that you equate us with the dogs and the rats, because that's all they can do.
Just because it's our #1 goal doesn't mean it's our only goal. That is what makes us different from them. But biologically, we are still animals.
Anonymous No.938045479
>>938036932
We both use the Flo app, and we have a couple account. We also use pull out method. We’re partners who enjoy the best sex possible, not retarded. Abortion if complete failure, but we haven’t had an issue in almost 4 years now.
Anonymous No.938045535 >>938051549
>>938045412
imagine being a slave to strands of proteins
Anonymous No.938045558
>>938044785
I want tk add to this saying that breaking the condom is retarded. if you OP thinks that about you she is just gonna abort
Anonymous No.938045643 >>938045763
>>938043996
Woman moment
Anonymous No.938045763
>>938045643
man moment
Anonymous No.938045843
>>938036535 (OP)
... you're an asshole for wanting to try to babytrap her.
Anonymous No.938045977 >>938046038
>>938036535 (OP)
>>938037556
Why am I so turned on by this?
Anonymous No.938046038
>>938045977
Instincts brother
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Anonymous No.938048087 >>938051059
You don’t deserve to have a gf at all dude. That girl should leave you behind and never look back
Anonymous No.938048867 >>938049221 >>938049310
poke a few holes in it with like the smallest needle you can find, make sure to smooth the wrapper so its not very obvious
Anonymous No.938049221 >>938049280
>>938048867
don't fucking help OP
This is the same shit clingy teenage girls do
Anonymous No.938049280
>>938049221
itd be really fucking funny though
Anonymous No.938049310 >>938049346
>>938048867
>a) the condom breaks.
Anonymous No.938049346
>>938049310
the condom should start tearing and eventually rip while fucking her
Anonymous No.938051059
>>938048087
Do you know where you are?
Anonymous No.938051189 >>938051288 >>938053139
I wanna help OP because not only is it hilarious but it's either a woman or a numale redditor who doesn't want him to breed. Poke holes in the condom and heat it up a little bit in the microwave. Make sure you're doing her from behind and pull out to begin tearing apart the top part of the condom. Sneak in something sharp to cut it open just in case. Now go creampie that dumb bitch to your heart's content OP
Anonymous No.938051288 >>938053139
>>938051189
This

OP gets JUSTed by getting trapped in a loveless marriage with a child that will result in a messy divorce and child support settlement for the next 18 years and seething redditors will know that some retarded chud from 4chins got to reproduce. It's a win-win
Anonymous No.938051460
>>938036535 (OP)
Don't do this dude.This is not cool!What would Dipper from Gravity Fols would think?
Anonymous No.938051549 >>938051581
>>938045535
Nigger, you're a slave to academia as was proven by you claiming the planet cannot sustain it's current population.
Also, you will never procreate because you're ugly and gay, not because you choose not to. Your entire ideology is a cope.
Anonymous No.938051552
>>938036535 (OP)
Make her get an IUD. Wear her down until she agrees. Worked for me, and we both prefer it now. Women are really bad at knowing what they do and dont want. Just do it. Trust me.
Anonymous No.938051581 >>938051706
>>938051549
never said anything about the planet, but cool cool
Anonymous No.938051631 >>938052532
>>938044434
This
My gf begs me to bust inside her every time and regularly states her wish to marry me and have my kids.
If she doesn't want you to bust in her raw, she doesn't want to procreate with you.
Anonymous No.938051648
>NO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HECKIN REACT ACCORDINGLY TO YOUR HARDWIRED BIOLOGICAL INSTINCTS AND REPRODUCE
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN A POLYMAROUS RELATIONSHIP WITH PLENTY OF FUR BABIES INSTEAD
Anonymous No.938051706 >>938051769
>>938051581
This was not you? >>938042594
Anonymous No.938051741
>>938036535 (OP)
Just tell her "let's do this quick before your boyfriend gets home!" bam, no more condoms.
Anonymous No.938051769 >>938051801
>>938051706
It was not,
I don't believe in typing that much
but understandable
Anonymous No.938051801
>>938051769
understandable mistake I mean
Anonymous No.938051867 >>938051959
>>938036788
Why do people always bring race into this lol? Getting cucked is hot af but only by your white friends
sage No.938051934
reading this thread, i wish a few mothers here would've felt like OPs gf.
Anonymous No.938051959 >>938052067
>>938051867
lots of people thinking about it 24/7 on here
have a sneaking suspicion they're the same people that post blacked / black cock
Anonymous No.938052067 >>938052093
>>938051959
kind of like how preachers who talk about how gay people all the time are caught soliciting other men. I'm know little about Freudshit but it feels very Freudian
Anonymous No.938052093
>>938052067
how gay people are evil*
Anonymous No.938052181
>>938042016
yeah, my ancestors include several of the Plantagenet kings of England
but that's true for probably tens of millions of people
something like 1/4 of Irish-Americans are descended from one horny Irish king who had like 50 concubines
Anonymous No.938052467
>>938036535 (OP)
You are beta. You're here asking us how to sneakily impreg your pig wife. A real man would tear it off and finish in her while dominating her.
You're weak.
Anonymous No.938052532
>>938051631
all fun and games until you actually have a kid. I was you once. and let me tell you, raising a kid is no fucking joke and not for the timid
Anonymous No.938052624
>>938036535 (OP)
if you think she's using condoms out of contraceptive purposes, just ask her, what are your thoughts on abstinence or contraceptive methods in relation to sex? and tell her you're going to do that as well.
Anonymous No.938052788
>>938036535 (OP)
My gf makes me put on a condom before we do anything because she's so paranoid but then I can get her so horny that she takes it off and I raw dog her, its become a fetish now
Anonymous No.938052999 >>938053097
>>938036535 (OP)
ive heard the trick to make it bust is to pull it really tight
Anonymous No.938053097
>>938052999
What do you mean
Anonymous No.938053139
>>938051189
>>938051288
LET OP BREED
Anonymous No.938053384
>>938036535 (OP)
Don’t try breaking it. That happened to me once and we kept going with the broken condom and we ended up trying to fish pieces of condom out of her pussy.

I’d recommend you don’t buy condoms. Put it on her to be prepared. If she doesn’t like that and withholds sex, then bring a condom and make a good effort to pull out. Demonstrating that level of awareness/responsibility might show her you can be trusted to go raw.