Thread 938046498

hawk tuah moo deng on that thing

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WagBr3m_0Zs

>>938046770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdr1EiOQoOs

>>938046936
>I got 20 acres and you got 43
the most british thing about this, imagine working with such a small chunk of land.

>>938047050
>Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land
I think that is tied with the quote above on being the most british thing about that song.

Josh gave me a prostate orgasm

>>938046498 (OP)
>>938047386
Oh this is one of those Josh threads that I usually avoid.

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, super fun and a little on the wild side. I love getting playful and teasing guys online, especially when it comes to those late-night chats! There's something about pushing boundaries and seeing how far I can take the convo that just gets me going. I'm pretty much a total flirt and always up for some spicy fun, but I also have my shy moments due to a bit of anxiety. That's why I'm here, looking for some exciting chats without the pressure of going out! If you're interested in some flirty banter, hit me up! Just message me at E-m-mi-b l ok z (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes). Can't wait to chat!

>>938047421
No you don’t

>>938047642
Sure I do, when I recognize them in the catalog I hide them.

>>938047676
No you don’t

>>938047991
Of course I do, Josh threads are never entertaining or enjoyable in any way.
They go in the hidden folder alongside logfag threads and bbc threads, if I haven't managed to filter them yet that is.

>>938048049
You have an incredibly weak chin

>>938048049
whats a josh thread?

>>938048315
You know nothing of the shape of my chin, because I am not who you think I am.
>>938048328
A waste of time and bandwidth in digital form.

>>938048406
proof?

>>938048328
idfk this guy is schizo rambling about random shit, I’m just posting the cow in the pic

>>938048976
>I’m just posting the cow in the pic

MOOOOOOOOOO!!!

What?

I’m moving to England

hey there! i'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, a bit on the adventurous side and totally love taking the lead in wild chats. one of my biggest thrills is teasing guys and seeing just how far I can push their buttons while having a blast myself. i'm definitely always up for some fun (total flirt vibes!). going out and meeting new people can be tough for me due to some social anxiety, so i'm all about connecting through messaging—way easier, right? if you're looking for some exciting back-and-forth, hit me up! just add me on the app where you can share all the wildest secrets: E-m m i e pq o-z (and make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! can't wait to chat!

>>938052051
thanks for the reply! updoot for you, my good sir

>>938052544
>updoot
You need to go back.

>>938052829
Did you say go back?

>>938052829
dude this is just a logfag thread ignore it hide it because it's irrelevant spam

actually just avoid/b/ any other board is better this is a spam board
i don't even really post here except when i see the foods to derail them which is easy asf

best way to make this retard give up is just not care and talk bad about the whores. he's a sensitive little white knight with severe mental illness
oh also don't forget to always sage

How many shanes have you made so far shanesmith? I want a total number.

Shane, wanna know what really sucks? If you killed yourself, the world would be a better place. That’s an unfortunate way to live.

>>938054180
No seriously i'm curious. You must have all that in a folder right? What's the total count?

>>938054223
A little over 400

I bought some swim gear recently. New trunks, new swim cap, new goggles. I just need a swim buoy to hold my stuff while I swim.

>>938054194
What's unfortunate about it?

>>938054435
Who is this? Is this a female?

>>938054472
i'm a guy

>>938054223
>>938054412
very close

>>938054448
No one should be a negative impact to humankind. Life should be spent furthering advancements and bringing each other up. It’s not like when someone kills themselves and boom no one knew or cared. It’s to the point where shane suicide would literally be a good thing.

I think shane can turn it around he just needs to read more books

You best start believing in dead threads you're in one

>>938046498 (OP)
Fuck you

>>938054910
Star Trek original series lookin ass

You best start believing in log threads you're in one

>>938054719
Maybe you should commit suicide

>>938055094
The logposter's greatest trick is convincing you that He doesn't exist

>>938054884
Do Hooked On Phonics Shane

>>938055545
What a comeback

>>938046498 (OP)
hawk tuah on these feetsies

>>938055736
There's no coming back from suicide

GET A JOB!

>>938056228
I need to see shane in this

>>938056481
Get a job. They're hiring at the shanesmith forge.

>>938056733
Maybe

Good morning moo deng

>>938057486
kill yourself logshit

>>938057521
Shit

>>938057735
log

jesse jackson in the courtroom but instead of OJ simpson it's andy sixx and jesse is saying "if the log smells like shit you must acquit!" while he holds up a steamy log to the jury box

>>938055594
https://voca.ro/18uHLHD6HFeC

>>938060478
Down syndrome cerebral palsy Shane

We need Hartley Hooligans Shane

shanesmithing used to be simple honest work that anyone could relate to. now I don't even know anymore. it's become niche work aimed at inside jokes and random mommy vloggers. makes a man question his career path and if he fits in the world anymore.

>>938060899
grok won't do it in the image edit version but it'll make one from scratch which is pretty funny but sucks at the same time

Shane Hooligans

>>938062319
didn't they used to call those things pinheads and throw them in front of a crowd

I miss charles

>>938065033
he just got done with lunch

>>938065966
that's a dog breed only for fat kikes

>>938066165
nah but you do have to be over 5'6" to own one as well as pass the felon check

>>938066204
you're not over 5'6

>>938066299
yes I am, I'm probably like 8 feet tall

>>938066204
Those aren't even dogs since they serve no purpose

desu

>>938066320
lying kike

>>938066333
can we make the same argument about you being a human

>>938066369
Humans are not meant to serve a purpose they're not slaves

>>938066407
tell that to shanes parole officer

Living seeking purpose is tantamount to calling yourself a tool or animal. I know you furfags see humans as animals though but we are vastly different.

>>938066362
I've showed you my shoe size before I'm not going to do it again

>>938066431
If someone was on parole you could look them up and see what district in the county and state they live in. You don't know where i actually live lol

>>938066477
nihilists are gay and they like to suck on wieners in-between crying

>>938066533
why do you think I give a shit you common criminal? I wouldn't fly to shitcago to give you an atomic wedgie if you gave me a million dollars

>>938066534
Nihilism is the opposite of crying it's acceptance

>>938066581
I don't live there lol

>>938066602
acceptance that a guys penis is in your mouth and butt maybe

>>938066634
You're boring

>>938066697
you don't give anything to work with aside from being stupid and gay so it is what it is

>>938047050
>>938047333
At least it's something a bit more refreshing than the 'Bri'ish person' londoner stereotype. If you're gonna do a stereotype, make it interesting like this.

For the record though, if you think you're getting one over on us Brits, we don't care; this kind of music is us making fun of ourselves.

>>938065966
Look at the big baby go

>>938066986
cut cut cut

>>938067124
In the butt butt butt

>>938067124
Pardon me?

>>938067657
While I burst into flames

Check this out, Shane.
>>938071099

>>938066934
>replying to comments about farm acreage 10 hours later in defense of english self awareness
are you okay

>>938066602
Nihilism is pure copium and a very childish stance to take

>>938071888
all life philosophy is cope in a sense but i don't wish to discuss such topics in a spammers thread i'm not like some fags who were birthed in spam threads also spammer faggot botched a hunger game entering multiple times for attention

>>938071205
What the fuck is that

>>938075608
Hunger games

>>938076097
Explain

>>938076097
don't he's a spammer

>>938076220
It's based on the books and movies. They simulate a hunger games tournament using characters submitted by players.

>>938076329
he's a spammer they're going to be bothering everyone for awhile now

now the rosters are going to be that fag posting 10 tributes himself

>>938076329
I meant what the fuck is nuri and shane doing in it

>>938076749
They entered the game I guess

>>938077017
No it's a spammer and you know it.

>>938077052
Stop...spammer time