>>938048279Jesus fucking Christ I went out with a girl like that years ago. Pretty, but horrendously obese and played MTG way too much. Was thirsty as fuck unsurprisingly but she constantly had this weird smell no matter how much she washed and could never wipe her ass properly. I tried eating her out once because I'm a fucking degenerate but couldn't do it, physically.
She fell over outside my house once and I laughed my ass off.
She didn't come back again.