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Anonymous No.938049460 >>938050403 >>938050876 >>938051253 >>938055372 >>938056463 >>938056677
I look good enough to be cold approached?
I have a face good enough to get drunk in a park and wait for a girl to talk to me ?

I am a 23 y old neet
5ft8-frauding 5ft10 with shoe lifts
140lbs

Goal:Finding a milf or a girl to love me and take care of me
Anonymous No.938049737 >>938049897
this is bait right?
Anonymous No.938049897
>>938049737
yep
Anonymous No.938050403
>>938049460 (OP)
>5ft8-frauding 5ft10 with shoe lifts
but how big is your pp?
Anonymous No.938050876
>>938049460 (OP)
>I have a face good enough to get drunk in a park and wait for a girl to talk to me ?
You do know that women who do that are super rare right?
Also you're an easy 8 looks wise. If you would just be confident in yourself that defeated sad look in your eyes would go away.
Your face is fairly symmetrical, you look decently fit, 5ft8 is a decent height and it is better to own it than get caught in your insecurity using shoe lifts.
>Goal:Finding a milf or a girl to love me and take care of me
Where is your father and how much did your mom shit in your soul when you were a child?
Rudely Spelling No.938051253
>>938049460 (OP)
>5ft8-frauding 5ft10 with shoe lifts
>140lbs
I read that as "lifts 140 pounds" and was about to tell you to lift more.
But you were still describing your body. My bad x)
But dude, youre pretty enough, but go talk to someone. Say hi to a girl. If you cant do that, what is the plan when a girl says hi to you?
And if you want to be some MILFs arm candy, just go talk to a MILF. They are easier to talk to than you rhink.
Anonymous No.938051344
yea your pretty enough for me to listen to everything about and enough for me for me to form an opinion about whether id like to date you. try it! go get drunk in the park!
Anonymous No.938053573
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Anonymous No.938054885
this is some elliot smith shit. you're just going to what, sit on the park bench and wait for bitches to swarm you? is that how that's going to work out, champ?

y'all will do anything BUT talk to a fuckin woman. I swear to God, y'all would rather sit alone in a fuckin park all day long than talk to a chick at a ball game or some dumb shit. Goddamn, y'all deserve to be alone.
Anonymous No.938054911
roger, not smith. losers.
Anonymous No.938055372 >>938056550
>>938049460 (OP)
>wait for a girl to talk to me
LMFAO, nigga....
Anonymous No.938056463
>>938049460 (OP)
You're hot but I'd stop furrowing your brow lest you want 11 lines by the time you're 26, it doesn't make you look badass bro I used to do it too just relax and smile (the sexiest thing you can do is smile)
Anonymous No.938056550 >>938058772
>>938055372
15 years ago this was possible
Anonymous No.938056677
>>938049460 (OP)
Look how much cuter you are with just this 1 simple trick
Anonymous No.938058772
>>938056550
Yeah Im in my mid 30s, married with three kids, I dont see much point.