Thread 938051455

New cele/b thread

so we all agree that Sydney Sweeny has great genes
so why is it that if there is an advertisement that plays with the homophony jeans and genes everybody loses their minds
please just tell me what is wrong with it

>>938051625
Perfect

>>938051811
so babygirl

>>938051455 (OP)
I've hated women since the "tired, lazy" trend started. It's not sexy. It just looks lazy and low-energy.

gliding thru on my bike

not getting duiiii

>>938051865
yawn

>>938051830
girl straight out of a fairy tale

>>938051898
norway forest fae

>>938051923
Or valkyrie :3

>>938051987
take me 2 valhalla

>>938052128
i love h er

>>938052157
my tiny slut wife

>>938052348
Isn't sex awkward with a woman so short?

>>938052418
its ok my pp is smol too

>>938052348
<3
>>938052418
no

source: my first gf was 4'11" 90 lb

>>938052554
Make me cum

>>938051498
she loves masturbating
>>938051625
perfect facefucking material

>>938052590
>>938052634
mega ball draining mouth

>>938052758
cum snatching eyes + pale

>>938052887
Goon me

THIS THREAD SUCKS

BUILT celebs please

>>938052916
nice image

>>938053116
CRAFTED

>>938053137
Yes.

>>938053116
I can’t get enough of her

>>938053137
the whole team needs to plow her

>>938053116
tiny fucktoy that knows her place

>>938053171
sculpted
>>938053225
>>938053272
soooo tiny

>>938053198
>>938053246
don't stop til she's knocked up

>>938053348
Make me cum

>>938053348
So tiny but so perfect

>>938053348
bet she stretches wide open

>>938053367
Make me grunt

>>938053367
preggo tay will break the internet. just imagine all the outfits!

Trying to psychologically cope with the deep shame of being a little boy-loving monster by nonsensically and baselessly screeching that the people who rightfully don't like you are "pedophiles" has gotta make things mentally worse, surely?

>>938053368
>>938053369
>>938053373
vice grip puss

>>938053380
>>938053417
brother i cannot fucking wait

>>938053613
Pink and delicious

>>938053636
pregnant on stage. probably sitting down most of the time!

I'M LOOKING TO FUCK SOMETHING

>>938053613
determined to milk every guy no matter how much she ends up being dominated

>>938053794
tummy kiss

>>938053801
Whore in paris

>>938053688
>>938053833
and don't even get me started on her bleached butthole

>>938053799
omg a slutty stage outfit with her round belly

>>938053885
Please get started on that bleached butthole. If you don’t, I will

>>938053885
a girl's got to do what she's got to do to survive

>>938053920
i think you got dibs
>>938053978
which is?

>>938053917
from the eras tour to preggo tour

>>938054006
FUCK

>>938053989
needs bbc to prove she is not racist

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck make me cum

>>938054006
Taking her from behind right there, pulling that long hair

>>938054006
whoring as usual on her knees and accepting her place in life

>>938054078
Stroking

>>938054090
Stroking

>>938053872
Stroking

>>938054143
Stroking

>>938054178
Stroking

>>938054178
tatas win!

>>938054161
Do it quickly you bald soon to be homeless faggot.

>>938054030
>>938054086
>>938054096
eiffel tower time?

>>938054029
i'd be front row

>>938054231
Holding her hand and treating her RIGHT time TYVM.

Sydney Sweeney is the righteous symbol of ethnic Americanism. From this day forward, woke genetic compromises will not longer be tolerated by the Godfearing silent majority. One nation, under God, divisible between human and non-human, with freedom and justice for good genetic stock.

>>938054314
Stroking

>>938054324
Taylor is walled.

>>938054231
Fuck yes. I’m ready for her

>>938054231
and much much more! making men horny by being such a whore has consequences and they all will take turns on her

>>938054324
so much gossip about who's the dad

>>938054453
Stroking

>>938054453
dumb slut winning in life

>>938054332
aww <3
>>938054374
>>938054405
i'm in line

>>938054447
taking bets on whether it's mixed or white

>>938054563
She’s ready to satisfy everyone

>>938054536
just living a very easy life
so jealous

>>938054536
All smiles because America is finally cleaning house and openly celebrating genetic superiority.

>>938054563
ʕ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ʔ Guess I'm just built different like that.

>>938054588
then announcing twins

>>938054644
embraced the hoe life

>>938054536
Stroking

>>938054599
>>938054644
adorable pic
>>938054700

>>938054674
two little tay tays running around

>>938054981
She’s the fucking best

>>938054981
MAKE ME FUCKING GOON

>>938055003
such a queen

>>938055163
Stroking

>>938053924
Stroking

>>938053794
Stroking

Is Sydney Sweeney America's new sweetheart?

>>938055387
Stroking

>>938055387
the perfect woman!
her jeans are blue!

>>938055296
>>938055227
>>938055198
>>938055095
>>938054848

genuinely no idea if this is bd or j-tard

>>938055575
you must be genuinely retarded.

>>938055387
It was Taylor Swift, but she's known to associate with genetic inferiors. Sydney is unafraid to stand for white genetic and moral superiority.

>>938055387
She deserves RAPE and sexual assault upon her orifices

>>938055592
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>938055189
>>938055592
it's still tay tay

>>938055701
Stroking

>>938055591
know this is j-tard though

>>938055747
Sure kid. You're not obsessed

>>938055689
>>938055701
gawd i wish i was a hot celeb

>>938055765
yep this be j-tard

>>938055808
Make me cum

>>938055747
Did she get a nose job, or is just age?

>>938055747
>>938055808
Did she get a nose job or is she just an ugly bitch?

>>938055775
must be crazy to have a face and body like that

>>938055926
Ugly fucking bitch

>>938055945
Ugly

>>938055926
perfect alien species

>>938055808
Careful, anon. He'll cry and call you a pedophile, then screech that you're triggered because he posted Kristen Stewart lol

>>938055981
thanks jacob

>>938055945
it would be so hot. all the things i would do.

>>938056007
Make me moan and edge

>>938056007
the white queen is the most important piece

All the black pieces want her…

>>938056092
they will all be teased

>>938056092
Make me moan

>>938056172
>>938056025
You gotta imagine posting the same line every day, over and over and over for years without changing

>>938056221
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I just did it feels so good mmm

>>938056013
what are you doing with tay's body

>>938056264
No ass.

>>938056092
facts

>>938056221
"oh my god! are all of your black species that big?"

>>938056264
getting pounded

>>938056333
My penis is out and about now what do I do

You wish, you miserable sack of shit

>>938056333
superior high class cat

>>938056378
I can't help but goon

When I say “spitroast princess”, what celeb comes to mind?

>>938056378
she is craving bbc

>>938052143
This was in Prague 23... I remember the shorts, it was hot as hell..
Great show and Aurora is a qt.

>>938056378
She is craving the rawness of my cock

>>938056325
that body can take it

Lena Dunham

>>938056440
Cock is out

>>938056476
Careful Anon, you're gonna make me cum

>>938056429
damn, kinda jealous

>>938056497
hey you asked

>>938056531
Oooooh my dick

>>938056476
Ana (and Marilyn) is a good answer

>>938056440
wow no way, that’s who I was thinking of too

It's over

shieldmaiden anya

>>938056501
Don't worry, I wasn't really there.

>>938056515
Stroking

>>938056604
WHORE

>>938056501
Wow, just wow

>>938056494
Who's this fella?

>>938056399
Olivia is the only correct answer

>>938056554
classic answer

>>938056646
Kristian Stewfart

>>938056662
What is Maddie up to nowadays? Still dancing?

>>938056683
I remember this show.

>>938056399
>spitroast princess
:)

>>938056669
only celeb to be tag teamed by JFK and RFK

>>938056725
Great choice

>>938056683
This is my go-to vid of her when boozing :)

Proof: this is when begins with „all is soft in inside“ and takes of her shoes. Around 25% of vid.

FUCK SEVERIN

>>938056725
torture that pp

>>938056705
Boring fashion and red carpet (which is the same)

>>938056399
What about princesses?

dolphins are smart

>>938056559
adorable

>>938056893
2nd most intelligent creatures on earth after mice

>>938056904
we must unleash the cat then and get rid of all the mice

Something more interesting, sept. 2024

>>938056904
This is what a mouse would say

>>938056980
She used to be so cute, what happened?

>>938056905
what a chad

>>938056786
and you know she has been, too

>>938056888
>princesses
does that mean we need four guys? Sounds messy

>>938056904
Don’t forget ravens and pigs.

>>938057035
I hope she still is on regular purpose

>>938057035
At least four

>>938057094
anyalegz

>>938056980
the mice do experiments on us, but look how cute they are >>938057013

>>938057048
what about the ravens and the steelers?

>>938057111
>>938057129
Oooof

>>938051455 (OP)
CUTE!

>>938056888
>>938057111
They are begging for cocks up their british buttholes and down their throats

>>938057213
The cutest

>>938057342
The more, the merrier

>>938053794
Literal HITLER

>>938057406
Which one likes their ass pounded harder?

hungry

>>938057478
They are quite competitive

>>938057088
I hope so too but I kind of doubt it sadly I think I heard her say she dates girls now, because men have mistreated her :|
but I’ve also read that notebook page she released on how she ended up trans, and it talks a lot about her wanting men to use her, sooo

>>938057596
I hope she'll change her mind soon enough then

>>938056999
Is that Maddy, what a slut

>>938057647
I’m sure she can’t resist getting double dicked-down for too long, anon

>>938057647
I wonder how Hunter feels about her co-star wanting trans people exterminated.

>>938057800
I wish I could be there when that happens

Young Emma Roberts

>>938057916
She must be used to meeting retards by now

>>938057926
>Multiple purpose device

>>938057916
Syd loves and supports Hunter, anon.

>>938057924
I hope that happens for you, it would be magical

>>938058030
>Syd loves and supports Hunter, anon.
>unironically believing that
lol

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>>938058030
You have no enemies anon

>>938058030
That would be the absolute dream

>>938058096
what celeb is cara fucking next?

>>938058066
I do believe that

>>938058096
that is a very sweet statement which also feels like a threat somehow

>>938058099
Don’t let your dreams be memes

>>938058192
>fuckbot reporting for duty

>>938058167
Syd
>>938058192
Pretty

>>938058167
More like settling down and loving gently, because of her age meaning its really the time for her babies

>>938058192
I can't say anything right

>>938057520
Mophie is so fun to nut to

>>938058595
Always a good pick

>>938058505
syd getting so much attention lately
>>938058579
but...but bdsm

>>938058192
>>938058713

>>938058738
You accidentally posted your local parlor masseuse instead of a celebrity

BREASTS

>>938058838
shes a kpop star

>>938058894
Go post her in a Korean board then

>>938058928
doesnt exist

It's the red letter day, somehow. You pick the significance.

K-pop stars are celebs.

>>938058717
>Sophie and Maisie get on their knees
>Maisie pulls that dress down exposing Sophie's tits and tells you to cum on them
>do you
>a. Cover Sophie's titties with ropes and ropes of hot cum (spitting on her face afterwards is optional)
>b. Turn towards Maisie and drench her fuckface in everything you have in your balls, making Sophie watch you choose to cum all over Maisie's face and not give her one drop

BRAIDS

>>938059234
I feel like facefucking Cara would be insane she seems like she wants to please

>>938059203
b is the right answer

>>938058579
>I can't say anything right
don’t beat yourself up anon

>>938059203
>c. cum on sophie's tits, then lick my cum off them and share it in a kiss with maisie

>>938059326
BLACKED

>>938059326
So being so perfect anon. Jk, continue.

>>938059282
Nicee nicee
>>938059337
This is very original and hot!

>>938059203
why can't maisie let me cum on her tiny tits instead ;_;

>>938059269
You wouldn't defile this cutsie face

>>938059511
Don't get me wrong, Sophie's tits are nice but how could you resist this face?

>>938059573
You're right Maisie is just too cute, that cute nose is asking for cum

Cara is high fashion ambassador and the face of Gucci and whatnot. Light kisses is the top ceiling, I feel like.

>>938059713
wholesome innocent virgin gf Cara

>>938059534
How do you know they are tiny

>>938059820
Yesss. The perpetual status quo of will they won they in everything!

where nu

Allison plx

get the fuck

celeb wife swapping club

Livvy Dunne had her Wikifeet page deleted - WTF
What am I supposed to stroke to now?

>>938060939
>>938060939
>>938060939
here