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Anonymous No.938055340 >>938056133 >>938056185 >>938056652 >>938056979 >>938057115 >>938062810 >>938068761
Have you thought about Greta today?
Don't forget about her.
Anonymous No.938056040 >>938056170
Why would I? She's ugly AF and a 10th degree boner killer. See way too much of her ugly mug.
Anonymous No.938056133 >>938056219
>>938055340 (OP)
Every morning I check to see what she's been up to. TIL greta is a fellow crocs enjoyer, though I'm sure hers are second-hand.
Anonymous No.938056170
>>938056040
You must be thinking of someone else, not this angel.
Anonymous No.938056185
>>938055340 (OP)
I never even heard of her. Some down syndrome girl? Why would I care?
Anonymous No.938056219
>>938056133
>Every morning I check to see what she's been up to

Same bro
Anonymous No.938056318
I support her climate activism, but I always thought this was funny
Anonymous No.938056578
Anonymous No.938056652
>>938055340 (OP)
>Have you thought about Greta today?
Not until I saw your thread.
>Don't forget about her.
Why not? I don't care about her.
Anonymous No.938056979
>>938055340 (OP)
Damn, Greta is cute.
Would marry and impregnate.
Anonymous No.938057115 >>938057284 >>938057433 >>938057436 >>938057586 >>938057812
>>938055340 (OP)
I'm thinking that I would love to eat her asshole!
Anonymous No.938057284
>>938057115
Anonymous No.938057433 >>938066587 >>938066995
>>938057115
Beware anon, her vegan diet includes plenty of legumes so she can get very gassy.
Anonymous No.938057436 >>938057812
>>938057115
I would stick my tongue up her asshole as far as it could go
Anonymous No.938057586
>>938057115
Anonymous No.938057812
>>938057115
>>938057436
Anonymous No.938058122 >>938064549
Make sure to eat poop to reduce food waste
Anonymous No.938058851
qt
Anonymous No.938059550 >>938059656 >>938062732 >>938064279
Million dollar idea: Greta makes a sexy pin-up calendar for 2026 with all proceeds going to various environmental causes.

January: Winter themed, perhaps unzipped parka with nothing underneath.
Feb: Valentines theme, obv. Heart shaped bed?
March: ?
April: naked in a rainshower?
May: ?
June: ?
July: summer themed, beach and bikini
Aug: ?
Sept: ?
Oct: Halloween, obv. Need to think of a good costume(s).
Nov: ?
Dec: Christmas. Naked popping out of a big Christmas present?
Anonymous No.938059656 >>938059730
>>938059550
Honestly if she just did everything she's currently doing right now - touring eastern europe and attending climate protests - but with no bra, so her nipples were always poking at her threadbare thrifted shirts, it would draw massive attention to her cause.
Anonymous No.938059730 >>938060315
>>938059656
True. Showing more tummy would be good too.
Anonymous No.938060315
>>938059730
I'm going to be getting her a cat
Anonymous No.938061219 >>938063063 >>938064335
I hope Greta goes to Brazil and joins in a Xingu dance, with the traditional costume and body paint
Anonymous No.938062732 >>938064539
>>938059550
I think in honour of climate change, and veganism, and all that jazz, I'd like to nominate myself to cook and eat her.
Anonymous No.938062810 >>938062882
>>938055340 (OP)
Sorry OP, I need all my energy so I can remember Dre.
Anonymous No.938062882 >>938066950
>>938062810
It's important that we should all remember Dre.
Anonymous No.938063063
>>938061219
nice idea. I'd also love to see her in a dirndl for Oktoberfest.
Anonymous No.938064279 >>938064304
>>938059550
July: Midsommer inspired, with those flowers head thingies, and a translucid summer dress, where her siluette is perfectly visible.
Anonymous No.938064304
>>938064279
mmm
Anonymous No.938064335 >>938064422 >>938064474
>>938061219
Hol' up. Is she checking out the lady's tits next to her? Sure looks like it to me. Is she bi now?
Anonymous No.938064422 >>938064694
>>938064335
Anonymous No.938064474
>>938064335
I'm sure there are plenty of ladies who would like to find out
Anonymous No.938064539 >>938065245
>>938062732
So, you are going to cook her dinner and then eat her pussy? That's so kind of you!
Anonymous No.938064549
>>938058122
Poop eat for sure
Anonymous No.938064694
>>938064422
>so after this, you and I will roll around in bed together?
>Greta nodding: yeah
Anonymous No.938065245
>>938064539
...I can also do that, if that's more morally acceptable. I don't know what the standards are these days. I don't get out much.
Anonymous No.938066058 >>938066260
Goodnight enjoyers
Anonymous No.938066260 >>938066291
>>938066058
Dem Thighs
Anonymous No.938066291 >>938066335
>>938066260
made for kissing
Anonymous No.938066335 >>938066446
>>938066291
*Slurp*
Anonymous No.938066446
>>938066335
Anonymous No.938066587 >>938066778
>>938057433
All the more reason to dig in, anon.
Anonymous No.938066638
>Don't forget about her.

Who
Anonymous No.938066778
>>938066587
this
Bobby Budnick No.938066950 >>938067009
>>938062882
omg i forgot about Dre!!
Bobby Budnick No.938066995
>>938057433
Greta confirmed for certified brap hogg
Anonymous No.938067009
>>938066950
why you...
Anonymous No.938068761 >>938069170 >>938069528
>>938055340 (OP)
No. She's a cunt.
Anonymous No.938069170
>>938068761
take it back nigger
Takopi No.938069331
Anonymous No.938069528
>>938068761
No, dont stop.
Anonymous No.938071261
She’s cute
Anonymous No.938071332