Thread 938058606

>MR PRESIDENT, WHY ARE YOU ON THE ROOF?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb3MaiHimkc

>shows free will
>NOOOOOOOOOO

>>938058606 (OP)
so why is he on the roof?

>>938058609

"I might be above you, but nothing is beneath me"

>>938058609
he fell

>>938058609
Goddamn neighbor kids kicked their soccer ball up there again.

>>938058606 (OP)
THIS IS DANGEROUS TO OUR DEMOCRACY!!!! FASCISM!!!!

>>938058606 (OP)
Diddler on the Roof

Bugbrained strivers and career bureaucrats simply don't understand a natural leader that wants to make sure everything is going well no matter what that is

it's a beautiful beautiful roof. you can see all of dc from this roof, truly the best roof in the world

>>938058609
he got dem brain dawgs

>>938058613
Where are the Epstein-trump rape files?

I always get the impression that absolutely nobody in DC does any actual work

>>938058614
youtube comment

>>938058609
thought he had misplaced the epstein list there

>>938058621

define "actual work" and while doing so be careful not to use any marxist-leninist dialectic

>>938058609
Neighbors threw a frisbee up there

>>938058615
>depression, isn't that just a fancy word for being ""bummed out"" ?
>dwigt, you ignorant slut!

>>938058615
>>938058606 (OP)

EPSTEIN FILES STOP

>>938058606 (OP)
>BREAKING: President Trump sleeps naked on the White House roof because he believes it gives him SEXUAL powers

>>938058625
Repairing fencelines, clearing ditches, laying asphalt, stuff like that.

>>938058609
Diddler on the roof

>>938058628
>>938058620
schizo

>>938058617
Why does he talk like that anyway? Does he think he sounds cool or sumthing?

Did he lose weight? Looks a lot slimmer.

>>938058609
He’s bad and he’s orange and he hurts my feelings

>>938058606 (OP)
he's feeling Fearless (1993) like Jeff Bridges

>>938058635
You have to be 18 years or older to use this website

>>938058606 (OP)
Politics isn't television and film. Please delete your thread, then re-post it on the politics board: >>>/pol/

>>938058633
He’s a born salesman, you wouldn’t know anything about that because you have no business skills and live in your mom’s basement on welfare.

>>938058609
dementia

>>938058640
Where are the Epstein files?

>>938058631
kek

>>938058636
its the top comment on the plebbit post

>>938058638
Tell that to the orange fascist in the White House

"im doland trump, and this is jackass"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlxmKsTvcLg

>>938058622
If it was Biden they made that joke about you'd be posting one of your laughing tranime girl reaction gifs.

Have you ever just sat on the roof with a beer iswnjna iyouru Hadn and ewhatchedad the sunriseeset> ? thhebra no betrty feelign in th eeo wrld thunak u donaldkj turshpm

>>938058633
why does he talk like a 13 year old, constantly bragging about things that never happened, aren't real and aren't relevant ?
because deep down he's scared and he's arrogant and he doesn't know any better

>>938058642
Stop spamming the thread with your antisemitic conspiracy theories.

>>938058609
he's rehearsing for the broadway musical Diddler on the Roof

>>938058642
He sold them

>>938058633
read his book Art of the Deal. Basically he intentionally hyperbolizes things for attention and inspiring people. When he build buildings in new york he always pitched them as the greatest ever, and new york (which is also the greatest city on earth by the way) deserves nothing less.

President Trump is climbing the white house. Why is he climbing the white house?
Because he's in love.

>>938058634
he's on withdrawal from underage pussy

>>938058606 (OP)
Diddler on the Roof.

>>938058649
>he's scared and he's arrogant and he doesn't know any better
Thank you for the accurate description of every registered democrat in 2025.

>release the epsitine files!
>oooo trumps on the roof

he wiggled his way out of it

>>938058657
>every politician in the history of the world
Ftfy

Kid Fiddler On the Roof

>>938058658
>all you have to do to get out of raping children is to stand on your roof
Wtf why would the jews hide this from us

Listen, so what if Trump trafficked little girls to Epstein and bombed Iran? He got Steven Colbert fired and that's all that matters

>>938058630
I build predictive models so that the logistics system that delivers your fence materials operates more efficiently. Is this real work or an email job at jew daycare?

>>938058609
why not? does that trigger you snowflake? does it make you seethe and dilate when a real man is on a roof?

>>938058609
someone joked about unsupervised kids on the roof

>>938058666
youtube comment

>>938058667
>anyone who attacks my jewish puppet is from youtube

>>938058609
He's on the lookout for Israel critics he can withhold FEMA aid from.

HE'S GONE ONTO THE OTHER ROOF! GROGNALLLLD! GROGNALD BLUMPF! TWO ROOFS? TWO ROOFS FOR YOU? GROGNALLLLLLLD!

Why won't Trump release the Epstein files?

>>938058668
no when you make corny, obvious jokes for upvotes it's a youtube comment

>>938058672
truth social comment

>>938058629
>trump is a ball sunner
who knew?

>>938058669
Based
Total Palestinian death

>>938058609
why aren't YOU on the roof, libtard?

>>938058631
lmao

>>938058675
>t. Schlomo Kikestein

>>938058628
lol

>>938058676
Because I didn't diddle a bunch of kids on a private island and I don't need to try and distract the media to stop them asking about it

>>938058606 (OP)
there's a middle-school next door and he likes to go up there and jork it

There is truly no point in these threads anymore. There isn't any actual debate anymore, hardly anyone understands reason or logic, it's just two narratives being presented in what is supposed to look like organic conversation. But it is so obvious there is a script or at least pavlovian responses to triggers. Couldn't you have at least been original? No I suppose that would defeat the purpose of these threads

>>938058840
waaaah you mad about pedo Trump? me too bro

>>938058840
What's there to debate? How many kids Trump fiddled?

>>938058631
>>938058636
found the redditors

>>938058614
Holy shit that's good

>>938058957
found the pedo apologist

>>938058957
how would you know
ha tellin on yourself fag

>>938058628
Kek

Guys, I'm beginning to worry that Trump wasn't being sincere in his election campaign

>>938058606 (OP)
Humpty Trumpty. But not today.

>>938058606 (OP)
This man is a fucking genius

>>938059363
Lol nope

>>938059419
Sorry, I meant to say 'a fucking diddler'

>>938060915
based

I so wish one day Trump just gets really drunk and drunk tweets the whole unredacted Epstein files followed by "yeah I'm in it, suck my wrinkly ugly dick libtards."

>thread is moved from /tv/ to /b/
>thread declines in quality immediately

>>938064247
me too brother
you should wear your maga hat proudly on that day

>>938064753
I didn't mean that as a good thing lol. At this point Trump has been making himself look like a bumbling retard and it's been funny to watch. A nice, incriminating drunk text would be right up his alley at this point.

>>938058609
to throw illegals off of it

>>938058606 (OP)
it's literally his house, who gives a fuck? he can keep a dead hooker in the basement if he wants.

>>938065294
The White House isn't his house dumbass. It's a house literally for the people. It's also why so many people are pissed that he's wasting money for a ballroom, something that nobody asked for, instead of doing important shit like addressing the Epstein files (which he has full control to release if he really wanted to), addressing Russia (instead of acting like Putin's little ass kisser), and finding a fair and legal way to deport illegals instead of targeting anyone who's brown.

You retards can't stop licking this dictator's boots.

>>938058606 (OP)
Wierdest thing is conservatives acting like ti's some incredible achievement and feat of masculinity.
They genuinely seem to think that he just free climbed his way up the outside of the building instead of being helped up some stairs.

>>938065587
That's part of the fun.

>>938065587
Well, Trump's supporters are actually mentally challenged, so you can't be too surprised.

>>938064711
>thread is moved away from /tv where you'll get banned for speaking ill of president pedo
>/pol/cuck whines that his safe space has been threatened
really makes you think

>>938065865
We are simple people. Big man Thump go on roof, make him look heap big strong.

>>938065891
Well, at least you're honest about it. I get jealous of stupid people sometimes. They don't think too much and contemplate everything. Simply existing is enough for them.

>>938065981
Yes, you leftists tend to be intellectual and neurotic to a fault. Try to just live in the moment.

>>938066027
That's physically and mentally impossible for me, dude. I'm not saying I'm some genius by any means, but I tend to overthink everything and all it does is cause me existential dread. I'm jealous of religious people for this reason as well. They simply believe their God exists and it brings them joy and comfort, yet I can't stop thinking about how I'll cease to exist one day and how there likely isn't a God to comfort me. Yet at the same time, HOW was the Universe created? Sure, the theory is the Big Bang, but even so, what caused that to happen? What outside force influenced the Big Bang to occur, which put all of this into motion?

It's too much. This is why I drink right here. Makes me feel stupid and happy for a little bit.

weirdeest thing is liberals acting like ti's some insane thing to be doing.
Guy is just checking the roof work and full trump derangement syndrome all they can see is red.

>>938058615
>BREAKING NEWS
>The president guy is on a building instead of in a building
>To help break down this monumental event - again, this is BREAKING news - let's go to our chief president-location-analyst, John Rivers. John?

>>938058674
I met with Xi over in China - nice guy, really great guy, we got along very well - he said I had the most sun burnt balls he had ever seen.

Really sunburnt. Spectacular. That's what he said. The finest - really, the FINEST - leather on my scrotum.

>>938058655
he should have tried those adhesive underage pussy patches to help with the cravings

or, as I call it, Honey Select

>>938058606 (OP)
he tries soo hard to pretend hes just a normal, relatable guy.

I mean, what Executive officer doesn't get on the roof to inspect work? come on, its just a normal thing to do.

>>938058606 (OP)
Oh good. if he knows as much about roofs as he does about... anything (other than fucking kids) we may just see another white house burn down in our lifetime.
Exciting times!

>>938058658
jurisdiction doesn't reach to the roof
you've got to give him credit, it was a genius move

>>938058840
most of the politically charged comments are not from actual /b/tards

it pains me to invoke this card, but... I'm an oldfag. it used to be at least 50% bullshit jokes. now it's 10% at most.

>>938058606 (OP)
someone told him there was a minor on the roof
sadly it was just a miner
*depraved donny's sad face*

>>938058631
Finally someone got to use this. *claps*

>>938058809
I dont take your word for it, sorry, you're likely a pedophile because there's no evidence that says your not.