Thread 938059551

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floof

hi floof

pat pat

>>938060457
hi hi

>>938060256
Yes

>>938060256
No.

>>938060457
Hola Patty

is dat sum parsnip? hi parsnip

pat pat

Ded

as disco

I'm eating cheese

mmm cheese

>>938064568
Yeah it's a weird one, kind of a mix between a Brie and a blue cheese

okay so maybe I'm not working full time, but 4+ hours a day is good
I'm so tired, I want to nap now

>>938064633
No naps! You need to condition yourself to the grueling never-ending exhaustion that is adulting

>>938064676
yeah, I was thinking about playing Assetto Corsa: Competizione anyway which I forgot I owned
my brain is not setup for racing right now, but I wanna do it

>>938064734
Actual Sim racing without rewind is hard as hell

>>938064749
yes it is, but I enjoy it
Assetto Corsa would be fun, but the stupid content manager for mods broke everything, so I was just like, "nah, fuck this shit" and downloaded ACC
I'd love to get a proper direct drive wheel and better pedals and a rig one day

bleh

dogs soon

>>938065116
8butts fw

>>938065161
I need to shower tomorrow my hair is getting all tangly

>>938065206
same
also i kinda stink

no you don't

BUNCHA STINKY ASS NIGGAS

>>938065255
you're right i actually smell irresistible

>>938065206
>>938065230
stinkers
yeens and skonks you are

fw?

>>938065289
Post yeenis

>>938065315
face when

freakin' wendigos

Fren With?
Fun Winner?
Fair Weather?

>>938065374
oh, I usually see it used as "fuck with"
cute snep

>>938065338
okay :3

insufferable

>>938065338
https://i.4cdn.org/an/1754223029134049.jpg

FUCKIN WENDIGOS

guh
idk what has gotten into me lately but I guess it's good

no horny

yeen
iss

stinky

>>938065577
So many of the great artists, composers, and writers of the 20th and 21st centuries were all fascinated by the occult, the occult has permeated through the centuries into the minds of many

I wonder which post the bot copied that from, not wrong though
>Aleister Crowley

>>938065923
yes

ok ima go do dogs now

>>938065811
stop stalking me

if my marigold hasn't bloomed by now is it doomed for the year?

Consult the garden witch

I don't think she likes me

assert ur dominance, eat the marigold

I'll take that into consideration patty

>>938066329
idk exactly what the growing season is there, but it probably has another month or so of good temps and light
also my pot marigolds overwintered fine outdoors, yours might do ok inside on a sunny windowsill

>>938066380
i eat mine occasionally, poor man's saffron
mostly i use them for poultices though, great for sunburn

>>938066423
the windowsill do be sunny. thanks.

giwtwm

Just eat a lot

I bet someone will invent butt pregnancy in our lifetimes.

god i hope not, death to degeneracy

I'm a little bit sad that I'll probably never have kids
I cried about it a few weeks ago

It sorta exists and its quite horrifying

uhh what do you reckon the odds are on consciousness transfer to engineered catgirl body?

5%

non zero
but still very unlikely

>>938067000
Nice trips

Sun becomes cat girl, I become cat girl, I get some butt preggers

>>938067030
you don't need to get pregnant to get cummed in

am I a race-traitor for buying BF6 despite their hard no-linux stance?

>>938067106
fuck the police

>>938067144
I'm too old to be boycotting games

GAMER TRAITOR

bunny traitor

im no bnuy traitor

>AI slop
>letting bnuuy electrocute themself

bnuy is electro proof, that's where we get out copper (to sell and consume)

get pregnant

no thanks

nick = homosex

>>938067695
not you dweeb

>>938067800
there are no cis females here so good luck with that

>>938067809
sunshine

the grave calls for me

>>938067913
excuse me?

>>938067963
sunshine

sunshine is it true you have a uterus?

no comment

I used to know a trans girl that like a vestigial uterus or whatever they call it.
I think they're nonbinary now. meh.

i go walk dogs
and thread falls off a cliff

enjoy the dogs walk

sorry

we have failed E

Its Erver

I sleep

what pg-13 topic do we pivot to?

we ask what flavor pizzadilla is on the menu today

iwas honestly think of just leftover pizza tonight. I don't feel like cooking.

this new King of the Hill is cringe
maybe would have worked 5 years ago
Has the same problem new Simpsons has
the over referencing of the modern world.

thats unfortunate, i was looking forward to it

the modern world is cringe

i had a frozen pizza

i hope it was TOMBSTONE

lol, how would they not reference the real world?
Hank literally shanks hands with Bush in the early seasons.
bet you're just mad because they make fun of the right.

>>938069006
did you eat it frozen, or did you leave it out in the sun for a few hours?

although tbh I never liked King of the Hill that much to begin with

well there you go

>>938069050
there's this wonderful invention known as an oven!

HE HAS A WEAK HANDSHAKE!

Bobby was always too much secondhand cringe for me

>>938069104
I use oscillating light frequencies.

Beavis and Butthead worked because its two retards doing retard shit

the real world really shouldn't invade Arlen too much. its too redneck to give a fug about whats happing outside the near middle of nowhere texas.

i typed this out, was about to deteet it, but said meh.

>>938069178
ye reboot B&B is funny

my other TV related take this week is that venture bros season 1&2 are peak
season 3 is mid
season 4 is where it picks back up and is good in a different way from the earlier seasons but

Can't believe koth and south park have both gone woke.
Right-wing entertainment is dead.

where the fug do you pull 16 billion moolah out of?

>>938069322
this has been frustrating me and i don't even watch colbert

>>938069515
thank god you're at least still sane

Colbert is still a gay homo faggot

>>938069751
I can't think of a way to type out what I want to in a concise way, so im not going to.

I'm so fucking tired
I want to sleep already

same

I'm about to just go to sleep
idc that it's only 9, I'm old now anyway

>>938070284
go on...

>>938070364
I cut off the crusts of two slices yesterday for a pizzadilla. Now I am eating those two slices and I dont have to deal with the less satisfying crusts.

I still kinda wanna try slidding into FR's DMs...

>>938070446
yum

dewit
>>938070319
nini

you can cut off the crusts of pizzas and make bread sticks; the same crap you get at olive garden and just dip them in sauce like you normally would.

>>938070633
soon

>>938070663
life hacks

>>938070873
nice

reposting because fuck you

>>938070666
>>938070777
tings

wow, ok

>>938070944
I am the god of gets
666 is my best number

you walked right into it
you should have expected this

benis

bed

girl peen

there he goes

>>938071037
night 8bit

gay

>>938071270
you did it again

I need sim racing friends

former housemate was into racing sims, gave them my vr set and got a decent driving wheel and stuff for them

Hazardous nuclear material stolen by a dog leads to panic.

Im so fucking tired of DOGS BARKING ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

they're a lot of fun
I'd ask if she'd be interested in talking and playing together but that might be a little awkward

>>938071887
Darwin, serious question. Is this character in your posts from anywhere?

he is a saucy raton

Darwin is a skaven?

fuck I wanna keep playing
but I already took the wheel off and put the keyboard tray back on

or is he from freya tribe or sumting?

I can't think of/don't know any other fictions that have rat peoples!

This shit was in my Facebook feed WTF

nick bein a homosex on the facebook

>>938072713
i see no policy violations
hehe

>>938072713
im just glad furry shit hasn't invaded my pootoob feed.

>>938072776
judy does not have pads on the bottom of her feet (beans).

Darwin does not entertain curiosity.

>>938072811
there was no policy subsection related to pawpads

>>938072713
why do you still have FB?
I deleted mine earlier this year

beans on bunnies: highly ill eagle.

the last time i tried to do anything YEARS ago on facebook they were all like: we havent seen you in years, we need to confirm who the fug you are, please take a picture of your ID or someshit, i barely remember, and said fug this im never coming back to this site again, they can keep the less than two dozen posts i ever made there.

It was literally required for so much dumb shit back in the 2005ish to the 2015s.

>>938073204
MAKE THE WORLD STOP TWITCH. I WILL MELT WITH YOU!!!!

I need to sleep now
night

>>938073234
The worl has stopp-ed
>>938073240
nini

>>938073315
how often do you actually lurkupdate yourself on the bunny general over at /an/?

my wife likes the bunny general a lot
we browse /an/ together all the time

>>938073392
Not enough, sadly

Mad Rat Dead.

>>938073640
Thank you.
That be some good lore.

el raton returns

Darwin is a rat god. Praise!

And as the chaos gods gathered, a 5th god lurked off to the side in the form of a giant rat.

You fags are old now. You wasted almost 20 years here spamming furry porn just to spite Bernal. Life went on and your bodies aged, your hairlines receded, and your goals never accomplished. You made “friends” whom you never met in person.

What a waste of time.

my hairline is doing just fine, thankyouverymuch

>>938073924
Hi anon!

Well, I didn't get to see the movie. The volume at work never let up and I couldn't leave early. There's no overnight relief person for the next two nights, so I have no option to leave before the end of my shift tomorrow. The Bad Guys 2 will simply have to wait until Friday.

On a much more somber note, we had a patient today who had a heart attack while crossing a median. She drove into a pond and was submerged for over 20 minutes.

When they brought her in, they still put her on oxygen and waited a good minutes to pronounce her dead.

sounds bad

>>938073987

That's not a lich. That's Skeletor.

>>938073924

What the hell am I reading, brother?

>>938074715
its one of /tg/s older and not so good works. the robots had and still have a really hard time with skeletons.

>>938074797

AI still reaches out and grabs what it can from existing media. That's Skeletor.

My sister likes to tell the story about the time that they brought a decapitated man into the hospital where she works and the doctor was like, "What do you want me to do? This person is dead," before he walked away.

I get the feeling that, if that patient's body had been brought to the facility where I work, they would have put the head on oxygen so that they could dot their i's and cross their t's.

>>938074999
I think my favorite recent major fuck up I've seen an AI do was a request to draw Olympus Mons from Mars. And its very clear it has no idea what that mountain actually looks like.

>>938075100


Did it draw an Olympus camera?

>>938075124
The lack of eyes on skeletons in both real art and in fake crap disappoints me like how furries never wear shoes.

>>938075193

Mammals sweat through their paw pads. Wrapping them up in shoes would be unbearably hot.

They'd probably go *very* light on clothing too.

>>938075170
So it's like, a nice rocky and reddish landscape. and just a big picturesque mountain in the background.
When Olympus Mons is actually so big that it just appears as the rest of the landscape. the damn mountain is the size of france and over 20km high.

I could see furries wearing sandals.

That probably wouldn't be unbearable.

>>938075269
i imagine my furries prefer loose clothingto prevent chaffing. In equatorial and warmer climates, especially coastal regions, going topless is reasonably common.
but in cities you still stub your toes and step in gum and shit if you dont wear shoes.
Clothing is for protection and even more, clothing is culture.

One of the dreams in which I was a cat made me realize that, in a world where furries existed, foot washes would probably be a standard feature in public restrooms.

Walking around on bare paws is one thing, but to walk across a bathroom floor -- through people's urine and other such germs? Yeah, you'd want to get those things washed.

And, of course, they'd constantly be "temporarily out of service" because companies wouldn't want to pay the water bill for such courtesies.

Heck, the drinking water dispenser in the **ER** that I work for has been out of service for two months.

They keep bottles of water on hand to give to patients, whereas doctors and nurses are encouraged to pour tap water from the sink. The alternative is going up to the second floor to get a working fountain.

I bring in a grocery bag full of water bottles every day and tend to my own needs.

>938075546
>>938075546
>>938075546

>>938075422
hoof supremacy

>>938075564

I wouldn't mind a wife with hooves, like pic related: >>938060256

>>938059551 (OP)
Soon, when there is no more room in hell, the furries will take over the Earth and put every anti-furry troll in a re-education centers, like in that one Flanders dystopian future depicted in Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors, when Homer was traveling to different futures with a toaster.