Thread 938060123

Soon I'll be having access to picrels apartment for 4 days as I'm to help her with feeding her animals while she's traveling. Would you do anything else there if you were given this chance?

>>938060123 (OP)
Panties

>>938060123 (OP)
Drill 3/32 holes approx. 1/32 apart in scattered patterns across her walls and as the tint holes gather dust the image of Gary Busey looking like a maniac appears.

>>938060887
Good prank

replace all her low calorie snacks with high calorie snacks

>>938060123 (OP)
you haven't been given the chance. you're just meeting someone new.
this threads been reported.

Search for hidden cash

>>938061462
Must be fun at parties hey, I wanted to hear what others would do in my position. Not what I will actually do you dingus

>>938061719
all y'all would come up with is the most outlandish, cringey shit you can think of. "rape her" or something else equally as awful. then you'd talk about how you hate women and what a bitch she is. and this thread would conclude with each of you tearing into each other by calling each other names over some minor annoyance, likely political.

i've seen this fucking thread a million times.

>>938061818
Sure you have bud, but I haven't as I don't lurk here all the time

so she let you into her place for 4 days and you immediately go onto the taint of the internet and post her photo and ask random psychopaths for ideas. this is why women should not consort with men who are not their husbands, fathers or brothers.