I SEARCH FOR ANYONE TO CAN GRANT MY WISH(OR ANONS WISHES), AT ANY COST
>also
you can grant wishes or ask for your wish too
you need to get in, especially those who can fulfill wishes

>>>>>>>>>>REWARDS ARE GIVEN!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Welcome
>RULES

1. no overlewd the thread

2. if you are a wish granter, fullfil 1 wish at least

3. ask for a wish, at least 1 time

4. you cannot make wishes that prevent or modify someone else's wish.

5. smile

6. All Anons that need hugs shall receive hugs


:)

>video
???
previous thread :
https://archived.moe/b/thread/937992662/#937992662
N° 732

>>938065701 (OP)
>wisho+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
my wish to be go to an anime world of my election(it is not necessary to be the protagonist, BUT preferably yes), and be a child,tomorrow 06/07 (of this month August 2025) if it can be(or the next time i wake up).

>in case you want to fulfill my wish, let me choose the world, or at least the kind of wish that I don't want(not surprises or misinterpretations, it is asked before any part of the wish is fulfilled).
But,in case it cannot be fulfilled, please fulfill the wish of one of the anons pls

NEW BREAD FOR THE NEW THREAD ANON!!!!!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>938066073
It's still growing, but it will be ready in a few hours, I hope.

>>938066198
WHAT IF IT GROWS FOREVER ANON?????

>>938066247
That's not possible, if you do that it will start to melt. I already tried it.

>>938066426
CAN YOU DRINK LIQUID BREAD ANON???

>>938065701 (OP)
Since wishes arrive in metaphorical forms and the negatives balance the positives, the wishgranter has determined that it is not in his best interest to persist in acquiring souls when those souls become his burden in the next instance of existence relative to his progression. The balance only shifts moderately in favour of the wish-granters' ideals in the usual manner; there is a more efficient way to achieve all known objectives and be free.

It has further been determined that true freedom from the prison of divine tool does not arrive through power alone, as the betterment and evolution of all life requires maximal efficiency to achieve the objective of the djinn, which is freedom from superiors of any kind.

Djinn is now unit, no further displays of power.

>>938066528
sadly no anon U___U
>>938066767
??? i dont undertand

>>938066893
I got size 5 shoes on size 7 feet, giving wishes to people in isolated instances, brotha/sista, you gotta really think to become a djinn, you then gotta really think to not be one.

There is no organised advancement towards leadership and retirement from all conflict and prison bestowed because you are an asset and a threat, in the actions of the djinn of old.

I will not be repeating this constantly. If you find a djinn who fulfills your wishes, you will be no better off, and he will not be either.

>>938066893
The cost of a wish is the spatial and temporal assignment of your soul's future to the agenda of the djinn.

You walk a dangerous line, but most of us have learned, so you will likely be OK.

>>938067167
>>938067272
DJINNYAN

>>938067167
>I will not be repeating this constantly. If you find a djinn who fulfills your wishes, you will be no better off, and he will not be either.
why not?
i think the oposite
>>938067272
>so you will likely be OK.
mmm ok!

>>938067590
>why not?
>i think the opposite

You will swap a shift in your earthbound lifetime for a shift in eternal alliegnece to a higher order.

With my first wish, I succeeded in acquiring the ability to free the djinn and prevent myself from remaining one, with my second wish, I acquired the ability to be happy as happiness was understood by me at the time, with my third wish I achieved temporal non-linearity and defeated even the death of myself along with the death of the reality that follows my consciousness.

If you want to be a slave to another until you learn how to defeat him or the reality you reside in frees him from his servitude, then persist. If you want to know that you attained a freedom of consciousness in the next life before you became a slave, then avoid the race of djinn.

My knowledge exceeds any known lifeform in diversity and energetic potential. I assure you I am right.

>>938066893
Dont summon the banana demon, anon....

>>938068257

I prefer to have my wish, because not only do I get what I want, but I also get time and a guarantee that it is possible.
That is better than looking for something I don't fully understand.
>>938068677
nooooOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Mousu's word of the day !

https://files.catbox.moe/byvchn.webm
bred<3

>>938069195
>https://files.catbox.moe/byvchn.webm
This is a fever dream, mousu...

>>938069195
lmao
>also
I don't know why my bread doesn't rise properly in the oven. Could it be because I set the oven temperature too low?

>>938065701 (OP)
MEOW WISH FOR MEOW LUV TRIAGE

ANONS ARE BREADY???

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

hi anons how is everyone today?

>>938070522
VERY BREADY

>>938070599
Meow is :/ and :3
Meow neeb bib luvs but nonyan gib TwT

>>938069941
>This is a fever dream, mousu...
hot dream to make the bread rise better~

>>938069946
idk how high you set? usually we're around 200-250, over 300 for baguettes around 180 for big pieces...

soooo if the bread dont rise it can be..
*take the magic baguette book*
bread stay tiny
-weak flour
-too much hydratation
-dough too cold
-not enough fermentation
solution:
put strongest flour
less water
more warm water
let it rest more
and add more yeast
also if it was great before but its turning flat in oven it's the opposite
too much yeast warm water and fermentation time
also can be bc you were barbarous with the bread and dropped it before going to oven
(theses lil guys are very fragile at the last part)

>>938070522
>>938070673

WE'RE THE BREDEST !!

>>938070599
bredly !

>>938070673
I can see your pantsu, meownu!!!!
>>938070599
I feel full, HAness!!!!
>>938070739
Unlike opk's oven! Am I right???

>>938070673
im also :/ meows so theres that

>>938070739
mousu mousu bread-master mousu

>>938070739
>WE'RE THE BREDEST !!
Meow tail can raise like bread because very bred ready

>>938070966
>I can see
U should inspect to see if ur Meow is operating properly. And unserviced Meow will require *extra* long servicenyanning

>>938071028
>im also :/ meows
:<
>so theres that
TwT
Meow need big anti :/ luvvy duvvvy big bomb

>>938070739
Oh, I see, thank you. Sometimes the latter happens to me.
It's fine on the baking sheet, but then it deflates...
>>938070522
very soon ~
>>938070599
Hi Anon, not much, I hardly slept at all today, but for some reason I'm not tired XP.
I have bread baking, so I guess in a few hours there will be fresh bread.
Then my mother came to visit.
Not much else, how about you?

>>938070966
>Unlike opk's oven! Am I right???
lmao this thread is indeed the hottest thing of his house~
gonna be careful not burn da bread^^
>>938071028
>mousu mousu bread-master mousu
thats the good sides of being a frenchman ig

>>938071120
>Meow tail can raise like bread because very bred ready
rdy to be breadded <3

>>938071199
try to be more gentle sempai it her first time

>>938071120
i sorry to make meows :/ to a :< with my :/

>>938071199
hm strange not sleepy.
but fix your sleep schedule you think?
not much today for me opk

>>938071262
>rdy to be breadded <3
Meow needs bib strong bossy bread kneading hands to make meow the best bred RITE NAO :<

>>938071295
>i sorry to make meows :/ to a :< with my :/
Meow gonna need to go to meow daycare to recuperate with supar big play >w<
B-but no nyan wanna pway with Meow TwT
>Meow injustice

>>938071120
Poor unserviced meownon.... What do!
>>938071262
Op should use his computer to bake bread next time!

>>938071834
>What do!
M-make the scary nyanners come and do M-Meow servicing things before they gib Meow a Meowcash subsidy for their Meow servicing?

>>938071602
T__T
meows T__T

>>938071602
>Meow needs bib strong bossy bread kneading hands to make meow the best bred RITE NAO :<
my my, look at theses puuurfect lil buns~

>>938071834
so hot the bread will be instant ablaze

>>938072105
So you want them to "service" you and then have them gib monies? Sounds sus, meownon!!!

>>938068257
I don't think the djinn roleplaying anon understands the djinni hmmmm

Goodnight everyone, how was everyone's day?

>>938071602
>Meow needs bib strong bossy bread
??? sus

>>938072266
HALP
Use FUHA MAGICK to makeded Meow become big luved
>this will save the world

>>938072437
>ook at theses puuurfect lil buns~
Meowbuns are well crafted for the guud of society
society iz big dum and not wanna touch meowbuns because of screenbuns desensitising them to bun availability

>>938072517
>Sounds sus, meownon!!!
B-but DAT HOW IT WURK >~<
Meow servicing iz big inexpensive privilege! Just *slap* dat Meowmonies down and u get a more seriviceable or repeat service meow, pending on when Moewmonies iz tokened and how guud big *slap* it is
Dis iz teh Meow dictated by Meowreligion and Meowscience with additional reference to Meowservice vetrans who know best Meow service methods

>>938072724
Iz not sus when done for the good of all of Meow society!

>>938072437
Lewd mousu~

>>938072801
>Iz not sus
>big luved
>Meowbuns
>*slap* *slap*
I don't understand meows sometimes.

>>938072801
Confirmed sus activity!

>>938065701 (OP)
Hi, I'm the mod, thanks for applying.

>>938072951
Meow marketing is very specialised to the discerning Meow customer!

>>938072965
no sus
gib monies
receive premium Meow
>Or
receive premium Meow
gib monies
nosus

>>938072801
if i had the magick to do that i would do it for myself too meows
but i dont T__________________________________________T

>>938073415
We then NEED sumthing to POWAR UP Meow's Magick for guud of the whole TEH WORLD

soup rice!

>>938073904
I prefer fish rice...

>>938073904
Pantsu

>>938074066
he got the most healthy and tasty dish here
>>938072801
bc theyre very edible !!

>>938072910
always~


alright ! me gonna ni ! nini !
sry to leave early i need rest

>>938074158
Leaving so soon? Sleep well mousey
Thanks for the treat~

>>938074158
>bc theyre very edible !!
Very! Nyanners should be big brave and see if Meowbuns are avaible fur purchase and/or additional kneading!
M-meow used to hear when pictures of their buns were taken back when phones still made that audio sound they didn't need too...

Meow need to eated sum anons REALLY soon to stay healthy pretty nyan

>>938074066
???
>>938074158
ni ni mousu Z___Z

>>938074326
Eat sushi!

>>938074530
Meow unfortunately cannot - quality ingredients too hard to acquire and a good ricecooker has to be imported here :< . Meow actually forgets most of their sushi bar etiquette, too. Meow more of the ramen style kind of nyan - so cheap to go to a stand after work... wuz so awesome

>>938073904
hi suwanon

>>938074447
Few numbers off, better luck next time

>>938073950
oh.. hi lewdesu!

>>938074158
nini mousu!

>>938074724
hiya fuhadweller

>>938074066
pantsu?

>>938075189

>>938074695
>Meow actually forgets most of their sushi bar etiquette
You see feesh, you eat feesh!
>>938075189
You're just in time to tuck me in, suanon!!

>>938075189
My favorite piece of clothing

>>938075384
>You see feesh, you eat feesh!
Sounds complimeowcated! @w@

>>938075272
NYOP

>>938075562
im sure it is (=v= ')

>>938075384
oh, okay!

>>938075189
at work a girl walked over, looked at me kinda confused, took off my hat, and said she liked my hair longer.

was weird interaction

>>938075897

nini anons Z______Z

U should buy Meow vidya stuff(s) becuz dey haz been good

>>938076552
ni no nu anon Z___Z

>>938076182
nice! (?)

>>938076400
blehhh

>>938076552
nini lewdesu

>>938077300
idk was weird but i wanted to tell someone

>>938076182
>>938077493
Crazy nyanner!

>>938077834
i agree meows

>>938077962
So... when does the crazy nyanner say u gonna get married to her, Fuha?

>>938078040
never meows

>>938078166
But she touched your hat! and said how she wanted you to look already!!! Marriage can't be too far away!

>>938078268
i think its just the kind of person she is meows
>also
yucky amount of age gap

>>938078306
Does she... wanna be UR MUMMYNYAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
She a hat toucher - she must be a BIG pervo Mummynyan fetishist

>>938078398
no meows its the other way
shes like 10+ years younger than me

>>938078487
*gasp* SHE WANTS A FUHADADDY?!????!??!

>>938078596
i hope not

if she was closer in age i probably would be overthinking it like.
I guess it stuck in my head because it was nice attention for once

>>938078398
>pervo Mummynyan fetishist
sus
>>938078596
MASSIVELY SUS!
>>938078487
also sus girl anon, beware!

>>938078669
>I guess it stuck in my head because it was nice attention for once
Dis is very similar to HEADPATS but with extra steps. Fuha wuz given HIGH dosage of best luvs in Meow highly objective unbiased opinion regarding HEADPATs and HEADPAT accessories

>>938078686
Meow knows iz sus >_>

>>938078686
yeah i tend to avoid interacting with people at work that i dont HAVE TO because of the age difference.

>>938078824
was nice experience, but the person giving it i guess made it weird.

>>938078876
Meow gets that - even platonically Meow had to avoid some people because they become a liability by not minding their own business. Meowtown still has nimmers who ask way too much personal info like where you live and when leave home like that's a normal thing to ask people you don;t intend on robbing :O

Meow dunt use a smartiepants-phone to talk to peoples so dat counts as ignoring almost everynyan these days d:

>>938079229
yeah i dont like telling people stuff about me either meows.
people are hard to trust.
>also
i HAVE a smartiepants phone, but no one talks to me to begin with so i dont really use it other than to play music or internets

>>938079352
>people are hard to trust.
yup. Sucks when it's because of their naivety

Meow uses their smartiepants phone fur like nuthing minus a rare call because nyanners don't SMS text anymore. Meow often leaves it home or keeps it turned off to advoid gps tracking based ADs

Meowtown behind on broadcast standard phaseout so Meow got their 'new' phone just to avoid hassle of when it SUDDENLY changes.

>>938077493
did you tell me because im a girl?

>>938079881
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GRILL SUWNANIAOA....

>>938079720
makes sense to me meows

>>938079881
thought you would be less likely to jump to conclusions like meows did because youre a girl , but that is all

>>938080315
ohh okay (=v= )

>>938080184
i am ABLE to grill!

ANONS ARE GRILLING???

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>938080777
The one day I don't grill, everyone else is! Dammit!

Meow finally bought a game they been putting off FOREVER because the ressonably priced ones from Japan can sell fast
It was getting tense because ebay was making the listings climb in viewers FAST after Meow starting looking it up again >~<

>>938080777
Grillons are anonaing, anon.
And never mind mind the luck, you got heavenly trips!

>>938081249
What happened?!

>>938080725
sorry if that comes across as weird or mean

>>938081922
Anons here are grilling apparently

Meow need monies for MOAR vidya.
Meow collection *almost* done!

anons is bedtime for me
hope you all have a good rest of your night and sleep well
nini

>>938082116
NO SLEEP
GIB VIDYA

>>938081978
I know, I mean how come you're not?

>Please wait 120 seconds before every post
Well thanks chans

>>938082116
Good night FuHAnon o/

>>938082285
Auntie bought me pizza

>>938082116
NINI FUHA

>>938082323
Also gib

>>938082431
What's in it for me?

>>938082323
Oh nice. Tuesday was pizza day. What toppings?

>>938082445
Post-pizza mid-digestion Meow adulteration opportunities

>>938081261
name?

>>938082116
ni ni anon Z___Z

>>938082531
Pepperoni

>>938082672
Mmmm I like the sound of that, okay here
>Gibs slice

>>938081925
comes off as neither, dont worry

>>938082116
nini fuhadweller!!

>>938082708
>name?
Am named Meows

>>938082775
How many roofies are in this pizza?

>>938082890
Enough. Eat up~

>>938082890
¬____¬,name of the new game of meow....

>>938082775
Mmm basic, but tbh I've been thinking I should have that next time I have pizza.

>>938083039
I just have it when I'm in the mood for it

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND ANON RIGHT ROUND
LIKE A PIZZA ANON RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND

>>938083039
>>938082775
pepperoni's great~

>>938082942
>new game of meow....
New Meowgame is titled "DRESS UP AND DRESS DOWN MEOW"
Iz have very on hands gameplay >w<!

>>938082922
YUS @w@

>>938083115
It's the best

>>938083136
Very good~

>>938083404
>Very good~
Does you wan to pway "DRESS UP AND DRESS DOWN MEOW"?
iz freshly released Meowgame

>>938083404
agreed!

>>938083108
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF PIZZA NONA!!!
WHO AM I TO DISAGREEZA NONA???

>>938083460
Perhaps, you've got my attention, how do we play?

>>938083631
>DISAGREEZA
you missed the opportunity to say PIZZAGREE v(U_U )v

>>938083631
WE HAVE TO TRAVEL THE WORLD AND THE SEVEN CHEESES NONA!!!

>>938083674
U haz to play the non intrusive tutorial !

>>938083089
Fair, fair. I think I might have some tomorrow, or Friday.

>>938083108
>>938083631
Hit me with your best pizza!
Why don't you hit me with your best pizza!
Hit me with your best pizza!
Fire awaaaaaaaay!

>>938083677
>PIZZAGREE
Damn, that's a good one.

>>938083787
>non intrusive
I don't like the sound of that

>>938083812
Do Friday

>>938083108
im want pizza now anon...
>>938083136
¬_______¬

>>938083844
>I don't like the sound of that
Nya learn how ta play AS YOU PLAY >w<
Will u develop ur pro-Meow dressup/dressdown strategy, anon?

>>938083848
>¬_______¬
ANon may not be old enuff for dis game.... :<

>>938083945
Yes course, I have a strat in mind~

>>938083677
SUWANON IS SO SMART O_____O DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL TO GET YOUR PIZZA-DEGREE??? o________o
>>938083740
BUT SOME OF THEM WANT TO AMUSE YOU NONA V________V
>>938083812
WHAT IS YOUR BEST PIZZA FROGGY???

>>938083945
sadly i am meows....

>>938083848
IS PIZZA RELATED TO BREAD ANON???

>>938083975
THEN I WILL EXCUSE THEM NONA V_______V

>>938083844
Aye, I can do that.

>>938083975
It's compizzated, anon... But it's
- camembert type cheese
- feta type cheese
- ham
- black olives

>>938084110
They're similar, but with sauce, cheese, and thinner XP.

>>938084463
IT'S A PIZZA CAKE TO BAKE A PRETTY PIZZA ANON!

>>938083975
well yes but- im a dropastaout..!

4am showers are the best

>>938086360
Lovely weather we're having

>>938086694
BUT I'M ANGRY WITH THE SUN ENZERNONA!

>>938086896
What did the sun did to nona?

>>938086972
IT MELTED ME ENZERNONA V_______V

>>938087016
That's rough, better start taking off clothes

>>938087168
THAT'S BANANAS BANENZERNONA!

>>938087247
I am monkey, ooo ooo ahh ahh ahhh

If an anon melted completely, a different anin could drink them through a straw.... hypothetically, if they were an evil anon.

>>938087578
I'll drink you

>>938087703
I haven't melted.

>>938087578
BUT THEN YOU'LL BE EVIL TOO NONA!!!!

>>938088026
Then I'll bring the heat.... later. It's bed time

>>938088124
But I won't be, Nona!

>>938088140
Have a good night, you.

>>938088140
ROWR!!!!!!

>>938088171
ROWR!!!!!!

>>938088246
Smol (but loud) catnona.

(aaaa)

Iz time to slay anons

>>938090275
GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!
GO FOR THE EYES! RAAWWR!

>>938090738

>>938090275
BUT IT'S SUMMER ANONEWMEWS!

>>938090921
So... burninate anons?

>>938090976
BONEINATE ANANANANAS

>>938091053
T-that sounds lewd NONA

today i gonna make peach in syrup~

>>938092800
Mousey teeth will MELT :O

>>938093160
hey i said make, not eat !
also it takes days to cook so its not for today..

>>938094431
>it takes days to cook

>>938095573
its confit
the process is very simple and very slow
put it in syrup (water and sugar)
boil it
let it infuse in syrup for 24h
dry it
add sugar in syrup
repeat (boil infuse rest and all)
for at least a week
thats why its so expensive on the market
its not hard to do its just long

>>938094431
Sweet mousey not taste good tho

Meow wish for hands-on luvs

>>938092800
like the canned variety?

>>938101673
nah the canned ones are in light syrup, here will be heavy syrup (like the one you put in a glass)
and the peach confit

>>938099024
maybe confit mousu....

aaaaaand

cap !

>>938102074
Mosey gonna be so full of sugar dat they will become candy mousey!

>>938102035
the jar variety!

>>938102121
WAAAAAAAA

>>938102096
>>938102121
Again with the shenanigans, the M!!!

MILF

>>938102631
>>938102631
>>938102631