Thread 938066486

>>938066486 (OP)
something about a cat in the ceiling.

>>938066486 (OP)
2006 oldfag here
AMA

>>938067211
do you know you have to be over 18 to post here?

>>938067284
I'm 40

>>938067211
>>938067320
Do you have a wife and kids?
Do you actually lurk boards other than B?
Are you a nigger?
Could you please post an image with a timestamp of you hanging yourself in your room?

bump

>>938066486 (OP)
My "meme" folder is still labeled demotivationals

>>938067453
No
Yes
You're a nigger
See above

>>938067211
i started lurking 2008

>>938067554
what boards do you lurk other than B?
what is your penis lenght
do you have a disability?
was moot really that retarded?
also anyway post a picture with timestamp and do it while your throat is being slit by a knife.

Is this now a sink thread?

>>938066486 (OP)
i am not here to prove that i am an oldfag.

>>938069640
ok zoomer trump tourist post-moot cancer, go b-ACK to:
-twitter/X
-reddit
-playstation network
-ponhub
-facebook/meta
-instagram
-reddit
Stop ruining this board, I was here when 4chan was cool and epic and like nobody knew it I remember I didn't just watch it on youtube I actually was there.

>>938070220
>look at my pol infographs I'm a le oldag
lol kys yourself stormie

>>938068870
This

>>938072474
>i didnt have anything cool on the wii or xbox until the end
i mean sure this is all fun but if you had to wait years for anything your game collection was limited and likely had plenty of the same core games.

>>938067211
newfag

>>938067066
>>938067211

>>938066486 (OP)
/b/ was always shit. only summerfags will state otherwise.

I sent a Quran to Hal Turner
I got called an oldfag when I suggested Project Chanology was a bad idea
I remember /i/

polished

>>938067211
I heard this board was actually interesting and creepy, but it’s just nudes and incels whining. How where things back then?

7 story Dennis and the fursuit pursuit

>>938077197
It's always been nudes and incels whining back when incel wasn't a popular phrase, they used to be known as wizards back then.

>>938068870
Every single thing in this image is from the reddit faggots that took over.
It's all the same image. There truly aren't any oldfags on here anymore and it shows every day now.
No wonder it got fbi tagged so easily after and retards thought you could actually get banned back then xD

>>938066486 (OP)
Every.single.image.here.is.from.newfaggots. yall literally didn't post a single thing from the days of oldfagging. Every single image came after the banwave.
Speaking of btw, you're not anonymous on here anymore. You being here they have any email attached to the device you use now. Guess how many years it was before I could say anything again cause of 1 email that got locked out?

Either way you're all a bunch of newfaggots who need to an hero and repeat that process more than you repeat the dogshit ylyl that reuses every single image that came from reddit.

>>938079539
ywnbaw

>>938079604
Most of you retards here today came because your fav braindead celebs tried to hype it up like it was MySpace.
Stfu like it hasn't been anything but cringe for over 10 years.

My dad was a navy seal and he'd kick the shit out of you

>>938066486 (OP)
I even bet none of you remember toaster Steve.
I even remember when he made news setting himself on fire. When you could actually post that shit here without a reddit mod banning the murder porn they don't jerk to.

>>938066486 (OP)
Girugamesh.

>>938067683
Nice I just said this and saw your post kek

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well... going to whitehouse.com with parents and quickly realizing it was not official website for presidents house...... but im sure he visited that website (Clinton).

>>938067211
sometimes i remember what it was like. probably too often.
I'm glad we got to see it. Also the game.

,k

porn

>>938066486 (OP)
you can't tell me what to do
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>>938084021
CORN!

>>938086624
Corm, anon. Corm.

>>938080540
fucking EFG

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>>938077956
If I have sex after becoming a wizard, do I keep the powers?

i don't have to prove shit

>>938077956
>>938087737
If I have sex at 21, but stay celibate the next 9 years, do I still get superpowers?

>>938087737
You wouldn't want the sex anymore

>>938087780
Absolutely not

>>938066486 (OP)
This was my first post >>3

Puddi Puddi Puddi

>>938087977
Fuck I was there. God damnit I miss us.

>>938088173
Good times anon

>>938088173
>>938088283
nobody's this sad

>>938066486 (OP)
This bitch is a grandma now. She was a slutty 18 year old at the time this was taken. Back then, it was some of the funniest shit I've seen. Now it seems nothing on /b/ makes me YLYL.

>>938088539
I'm not sure what that means, I tell you what though if you lurk /b/ regularly in 2025 I can guarantee you are a lot sadder than me

>>938088650
>She was a slutty 18 year old at the time this was taken
and then tha brothas be sayin "yo bitch we wan reparayshuns"

>>938066486 (OP)
>2005

>>938088897
dolan milks

>>938088927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw

I'm not a newfag, I've been here all summer

>>938088958
Nice :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY

>>938066486 (OP)
I was here when cracky-chan was a thing.

DOGFORT!
>Come in Dogfort, do you copy? Over!

>>938088979
>I'm not a newfag,
You're such a New-Fag you didn't even know the correct way of putting it was "New-Fag", New-Fag. How does it feel to know that right now every single Old-Fag on /b/ is pointing at you and laughing, New-Fag?

>>938089023
You got them tomboy-chan icecube pics?

>>938089067

In defense of what that anon posted, I use newfag and have for a while. I've been here since 2005 and met Moot IRL multiple times...

>>938089147
If you say so, New-Fag. Enjoy your AIDS.

>>938089236
Don't be a double nigger, new friend.

oh the times were hard and the wages low (leave her Johnny leave her)
and I guess it's time for us to go (leave her Johnny leave her)

>>938089335
Hey now...

>>938066486 (OP)
Garrrr Steve, garr...

>God damn it!!!!! It's the Devil!!

Gggaarrrr! I be the Devil...wanna fuck?

>>938066486 (OP)
good thread

>>938089411
>dubs 1, 1..
And again, I bring the thunder!!!

>>938089430
Yes!

chawklit rain

>>938089456
lol

>>938089527
Desu

>>938066486 (OP)
Amen.

>>938066486 (OP)
I can't, I lost my old /b/ folder and my newest one only goes back to 2017.

>>938090852
This. I lost a lot of stuff. Been here since '04 tho

>>938080220
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I'm gonna be honest I don't think you can triforce anymore, not even oldfags can

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FUCKING NEWFAGS CAN'T TRIFORCE I AM THE ONE THAT POSTS THE DAILY JEW LAUGH JEW LOSE THREADS FUCK YOU

>>938066486 (OP)
She's my favourite trap

>>938093823
only newfags call newfags newfags, I am a newfag
how do I noko?

>>938077197
It has zero shills. That's why we liked it. It was organic unlike whatever the fuck this is today. If only the stupid gov hired us instead of some glowniggers.

>>938093823
I'll be damned. the only person I've seen actually triforce. good on you to show the newfags how it's done

>>938093823
U+3000 isn't filtered?
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>>938094511
meh, it's too wide

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>>938066486 (OP)
Hello im new i post from phone

egg, idk

>>938094057
welcome new friend of the summer

>>938066486 (OP)
Rapetrain
Pwnage
Me gusta
The cake is a lie

>>938066486 (OP)
Would you look at that. There was at least 4 back to back messages tryna be triforce faggots and they're all gone. Sup op faggot? You blocking people from posting and got your feelings hurt? Must be nice to be that soft bellied to whatever they said after I left.

>>938096091
nigga stole my bike!

>>938094795
Yeah it's the same width as full width Chinese characters

OP is a faggot

>>938077956
I remember laughing at this with my friends in 2012
>I had friends then

>>938099159
Oh damn that reminds me I need to eat my Activia.

>>938080200
>>938080226
>>938080270
>>938080295
>>938080460
Good Ol Pedobear

>>938066486 (OP)
>The cake is a lie
Am I cool yet?

>>938103640
You know the rules. tits or gtfo.

>>938103677
All I got are ASSteroids.

I watched QE2's coronation on TV. Did you?

The card stand live, and the before time too.
Before moot sold us out

>>938102610
The only way this can be fixed is to delete system 32

>>938070220
#6 is a complete misunderstanding of the topic and #8 doesn't have enough data. i don't think anyone sane disagrees with things like #2 or #3
tl;dr lemme state some facts and shovw a few lies here and there because the best lies are always mixed with truth

logposting is not oldfag stuff
that shit started in like 2012

>>938099521
Same. Now all I have is an obese, hateful wife I can't divorce because I'm not going to abandon my daughter to her. I hate my wife so much. I lost everyone I was close to because of her.

>>938069194
Ha ha very clever women nice try but back to the kitchen you go.

I've been here too long, but somehow I never leave.

I want to buy all your chocolate

>>938071861
Ywnbaw

>>938094390
They tried.
We did not comply with their desires. They wanted us to drive each other to suicide or homosexuality.

Boxxy was my queen, shit was so cash.

>>938108530
>I actually read the panels left to right
the old magic is failing...

>>938113968
based classic theme user

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>>938114340
habeeb it

>>938115229
>>938115483
like 2013 memes fuck outta hereeeeee

>>938115996
this guy gets it

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>>938116849
i honestly should be gatekeeping these genuine oldfag pics

so last one
boxxy is queen

>>938066486 (OP)
>prove you're an oldfag
Nobody is going to post cp you fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W59Xt_KH2CI

YALL NIGGAS AINT CRES AND NEVER WILL BE

not a single mention of /5/ in this thread. newfags larping as usual.

>>938069113
I remember these threads. When we didn't know that these threads were essentially about trading illegal porn images, I just posted actual images of sinks with my then gf, lol.

Anonanus

I read the rules and left and didn't come back until I was 18

I am still a newfag by the definition, but not cancer

i still don't know who the "4chan" guy is.

>>938066486 (OP)
But I was never an oldfag. I came in around Chanology. So I'm barely even a newfag.

>>938102610
:stopmusic:

>>938114340
I thought trolling meant like fishing for responses like you would with a trolling boat. I'm still kinda convinced that might be what it originally meant...

>>938120073
wait what???

>>938089203
I didn't know how much I missed this.

>>938067001
What is this a reference to?

I'm a 2022 covid newfag and I think I've made more posts on this site than your average le oldfag. Kek!

>>938102978
I miss the 2013 era

>>938095901
He's more handsome now. Way improved. Impressed.

>>938129896
shut up slut

>>938111990
Just imagine what that must have felt like

>>938094057
You need to press Alt+F4 to enable noko.

/b/ wasn't this slow back in the day

>>938077956
I'm 30 virgin hihi

Poop eat

>>938066486 (OP)
I'm not an oldfag.

>>938142266
Prove it.

need to start up a good ol jew laugh jew lose thread soon

>>938066486 (OP)
No Tempting God.


2003 4chan is the 2003 Heritage High School Library's computers that didn't block 4chan. I thought it was stupid. I left it all.
1999 was 101% unacceptable in general. Turn in your coursework to pay tax to hurt your ass to take drugs to live with Jews that dog train you to be beings of such roundly insufficient Columbine High School MK Ultra, and personal is your perpetual and spiritual damnation of no heath, family, money, future,-
nation, gravity, lovewomb, providence, discipline, way, joy, soul and especially dignity. Only the firstborn epic white descent American would critical extrapolate the sufficient random from Metroid II Return of Samus on Game Boy Pocket Clear, and scrap together north star, from such a grenade taped to the head.
Now there and there alone your Earth's charted course to HEAVEN remains. Please Forgive the any rudeness as I remain above all influence. His Continuing Mission. To hang out with a Casio CA53W outside the box of the machine.


https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/username/Nyggers/

2015 oldfag. times were good

>>938066486 (OP)
cat pee

delayclose.jph

>>938066486 (OP)
2012 here
maybe im not "oldfag" but at least im not a cancer
and saw what was /b/ when it was random