>>938075323 >prffffftftftftftfttttttt silence grunt
The second you stop moving is the point you died, so I don't understand why you can still react if you don't move.
>>938080606
isn't it funny how in fiction we always have to have the protagonist be the best guy, that everyone looks up to and can rely on? in real life the opposite is true, people who are the best at what they do are the ones who are often the most outcast by society, or even
Ffs, if you knew ANYTHING about shitting, you don't FART EVERY TIME when you push out shit. It makes a greasy crackling noise... not that you give a fuck about "authenticity" or "creativity" or "logic" or "being funny".