Thread 938080830

Remake your bedroom and say what you'd do to improve others.
https://www.planyourroom.com/

Only half my wardrobe fits in my closet and I cant access most of the stuff in the top right draws. Im thinking about removing the bed and keeping the big dog bed I sleep in.

>>938080830 (OP)

so.... where does your girlfriend sleep?

>>938080830 (OP)
Fuck... wish I knew about this... I used graph paper and cutouts... Holy fuck...

>>938080898
You think I have a girlfriend when im sleeping in a dog bed?
>>938080991
Me too, I found it today after searching around for a while because I hate my layout.

>>938080830 (OP)
What is all that shit in your bedroom? Are you a poor? You know you have smashed your office and bedroom together?

>>938081013
Yah, I've rearranged my room atleast half a dozen times, but I've managed to add a couch and make a livingroom inside of it

>>938080991
graph paper and cutouts is the bee knees. masking tape and carboard boxs are also fun.

>>938081091
I dont live by myself and would rather watch porn in the comfort of my room.
>>938081103
That sounds sick!

avoid bunk beds, difficult to make your bed so you end up sleeping in filth.

>>938081141
Not sure about your aesthetics, but swap out your light bulbs for wifi rgb, add a star projector and some strip lights behind your monitor.

>>938081359
A star projector sounds really cute!

>>938081013

no.... obviously it was less of a question and more of a statement...

see, when I was younger, in my 20s I had a little apartment in Atlanta... a small modest apartment but I didn't put ANY furniture in there at all..

nothing.. no bed, no chairs, no tables ot dresser or sofa... NOTHING AT ALL...

And believe it or not, i was fucking several chicks in there... just right on the fucking floor.. or I'd bend them over the kitchen counter... it was getting lots of pussy IN A COMPLETELY EMPTY APARTMENT ...

Absolutely 100% true....
Some hot high school girls, in fact...
at least 3 of them were in high school
Sonya, Shanna and Katherine...

all 3 went to Galloway high school we're all the millionaires and movie stars daughters go to school...

and all 3 knew eachother, and all knew i was having sex with the others as well...

Sometimes shanna and the sonya come over at the same time and we do three way shit IS IN A COMPLETELY EMPTY APARYMENT... WITH TEENAGE DAUGHTERS OF THE WEALTHY

And they never complained about no furniture... it was just part of the "wild youth' phase, and I even talked those high school chicks into doing some gangbangs IN MY EMPTY APARTMENT

...............not joking
.................and I am not a handsome man

so.....
I guess.
Exactly what's stopping you from having AT LEAST ONE girl waking up next to you in the morning?

I'm just curious... are you a quadruplegic?

I forgot to attach this stock photo

AGAIN:
Exactly what's preventing you from fucking a woman in the ass on that dog bed?

I guaranteee i could convince a woman to try it

why aren't you?

Even got some black lights. Shit is chill

>>938081569
You were having sex with minors in your 20s?

as a matter of fact
this is the shitty little apartment behind me in this pic

thats the DEN OF INDIQUITY where I had girls fucking on the bare floor... not even a god damn PILLOW

...... Maybe since you're making plans to rearrange some things....

you should include BRINGING A WOMAN INTO YOUR LIFE?

........its only THE most important thing

and it would be the stepping stone
to you MOVING OUT
and getting a place with her....

>>938081862
That is AI. What are you doing man you just had to show your room layout :(

>>938081805

...........you're STILL masturbating to 'teen porn' because you're too afraid to be assertive around women?

>>938081945
that is a real photograph of me in front of as old apartment, a photo taken by Shanna...

I simply uploaded it to add motion
but the photo is real

AGAIN: WHY DOESNT YOUR BLUEPRINT INCLUDE YOU FINALLY HAVING A GF?

why is that not on to list of "things that are important to any young man"?

It should be at the top of your list

>>938081945

ROOM LAYOUT;
I believe you meant to say PRISON

Your self-imposed prison of futile masturbation

Since you're making plans for the future
WHY NO GIRL WAKING UP WITH YOU?

.................. Are you gay?

If you are, that's okay.....
You can be honest here...
Nobody's going to judge you....

NEEDLESS WASTE OF TIME;

Creating a blueprint of a tiny square with a dog bed

Instead of DOING
You seem to spend your time
NEEDLESSLY OVERTHINKING

It doesn't seem like you've spent any time at all trying to find a cute intelligent woman who likes you

...................why not?

>>938081995
hahah oh i hurt myself

im curious WHY any healthy red blooded male would prioritize , creating a blueprint of where he's going to put the dog bed over how he's going to find a woman to suck his dick...

I mean those are some pretty weird priorities

>>938082288

by the way im just fucking with you BUT IM ALSO BEING QUITE SEROOUS as well

its a fair and honest question

right now my wife is laughing about it
I haven't asked her why yet

should I ask her why she's laughing?

trust me....

once she starts sucking your dick, you'll realize "I could've talked her into the dog bed EASILY"

imagine MY surprise the first night when I was kissing a chick goodnight outside by her car, you legs still wobbly from sex

and realizing "i guess a bed isn't quite that important after all"

>>938082450
MY legs still wobbling

sorry bout typos im about to fall tasleep

amyway..... yeah

you seem to have forgotten to include THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY MATTERS IN THE FIRST PLACE....

Go back to the drawing board and start again

im gonna roll a doobie and crash

goodnight

Data mining thread

>>938082393
Found the indian.

>>938080830 (OP)
>bedroom
I'm an adult, with a house, the only time I'm in my bedroom is to sleep

>>938080830 (OP)
put your bed back on and take some of the side tables that have that bed

>>938083561
Real

>>938080830 (OP)
https://www.planyourroom.com/
>inches
>change units
>feet and inches

>>938087340
feet

Problem is I am capable of spending too much time optimizing stuff like that.
By the time the room is done thread might be gone (as well as a good chunk of the day).
Interesting food for thought, though.

>>938087340
IKR, kek

Americunt here, I've been Metric measuring for awhile. It's more accurate than using a fraction of an inch.

>>938087340
>I don't want to use the practical measuring system for my project
Okay, bro
Sry they keep flooding your town with Indians, bro

>>938081013
nothing wrong with having a dog girlfriend

>>938080830 (OP)
I have a house so the bedroom is for a bed.

>>938081569
The reeks of logfag bullshit.

>>938089800
It all comes down to decimals in the end, so it really doesn't matter.

>>938080830 (OP)
>Inch

>>938080830 (OP)
Fill it with poop

what do you think of my room?

>>938100192
Comfy.
Do you think you have enough seating for guests?

>>938080830 (OP)

Get rid of the bed frame.

Put the box spring and mattress directly on the floor for about a week.

Then put the mattress directly on the floor for about a week.

Get an Army cot at Wal-Mart or just sleep on top of a rug on the floor. Be sure to change your location every night. You'll have lots more floor space and your back will feel better over time.

It takes some getting used to.