Thread 938087981 - /b/ [Archived: 19 hours ago]

Anonymous

8/6/2025, 1:43:29 PM No.938087981

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>First day in jail
>Picrel is your cell mate
>You both have 50 years

What do

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Anonymous

8/6/2025, 1:48:21 PM No.938088075

>>938087981 (OP)
Wait until he is distracted (throw peanuts on the floor, or cut a watermelon) they beat the living shit out of him. When he starts to come round, do it again. Rinse and repeat a few more times and you'll have your own tame houseboy to fetch and carry for you for 50 years

Anonymous

8/6/2025, 1:49:30 PM No.938088093

>>938087981 (OP)
Wait until he is distracted (throw peanuts on the floor, or cut a watermelon) then beat the living shit out of him. When he starts to come round, do it again.
Rinse and repeat a few more times and you'll have your own tame houseboy to fetch and carry for you for 50 years

Anonymous

8/6/2025, 1:49:55 PM No.938088096

>>938087981 (OP)
50 years in jail
nah
obviously I broke in to get my homie out, he doesn't know you don't go to jail for 50 years he's kinda a dumb ape, only a retard would think you would go to jail for 50 years fuckkk

sage

8/6/2025, 1:55:24 PM No.938088199

>>938087981 (OP)
Ask him how many times in a day does he want his dick sucked

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Anonymous

8/6/2025, 1:55:56 PM No.938088208