Thread 938091513

Tesla FSD allows you to enjoy those curvy back roads completely hands free.

What you do with your hands is completely up to you.

550 people

>>938091513 (OP)
drive off a cliff

>>938091513 (OP)
>enjoy those curvy back roads completely hands free
You obviously don't like driving.

>>938092632
>driving
yeah have fun

>>938092664
That's not a back road tesla nigger

>>938091513 (OP)
>Tesla FSD
>Level 2
Doesn't really allow you to do anything.

>>938092664
>curvy back roads is the 405
Stupid kike.

>>938092706
All roads are black

>>938092788
IS THAT NOT A CURVY BLACK ROAD

>>938092788
>>938092770
don't most tesla cars get bough around large cities where shit like this is common?

logfag shill thread

Don't respond to the logfags tthey make threads for attention. Starve them and they will leave

A cybertruck hit my mom going 30 miles an hour and left her crippled for life.
Picrel, I love my mom and miss her very much. She passed from complications recently.

>>938093089
I wouldn't trust a Tesla to take me home from the bar. I feel like I have a much better chance doing it myself. Fucking Level 2, and they keep removing sensors.
>sir, we're still lvl 2 but even with cameras and radar, we're still hitting kids
>hmm, interesting. remove radar and apply for lvl 3
>sir, the DOT is considering knocking us back to lvl1
>call it full self-driving and tell them you must always be pretending to be driving.

>>938093093
logfag threads are now 95% of the catalog. this whole place is a chink demoralization psyop.

>>938093262
Your kind needs to really get off the roads

>>938093859
I don't have a self-driving car. Everyone will be fine.

>>938093232
I hit your mom and she couldn't walk for hours.

>>938091513 (OP)
tesla is the car brand for people who like giant penises thrust vigorously into their anuses

>>938093949
Neither do Tesla-owners

if it's yellow leave it mellow, if it's shane it goes down the drain

>>938094108
Exactly.

Where's my self driving bicycle?

>>938094166
If it's broon, slidd it doon

>>938095205
a life of sucking rice and curry off your fingers will do this to you

>>938095314
Oh man you're speaking my language now

>>938094108
You have literally never touched a Tesla to even know

I support the service tesla FSD is doing by removing rich lazy assholes in deadly car wrecks.

>>938095791
why are you pretending like rich people don't have people to drive them and the illegals with no insurance aren't the ones causing 90% of accidents on the road

>>938095821
Illegals with no insurance can’t drive a Tesla

>>938095994
That’s a stream

Alright now that that’s settled, Tesla is the future whether we want it or not

Imagine you were getting raped by this 464 lb football player. You'd be powerless to stop him. He'd have his way with you. Nothing you can do.

>>938096487
>Tesla is the future
How many more rounds of fundraising do you think they'll need to become solvent?

>>938096785
This big nigger has you in his grasp. What's your next move?

>>938096858
Do you think we'll get the 2020 Roadster II this year? Maybe next year?

>>938093024
Because their entire existence is made possible by the government?

cement roads are white and they last way longer, they're smoother, and more aesthetically pleasing

>>938097483
Until it rains and dries out and cracks in 2 months

>>938097542
not if engineered and built correctly they don't. they built the hoover dam out of cement I think we have it figured out

>>938097596
Black don't crack

>>938097683
no one wants to see your gay pornography

>>938097731
How about some cornography?

>>938097596
Have you ever driven in a city?

>>938097947
yes but using cracking infrastructure installed by niggers and illegals using subpar materials in a democrat controlled hell scape isn't exactly a good example of how concrete or cement roads should behave.

>>938098208
No shit dude if the roads were paved in gold they’d be golden but we unfortunately live in the real world

>>938098255
my point stands that properly engineered and installed WHITE cement roads last longer and are higher quality than tar asphalt roads. sorry for laying down facts that hurt your feelings.

>>938098311
Poop roads

>>938098368
indeed

>>938098311
I’m currently surrounded by both cement and asphalt and the cement is all cracked and shit and asphalt is in better quality and is quick to repair in case of issues

>>938098480
you're comparing a thin as fuck driveway that isn't reinforced with the road they just paved last summer. is this a new IQ test I've stumbled on or something?

>>938098416
All roads lead to my throte

>>938098527
I have IQ of 6

>>938098574
that's better than 5. I think you're doing good

>>938098527
What state are you in?

>>938098617
I live in the Republic of Zimbabwe but I still call it Rhodesia

>>938098311
This. And it has to be done right. I have a cement highway near me that they finished uneven as fuck. Otherwise they're 60-year roads and don't need much maintenance. They're expensive as fuck up front though.

Roads need to be cobblestone

>>938091513 (OP)
>buy an overpriced EV that you don't even want to drive
you could have bought a Camaro or something that is actually fun to drive for less money and looks better

logfag got nuked from orbit

>>938099785
Sand. Then we could have a snow grooming machine come out every week and flatten it back out.

>>938099869
You could have bought literally anything gas powered and it outclasses EVs in every single column but straight-line acceleration.

>>938099884
Would be nice

What?

Poop grandma

>>938101963
In the butt

dis nigga talmbout poop grandmas

Did someone say grandma

>>938102603
Sure did

Avocado

>>938105692
Getajobo

>>938091513 (OP)
You do know they have free access to your cabin cam?

>>938091513 (OP)
I ain't paying a monthly subscription just to do that.

>>938106248
so how do i go to a porn site? and is it free? is my subscription going to be cancelled when i do that? will the police find out and come to my house?


thats impressive but ill have to see the tech.

>>938106776
You can disable that

>>938092664
the 405 is a lot less congested now that the illegals are gone or are in hiding

>>938109997
Hope you have a backup plan, just a suggestion to have some sort of backup in case something goes wrong, like a person who is remotely monitoring your trip and has a way to take over in case something goes wrong

>>938107091
Why not?

fire breathing dragons when?

>>938115088
What?

Oh..

Nuri clitoris

Nuri Grafenberg spot

Nuri elbow

>>938119419
aww shucks! that was kinda thoughtful of you

Stomp on my balls while I'm getting my hair cut

Any girls want to talk me down from suicide?

>>938117020
I had a dream about the highest level of a technowar, in which there were flying cars on the level of ricks spaceship from rick and morty, and they were like fire breathing flying cars, but I just said dragons

>>938093981
GOT 'EM!

>>938119269
She doesn’t have one

>>938124085
ive had my hands free while going through stop and go city traffic with my tesla, its great for that

>>938124497
Alright

Okay

lil jon is that you

>>938127018
Who

>>938093024
unfortunately.
>>938097440
pic related

>>938127055
https://voca.ro/1lbzdM8KoPfk

>>938091513 (OP)
>>938094039
>enema
>astroglide
Well played, sir

>>938096878
if lotus builds it maybe?

>>938098480
yo, asphalt is easy to repair, better for expansion, established roads with soild footing should be converted, reduce the heat island effect reduce city energy usage, still seems weird that state building are not making cement parking lots to reduce a/c power.

>>938099934
road noise?

>>938127245
humph

>>938091513 (OP)
yeah?

>>938091513 (OP)
>retards can't use their knees
repeatedly brake-check all "FSD" retards

uh guys, the doors locked, the cars not letting me out. now it`s driving me to somewhere called the detention center? is this about that time i said the n-word online? i tried to break the windows to escape but they`re bulletproof.

>>938131041
If you say nigger to a Tesla sales advisor, you get a discount. Especially if you nigga heil Hitler

>>938134680
You say that word, I put you on a shirt

she got a case of juice puss

>>938135813
What word

>>938137159
Turd

>>938137386
Bird? Bird is the word?

Fuck HOA

Skibidi josh

>>938091513 (OP)

what does the driver do does she or he tap number of amounts to beast to start or what https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yGCQ669ITg

>>938141297
What

My oh my I have found you nigger

>>938144052
bro find a job

>>938091513 (OP)

nigsan one wheel peel or volvo bm i6 4x4 by hydra swivels

>>938091513 (OP)
So you can die in a crash while fapping.
Very fitting for anon.

>>938144384
Why you no have job? You get job now

The pugs have a job. They’re both forensic anthropologists

>>938097483
>>938097542
Look bitches the issue is that asphalt is laid out in a continuous flow, whereas cement is laid out in blocks

Asphalt is technically still a liquid, similar to glass, which allows it to flow and flex over time, but it is not as durable as cement.

When cement hardens, it shrinks, so it needs to be set in blocks, The seams between the blocks are what make it feel bumpy. The seams allow water penetration, which expands when it freezes so it breaks up the cement around the seams and makes the seams more noticeable in time. Concrete is more durable, however.

It is also way more expensive to install, even if it is cheaper (in most cases) over time bc less smaintenance.

Stay on yo grind, nigga.

>>938145498
Why don't they just lay down Andy Sixx's poop on all the roads?

>>938145918
Why do you post Andy sixx, Shane?

>>938091513 (OP)
>30hr logfag thread

>>938147882
You keep necrobumping it

>>938147723
Because dead mama

>>938147929
no i am not

>>938148149
proof?

I don't like how they force you to hold the steering wheel a certain way. sometimes i like to drive with my right hand on 12:00. sometimes i grip the wheel underhanded to make sharp turns. that's the beauty of a fucking circle

>>938148521
You still can

>>938091513 (OP)
What's FSD? Fecal shit disorder?

Oh yeah baby

>>938149119
come on now

>>938092664
>living, let alone driving, in the city
shig

>>938151105
How can you not?

>>938154189
because it's a rectangle and when you grip a rectangle in the middle and pull it doesn't want to roll it wants to slide. plus the distance between the top of the steering wheel and the center discourage a full grown ass man putting his hand in there. it's built like an aircraft yoke not a steering wheel which pisses me the fuck off. bad engineering.

>>938154355
It’s steer by wire, you don’t even do full turns

>>938155963
every modern car is that doesn't change the fact that you have to hold it like a nintendo switch. they figured out steering wheels a long time ago and there's a reason they stay the same shape. if they want me to get into a self driving car they better take any steering wheel out of the thing to begin with because it defeats the entire purpose

>>938156087
I want a Sybian machine

>>938148521
extra leverage
on a drive by wire system... kay

>>938156197
you clearly don't drive or if you do you drive like a granny so your opinion is immediately discarded.

>>938156233
Your opinion is retarded

>>938091513 (OP)
Tesla FSD is a joke though

>>938157395
at least I don't drive around like a granny hither and dither barely moving the wheel

Huh?

>>938157878
How?

>>938156087
>every modern car is
lmfao name 3

>>938158858
EPS has been standard for years and years

>>938159023
Yeah that’s not steer by wire, retard

>>938159347
hardly a difference when talking about turning a wheel vs turning a rectangle. you're acting like to pull a tight u-turn you would just barely move your stupid rectangle so what that would make changing lanes just barely touching it? hard pass. give me a fucking wheel.

>>938156233
>an emergency on your part is not an emergency on my part.

>>938159516
it's called 'spirited driving' and if you aren't doing it then you aren't really driving at all.

>>938159447
There’s a huge difference between turning your wheel 180 degrees and it goes full lock to turning your wheel 720 degrees to full lock