/waifu/ Thread

Based Buzz Edition

Rules:
>Claim Waifu
>Post Waifu
>Have a drink to celebrate your Waifu
>Have a drink with your friends
>Have a drink just because
>Have a drink for your stomach's sake
>Have a drink for your mind's sake
>Have a drink to ensure your afterlife in Hell permanence
>Have a drink for
>Drink

>>938103609 [Suzuka]
I dont get you.
You could greet by asking a question or something like that.
>>938104085 Ñ]>>938103609 [Suzuka]
I dont get you.
You could greet by asking a question or something like that.
>>938104085 [Jules]
Why cant you plan it out?
Im sure they got them the same way I did, sheer luck, I got mine from non indexed pages, furry sites and what not.
Hashtags are worthless, and I just recently nuked my Twitter anyways. All the stuff Ive gotten from Twitter I got them from the boorus, because people only put text, not hashtags, and that text is often non descript too, and finding Relm only images is extremely rare, theyre most likely than not collage images with other characters, making the work even harder.
>and pixiv has been dying down since a couple years ago too
Why do you say that?
>joyreactor.cc
Will definetly checkout.

>>938104319 (OP)
>Have a drink to celebrate your Waifu

>>938103609 [Suzuka]
I dont get you.
You could greet by asking a question or something like that.
>>938104085 [Jules]
Why cant you plan it out?
Im sure they got them the same way I did, sheer luck, I got mine from non indexed pages, furry sites and what not.
Hashtags are worthless, and I just recently nuked my Twitter anyways. All the stuff Ive gotten from Twitter I got them from the boorus, because people only put text, not hashtags, and that text is often non descript too, and finding Relm only images is extremely rare, theyre most likely than not collage images with other characters, making the work even harder.
>and pixiv has been dying down since a couple years ago too
Why do you say that?
>joyreactor.cc
Will definetly checkout.

>the images i can identify with is my waifu
avatarfags not even once
i just have 1,000's of waifus

Claiming the legendary detective Siesta

>>938104409
Hello there Suzuka claimer, long time no see.

>>938104487
Because you can't precisely quantify the amount of alcohol you need for a perfect buzz, since it varies based on your mood and body state.
Fair enough.
That explains it, then yes might as well just use the boorus in that case.
tldr payment processing companies complained about the NSFW works on the site, and so artists moved elsewhere as they wouldn't get any money from users buying the premium sub on Pixiv.

>>938103648
No issue, especially since I have entirely forgotten what had happened last time.

>>938105510
deviant art will make a comeback. hate ui tho

>>938105510
Damn really? Huh, wasnt expecting alcohol to be that complex.
But I guess its not that bad.
Well, I dont draw smut so Im fine with using Pixiv. But its funny that now that Im considering to at least try to learn this happens. Pixiv is way too big though, where could they be moving? Nowhere is really safe anymore.

i have a halfway stiff going on

>>938103315 Relm
Well I am working right now!
Never resent, only hope for better on the next one.

>>938103609
Suzuka claimer

>kneesocks claimed

>>938106260
Ah, fair enough. You shouldnt be here at all then.
Good, good.

>>938106741
Well now I'm home, I can lurk here all night as I am apt to do.

>>938107430
See you in an hour or so then, Im off.

>>938105990
It'd be the same with any other kind of drug,
I have no idea, I just know they lost customers after payment processors started tightening up their rules.

I love my wife.

CLaimIngmG THIS UgLY SlUt ObagushiGEiSha SUZUKA!

>>938104409
Get fucked nigger.

Nigger faggot tranny gooner furfag freaks

I LOVE HER LONG GIRAFF NECK
I WANT TO GIVE IT WOTS OF KISSY KISSES
Busou bisou bisou~~

>>938104409
Drink my butt lolz

man my thread counter keeps repeating I just want to make a stupid frog post

>>938110244
Hello sir would you like to test out this cheap hag prostitute??

>>938110936
I had her already she loves pirate dick

My back has demanded that I go back to work out.
Starting tomorrow.
>>938108535
It just feels weird to think about, that something so damaging can be naturally resisted.
Im sure everything will go back to normal.
Why havent you gone to sleep yet?

gives a mean blowie

>>938111055
Try her again
Shes even cheaper now
Just 50 bucks to cum inside

>>938111241
ill give it another go can't beat the price

>>938111374
She may be loose as an elephants anus and have floopy cunt lips and herpagonasyphilitis but a hole is a hole

>>938109910
Well I guess this WAS a good night image.

>>938111654
Fuck off tranny nigger im posting my butiful onegabusageisha slutfu
Nigger

>verify you are human
>vetify you are human
>verify youre human
Fuck 4chan

>>938111654
It does say "goodnight", doesn't it?

Gooning

Cooning like a nigger.

>>938112312
Yeah but like, he is not known for having a formal "leaving" picture.

>>938113006
Sometimes it just happens. I don't tend to, I merely disappear, but I have one.

>>938113006
>avatarfaggotry

Do what I do and just lurk until you feel like passing out, then just pass out and say hello in the morning after you've had your coffee.

>>938113049
Maybe? Hes one of the few who doesnt announce when hes gone though, a lot of other people do it so I sometimes dont know about it.
You hardly count because youre never here.

to have a greeting or leaving picture is a literal signature and high avatarfaggotry habit.

Fitting, since this thread is 90% avatarfags.

Speak for yourself, I for stan only for Kneesocks and have done for nye on 10 years.

>>938113792
Dude.
Dude go to sleep, your dislexia is showing.

>>938113792
based

>>938113919
what the heck

>>938114090
What now.

>>938113919
Place the word one between the words for and stan.
I could totally eat an entire pizza right now. I could also slap a child. But I will be doing neither, just like going to bed.

>>938114009
Yes.

>>938114225
"One"? There is no "one" in that phrase.
Aggressive today, arent we?

>>938114198
hello

>>938114358
The phrase I for one is most definitely a phrase.
Am I? Was it the slapping a child thing? I did say I wouldn't do it. I don't feel aggressive.

>>938114637
I thought you meant like "take the word "one" that is on this phrase and put it here".
I dont know, maybe its just me.

>>938113318
I am here precisely when I am needed.

>>938115175
Are you needed right now?

>>938115273
Am I here?

>>938114715
Ah, I suppose I could have spelled it out more clearly.
I'm such a kind soul, you know this. I'm also very humble. And sl9w, very slow.

>>938115294
Why are you needed then.
>>938115353
Proof read your posts better.
Yeah bro youre such an example to be followed.

>>938115519
It is beyond your understanding, but you'll understand eventually.

>>938115519
Mmmmm. No.
Ahem.
Okay, okay, I see what's happening.
You're face to face with greatness and it's strange.
You don't even know how you feel.
It's adorable.
Well it's nice to see that humans never change.
Open your eyes, let's begin.
Yes, it's really me.
Breathe it in.
I know it's a lot.
The hair, the bod.
When you're staring at a demi god.

>>938115619
You can just say that you just wanted to be here and thats it, no need to make up shit.
>>938115779
Dumbass.
Meds. Now.

>>938115888
Of course there's no need, I simply wish to do it regardless. How goes your day?

>>938115888
More that I don't care to be fair.
Only at 11, they'll turn the noggin off and I'll go all sleepy mode.
The funny thing is I know that song by heart, but I can't type worth a damn. Crazy right?

>>938116186
Eh, I get it.
You live in a loud neighborhood?
THAT WAS A SONG???
>>938116065
That sounds like autism.
Tired lots of work, lots uncertainty, I havent had the proper time to archive all I want to in light of the recent events sorrounding the internet.

https://youtu.be/Oz33GcUAOgE?si=MZbOh1SOAgV6CMjY

>>938117094
Why is your sleep schedule so warped.

>>938117164
Right now its pretty good, woke up at 3:50am as God intended.

>>938116697
Well, no, it's just having fun you see. Of course I must have some form of autism (we are posting anime girls on here on a regular basis, afterall) but I wouldn't call it a direct impact of having autism.
I assume you mean in light of government overreach?

>>938117214
You should be waking up at 6, not 4.
But I guess that youre right, since we live on opposite time zones it makes sense that you go to sleep when I wake up and vice versa.
Still you should sleep at a more normal hour.
>>938117270
Im just joking, of course I dont think thats actual autism.
Yeah, its so tiring, every day theres a new attempt and legislation and bullshit going on, and thats on top of the Visa and Mastercard thing.

>>938117395
No, 4 is the ideal time to wake up.
6 is too late, 5 is still allright from 7 upwards its miserable.
What are you, my mother?

>>938117464
Did you at least sleep for a decent amount of time.
[spoiler]If you want me to.[/spoiler]

>>938117531
8 hours yea.
Good heavens.

>>938117395
It could be the source though, in some ways.
Isn't it just lovely. Anonymity is dead and has been for a while, huh?

>>938117589
Well, thats a fucking miracle, you sleeping a normal amount of time.
I dont know if thats a good or a bad reaction.

>>938118078
Maybe? Im not sure anymore, the word autism has lost all its meaning.
No place is safe, no measure can be taken. At this point I wouldnt be surprised if analogue methods were making a comeback in the future. God I hate this timeline, we all died in 2020 and this is hell.

>>938118089
when I am allowed to yes.
It is a reaction with no particular intent behind it.

>>938118473
Congratulations [Clap] [Clap]
Why are you like this.

>>938118664
Autism I guess?

>>938118752
Do you ACTUALLY have autism.

>>938118156
No, I'd say it's still well defined. Well used, that's different, but the meaning still remains.
I am going to stay in archaic internet spaces where nobody plans to look. Afterall, who cares to force users of BBS's for these sorts of things?

>>938118897
Fair enough.
Im not tech savy so I wouldnt know about that, you may be right, you me be not. I just hope that public outcry scales enough to make polititians pull back.

>>938118838
Yes. I've been over this many times.
Its black on white and has been for the last 18 years.

>>938119216
Well I just forgot then.
>Its black on white and has been for the last 18 years.
What do you mean?

>>938119282
I mean its been 18 years since a doc said "yea this kid is fucking autistic"

>>938119341
Damn.
How does it feel being autistic? Does it hurt?

>>938119427
Dunno, I have no experience of being anything else so I couldnt tell you what it is like compared to being an average human being.

doggs

>>938119621
cute!

>>938119621
Well, I guess youre still somewhat functional so thats something.

>>938119978
Yeah!
>>938120020
Yea that part is pretty easy.

>>938120219
Really?
How are the studies going? Are you still at it? Do you have a job?

>>938120290
fine I guess.
>a job
>in this country
lol.

>>938120328
Why "I guess"?
Is the job market that bad there?
How do you pay your tuition then? And how do you survive? You have no job.

>>938120410
I get through them.
Yes, everything is still going bankrupt and everyone I know have now gotten laid off.
There are no tuitions, I pay for my rent with loans as I always have.

>>938120290
wtf is this?

>>938120219
another cute!

>>938120541
So theyre going well?
You KNOW people? Wow.
Damn that sounds pretty bad, but I guess since its not as bad as the souther EU contries nobody talks about it.
Loans? Oh my God. How much debt do you have?

>>938120708
Depends what you classify as well.
I would consider anything not straight A's not well.
Nobody talks about it because they don't know about it, I can't stand politics so I won't go on a years long rant how things got so bad but a very significant percentage of the population is without a job or in threat of being laid off and that percentage is only to grow.
Long story short the old government built how this country functions with cards and the new government that was elected some years ago turned out to be the wind that blew that house of cards onto the ground on top of pouring some gasoline and lit matches onto it.
>Loans? Oh my God. How much debt do you have?
I dont like to think about it.

and sex?
sex is abundant when people are desperate
don't go to finland tho
finish women = finnish man

>>938120984
Are they at least going decent then?
That sounds so bad. Is there a single country thats doing good right now? I can only think of the usual suspects Iceland and New Zeland. Jeus Christ man.
>I dont like to think about it.
Oh my God dude...

>>938121682
Decent yea I suppose I could say that much.
Not in Europe thats for sure.

https://youtu.be/8vw5n3iX6kE?=QFcEq9oB1RHZI9Ju

china is doing good

ni hao sai wong chikin kung pow shi shii
ching chong insect overlords in gundams

>>938104409
I'll do just that Suzuka claimer

japan has a fully functional gundam btw

i ate too many lemons my tongue hurts

>>938121888
Keep it that way.

>>938122587
We'll see.
Farewell.

pumping nonny

pumping nami

sex

Butt

boobs needed otherwise you might aswell like dudes

>>938124442
just saw a movie with kitty
drink time

>>938126317
yeah i can't for a few days
i might call up a friend and buy kitty or idunno actually take this girl out i been talking to but im impulsive and impatient i might forget

i been forgetting for half a year now no downside tbh idc too much

new king of hill isn't funny btw

https://youtu.be/GAw5dRl3Z6I?=ld7aaQfQzfvpelyc

https://youtu.be/voObMbklGsg?si=_QqO2WZ_vLKcsjA8

>>938126950
KISS

>>938128613
So.

>>938129303
Swiss.

>>938129400
So?

>>938129400
sweet

>>938129411
We meet again.

>>938129488
With sugar.

>>938130214
That would seem to be the case.

>>938130214
make it honey

>>938130233
How's it going?

>>938130252
Deal.

>>938130870
It goes, missing that Lando Norris monster I had yesterday.

>>938130885
...is it a different flavour of a normal Monster?

>>938130942
Yes, a normal monster would just be yknow.
A monster.

>>938130870
and many wrapped to go

https://youtu.be/8e1pcpbnoDw?si=cayC0WEOAADX2Otm

>>938130972
Do they make it out of Lando Norris? Which body parts / fluids?

>>938131033
Uhhh right!

>>938131153
https://youtu.be/ObEBKlpoNz4?si=21HG1V27Z4EQWisw

>>938131239
Idk it could be his ass sweat for all I care with how good it was.

>>938131258
>ass sweat
Uhhh I brought this on myself...

>captcha SMH2J

>>938131568
That you did my friend.

>>938131239
foil wrapped

With another victory, I basked right under the sun
My war was over, but a new one has begun

>>938122077
Kill yourself while you're at tranny freak nigger.

did someone say waste of space??

>>938135135
Skank~

nigger losers can't step to me not in high heels atleast or living under their parents rules

>>938135333
trips of truth takane a skank

>waste of space
only retards attempt suicide

43% percent of transvetites attempt suicide but still 100% of them are retarded

breakfast

what a brokie

sure im in a mancave/goonershack interest spending and bragging about spending excessive money most likely means i'm probably broke

these things creep me out these fucking labubus they remind me of where the wild things are though. but it's could add to a cool theme decoration

gay hookup hugbox avatar thread for lonely desperate homosexuals

im a lonely desperate homosexual

>>938139489
Kill yourself pedo nigger dick worshipping nigger cunt faggot gooner tranny butch.
Nigger.

>>938139581
Put cigarettes out in your anus.

grown man brings up labubu

Wtf is a labubu

>>938139489
Whats up with your filenames becoming so phylosophic.

Whoa-oh, oh, your city lies in dust, my friend
We found you hiding
We found you lying
Choking on the dirt and sand
Your former glories
And all the stories
Dragged and washed with eager hands
but ohh your cities lie in dust
https://youtu.be/bbwCu7O6vwg?si=5oGkm47_9_N-HEEb

>>938139872
As I grow older I also grow wiser.

some people don't understand mancaves
faggots ruin everything
you used to be able to have pinups too but now people think you're the girl because of them

Labubus are retard tax, like lottery, lol.
>>938139581
Clank.
>>938139489
Stinkzu.

>>938140147
Bisou~ bisou~

that's gacha but that's what most games are headed towards

>>938140147
what the fucl is clank

>>938140147
*farts on this stinky thread*

death to fags hoyo is still based objectification and censoring fags so idc

all the lesbian fs but told them fuck you

>>938140329
The sound clankers make.

Late to the thread, but Suzuka is always first in my heart.
Twilight Suzuka claimed.

>>938140921
Better late than never. And hope your day is going well so far.

>>938141016
It is, thank you; yours as well, Vivian claimer.
Today might be the final day of over one hundred degree weather here.

>>938141153
>>938141153
>>938141153