Thread 938106387

Can anyone tell me their experience with picrel? How realistic is it compared to a real female ass, what is the maintenance like?

>>938106387 (OP)
Get a stroke buddy and the two of you tag team it. Its every woman's fantasy.

I'm guessing it must be real good and almost something that fully replaces female touch and intimacy judging by how women tend to react with pure jealousy and spite when they see that men use and enjoy them.

Too much maintenance, hard to maintain the willpower to clean it out after dumping a load in one. Soft, a tad looser then your average pussy and worst of all, cold.

>>938106387 (OP)
They're fine to clean if you use a bottle brush cleaner and a spray hose in a shower or sink. Worst part is just drying it inside and then powdering them so they don't get sticky and attract every piece of dust and hair or fiber in the room.

>>938106387 (OP)
>how realistic?
Feels incredible but it's nothing like the real thing whatsoever. It's "rubbery" rather than soft, fleshy and moist. Also it's basically impossible to heat up to body temperature so it's usually cold.
>maintenance
I spent $500 on a top of the line model that lasted maybe 4 weeks. I wasn't even rough with it. It would tear everywhere, also you have to THOROUGHLY clean it or it will get moldy basically overnight. That means cleaning all the cum and lube out, and drying it in a way where water can drip out. Also you have to use certain types of soap that won't degrade it.

I threw mine in the trash after a month. You're way better off just picking up a pocket pussy for like $30.

>500 dollars

lol I paid 20, soak it in hot water for 10 minutes and its just like real pussy

>>938106387 (OP)

20 LBS of pussy and ass!

>>938106387 (OP)
Not the same at all and not worth the money. I promise you its not nearly as hard to get pussy as some of you make it out to be, as long as you arent a retard with standards beyond your own looks

Hell, if you're really desperate just go to a gay bar and find a man to fuck. I've done that plenty of times when I just needed a hole to dump my cum into, plus fags understand that its just sex and they leave right after.

Or go to your local subreddit R4R page and find someone there, or check out local glory holes. Its really so easy to fuck these days that theres no real excuses.

>>938107711
nah I dont want aids LMAO

>>938107711
>Hell, if you're really desperate just go to a gay bar and find a man to fuck
nigga that is literally gay

>>938106387 (OP)
feels great, fun in a way
then you're over the sink cleaning out your jizz from a fake vag trying to think if you can pinpoint the exact moment your life went wrong, not a good feeling

i switched to tenga eggs, disposable. so it solves the sad problem, and you can bring a few to leave behind when you travel

>>938107440
Lol you fucking virgin it feels absolutely NOTHING like the real thing, nothing! OP dont listen to this queer, by all means go fuck your 20 lbs of plastic puss and have a great time, but its nothing like the real shit

>>938108208
>NOTHING
nigger the last time you tasted pussy was when you were born and sticking your tongue out to make faces at the doctor

>>938107711
Few people are into redditors and other faggots, where do you find real women?

>>938106387 (OP)
other posters have said it but not worth all the hassle. first couple uses are awesome though
>>938108246
nta but cope harder lil bro he got your ass

>>938108246
HAHAHAHAH so not only did you out yourself, thats the best you can come back with? Fucking hell you're a pathetic cunt, I actually feel bad for you - that shit was WEAK!

>>938108647
>IT FEELS NOTHING LIKE IT!!!!!
>NOTHING!!!

Something tells me you are the samefag in this thread repeating yourself for some goofy ass reason

>>938108647
>t samefag

>>938106387 (OP)
Get medium size torso doll. Orgasm feels amazing.

>>938108771
no it doesnt!!!1 IT DOESNT FEEL GOOD AT ALL IT SUCKS YOU FAGOOT

>>938108771
LIER

get a small one around 5lbs to 7 lbs, so it will fit under the faucet in the sink, and you can just bathe it in the sink. buy a usb pussy warmer on ebay or amazon to go with it.
the only difference between this and a real woman is the woman has higher maintenance and costs much more.

>>938106387 (OP)
Fleshlight is superior. This is a meme product.

>>938109462
fleshlight is trash, 120 dollars for an onahole lmao

the butthole isnt as good as the pussy its usually a lot looser, and the interior isnt based on any kind of anatomy like the pussy kind of it.

pussy is quite good. you get some water-based lube and warm it up before you pour some into the thing and youll have a really good vagina-alternative when youre lacking companionship.

take it in the shower with you and rinse it out good, and make sure to buy drying sticks an put them in after.

i think also youre supposed to rub powder on them for maintenance, but you kinda wanna do that anyway as it makes them feel more fleshy.

>>938109462
How so? I really want something ass like to grab.
>>938107711
This reminded me that I want a girlfriend way more than sex. Sigh.

>>938109750
get the cheap ass, you can hold it and fuck it, let it ride you and bounce it up and down, lay it down and fuck it or lay on your side and spoon with it

hands free feels so much better

i have it
it's annoying to carry around and clean
feels okay, awkward to use unless you have some stuff to set it up on
fun to play with and squeeze. def is not the same but it's better than hand

>>938109813
I guess the real question now would be what size do I go for?

>>938110071
go cheap, if its not what you like you didn't spend too much

The cheaper ones are on the small size but the smaller ones are easier to clean and keep in a drawer

>>938110160
>keep in a drawer
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>>938106387 (OP)
Just get a full size sex doll, then you have lips to kiss and tits to play with

>>938106979
This
Tried a few onaholes and a $2,000 sex doll. All of them were disappointing. I threw the doll away after about a year when it was showing some wear and tear. I just fap manually again.

>>938106387 (OP)
Feels better than your hand, but not as good as actual pussy

I'm a quick cummer anyway, so these get me off pretty easy. Especially after jacking to porn for a few hours.

>>938109462
this
>>938109543
yeah or just get a generic for 30 or 40, youre not gonna be looking at it anyway
plus on fleshlight is its easier to clean and a little less obvious

>>938110428
Same, a gift and a curse really. Many times have I canceled hanging out with a girl because I just jerked off beforehand, came within minutes, and decided video games sounded more interesting after. And a few times where I hooked up with a girl, and either the sex was boring or the girl wasn't as good looking as her pictures showed, and I would cum, find an excuse to leave quickly, and wished that I stayed home to play video games in the first place.

I bought one and put dynamite in it. That shit was funny.

feels great if you rub some corn starch on it to get rid of that sticky fleshy feel and then if you put a small vibrator in the asshole it adds an interesting element.

I own sex doll (picrel) and haven't even wanted to jerk off with my hand anymore

>>938110540
You're doing it all wrong, man. Fucking a woman and cumming fast is the ultimate power move. She gets 0 pleasure, you get all of it. It reduces her to a simple toy for your pleasure

>>938110540
sex is great but its not the real thing

>>938106979
This is so real. After I jerk off the last thing I wanna do is get up and clean this fuckin thing out.

I've owned some good ones and the nut is always glorious. But I'm not a fan of the cleaning

>>938110690
soild you getting gains? are you using a dental irrigator for cleaning maybe something more industrial like a sewer jetter?

>>938106979
>Too much maintenance, hard to maintain the willpower to clean it out after dumping a load in one
This is the issue with basically every sex toy really. Women have it so easy.
The easiest and most reliable one was a $15 Hitachi magic wand. used to use that shit on my gf as well, it was hilarious how quickly itd make her cum.

>>938111068
Pretty much. It's great. For someone like me who is autistic, it's fun to own a doll

>>938109245
>buy a usb pussy warmer on ebay
I like how casually you drop this in a sentence and no-one even so much as notices or cares.
What a strange period of history to live in man.

>>938111167
Right? Kek

>>938107915
No shit, Detective Retard.

>>938111319
weird pickup line bro

>>938110690
What do you do with it when you're not fucking it? Does it just stare at you menacingly ?

>>938111591
I use it as sentry defense. I keep it armed with my AR15 and have it posted in a tree ready to shoot any mf who shows up at my compound

>>938108338
You have to go outside where people are. Find a woman at a bar and chat her up. If you're ugly, find an ugly chick. If you're retarded, go to a board game night or somewhere retarded women hang out.
If you refuse to adjust your standards, buying your $500 fake butt and fuck it into you die alone I guess.

>>938109750
Sometimes I just need to get my nut out into a warm hole without the hassle. But to each their own, duder. Pussy is great but a fag's tight ass feels amazing if you lube it up just right. Plus they'll even eat your ass out unlike many women

>>938111643
i sometimes wonder how ppl like this are doing now, like how is jizzus doing, how is tileguy, makes me sad we may never know

>>938107440
I've got the same one but slightly darker in tone. It's a bit small, tbh. But turns out the size contrast visual makes me nut like crazy.

>>938110540
Hottest sex I have ever had was with my wife when we were trying to get pregnant both times we had kids.

A girl literally wanting you to breed her, not roleplay, but for real, and you nutting inside her with the intention of knocking her up, not roleplay, is amazing.

I am into BDSM and all sorts of kinks. Missionary position making eye contact with the woman you love as you knock her up is the hottest thing ever.