Someone said Gaga has balloon knot pics in the last thread?
>>938112594what is balloon knot pics
>>938112715The fact that something as ugly as me can live on the same planet as someone that perfect is proof there is no god and the universe is entirely devoid of sense or meaning.
I want to focus on tits this time.,
>>938112674>>938112675If anyone has links to Gaga's pics it would be most appreciated
>>938113196Thank you for your commitment to the cause
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>>938112325 (OP)Emilia peaked in GOT S1.
Her delicate soft cheeks when she walked into the bath were SEXO
>>938114111Imagine your ship being captured by this.
>>938114211I would be tying myself up to make it easier for her to take over.
>>938114211If only she'd have been the one to capture Greta's selfie yacht.
>>938114174Lucky anon. Thatโs a hot ex
how often do you guys wash your cum spoon
>>938114364I'm sad because she left :(
>>938115566Hair pulled as tits swing
>>938115790That might be my new favorite (clothed) pic of hers
>>938115724They are just SO bouncy
>>938115790not one of those shoe gooners my mother warned me about are you
>>938116004heh, yeah, she...
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>that katnewt pici...what was...huh? i can't...
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feet
>>938116124better cover up again huh
>>938116108cryptid queen too
>>938116183kissable
>>938116190nooooo!
i mean...well, that is a cute outfit
>>938116311As long as she isn't a cryptid size queen. That would be weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzU1TNHWWhM
>>938116336katnew's toes
>>938116384may-z's nose
blessings
>>938116407i've seen those books in the walmart checkout line
>>938116525so pale and perfect i could cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP3ubOac1tI
>>938116473"seven is heaven: my tentacled husband"
>>938116628would mwah all over her face
>>938116675do you take this thing to be your lawfully wedded entity?
kaiju
>>938116553black bikini fappin cheers
>>938116727Smooth. A real Dunwhich Scorer
>>938116805sister wives
>>938116833i resemble that remark
>>938116855gotta love your craft, chief
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>>938117044interesting, I thought you resembled a foot slave
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>>938117200if you're implying i want katnewt to stand barefoot on my face and use me as a rug, you're...ok, you're correct, but you shouldn't say it.
>>938117247>>938117272she's such a doll <3
>>938117044All fun and games until a tentacle slips between her mountains of madnass
>>938112616good thing shes got nice tits, the rest of her is unappealing
>>938117404I just inferred from the evidence
>>938117524Decent ass, just overshadowed
>>938117892Shame she doesn't have an as like Jordyn.
>>938117946White girl genes only get to pick one max. And a lot of them aren't even that lucky
>>938117555Trips, should have gone for the killshot. Don't let him off easy
>>938117406something something cathugoo
>>938117453cuuuuuute
>>938118090may-z's such a happy spirit
>>938117555you got dubs twice, then trips, and you're posting the most perfect pale feet to ever exist
are you the devil? law says you have to tell me
>>9381182255th circle of hellmendment says I dont have to self-incinerate if I'm the devil
>>938118225In his house at R'lyeh, hung Cthulu waits fucking
>>938118387yep. you're the devil alright. but you post quality newtcute, and that's no sin.
>>938118415gobless magmerica
>>938118458>>938118489smol may-z big world
>>938118494the um...the doom...that came to sarsnatch? sorry, that was low rent. think i'm sleepy.
>>938118598>sleepyMaybe you need some tentacle and chill of your own
>>938118674>start comfy beach bonfire with may-z>wrap my hoodie around her (she's gonna steal it anyway)>hold her close as we watch the fire settle under a starry sky as the waves gently crash>>938118718nice try, but i get my kicks above the waistline, honey!
>>938118723her husband has no clue how insanely fortunate he is
>>938118847>above the waistlineI flip you upside down then. checkmate
>>938118847Defeated, unless...
>>938118927This is the drilldown thinking we need
>>938118904What a whooty
>>938118875sliding inside of her must feel like becoming whole in ways we can't even begin to imagine.
>>938118924may-z the friendly ghost
>>938118927>>938119016i wear a cast iron chastity belt. :3
kiss my rust!
feelin ill, need vitamans and to lie down
>>938119103poor thing. :(
>>938119119i want to leave teeth marks in it. not permanent, just...you know. for a minute or two.
>>938119150cutest of all cryptids.
>>938119053Could get lost in there in all the right ways
>>938119096Like the end of Men in Tights...
>>938119169ty
>>938119227god i wish that were me (in emma's place)
>>938119211fuzz
>>938119229>:D>>938119240so fertile. i mean, um...adorable. so adorable.
>>938119270>god i wish that were me (in emma's place)i second that emotion. but seriously, i hope you feel better.
>>938119274<3
>>938113254>>938113407>>938113501Just because her half-sister fucked a nigger doesn't mean she's a celebrity.
>>938119227whats this from? real? fake?
>>938119233no
>>938119338just stopped by to post that one new aty and now i'm leaving. have a good night
>>938119338Royal Blacksmith jokes aside, you should get some sleep. And dream of dominant girls with one foot on your face and the other foot...not on your face
>>938119446Good evening, o traveling one
>>938119380precious natural resource
>>938119426aw, ok. i hope you have a lovely night.
>>938113501>>938113407>>938113254Just because her half-sister fucked a nigger, it doesn't make her a celebrity.
>>938119576i was gonna say her pattable head, cute nose, sweet smile, and pale tummy, but...yeah, you're right.
>>938119768i'd give you a friendly, understanding pat on the back if i could.
>>938119768Pining for the fyords, anon? Or for Milly?
>>938119798Cute outfit
>>938119798ain't nothing wrong w/ a little wistfulness
>>938119833bit of both i suppose
>>938119863You might find getting a handle on the latter, so to speak, helps with the former
>>938119824she cain't help it. she's jush a shmol.
>>938119833we love a comfy maggie. <3
>>938119863well, as long as you're ok. wist away. :3
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Stop spamming your fake celeb, tumblrfag.
>>938119989Stop posting that fake celeb, tumblrfag
>>938119945You're an interesting one, to decide this is where you'll stake your ground. But i admire your tenacity
>>938119947...and a bent over one.
>>938119520>>938119945one more new aty for the two of you <33
okok i'm out for the night
>>938119989see? she needs a big.
>>938120031maggie is so lithe. it gives me a happy.
>>938120071aw ty ty, and take good care of yourself.
>>938120075She could bend any way she wanted you to want
>>938120140Stop posting here, tumblrfag. That's not a celeb.
The majority of all the posts you're seeing in this thread is from this mentally ill fucked up schizo asshole replying to himself every day here 24/7
Sounds crazy and most people have never been here wouldn't believe me if they read this but yeah
>>938120168for some reason, i'm now feeling angry about how fortunate her husband is because you just know he doesn't fully appreciate it. i'll have to calm down.
>>938120239This guy is absolutely correct, but he doesn't realize we're all voices in his head.
While flooding and bullying everybody here, he would make posts about how girls would laugh at him and how he smells like hot dog water at a shitty job and all that sort of pathetic whiny ass shit that some loser asshole would probably talk about because they can't actually do anything because they have no talent and no intelligence and no real value in any regard
>>938120239Direct us to the posts in which you think it's him samefagging
>>938120140see? pics like that make it clear she was made for being hugged by a much taller boyfriend.
He really is extremely mentally ill and more importantly, he is completely narcissistic.
He gives fuck all about how he makes other people feel and what he actually truly deserves based on what he can do and what he can offer
As he has stated himself, he is a creature of habit and he lives on just repeatedly doing the same stupid fucking things because he can't actually maintain anything and has the emotional capacity of a retarded child
He is very abusive and very manipulative and he will not go away anytime soon because he has nothing else and doesn't care about the abuse he has done here.
Just an fyi to anyone who shows up here and wonders what all this fucking crap is. It's an insane piece of shit asshole who had bullied everyone here for a decade and now talks to himself because he's so fucking stupid he cannot do anything in real life much less admit that he was wrong about anything
I have seen this guy say so many things to everyone here and so many things about himself pretending to be a self-aware victim who is just trying to make a change, but I've never once seen him ever admit that he is wrong for what he does here.
Disgusting ugly fucked up stupid retarded horrible abusive person
You deserve every bad experience you go through you fucking annoying retarded bully faggot
You are fucking trash.
>>938112966I love how much Sydney Sweeney's very existence triggers landwhales.
>>938120635to each their own. i don't like the idea of maggie in pain and scared. sorrry.
>>938120720choking and slapping her while i rail her skinny cunt
just woke up from a nap :>
>>938119521While I agree with the spirit of your argument, the reality is that Kylie Jenner is more famous than pretty much every other woman in this thread combined.
Does she deserve to be famous? No, not even a little bit, but she is.
>>938113666Imagine a world where this girl exists and you cast a black girl to play the Little Mermaid.
>>938120844The casting director was told to cast a ginger, but he had dyslexia.
>>938120857Fuck off Tumblrfag spambot.
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>>938120031that's rather cryptic, you know. I'm sure that's the effect you wanted, but I don't know what to say here
All the sorry ass bullshit ass fucking crap and the abuse and everything and yet not one time have you ever admitted that you are wrong
It's just like the recent pirate software drama.
All that shit revolves around him never admitting be's wrong and everyone is calling him a narcissist.
It's the same thing with Parker. This stupid fucking retarded goddamn spammer who's been flooding this place for a decade and loves abusing and controlling other people
You're just a fucking loser narcissist
I wish I could meet you someday while you're drunk while washing dishes cause I would beat the fucking shit out of you for hours dude, I fucking hate you with such a passion. I'm a good guy and I'm thoughtful and care and you are fucking rotten beyond belief.
I would beat the shit out of you. I swear.
You're just a fucking ugly pussy. You can't do shit. You fucking hate it so much that you're just a pussy.
>>938120857it's hard not to be constantly having a sugar rush when you are the sugar.
I will never forget how good this place was when you weren't posting and you weren't spamming.
Celeb threads were never at their best when you were posting and ranting and complaining and controlling and doing all of your fucked up narcissistic annoying stupid pathetic crap.
Celeb threads were only good when you weren't a part of them and you weren't posting and other people were and they were getting along.
>>938120958Should have cropped out the Orc rapist pedo.
>>938121047Why? The whole point is that she's a fake feminist and palled around with predators like every Pedowood elite.
>>938121078>whyBecause we are here for hot celebs. Not ugly Orcs.
Maybe I'm just a total psycho weirdo, and I'm totally alone in this, But the only time I ever enjoyed this place is when other people were posting and getting along.
It wasn't ever you you stupid annoying fucking loser son of a bitch.
people liked cel and they posted here because of others. Not you, you fucking ugly annoying loser.
Other people made this place amazing and other people maintained it.
You didn't do any of that. You have done nothing but use this place and bring it down which is what you have made the entire mmmmm poster concept about
Gee what a fucking huge coincidence huh???
Fucking stupid worthless idiot.
>>938120820One of my favorite pairs of all time