dear amazon delivery guy who winked at me when he handed my my flesh light, why would you do that? i want you to die now. please die. why?

weak nasal exhale

>>938119032 (OP)

>>938119032 (OP)
Was it worth it? Always been curious about those things

>>938127175
it feels really good but its kinda hard to use because i have phimosis and my fourskin doesnt go all the way back but its so tight that it tries to pull it back anyway even with a fuck ton of lube. if you dont have a deformed dick like me tho theyre probably fucking awesome

>>938119032 (OP)
having fun anon? ;)
Need a hand with that?
Also don't these companies have discrete packaging? I thought that's the standard

>>938128400
>having fun anon? ;)
yeah i quite like putting my will in it
>Also don't these companies have discrete packaging?
it was a unmarked black box in an amazon box but it probably came up in the system or whatever as "fleshlight" and not "package for 123 fake street" if i had to guess

>>938119032 (OP)
I'm sorry bro I was just testing the waters you know, like maybe you could use a mouth instead of fleshlight idk, it's cool if you don't obviously I just figured I'd offer.

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>>938127812
I have a regular person dick and can confirm it feels much better than fucking your hand, but obviously not as good as fucking a warm, wet pussy.

>>938119032 (OP)
Its because he knows whats in the package.. The barcode tells you whats inside when scanned.. Also this is no joke.. This also happens at the post office.. :( sadly unless it says its being shipped under a discreet item name the box may not say fleshlight on it but the shipping manifest dose.. Sadly found this out my self when i ordered a bunch of sextoys thinking no one would know.. Went to the post office and got dirty looks from the lady at the window who said enjoy your self after handing me a plain brown box filled with dildos lubes and other shit you stick in your butt or have sex with.. Found out through a freind who works at ups they can see whats in the box through scanning it as it shows up on the shipping manifest,, so he may have been ether winking at you like hay i wanna join or hay your gonna have some fun nice.. ether way sadly now you know..

>>938129374
thats so gay the world is so cucked
i also like putting things in my butt tho lol based

>>938129374
Well that just killed any dreams of buying a sex doll for me. Because a flesh light is one thing, cool, you like to beat off with something that feels better than your hand. But fucking a human sized doll made to look like a real person? Idk if I'd be able to look anyone in the eyes if caught with that.

>>938129718
Honestly anaon who cares.. Do what you want. I'm not gonna give 2 fucks what the delivery guy thinks or the lady at the post office.. As for all you know there a pedo or in to some kind of fucked up shit that trumps any top you could buy.. So fuck it.. buy it and have fun... honestly ive tried one as this guy i was dating owned a 3000 dollar toy and there not all thats cracked up to be.. Flesh lights are better and don't take up as much room or cost as much.. but that just my opinion..

>>938129718
Die afraid or take a risk.

I chose the latter. Fuck the post office, they couldn't stop me.

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