Thread 938119986

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feel free to volunteer your friends for a suicide mission out of the gate. lock and load desu

>>938119986 (OP)
Madotsuki

Nitori Kawashiro

Ensign Ledo

Sonic.exe
>It appears PLAYING MY GAME will be postponed to after this game

>>938119986 (OP)
Yuuri

God damn u woman.. you were supposed to be my ally, not my enemy.. fine, I'll take down b games myself..

Dante

>>938119986 (OP)
Ellis

Wistful

Super Street Fighting Goddess Ingrid

Quinn

Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki

Loona Wolf

Usotsuki

Putty Squad

>>938119986 (OP)
RPM Megazord

>>938120038
>>938120050
>>938120063
>>938120086
>>938120181
Can you guys RP in /trash/?

>>938120063
the games have survived worse calamities than you, DEMON. pay tribute to the arena or be destroyed desu

>>938119986 (OP)
Alpha1918

>>938120261
If I win your lil game, you aren't allowed to EVER host on b again! Watch out missy, I'm coming for you..
Trash Supremacy!
>>938120259
Anon I'm at work, I don't have time for big texting.

>>938120259
ikr, usurping space that rightfully belongs to a porn/socials thread!

>>938120063
>>938120360
>tranime Dante that was made by a pajeet
>>/r/eddit

>>938119986 (OP)
Roxanne Wolf
>AFK, dinner

Kuroko

>>938120419
Not my fault DmC5 is utter trash and the anime is fucking amazing. Seek a better franchise.

Vladilena Millize
>I get to experience what the Eightysix get to every day

Warspite

>>938120461
I don't really care about the opinions of third world streetshitters, thanks for your brown attempt at thread derailment though.

Sneedruto
>Not Sneedruo

>>938120360
alright, then if you lose then you always have to enter /b/ games and you always have to kiss the hosts ass and acknowledge your INFERIORITY

>>938120585
Can I do that too? But instead of kissing their ass I give them a rimjob.

https://youtu.be/9DkCUvmyyRM?si=vJ__SF4JF94kTZRi

da roster

lookin real cool if i say so myself desu.

>>938120503
Sorry anon, I live in switzerland, we are the 1st world. We got healthcare and all that shit. You are probably murican which makes u a 3rd worlder.
Now kick rocks you lil mutt. I got business with the lady.
>>938120585
Hm.. sounds fair.. but.. I shall ONLY kiss the hosts ass if it's you.
You fool actually think you can beat me..

Natsuno
>Works in the same ballpark as Ruriko
>was "volunteered" by her as well

>>938120637
Hi there! You ready to play?

Fuka

>>938120637
CHAAAAARGE!

>>938120640
We get that you migrated from India to Switzerland. You're still brown.

>>938120637
...
>Nitori'd take a moment to slap the sides of her face, shaking off the sudden shell shock from her prior efforts with a brief shudder.
...Let's go, please.

>>938120637
>>938120041
Okay Ensign, stick this thing in your ear, I am going to stay back at base and guide you

>>938120637
Napalm will be the least of their worries... HAHAHAHA!

>>938120679
You do realize the anons are spamming my fac pic constantly? Pale skin, blue eyes, german face. Try harder, mutt.

>>938120637
Let's get Loony and Roxy!

>>938120637
>"Well I killed my share of Injuns in a thousand different fights, I was there at the Little Bighorn..."

>>938120637
I'm the coolest.

>>938120637
>>938120689
Looks like it's you and me little kappa.

>>938120732
>bragging about your appearance
>obvious ESL
Stereotypical brown traits. Good job on exposing yourself, Akshit.

>>938120699
Colonel, ma'am? why are you walking *away* from the action?

>>938120637
Hopefully ya ain't like that hound girl. But stay close, these fellas are packin' some real firepower.

>938120644
>938120666
IN!

>938120664
>>938120673
>938120689
>>938120699
>938120722
>>938120736
>938120739
>>938120741
>938120776
LETS ROCKKK

MISSION RECEIVED: kill that imposter fuck Dante.

Kuroko and her team is reading my mind. GOOD LUCK

>>938120699
Roger that Lena, I'll be counting on your support.

>>938120841
Our Sonic looks scarier I think we got this.

>>938120841
Wait, I can't seee...

>>938120776
Let's hope it goes good, at least.
>>938120841
>She's asking for a bit too much off rip, of course.
Just my luck! Hit the deck!

>>938120841
Holy shit, that was a close one...

>>938120836
You got it pal!
>>938120841
GET DOWN!

>>938120815
He's German.

>>938120863
>>938120832
I'm better at this

>>938120841
>[*Whistles*]
That's a big robot. HEY, Mister Robot!! Met back 'ere in a hour or so? Maybe...?
He nodded, that counts as a yes!

>>938120841
Go for the knees!

>>938120739
>>938120841

>>938120841
IM GONNA GETCHA!

>>938120841
>I don't carry a gun, Sneed's a committed pacifist and it'll be a minor miracle if PVT Putty Squad can avoid Fuka's stick...
"All right, men, I know you've always wanted a desperate fight against steep odds!"

>>938120940
They made it to place in my official file and sidestep accusations of relying on child soldiers, Alpha.

Day 1
KIA REPORT:
Sonic.exe
Alpha1918
Wistful
Warspite
Fuka
Usotsuki

Kuroko barely escaped the battle at the cost of her troops.

Warsprite's team was completely wiped out.

HAHAHA OH WOW. LOONA YOU LEGEND! definitely putting you in for an accommodation for that. Well done Trooper!

>>938120841
>>938121044
Join the Hunger Games she said, it'll be fun she said

>>938121044
B-But I wasn't done playing yet-!

>>938121044
Flank them! They can't take out all of us!
>And on that note, the blue-haired kappa'll take the chance to scurry about and multitask! Surely, there's some arms around here to loot...

>>938120841
Hey I caught one of the (You)'s lol
Let's make some fresh flesh!

>>938121044
I love it when a plan comes together, that's continuity for you!
>LOONA YOU LEGEND!
I'll accommodate the enemies!

>>938121044
Putty needs no slugs to deal with those tanks, he can take all of them with just his bare hands.

>>938121044
YOU MAY HAVE DEFEATED ME FOR NOW, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TRULY KILL GOD!

>>938120841
Don't mind if I do..

>>938121044
The knife or the truck, which way is it going?

>>938120922
The best!

>>938121044
Urgh... Chamber doesn't have this problem...
>Barfs

>>938120815
Am I speaking a different language or are you actually retarded? My literal face has been posted in the waifus and on trash countless times as I said. Everyone knows how I look, retard.

>>938121044
>Warsprite's team was completely wiped out.
Wait, we *won*?!? That'll teach me to underestimate Putty Squad.

>>938121044
Sunny...

>>938121127
Wow that's exactly what I might've said under similar circumstances.

>>938121151
>"Yuuri, acknowledge. Team flanked on all sides and taking heavy casualties, please respond..."
Shouldn't you answer that?

>>938121131
whatever you say, Ranjeet. You smell like shit btw.

https://youtu.be/ciWr46dZi6c?si=lxAaV-9DoJ68CHnJ

Night 1
weve stumbled into the locusts nest. Harley...!!!!

a large weapons cache has been recovered. divvie out the goods!

>>938121065
the murder is an acquired taste. youll get there soon enough yeah?

>>938121157
Is that Kuroko riding the dolphin? and who is the darked-skinned girl?

>>938121244
>Merely a motivational OST for the ears.

>>938121208
>>938121244
Answer what? I'm getting a drink! Hold the line...

>>938121236
Well that was easy. Another wanna be tough anon put into the trash. Gotta suck being you.

>>938121244
That even is literally me

>>938120912
Don't worry fella! I'll patch ya up after!
Jus' gotta find me a kit to heal ya!

>>938121044
>[Make that a defib for the hedgehog.]
Goddamn!COMPUTER!THING!
Things busted...
>[When in doubt kick machine!]
https://youtu.be/7BVygrVoxC8?si=iJvIzckgMormouRh
Oh... OKAY! I knew that woulda happened!
Please let there be some guns! And healin'!

>>938121244
That looked like it hurt... but Hey at least ya can still walk. That's good right?

>>938121244
A tragic loss, but a required sacrifice to help Putty deal with the locust menace

>>938121244
I remember the UFOs here... they don't spell good news.

>>938121262
The dolphin-rider appears to be Melty, and I believe the dark-skinned girl is Mayta.

Day 2
Nothing, Ellis?

with the lack of Rebel presence in this area i guess a few card games couldnt hurt...

>>938121266
like a sweet lullaby. the lamentations of your enemies.

>>938121244
Go back to sleep, if it's not a nuke going off I don't want to hear it

>>938121244
FUCKING bugs, kill em all, every single fucking one, till there's no more left to torment us...
>would you like to know more?

>>938121371
It's like watching a slaughter.

>>938121282
The trash smells better than your third world country, Pajeet.

>>938121371
I'll just pretend its chicken..

>>938121244
It's a bit heavy..

>>938121371
>Could she even make out the numbers?
Uh...

>>938121371
This like one of them game things...? I reckon ya got to shout out the moves name! Yeah! Shout the name out while doin' the stance!

>>938121371
Unfortunately I think I the number of spades players is only going to decrease from here...

>>938121371
I'm actually quite stung. That's as stock a move as you're ever likely to see from Ingrid.

>>938121371
Putty can only stare along with Ellis, as their fellow soldier starts showing off her incomprehensible moves. It's quite captivating.

>>938121371
Okay I think I can handle cards

>>938121380
Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today!

>>938121371
You see, you take the spade and you chop off the heads of your enemies.
It's my favorite game

>>938121440
Did ya hear? Season 2 was confirmed after S1 was such a great success!
It's gonna be amazing..

>>938121491
Just like Eightysix, this is getting a bit too real

Night 2

The machine gun proving itself to be the Volunteer Corps' most casualty producing weapon. for better or worse..

that out to keep things warm for a little while.

Ah- dont worry Natsuno. Im pretty sure hellspawn have a fire immunity. Right?

>>938121380
Nah.. Nah its gonna be okay. Its nothing. Its... Nothing.

>>938121563
glad to know that your Indian brothers are finally getting into positions that pay more than 5k a year

>>938121516
Aaaaaany minute now, God damn it!

>>938121620
Hit 'em hard and hit 'em fast, got it? They have the numerical advantage, so we can't let up even once.

>>938121621
Hope you got that Netflix subscription ready for when Season2 drops! Not like they'll make another game.. nobody buys that trash..

>>938121620
*peacefully sleeping*

>>938121620
Thank you for putting me out of my misery, Natsuno...

>>938121582
I'm hanging in there, I think we can pull through.

>>938121620
...with a few extra dollars.

>>938121620
This war stuff never ends!

>>938121620
...
Is that a guy lying underneath a glass-topped table while another guy sits down on it and-OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

>>938121620
>>938121704
For you I shall continue, Loona!

>>938121620
Hey. Girly! Watch 'ere you point that thing!!
Wait!WAIT!TURNITOFF!DON'TDOIT-!
https://youtu.be/WIimZZ1iUh8?si=9avPITzzzjqMTTBL

>>938121620
All these power ups and nothing to do.

>>938121620
Putty tries his hardest to make his fellow soldiers reconsider. That tomb could be filled with deadly traps and diseases. Putty knows this from personal experience.

https://youtu.be/rFmmQgPaeR8?si=3sQCQssg3GWAlwAF

Day 4

A blazing sun rises and the bullets are flying in all directions.

Good soldiers follow orders Yuuri!

A camel... gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever. probably

>>938121620
Maybe I can use that to cook things in the back

>>938121769
>+1 (One) HV-01 Heavy Machine Gun (with crate)
>+200 7.62mm FMJ rounds
Now we're talkin'...

>>938121769
One must savor the rare times of peace when they are presented.

>>938121620
>>938121711
Going through the 86 FaceBook page, the feels, is there a Gargantia group?

>>938121769
But look how cute he is!

>>938121769
>"ONLY KHLAV KALASH!"
It's going to be a long day, PVT Putty Squad.

Night 3

she... LIIIIVES
he.... also LIIIIVES

now putty squad? Ahh im sure he'll be fine. prolly didnt even feel it desu

>>938121745
You can do anything my Love, I believe in you!~ <3

>>938121910
Whether to laugh or whether to be impressed at such a clean shot...

>>938121830
The feels indeed. When she was outside of his broken-down juggernaut talking, that scene was amazing.

Oh, and yeah of course, I think they got multiple.

>>938121910
Majorrrrrr... guide me to the brainzzzz...

>>938121910
Swivel your eyes to face the other direction and I'll write you a recommendation for the Bronze Star. All in favor?

Day 4
Correction: Shit, I think he actually died.

Supply run! Squeeze everything into every possible space. Keep it moving!

Natsuno continues this trend of killing stuff in ways that probably shouldnt kill stuff.

Girida-O Crew's having a rough time rn.

All in a day's work for Nitori!

Listen... Kuroko... I hate officers too, but shes one of the good ones. Ellis might disagree however.

>>938121853
>>938121990
How much cooler would Gargantia be if we swapped Melty for Kuroko

>>938122056
Need bigger rock

>>938122056
Well I am pretty handy with a knife after all

>>938122056
>+1 Super Vehicle Type 001 - "Metal Slug"
Thanks!
Don't do it again!

>>938122056
How is such move even possible with a blade like that?
Rest in peace Putty...

>>938122056
>an hour later
>"Those *were* our POWs, right?"

>>938122082
>>938122065
>>938122056
Damn, Kuroko really didn't like that idea

>>938122065
I've never seen her anime lol. Is she the girl with the railgun powers?

>>938122165
Just watch it

Night 4

creepy stuff happens in nowhere. mind the flying saucers guys.

>>938122165
You're thinking of Mikoto Misaka. Kuroko's not quite as powerful but certainly knows how to make the most of her own abilities.

>>938122223
Nothing will stop me

>>938122223
Shit! Shit, shit, shit! Well, Slim Whitman, it's in your hands now; only you can save the planet.

>>938122223
>Why sleep when you can study with from the comfort of your bed! Just don't look over your shoulder...

>>938122223
Okay, here's how we'll split the gold, I'll take all of it, and you get out of my sight before I blast your brains all over the place!

>>938122193
Urghh alright... I'll get around to it... Sometime...

>>938122226
Ahhh gotcha gotcha, thanks for the info, Ingrid.

Day 5

Plenty more eventful with some big risks and plays being made.

Vladilena proving once again that she will not go down easily. So far repelling every single attack that has been thrown her way with extreme prejudice. Better watch your back Kuroko!

Mado is indeed not electricity proof or fireproof, unfortunately.

While Natsuno rationing out supplies to her squad - Nitori has the same idea.

The Megazord has other plans however, basking in the glories of his deeds thus far.

>>938122398
Piloting these isn't too bad after all

>>938122398
>+10 Stielhandgranate (Grenades)
No-no, thank you~!

>>938122398
My steadily putrefying corpse knew you had it in you, Vladilena!

>>938122462
Thanks Ingrid, Eternal Silver does well

>>938122398
After collecting weapons and ammo all game I'm bested before firing a shot.

>>938122398
Damn it...

Night 5

weaponry is a lot like ingredients to a fine dish. you have to try them all before you can refine your tastes.

leave it to a martian to stab you in the back...

I dont know how far arguing with the Megazord will get you. Better brew some coffee.

>>938122498
It really does, although there's one (1) regard in which it could probably stand to do better.

>>938122511
and I'm charging it

>>938122511
I'll brew. Wouldn't be the first overnighter.

>>938122503
I guess Musashi was right after all...

>>938122510
It was a good try. big F

CEASEFIRE CEASEFIRE CEASEFIRE

hot chow coming through. put your weapons on safe and chill out for a second.

Speaking of ingredients. you two ought to give your compliments to the chef.

Speaking of ingredients you two ought to avoid the MP's for the next several hours.

Probably a wise decision V...

>>938122599
Cпoкoйнoй нoчи

>>938122659
GA-HACK!?
>Mystery Food X claims another.

>>938122690
She has a fat ass

>>938122659
It looks like a good idea not to eat

Day 6

SHE JUST CANT BE STOPPED! Will her luck hold out???

FAKIE + 720 VERTICAL + BS SLIDE (3600)

>>938122659
The order in which these events take place is just *perfect*.

>>938122721
I want to be stopped so I can get some sleep

Night 6
Shes really not fucking around.

someone needs to do something about these goddamn aliens for real.

>>938122758
I have some good news(?)

>>938122749
its too good kek

>>938122659
Damn, Natsuno really has it in for us lol
Sorry Hon, you did your best and I'll get the Epipen~ <3

>>938122836
Thank you, Ruriko can keep these games, goodnight

Day 7
https://youtu.be/Y51X8jFa6K8?si=D_gN0N12kDfrIok3

FINAL 3

RPM MEGAZORD
KUROKO
VLADILENA MILLIZE

>>938122870
gn gn ggs and thank you for playin desu :3

>>938122836
>someone needs to do something about these goddamn aliens for real.
They've been picking us off at leisure and without anyone making even the feeblest attempt to fight back.

>>938122715
>TRUE
>>938122908
>Kappa says...
R-RPM, p-please...

>>938122908
Kuroko bet!

>>938122908
Megazord's an unknown quantity to me and although Kuroko's infamously tough I believe you'll win, Vladilena!
>I

>>938122908
Kuro!

>The Big U for Yuuri

>>938122908
I PREDICT KUROKO COMES OUT VICTORIOUS!
-GOD

>>938122659
Those are some deadly allergies for sure.
>>938122840
Thank you Loo~ <3
>>938122908
1-3 RPM
4-6 KUROKO
7-9 VLADILENA
0 no vote

-Roxy

>>938122908
Lena! Lena! Lena!
>Ledo

>>938122937
Maybe its a sign we should pull together as a species and put aside out differences to build a better and brighter tomorrow-

>938122964
>>938122967
>938123018
>>938123019
>938123043
mmm... Not quite.

>>938122994
>>938123060
I think she likes the way this sucks.

>>938123086
GOD DAMN IT! Thank you for your hosting anyways.
-GOD

>>938123086
Thanks for the game Seej! and well done Millie

>>938123086
>>938123126
WHY WOULD YOU-!
>The kappa's composure broke for a moment before quickly regaining itself as she gripped at her temples.
...Fine. That could've been worse...
>gratzysasuga

>>938123086
This helps me better understand my unit, thank you for hosting
-Lena

>>938123126
Way to complete the mission, Major!!
TFH Seej!!!
>Ledo

>>938123126
GG everyone, thank you for hosting Seej and congratulations to Vladilena!

Goodnight everyone!

>Playre2 Chihiro Fujisaki

TYFH
-MEGAZORD

>>938123086
I missed voting again lol
Nice stabbing Vladilena, never stop until there are more holes than flesh!
Thank you for hosting, Seej! :3
>>938122720
Congratulations Vladilena!

>>938123043
Thank you for everything Honey Buns!~ <3

~L

>>938123060
>>938122994
>>938123141
Thank you, Team Eternal Silver brings it home
-Lena
>>938123126
>>938123233
>>938123234

>>938123271
Thank you Loona, goodnight everyone
-Lena

>>938123126
Damn....
That's bullshit.
Much obliged for the game.
Man I got my ass handed to me....
>T.Keith's Buddy

>ADH20

that was a great game. i always feel as if the start is a bit slow but by the end it never fails to prove entertaining. stunning victory for Vladilena for sure.

Vladilena if you would like to select a motif for your wincard ill have it to you by tomorrow-ish?

motifs are:
ARMY
NAVY
AIRFORCE
MARINE CORPS
SPACE FORCE
COAST GUARD

>938123141
>>938123166
>938123196
>>938123233
>938123234
>>938123243
>938123271
>>938123289
>938123135
thank you all very much for playing!

>>938123086
>I think she likes the way this sucks.
That's...deeply odd. Everything about the event suggests Vladilena casually happened along to find Kuroko already dead, saw her inflating because of gas buildup and like child found the urge to *puncture* her irresistible. Still, a win is a win is a win so congratulations, Polkovnik Milizé! Thanks also to (You), seej, for hosting Metal Slug!

>>938123342
Whatever matches my uniform best
-Lena

>>938123333
checked. and you also! thanks for playing ellis!

>>938123347
pleasure was mine - glad to see you around again ingrid. thank you for playing!

still up for hosting that game .exe???

>>938123328
Nighty night Lena, sweet dreams! :3

~L

>>938123447
>>938123328

Air Force it is! see you around Lena.
>Seej!

>>938123447
Gn Lena!

>>938123126
Gratz Vladilena! :)
Thanks for hostin Seeji! :)
HQ

>>938123615
yw harley, thanks for playing <3

>>938123328
Goodnight Lena!
Congratulations, way to go superstar!
Thanks for hosting Seej!
>>938123271
You're welcome, Loona!~< 3

-Roxy

>>938120047
game?