Well we have sexual desires right? So you got a bunch of anons bunched up....in one place. All of em' get hard, all of em' horny, and all of them have sexual desires, so what are they gon' do? They have no ability to get a woman, so somebody's gonna have to give up nudes, and it's just that simple!

I like ye and I wantch ye. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

>>938121634
The choice is yours!

>>938121567 (OP)
I'm Prison Mike! You wanna know why they call me Prison Mike? I stole. And I robbed. And I kidnapped... the... president's son. And held him for ransom.

I am here to scare you straight. I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIIIGHT!! In prison you are somebody's bitch. Oh, and you. You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Don't drop the soap! Don't drop the soap! Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, beeyotch?! All right, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's just the way we talk in the clink.

Look, prison stinks, is what I'm saying. It's not like you can go home, and, recharge your batteries, and come back in the morning and, be with your friends, having fun in the office.
Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair.

The worst thing about prison was the... was the Dementors. They... were flying all over the place, and they were scary. And they'd come down, and they'd suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!

>>938121677
I'd give my ass to him so fast....

how long would this last in prison?

>>938121865

boring
good try tho

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