Thread 938129521

>wander into a forest
>walk for hours in a random direction
>pass through a damaged fence
>see a radiation warning sign
mfw I might be retarded

>>938129521 (OP)
Get out of there, stalker.

>>938129521 (OP)
Don't just stand there, come in, stalker.

>>938129521 (OP)
Marked One, got a job for you

>>938129560
Congrats.

Okie

AH NU CHEEKY BREEKY

Uhhh

There is a sealed door should I go inside

>>938130029
Stash is up the stairs on the left, two doors in, right side behind the big red boiler. Good luck.

I don’t like this place

There’s so many winding hallways goodness

Ok bros I’m gonna take a break in one of the open rooms cuz it’s cold asf and I’m tired of walking

Back on track!!

I still don’t like this place

can you fucking hold still while taking a picture? half of them are blurry because you moved

>>938131109
No psi protecc

We’re getting somewhere!!!

>>938131190
I wanna jerk off onto the elephants foot

I think it’s jammed but I’ll try to open it

No fucking way holy shit

hope you have a geiger counter on you, anon. Tick-tick-tickery means get the hell out of there, as Three Dog said in Fallout 3

I don’t since I never really intended to even go here

>>938132480
Well RIP OP then

I don’t see the AZ-5 button

It’s as if everything here got ripped out wtf

you think OP is gonna become a ghoul at this rate?

>>938132533
Most def

You know I really don’t feel so good, the corridors below smelled funny

>>938132556
Go lick the elephants foot

>>938132556
Soon you'll look like this.

nobody is actually buying your stupid RP.

>>938132605
Let the man have fun

You can buy it or not but they did smell funny, old paint maybe? I don’t wanna get caught or smth fuck this place

>>938132605
american agent spotted, stalker get out of there

small doses of radiation might be good for you like an occasional glass of red wine.
inb4 sunlight

OK /B/ROS IM OUT

Where to next??? I’m bored and there’s so much to see

Nothing flushes the rads away like a hard drink and a soft smoke bro!

This looks interesting but I can’t cross the bridge over the canal

No bloodsuckers in sight, so far so good! I always wanted to see Pripyat, will take some time though

>>938132959
After I get home I am getting 100% wasted

Alooooooha! Be sure to stop by Yanov on your way out. It can be fun around here.

>>938132556
like garlic?

>>938129521 (OP)
>retard walks into Chernobyl and dies

>>938133388
Such is life in the Zone

>>938133388
JOKES ON YOU

Bros should i investigate this mysterious ass building

>>938133873
Before I posted I didn't even know you're actually in Pripyat lol. Is it?

>>938133873
take a selfie with the ferris wheel or in a bumper car if you make it to the old amusement park! just censor the face, we don't want to see the radiation burns

COOL THREAD OP!

>>938133940
Friendly neighbourhood pseudo-giant came to the rescue and helped me

More evil buildings

I’m gonna catch airborne aids I swear

>>938134361
Say hello to Boar the bandit king for me LOL.

>>938134403
Vasya isn’t very friendly today…

>>938134196
omg, it's real!
>>938134400
>I’m gonna catch airborne aids I swear
loot or trade something for a slightly used gas mask, what could go wrong?

The upside is there’s no hobos to attack me lol

We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.
May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.
Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Monolith.

so everything has been looted n trashed? too bad

>>938134669
Idi ko mne…

Alright /b/ros I’ll try to retrace my steps and go back, praying I don’t get shot or get caught in an anomaly

>>938134986
Thanks for the thread, anon, stay safe out there

I heard since the war there are supposedly a buncha landmines scattered around the Zone. Seems like you still got both legs so you can't confirm? (Which is good).

Anyways... Good hunting and safe travels stalker!

I found famous claw! Don’t have dosimeter sadly

>>938135149
True, can’t stick to roads much, many soldiers and police

>>938135327
>Don’t have dosimeter sadly
you're going to glow like a motherfucker when you're done snooping around out there
bring a meter next time. if you're nice about it, you can borrow those things

>>938129521 (OP)
i was in the forest with my daughter, she's in a stroller, we were taking a walk to a pond about 2 miles from our house.

Might be the last post cuz phone has 2% left, I can’t find the path I used to get here, might wait for the night and make a run for it thru the road
>mfw lost in the zone
The point I made in my very first post has truly become apparent

the only way is where? That’s right - forward. I found a piece of really polished black stone on the road and it looks cool so I’ll take it with

>>938138427
>I found a piece of really polished black stone on the road and it looks cool so I’ll take it with
What does the Geiger counter say about this decision?

Fuck what a cool thread

>>938138955
Finally a good thread

I am double retarded I just found a powerbank in my bag, we’re so back

Does anyone know what these clouds are called? They look really pretty

>>938138593
>what does the geiger counter say about this decision
What do you mean it’s probably just a rock

Cellular service got considerably worse for some reason, although it was getting weaker with the growing distance from the power plant, the sun’s setting too

Enjoy.

Okay /b/ros it is time. It’s gotten dark enough. Now or never! WOOOO

I’m hiding under a bridge right now. The fence should be somewhere past it on the other side of the river. I’ll wait for the patrol cars to pass over and try to find a hole. (Somewhat)final update for now, your local autist will prevail, I’ll try to post when I’m away from the guard posts for at least a few kilometres approx. Already imagining the taste of the moonshine my grandma sent from the village.

Thanks for blessing /b/ with an actually fucking good thread for once, godspeed anon

Hi again everyone, and thanks for your support during my journey of stupid. I found my way to the nearest highway and caught a car, some very sweet old couple helped me get back to Kyiv. I’m back to the hotel. This will remain in my memory as something amazing and I’m glad all of you were a part of it

>>938143678
>I’ll wait for the patrol cars to pass over
Good luck not being mistaken for an enemy soldier if they notice you. Because you're allegedly near an active war zone. But hey, you might get into the news at least.

P.S. I’m a shitty cook and these noodles ain’t looking good

Thanks OP, you took a part out of my depression for today.

>>938146586
nah man I was scared shitless during the last rush, it’s probably super illegal to have even been there

>>938146650
Hopefully there’s more fun things I will come by eventually to show you all :) Stay safe out there anonbros

>>938129521 (OP)
If you did you would get v& first

>>938146798
if I get sent to the frontlines that’s even more threads material

>>938146724
Stay safe

>>938146879
Oh you're a rooskie?
got any krokodil?

>>938146955
nah I’m Ukrainian actually

>>938147004
Can you play the piano with your penis like Zelenskyy does?

>>938147060
Obviously, that’s a skill we acquire since birth lol

>>938147060
>like Zelenskyy
Who isn't Ukrainian...

Forgot to post myself flicking some switches while still in the power plant

>>938129521 (OP)
Bro do you have any vodka to get rid of the radiation

>>938147472
>brown

>>938147510
Why of course

Raising one for y’all’s health, cheers anons

>>938147579
i walked 20 miles one time, went into a different forest and found a cave with what looked like an emergency bunker inside

>>938147709
cheers, nice thread anon

>>938147878
Do you have some pictures bro?

>>938148028
Yea idk whats so great about irradiated apples.

>>938146896
He was never in any danger. He got from CNPP to the capital after evading patrols and getting a ride from strangers in under 1.5 hours. During which they apparently missed the omnipresent checkpoints like they don't exist.

>>938148824
Haters will hate…

>>938138427
Might be your road to ruins.

>>938148824
glowie detected, youre waiting for stalkers at those checkpoints arent you

>>938150852
They’re everywhere, waiting…

>>938129521 (OP)
And that's how you got the nickname "the uranium pisser"

nice tour anon, do you maybe have a cool pic of the outside which i can use as a wallpaper