/waifu/ thread!
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu
>No claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>The /waifu/ spirit is immortal throughout all eternity
Most importantly, have fun!

*sighs*

tranny upset

>>938141153 (OP)
Hopefully it'll cool off there soon. It's been rather hot here as well but we had a few days where it was comfortable enough to walk around midday.

>>938141308
i wonder why

don't talk to me if you worship hookers
3dpd is not worth collecting just renting if they can be bought and sold. not waif material

poor guy has to talk to himself

Very poor indeed.

>>938141541
Squishy fox thighs

>>938140084 [Anzu]
[Citation needed]

>>938141356
The trade off is that I get to listen to the cicadas outside (I can hear them while I'm inside my house like right now), which I always love. Unfortunately it's too hot for me to be outside working on cars or doing katana cutting in my little area in my back yard I've set up for that. Oh, and my palms died. Sad. I'll have to plant new ones and make sure to water them more.

>>938141541
That image is four months too early!

>>938141696
How are you today, painter drawer?

CLAIMING MY BUUTFUL ONEGAYGEISHA SUZUKA!

>>938142422
Poor plant.
And cicadas make such a great background noise for relaxing.

>>938142422
I LOVE LISTENING TO BUGS FUCKING TOO BRO
BUG DICK SEX IS HAWT
BZZZZTTT BZZZZZT
I WISH I WAS A CICADS
THEY ARE VERY SAMURAI
MUCH COOL

>>938142653
Indeed they do.
I actually found a very tiny one earlier this summer. I had never seen one this small; it was barely over half an inch.
Have you ever tried to draw Vivian? I feel I've asked this before.

>kneesocks claimed

>remember when shane said he'd leave the boomer alone?
>pepperidge farm remembers

>>938142835
THATS NOT VERY SEPPUKU
HELP IT COMMIT SUPPUKKU

>>938142846
You made her blush. Must've been quite the compliment.
How are you today?

>>938142944
SUZUKA MAKES ALL THE PIRATED BLUDH
SUCH A BAD BITCH SLUT

>>938142909
>believing anything a schizo says
Bruh.

>>938142909
Haha rpic le family man meem lolz xd

>>938141696
Source: It occurred to me in a dream.

>>938142986
Nigger
Bisou~

>>938143004
haha rpic le katy penguin of d00m maymay lolz xd

>>938143015
Kill yourself pedo tranny faggot Nigerians dick sucking bitch

>>938142835
Neat. I didn't know they could be that small.
And I simply can't draw. Can do loads of things but any attempt at drawing always looks terrible.

>>938142846
Hi Kneesocks claimer. How are you today?

>>938143040
Yes

>>938143058
*hugs*
Gaaoooo
Pet me!

>>938143015
>moisturized
Yeah, moisturized by the oil from all those potato chips she's spilling on herself...

>>938143108
SUZUKA LIKES TO GET MOISTURIZIZED BY SPACE PIRATE CUM INSIDE AND OUT
SHES SUCH A GIRL BOSS

>>938142944
I am well Suzuka claimer, enjoying my lunch.
I hope youre doing well as well.

>>938143058
Hello Vivian claimer, good good. Enjoying a lunch.
I hope youre well too.

>>938142422
Stressed.
Hope you have grown a tough enough skin to tolerate the schizo annoying you with your waifu.
>>938142835
Did you make this?
>>938143015
Local man forgets has alzheimer, remembers everything.

>>938143251
I'm good. I had some honey yogurt and almond granola for breakfast and haven't thought out lunch yet.

>>938143251
Very well indeed.
New Forged in Fire episode just aired last night, so I have it to watch tonight.

>>938143486
>Stressed.
Why? Over a drawing, or something not as fun?
>Hope you have grown a tough enough skin to tolerate the schizo annoying you with your waifu.
Oh he's done this before; it's nothing new, and I just ignore it.
>Did you make this?
Oh, no no, a friend of mine drew that for me a few years ago. In fact that's the first drawing of my waifu anyone ever did for me.

>>938143623
SUZUKA IS FORGED IN PIRATE CUM

>>938141153 (OP)
So I got back from school, got in my house, went to my room, went to my computer and I was like 'I need to change something, but what??

>>938143623
I cant draw in peace, I need to go back and finish a college work and everyone in my group is losing their minds waiting for my input. I dont think I will be able to draw again until deep at night.
Good.
It looks very good, even more so the fact that its traditional.
>>938143769
Fall in love with pixels maybe.

>>938143924
Youre here early.

You're in a thread for friends and conversations lon an antisocial gay
oh yes let me tell you how me and anime gurls go on dates it's not just shallow horny it's reel and tru love uwu for my edgy cartoons

>>938143985
Not really, varies based on what I decided to do after coming back from work.

>>938144766
You normally come here in about 2-3 hours.
You decided to do something/not do something today, so youre here early.

i'm need lunch idk where to go though
tacos or chinese i really want both

>>938144830
That'd be very close to my sleepy time during workdays. But yeah recently I've usually started showing up only a little bit and disappear right after.
I decided to post.

>>938145522
So you only show up moments before going to sleep. Do you do a lot after work that you made that the usual?
Did not have plans for today?

pizza i guess

people don't realize this was the darkest hsr arc
you have fate and a high priestess sacrifice
it's a symbolism of the 3 sisters of fate maiden mother and crone
and you thing is prolly shallow fighting anti-god or demiurge

>>938143108
Hello
>>938143486
I forgot to reply to this post.

>>938145839
I am the Forgotten Man.

>>938145885
So you are a man?

>>938145952
My identity changes from context to context.

>>938146064
tranny

>>938146064
Could you identify as a cute anime girl?

>>938146593
NOT LIKE THAT.
You win, Im a man, a very inmature and teenage looking man.

>>938145712
It's pretty much the norm now with the new job.
Complete opposite, I mostly just chill and relax till dinner hours.
Nope.

>>938147469
cute drunk

>>938147469
Oh well, just another routine to get used to; as long as its not self destructive, it should be fine.
Ah, to do nothing, I miss that.
Well, its not that different from the usual, since you just relax until dinner. Why did you decided to post today?

>>938147841
why did you? were you lonely?
wanted friends?

if everyone left would you stop thinking about ""waifus" im a pervert so no

>>938147841
So far so good, not much to say about it.
No one is stopping you from doing nothing.
Uuuuuh...I'm here forever(?)

>>938146771
Who's that brat on the left?

>>938148486
Good to hear then.
Deadlines are.
You dont sound convinced.
>>938148588
Krile, FF5.
Shes like 3-4 years older than Relm while being basically the same height.

>>938148749
She's adorable, think I'll adopt her.

>>938148784
"Adopt her"?

big nuts

>>938148955
In your mouth

>>938148923
Yes but without the quotations.

>>938149125
Kill yourself tranny pedo bitch

>>938149125
What do you even mean by that? Making a folder for her?

>>938149273
Adopt her as my daughter and raise her. I don't like the term daughterfu so I won't use it. Assuming she doesn't already have a father.
I did briefly entertain the idea of switching waifus, is that allowed?
>>938149190
Shut the fuck up randall.

>>938149548
>I don't like the term daughterfu
Why not?
>Assuming she doesn't already have a father.
She doesnt but she has a grandfather that basically acts as her dad.
>I did briefly entertain the idea of switching waifus
Sure buddy.

>>938148989
yea probbaly

>>938149703
I've only ever seen it be used by people who want to fuck their daughters.
I'm not the step dad, I'm the dad who stepped up :^)
I was thinking something a little less loli, you know?

>>938148749
Yeppa.
Deadlines can't stop you, they aren't real.
There's no particular reason as to why I decided to post today.

>>938148955
Worst Jill?

>>938143797
Working in groups is shit. You're either the only one actually doing anything (Seija), or everyone else in the group is impatient with (You).
Yeah they were pretty talented. Oh holy shit I just realized the date on the drawing and today's date are the same. It was meant to be.

>>938145839
I expected more in the way of a banter reply from you for such a roast of your waifzu, than that. Very lazy, just like her.
How are you today?

>>938149935
But Anzu is so adorable, and bratty.
I don't think of you as a lolicon, for what it's worth.

>>938149897
My nuts, in your mouth

>>938150095
Juju

>>938150095
yeeah you are
biiiIIIIIIIIITCH
>>938150264
oh
pass

>>938149897
Gay.
>>938149935
Man.
Nice mental gymnastic.
Why are you lying?
>>938150095
They are very real and can hurt me.
That sounds very suspicious.
>>938150159
Yeah I dont like it. But sometimes it pays off since I can be the one getting carried for once.
You dont speak to them anymore?

>>938150329
Are you the Jill I used to talk to in here often, or the most recent Jill?

>>938150329
Your loss

>>938150381
yea probbaly
>>938150447
yh
>>938150505
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>>938150381
>You dont speak to them anymore?
Nah. We began butting heads on too many things and just drifted apart.
In every group in every workplace, there's always the one needing to be carried, so you're providing them invaluable experience in preparation for entering the workplace after graduation. Keep up the good work!

>>938150601
How have you been? How is med school stuff?

>>938150264
Sus yo

>>938150329
Very drunk Jill, probably.

>>938150381
Delete them from existence.
Why would there be anything suspicious about this.

>>938150601
Fuck is that?

>>938150757
Wha? How am I sus?

>>938149548
You shut the fuck up fucking pedo nigger

>>938150159
>>938150250
Excuse me nigger thats my slutfu.

>>938150685
i got out of school like 4 years ago
>>938150757
soberer than a nun
or something thats usuallly sober
>>938150847
the weak must fear the stronge

>>938150916
I'm the taller order of being

>>938150916
I...think that may have been the last time I saw you in here.
How have you been? Well, I hope.

>>938150685
Sad to hear.
Wow thanks.
>>938150757
Only way to do that is taking the chores head on.
I dont know.

>>938150916
>the weak must fear the stronge
Indeed

>>938150968
arent you like notorooosiouly short
or at least where it counts
>>938150979
damn
>>938151128
giwtwm

>>938151128
God I wish that were me

>>938151155
Hey hey! I am a grower, not a shower

>>938151155
So I heard something about you I never knew before: I heard you like gunpla.

Bah, I need to run. Take care, everyone.

>>938151365
You knew I was going to trash your waifu again didnt you. Coward.
Good bye.

>>938151182
thats what all of them say
>>938151247
not according to the half-built kit from 5 months ago

>>938151505
Bring your ass over here and I'll show it

>>938150159
Lazy and retarded.
>>938150250
>posts in loli threads
>posts a loli waifu
>not a lolicon
Nice mental gymnastics
>>938150381
Have you ever seen it used in a different context?
How is that mental gymnastics?
I dunno, seemed convenient to do so.

>>938151600
youll have to get pretty close so i can actually see it
you know
since its small

>>938150847
He doesn't know.

>>938150916
That sounds boring, have a pint.

>>938151058
Weak, just snap them into completion, easy does it.
Well, you said it was suspicious.

Lol.

>>938151653
Uhh, I dont know? I never see it at all.
I dont know, it was a weird phrase that I didnt know what to make of and I interpreted it as coping.
ARE YOU SERIOUS????????????

>>938151852
I was not born with that power, unfortunately.
I say many things, you know that.

Man cannot live on chicken alone, I know, I know, I tried that shit.
In fact, you cannot live on shit either.

>>938151902
Make it a thing then.
Everyone does.

>>938151729
Then I'll poke your eye out, when I load up a pic of Jill's fat bum.

>>938151852
The nut part was towards the OTHER jill, kinky boi

>>938151852
cant driiink tonight sorry
>>938151947
but man can live on man can
>>938151981
have you ever considered not being gross for once

>>938151947
I was not born with that power, unfortunately.
But no one quite like me.

>>938152038
Have you considered not being worst jill for once

>>938151854
Well now you have.
It's just a dumb phrase, maybe it is a bit of cope but I wouldn't know.
Almost never.
Wow there's not a lot of art of this character..

>>938151981
I noticed, burh.

>>938152038
Better time next time.
Man can can but live on man on cupcakes.

>>938152080
Make it a thing then.
You're not special in that matter.

>>938152214
Juju, get granblue versus

>>938152135
yeah
but its more funn :))))))
>>938152214
can man canned mans

>>938152214
I was not born with that power, unfortunately.
I am not special in any matter.
>>938152201
Why cant anything be wholesome.
Oh well.
I am going to KILL you.
Of course not, if you thought Relm got little art imagine fucking Krile, which comes from a less popular game. A fucking shame too, since 5 is better than 6 in terms of gameplay and Krile is a far more significant and important character than Relm.
If your character is not an MC your character is not getting any art.

>>938152326
Hell nah.

>>938152383
Nonono, can man canned cans.

>>938152398
Just fucking get to it already.
You are.

>>938152383
Zzzzzz


>>938152478
What's the matter? Afraid to get curb stomped by me?~ Alright how bout tekken 8?

>>938152478
I am on it.
Elaborate.

>>938152398
It can be wholesome if YOU want it to be, I just have never seen it be used as such.
Finally, my suffering is over.
Well that's ok. It hasn't stopped you from amassing a collection.

>>938152529
Always on ggs if anything, you'll find me there.

>>938152552
Doesn't look like it.
You have qualities that make you stand out amongst the NPCs.

im feeling like dark cloud or dynasty warriors

>>938152478
peaches come from a can

>>938152685
Well, I have used it in a non degenerate manner.
Hell exists and is very real.
Yeah but at least Relm is in a game on the upper echelon on popularity so she has something to fall on.
It bothers me that youre avatarfagging as Krile just because of looks alone.
>>938152754
Looks can be decieving. You take so long to answer that I have time to do stuff. Shouldnt you go to sleep by now?
I doubt it. And even if that was true, those "qualities" arent inherently exclusive to mine, they are not special, therefore making me not special as well.

>>938152754
Yeah but all I really play is sol

>>938152780
Ass was never mentioned during this conversation, why bring it up now?

>>938152865
Yours is as deceiving as a colorblind chameleon. Soon enough yes.
Special doesn't mean exclusive.

>>938152886
Cringe, smh.

>>938153036
they were put there by a man

>>938153036
Bruh I literally play him since GGXX on the PS2. Besides Chaos is hard to learn

>Ass was never mentioned during this conversation, why bring it up now?
Why wouldn't you want to talk about ass?

>>938153036
Then go. You have work tomorrow.
What does it mean then?

>>938152865
Who is your daughterfu?
I'll take my chances.
Is 6 really that popular?
What criteria would you prefer I use?

>>938153139
I considered Relm that back when I was still trying to pretend that I was a waifufag, seemed more healthy to me than outright wanting to marry the child.
Your chances are quite bad.
Ehhh, I dont know at this point. I know that 6 is often mentioned in the "best FF" discussions, but I dont know how popular it is. I use "upper echelons" very liberally, there are 16 games in the series, and in my experience, 6 is in the "popular" half.
Id prefer that you chose an avatar based on the content of the character in question, not just their looks. Otherwise it feels shallow and superflous. Its not like there are few blonde characters out there, surely theres another one you like and know enough besides Anzu to choose to avatar with.

R E A L
W A I F U
H O U R S

I love my wife; she is very cute.

>>938153361
And you've grown past that and are now ok with wanting to marry her?
So be it.
My friend got one of the ff games for her ps5, she didn't even know which one it was. I wonder if she'll enjoy it.
That would be more akin to a waifu and you know what they say about more than one waifu...

>>938153501
Loud.
>>938153599
Maybe if I loved her. I haveMixed feelings about it, shes still a child, and with each year Im older and older than her, but on the other hand shes not real, so whos going to judge me if I would like to.
PS5? Pray its the remake of 7 and not 16, if its 16 shell probably not like it.
Not necesarily, liking a character its not the same as loving it.

>>938153072
Good man.

>>938153094
I had other priorities when that came out.
Classic ass.

>>938153098
Yes.
Special in this case means that you have one or more particular qualities that define your character/person. They are, so called special, because they represent you. "Special" as a word, without context, doesn't mean anything.

>>938154086
Hate how I have to pay a shitton to unlock the rest of the characters

>>938153994
Not me, that's for sure.
I'll find out when I go over there later. She loves fortnite so her taste is already pretty bad.
Do you have to love your waifu?

>>938154086
Good.
That is the first time that I hear special being used that way and to be blunt that seems like you pulled out that explanation out of your ass as an "I win" stick.
>>938154160
Of course.
Why would someone that likes Fortnite would buy a FF for the PS5...? You better update me on the situation, now Im genuinely wondering.
That is the stupidest question I have ever been asked in the 7 years that I have been cursing this place with my presence. Bravo.

>>938154148
i am a human.

this is why i don't play games i fucking fell asleep while killing gundams

:3c

>>938154148
Skill(Money) issue.

>>938154445
Looking into the etymology of words is a pleasant and interesting journey, you should do it yourself sometimes.
There is nothing to win here, we're just sharing our tie with each other.
Speaking of, until next time, may Golden dreams come to you.

>>938154445
I think it was a gift, either way she is excited to play it so we'll see.
And yet you didn't answer it.

>>938154649
time*

>>938154649
Not like this... Back in my days, we unlocked our characters by playing them!

>>938153994
Quite silent actually, thus is the medium

>>938154649
I do, but only with words that are interesting or complex in some regard.
Arent arguments supposed to be something to be won.
Good night.
>>938154694
You used all caps. You were loud.
>>938154660
Oh well, if it was a gift then its ok.
Of course you have to love your waifu, dipshit.

>>938155283
Me? No, never. You must be seeing things.

>>938154693
I know.

>>938155283
Shucks, the simplest ones are the most surprising.
We were arguing?

>>938155429
Go to sleep.
>>938155339
Your gaslighting doesnt work on me.

>>938155283
No need for name calling no matter how true it may be.

>>938155777
You have been complaining about my insults a lot this week. Why.
Also, you picked a wrong character if you wanted something "less loli".
Also also, are you having second thoughts about Anzu?

>>938155593
Gaslight you? Why would I ever do such a thing? That would mean being rude, and I'm not rude. Therefore, not gaslighting.

>>938155846
Why is gaslighting rude.

>>938156076
The insinuation of course.

>>938156118
That doesnt really answer anything.

>>938156160
Answer what? I didn't ask any questions.

>>938156427
Youre specially "funny" tonight.

>>938155843
Sorry, I'm just having a rough week.
I am never ever beating the allegations.
No, not at all, she is the only waifu I'll ever have until the day I die.

>>938156465
I have been told I'm quite the prankster. Did you enjoy my japes and tomfoolery?

>>938156586
>I have been told I'm quite the prankster.
Allow me to doubt.
>Did you enjoy my japes and tomfoolery?
No.
>>938156468
Would have been nice for you to tell me sooner, Id have gone easier on you.
Its ok to have a type.
I hope thats the case.

>>938156699
Shall I tell you the tale of my go to prank?
Well then. All was for naught.

>>938156823
Sure.
Why, if you had fun who cares what others think.

>>938156699
Nah, I wouldn't really want you to do that.
That is a very politically correct way to put it.
Have I given you reason to doubt? On a side note, I find it hilarious how I've numbered these files as if I'm ever going to find 1,000 images of her.

>>938156938
I would use rubber cement on a side of a quarter and place it in front of the bench visible from my dorm room. The amount of times I would spend the day drinking and cackling to myself was immeasurably sad.

My rules are gone, I cant make a thread.

Fine, I haven't in a while.

>>938157187