Post the girls that you don’t tell your friends about. The ones that are always there for a quick nut.

>>938145044 (OP)

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>>938145269
>>938145327
made for anal.

>>938145327

>>938145044 (OP)
Built for marriage, breeding and a long and happy life together raising a family.
Now fucking get to it, anon.

Big tittied slam pig

Shes fun

Jewish piggy

>>938145351
I’d never leave bed she needs constant cock in her

>>938145044 (OP)
Lets get some slampig stories. How you met, what you did etc... I'll start.

>Get stood up by a girl on Tinder. Immediately start swiping for a backup.
>Match with a girl 5,11 great body with big tits and a fat ass (I don't like skinny girls)
>Then facetime to make sure the vibe is good before we meet.
>Meet at a bar near my house for drinks.
>Immaculate vibes. Plant that I would bust her ass in Mario Kart. She obliges.
>We play for a little then I say 'you have to do something for me if you lose'.
>Girl littereally drives her car off the map repeatedly.
>Start taking her pants off and see the wettest pussy of my lifetime. Immediately brick up.
>we get naked and I start going down on her.
>Halfway down kissing her chest my nose gets the most STANK smell known to man.
>Realize I'm not eating her out and get sad.
>Proceed to go missionary, and she cums almost immediately.
>Turn her around for doggy. The juxtaposition of the backshot air and her fatass was a sight to behold.
>Bust the fattest nut on her back and immediately go to the bathroom.
> 'You're better than this' talk with myself in the mirror.
>She left and I swore I would never do it again but hit her up the next weekend.

Still to this day best sex of my life. If she didn't smell I probably wouldv'e kept her around for a while.

Back in the day

Highly recommend you guys wife a slampig fyi.
>Loyal
>Eager to please in all aspects
>Can cook

Just get one with a good face or good enough face that if she lost some pounds she'd be a 7 (If that matters to you)

>>938146009
Put a baby in that and get some of that Jew money.

>>938146209
you just know

>>938145925
she does look fun. love that ass.

>>938146767
Nice. Mine.

>>938145925

I'm glad to see that it worked out for you.

Whoever this is, I would absolutely wreck

I'm somewhere in Europe volunteering and I have a romance blossoming with the 17 year old daughter of the head of the NGO I'm involved with...
She's not fat, but I am. She's around 5'10/ 178cm, long legs & true green eyes: bubble athletic butt & itty bitty titties.

Wish me luck bros

>>938146168
Fat girls always smell don't they. Never had one that didn't. Describe that backshot air and ass anon?

>>938146654
I know she was a hella good lay. Wish I would have kept fucking her.

>>938147730
It's funny to this day that's the only one I've ran across that smelled. Smelled like rotten fish. I actually brought her back to my place a week later to see if i cleared up and it didn't. Looking back I wish I just told her it smelled so she could clear it up and I could keep fucking. Amazing lay. But was afraid I'd catch something. Did it without a condom somehow.

Big titted cows are my guilt pleasure.

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>>938149701
Oh dude I'd tell people about that, she's cute

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>>938149814
She looks like she'd let me no-holds-barred fuck her throat

>>938149814
that was before she put on even more weight

>>938149886
Potential.

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>>938149886
Yeah, she's honestly still cute tho. Still looks like she'd let me pump her head.

>>938150020
Is she from ME?

>>938150033
she probably would yeah
>>938150060
no

>>938150114
Fuck dude she's actually pretty. Definitely would.

Which one would you choose?

>>938150181
good angles make her work

Wwyd to her?

>>938150296
True I guess. I still would fuck her head and nut on her face.

Did you ever hook up with her?

>>938145044 (OP)
i never told anyone i was fcuking this girl, and in public i would be embarrassed bcus she dressed like a hooker and i think all those tats look trashy and i have none...

she was in love with me and asked me to be exclusive with her. i told her no and she never respnonded to my text again. at least i didnt lead her on or nothing.

sucked my shit on demand and swallowed like a demon

>>938150627
Damn, more?

>>938150782
Love it when the "normal" looking ones are sluts

Don't tell anyone because
1. she's a coworker
2. she's married

>>938148661
Why not tell her smells down there? You had nothing to lose. You were going to stop fucking her cause of the smell anyway, so either there was a chance she cleaned up and you could carry on or she gets offended and you two just stopped fucking like you intended anyway.

>>938150627
Not a slampig

>>938152034
Cute trashy girl, hope she has a nice blonde bush!

>>938145044 (OP)
gf

>>938148719
I’d wife her up tbh, she’s a cutie

Interest?

>>938151108
they make the best whores

>>938145756
Oh damn she’s just my type. Got more?

>>938152947
Nice

>>938152713
Yeah

wwyd to this slampig?

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>>938153661
Put a blindfold on her and slap her full force just for fun. I won't even pretend I'm punishing here for anything. It'll also be fun to tie her hands and make her kneel and pull her up by pinching and twisting her nipples

>>938154385
Nice. Keep going?

>>938153671
more?

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>>938154821
Hell yeah. She let you hit? What did you do?

Latina slampig

>>938156697
Very nice

ex slam pig

>>938150387
Anyone? Someone must wanna fuck her?

Any UK slam pigs?

i'm always waiting to see my ex wife in one of these threads
she weighs about 210 lbs now, massive F cup hangers, and she got extremely promiscuous after our divorce
well, technically starting towards the end of our marriage

>>938160416

Busted so many nuts to her huge tits and fat ass

>>938160416
Honestly wouldn't be too bad with a little top lip filler and some whitening strips

>>938145756
She’s fucking cute

>>938160602
*I take an X-ray image of a girl's skull* You're on the wrong website, dumbass.

slampig Olivia

>>938163043
imagine a girl that wants you to put a camera under your pillow to record her

anyone want to jerkoff to this asian milf's instagram on teleguardURF4PQF6A going to jerk to her now

slampig i used to fuck in college

>>938163696
Please have nudes of those fat tits

>>938163776
i wish but here's a better shot of them

>>938150275
The one that would drop her standards enough to let me fuck her.

>>938164000
you're a wise man
i like the cut of your jib

>>938163907
Fuck that's a shame, they're huge!

My slam pig

Micayla

>>938164000

>938164000
Trips of truth.

I actually think she was retarded or something

>>938164174
you could definitely just reach in and pull a baby out of her

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>>938145925
Hot. Any full frontal nudes?

She's a slampig and a competitive pole dancer

>>938164898
Fuck that’s hot. I need those thighs around my head

>>938164898
they better be using substantial bolts to attach those poles to the floor and ceiling

>>938165601
hot
got moar?

>>938166035
Fuck me

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>>938166263
I love mature milfs

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>>938166594
Milfs with big pale tits get me every time

Not keeping her a secret 'cause she's a slampiggy (I'm more of a fat pig myself), but because she's my cousin. She's a mentally unstable, cut up whore, so even if she wasn't my cousin I wouldn't go advertising I was fucking her
She's bleeding 'cause she begged me to cut her cute tits while I fucked her. She has a big scar now

>>938166747
hot

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>>938166903
She's really great lay. I can do more or less whatever I want to her. I love bruising and biting, but we can't really leave marks on each other since we both have partners. She did say I could start biting her really hard soon tho. Not sure why, but I'm looking forward to leave bite marks all over her neck and shoulders.
Apart from our partners she's also always busy so we sadly don't fuck very often

>>938167768
any idea why she's into her fat cousin?
i've got a cousin i'd love to plough, but she'd never have me

Bump

>>938152702
I dunno about making her a wife, but im definitely going to have my fun lmao

>>938152034
>brown eyebrows
Sorry to break it to you anon

>>938163043
>cute and petite
>slampig
Okay anon, stop capping

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>>938158720
I'm pretty sure that tattoo above her cunt says "fill my womb with your children" in Elvish

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>>938164365
Made to service cocks with every hole

Huge titties

>>938165909
Her thighs are killer
>>938166030
Apparently they do

>>938145044 (OP)
she's adorable

>>938145195
but she has tattoos

toss her to the nigs

100% purebred slampig

embarassed to tell anyone bc shes on the chubby side but the tits are glorious and she gives the most insane head.

was a slam pig for frat bros after we broke up

not really a slampig but i dont tell my friends abt her since shes an 18 yo hs senior.

cute as hell though and ridiculously tight

fatass slampig who lets me take pics

>>938178667
more? she looks cute

>>938178704
sure

>>938178943
not too bad, whats she like?

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>>938150387
Nice ass any more?
>>938172237
Lovely tits

>>938178984
honestly pretty good. body isnt the best since shes kinda fat but her ass is nice and big & looks amazing in doggy.

gives fantastic head whenever i ask too.

pussy is insanely tight, like way tighter than any other girl. she says its bc shes been doing kegels since she was 13 (shes 19 rn). shits genuinely crazy. also on bc so i can cum inside too. her fat ass+gorilla grip pussy is a godly combo when i fuck her prone.

overall sex is pretty good but wish she wasnt fat.

She swallowed a few of my loads during desperate times

>>938178998
rubbing her pussy

>>938178033
Oh fuck yes, need more of her!

Pretty sure I've seen another pic of her before but I forgot to save it

>>938178128
How chubby are we talking? She looks fucking perfect in that pic.

Got any pics that show off more of her body?

Bros, make a change in your life. 90% of these slampigs look like they stink. If you're not larping and you can actually pull IRL, do better for yourself.