Thread 938145044

Post the girls that you don’t tell your friends about. The ones that are always there for a quick nut.

>>938145269
>>938145327
made for anal.

>>938145044 (OP)
Built for marriage, breeding and a long and happy life together raising a family.
Now fucking get to it, anon.

Big tittied slam pig

Shes fun

Jewish piggy

>>938145351
I’d never leave bed she needs constant cock in her

>>938145044 (OP)
Lets get some slampig stories. How you met, what you did etc... I'll start.

>Get stood up by a girl on Tinder. Immediately start swiping for a backup.
>Match with a girl 5,11 great body with big tits and a fat ass (I don't like skinny girls)
>Then facetime to make sure the vibe is good before we meet.
>Meet at a bar near my house for drinks.
>Immaculate vibes. Plant that I would bust her ass in Mario Kart. She obliges.
>We play for a little then I say 'you have to do something for me if you lose'.
>Girl littereally drives her car off the map repeatedly.
>Start taking her pants off and see the wettest pussy of my lifetime. Immediately brick up.
>we get naked and I start going down on her.
>Halfway down kissing her chest my nose gets the most STANK smell known to man.
>Realize I'm not eating her out and get sad.
>Proceed to go missionary, and she cums almost immediately.
>Turn her around for doggy. The juxtaposition of the backshot air and her fatass was a sight to behold.
>Bust the fattest nut on her back and immediately go to the bathroom.
> 'You're better than this' talk with myself in the mirror.
>She left and I swore I would never do it again but hit her up the next weekend.

Still to this day best sex of my life. If she didn't smell I probably wouldv'e kept her around for a while.

Back in the day

Highly recommend you guys wife a slampig fyi.
>Loyal
>Eager to please in all aspects
>Can cook

Just get one with a good face or good enough face that if she lost some pounds she'd be a 7 (If that matters to you)

>>938146009
Put a baby in that and get some of that Jew money.

>>938146209
you just know

>>938145925
she does look fun. love that ass.

>>938146767
Nice. Mine.

>>938145925

I'm glad to see that it worked out for you.

Whoever this is, I would absolutely wreck

I'm somewhere in Europe volunteering and I have a romance blossoming with the 17 year old daughter of the head of the NGO I'm involved with...
She's not fat, but I am. She's around 5'10/ 178cm, long legs & true green eyes: bubble athletic butt & itty bitty titties.

Wish me luck bros

>>938146168
Fat girls always smell don't they. Never had one that didn't. Describe that backshot air and ass anon?

>>938146654
I know she was a hella good lay. Wish I would have kept fucking her.

>>938147730
It's funny to this day that's the only one I've ran across that smelled. Smelled like rotten fish. I actually brought her back to my place a week later to see if i cleared up and it didn't. Looking back I wish I just told her it smelled so she could clear it up and I could keep fucking. Amazing lay. But was afraid I'd catch something. Did it without a condom somehow.

Big titted cows are my guilt pleasure.

>>938149701
Oh dude I'd tell people about that, she's cute

>>938148983
>>938149701
>>938149814
She looks like she'd let me no-holds-barred fuck her throat

>>938149814
that was before she put on even more weight

>>938149886
Potential.

>>938149886
Yeah, she's honestly still cute tho. Still looks like she'd let me pump her head.

>>938150020
Is she from ME?

>>938150033
she probably would yeah
>>938150060
no

>>938150114
Fuck dude she's actually pretty. Definitely would.

Which one would you choose?

>>938150181
good angles make her work

Wwyd to her?

>>938150296
True I guess. I still would fuck her head and nut on her face.

Did you ever hook up with her?

>>938145044 (OP)
i never told anyone i was fcuking this girl, and in public i would be embarrassed bcus she dressed like a hooker and i think all those tats look trashy and i have none...

she was in love with me and asked me to be exclusive with her. i told her no and she never respnonded to my text again. at least i didnt lead her on or nothing.

sucked my shit on demand and swallowed like a demon

>>938150627
Damn, more?

>>938150782
Love it when the "normal" looking ones are sluts

Don't tell anyone because
1. she's a coworker
2. she's married

>>938148661
Why not tell her smells down there? You had nothing to lose. You were going to stop fucking her cause of the smell anyway, so either there was a chance she cleaned up and you could carry on or she gets offended and you two just stopped fucking like you intended anyway.

>>938150627
Not a slampig

>>938152034
Cute trashy girl, hope she has a nice blonde bush!

>>938145044 (OP)
gf

>>938148719
I’d wife her up tbh, she’s a cutie

Interest?

>>938151108
they make the best whores

>>938145756
Oh damn she’s just my type. Got more?

>>938152947
Nice

>>938152713
Yeah

wwyd to this slampig?

>>938153661
Put a blindfold on her and slap her full force just for fun. I won't even pretend I'm punishing here for anything. It'll also be fun to tie her hands and make her kneel and pull her up by pinching and twisting her nipples

>>938154385
Nice. Keep going?

>>938153671
more?

>>938154821
Hell yeah. She let you hit? What did you do?

Latina slampig

>>938156697
Very nice

ex slam pig

>>938150387
Anyone? Someone must wanna fuck her?

Any UK slam pigs?

i'm always waiting to see my ex wife in one of these threads
she weighs about 210 lbs now, massive F cup hangers, and she got extremely promiscuous after our divorce
well, technically starting towards the end of our marriage

Busted so many nuts to her huge tits and fat ass

>>938160416
Honestly wouldn't be too bad with a little top lip filler and some whitening strips

>>938145756
She’s fucking cute

>>938160602
*I take an X-ray image of a girl's skull* You're on the wrong website, dumbass.

slampig Olivia

>>938163043
imagine a girl that wants you to put a camera under your pillow to record her

anyone want to jerkoff to this asian milf's instagram on teleguardURF4PQF6A going to jerk to her now

slampig i used to fuck in college

>>938163696
Please have nudes of those fat tits

>>938163776
i wish but here's a better shot of them

>>938150275
The one that would drop her standards enough to let me fuck her.

>>938164000
you're a wise man
i like the cut of your jib

>>938163907
Fuck that's a shame, they're huge!

My slam pig

Micayla

>>938164000

>938164000
Trips of truth.

I actually think she was retarded or something

>>938164174
you could definitely just reach in and pull a baby out of her

>>938145925
Hot. Any full frontal nudes?

She's a slampig and a competitive pole dancer

>>938164898
Fuck that’s hot. I need those thighs around my head

>>938164898
they better be using substantial bolts to attach those poles to the floor and ceiling

>>938165601
hot
got moar?

>>938166035
Fuck me

>>938166035
>>938166095

>>938166263
I love mature milfs

>>938166263
>>938166535

>>938166594
Milfs with big pale tits get me every time

Not keeping her a secret 'cause she's a slampiggy (I'm more of a fat pig myself), but because she's my cousin. She's a mentally unstable, cut up whore, so even if she wasn't my cousin I wouldn't go advertising I was fucking her
She's bleeding 'cause she begged me to cut her cute tits while I fucked her. She has a big scar now

>>938166747
hot

>>938166594
>>938166658

>>938166903
She's really great lay. I can do more or less whatever I want to her. I love bruising and biting, but we can't really leave marks on each other since we both have partners. She did say I could start biting her really hard soon tho. Not sure why, but I'm looking forward to leave bite marks all over her neck and shoulders.
Apart from our partners she's also always busy so we sadly don't fuck very often

>>938167768
any idea why she's into her fat cousin?
i've got a cousin i'd love to plough, but she'd never have me

Bump

>>938152702
I dunno about making her a wife, but im definitely going to have my fun lmao

>>938152034
>brown eyebrows
Sorry to break it to you anon

>>938163043
>cute and petite
>slampig
Okay anon, stop capping

>>938152699
>>938152034
>>938153555
>>938154296
>>938158720
I'm pretty sure that tattoo above her cunt says "fill my womb with your children" in Elvish

>>938164174
>>938164365
Made to service cocks with every hole

Huge titties

>>938165909
Her thighs are killer
>>938166030
Apparently they do

>>938145044 (OP)
she's adorable

>>938145195
but she has tattoos

toss her to the nigs

100% purebred slampig

embarassed to tell anyone bc shes on the chubby side but the tits are glorious and she gives the most insane head.

was a slam pig for frat bros after we broke up

not really a slampig but i dont tell my friends abt her since shes an 18 yo hs senior.

cute as hell though and ridiculously tight

fatass slampig who lets me take pics

>>938178667
more? she looks cute

>>938178704
sure

>>938178943
not too bad, whats she like?

>>938150387
Nice ass any more?
>>938172237
Lovely tits

>>938178984
honestly pretty good. body isnt the best since shes kinda fat but her ass is nice and big & looks amazing in doggy.

gives fantastic head whenever i ask too.

pussy is insanely tight, like way tighter than any other girl. she says its bc shes been doing kegels since she was 13 (shes 19 rn). shits genuinely crazy. also on bc so i can cum inside too. her fat ass+gorilla grip pussy is a godly combo when i fuck her prone.

overall sex is pretty good but wish she wasnt fat.

She swallowed a few of my loads during desperate times

>>938178998
rubbing her pussy

>>938178033
Oh fuck yes, need more of her!

Pretty sure I've seen another pic of her before but I forgot to save it

>>938178128
How chubby are we talking? She looks fucking perfect in that pic.

Got any pics that show off more of her body?

Bros, make a change in your life. 90% of these slampigs look like they stink. If you're not larping and you can actually pull IRL, do better for yourself.

>>938180470
take a look for yourself. fatter than a woman should be imo. im sure some guys like it though but not me.

she was a lot slimmer a few years ago and she looked amazing. kinda pissed i didnt fuck her until after she gained weight. ill post pics of her when she was in better shape if anyone wants to see how downhill she went.

>>938181909
I might have significantly lower standards, but she still looks really good here! Any nudes or just pics like this one?

Definitely curious to see how she looked before.

>>938182491
Just my type, fuck yes. Any chance you've got her stripped?

>>938182736
>>938182491

>>938182800
Jesus fuck those are great, what a good slampig

>>938182192
well im glad you like her more than i do, its just a shame that im the one that has to fuck her since im sure youd get a lot more enjoyment out of her but whatever i guess.

but yeah heres how she looked a few years back. looked so much better but at least her tits are bigger now.

also she only sent one topless pic ill post it next.

>>938150020
Wow she reminds me of an older girl who sucked my dick when I was like 14-15. Came over to my place with my mom at home and just wanted to suck dick in my room. Large head like that, greasy forehead and big lips. What a sloppy bitch she was. Heather.

>>938182835
nice. how old was she? id love a storytime or something.

>>938182800
She’s always horny and such a good fuck

>>938182906
>>938182819

butterface from tinder. let me nut in her.

Any with very hairy legs, armpits, forearms...?

>>938146382
Id rather be dead than seen in public with obese whale

>>938182822
Oh I agree with you now. She objectively looks better here, but I'm such a sucker for big tits that I can handle a little bit of extra weight. She's definitely not fat or anything by my standards. Definitely want to see that topless pic!

>>938182929
Beautiful ass, got any pics from the front? Face isn't as bad as some butterfaces I've seen!

>>938183065
yeah now you see what i mean. and yeah the big tits almost make the extra weight okay i guess, not to mention she has a decent face and gives incredible head. also youre a better man than me for not calling her fat, wish i could share her with you lmao.

here are her tits, i think this pic is from right before she completely ballooned up so theyre not as full as they are now but i hope you like them.

>>938183693
Holy shit I love her tits, even before she got bigger. Honestly bro, I feel like I just have a different threshold for thicc/chubby/fat, doesn't make me a better man. You like what you like dude!

Either way, you're lucky to have fucked her at some point, I'd kill to have a go with her

Wearing a dress that specifically hides her monster milkers…
What a bitch

>>938184414
Any pics where she does a terrible job hiding them?

>>938184596
Yeah, plus her udders out too

my lil native piggy

>>938183948
yeah youre right, to each their own i guess. im just more used to fucking younger girls who tend to be slimmer and in better shape too i guess.

and thanks, honestly knowing that there are guys out there who would do anything to fuck her just once makes me appreciate her more. i think im gonna hit her up tonight.

also heres another pic of her when she was slimmer. she looked so much better but idc, im still gonna bust a fat nut in her.

>>938184703
Now I NEED to see those udders out, God damn she looks fine

>>938184672
What a thicc bitch, love this. What else you got?

>>938184787
Buddy, you better hit her up. Are neither of you officially taken or is this a sneaky link?

Appreciate what you shared man. Would kill for more nudes of her if you ever got them

>>938184861
Your gonna be surprised about her nipples

>>938184913
I don't know if I can handle this teasing anymore, I NEED to see them

>>938185071
Your saying you need to see Emma’S big heifer cow tits flopped out?

>>938185106
Hell fucking yes please, dying to see those nipples

>>938185689
Ok, they’re sinker nipples

>>938185731
Fuck I actually love those nipples. Any topless where she's standing? Want to see how they hang

Nutted down her throat

Love the thought of titfucking her

>>938185777
Sometimes when she’s really horny they poke out a bit

>>938185826
sounds hot tbh

>>938185908
You weren't lying, those are definitely monster milkers. Fucking love them, you're a real G for sharing. Keep her coming! Full frontal?

>>938185983
more please

>>938185996
Like this? And it’s not my girl, some cuck thinks I’m keeping private ;)

>>938185919
It was, she gave great head

>>938186255
looks like she would, she let you fuck her face?

>>938184911
yeah im meeting with her later today. and no its just a fwb thing, she really wants to date though but like i said i dont really want to tell my friends about her & i still want to be able to get with other girls.

& yeah if you have telegram or something maybe i can share more or something.

also pic is one of the only she let me take while fucking. you can see how fat she is. pussy is cash though & i get to cum inside at least.

>>938186369
not a tits guy but those would be fun

>>938186295
Yes. Im not huge but kinda big (7 in.) and she would let me hold her head and ram her throat

>>938186489
damn great little slam piggy then, nice moves

>>938186048
Ohhh nice haha. And hell yeah that's a good pic, love how thick she is

>>938185908
>>938186048
Need more of Emmas monster melons

>>938186619
>>938186623
More of Emma’s fat cow tits. Biggest in the uk (maybe)

>>938186686
What's her bra size?

>>938186686
Girls from Reading aren’t bad

>>938186576
Absolutely no gagging. Piggies with tattoos always seem to give the best head

>>938186806
Any other milfs from Reading.
Looking for her

>>938186369
>>938186452
How about the back?

>>938186334
Atta boy, enjoy her! I know you won't enjoy her as much as I would, but take it for now haha.

No telegram unfortunately, but I'm WildWill1138 on Kik and Discord if you have either of those

>>938186686
So God damn good, stroking for her

>>938186806
Is this a new girl? Need more of her, those are some monster milkers too!

>>938186908
my experience as well, right level of low self esteem, any pics of her sucking?

>>938187013
New girl

>>938186940
im an ass guy so absolutely fuck yes

>>938186940
>>938187085

>>938187366
>>938187420
face looks so fucking hot in the first one
got me hard, keep her going in next

>>938187084
Holy fuck, I'd go crazy for her. Those tits are amazing. Please tell me you've got nudes or at least something more revealing

>>938187420
>>938187420
How about on her back?

>>938187066
Sadly no. She was never opposed to it though and told me that her ex bfs put a lot of her online

>>938184727
Very sexy

>>938187874
damn thats hot

>>938187420
Nice feet