Thread 938148951

comfy

handjobs and pitfucking for reparations

>>938149039
I likes a lady with smooth balls

>>938149039
>cock taped up against my stomach
that doesn't seem very comfy :-/

>>938149274
https://youtu.be/0R6WIbx8ysE?si=c2GFynNKfYz9Y-ek

>>938149274
comfy

>>938149039
splooge

>>938149388
PUMP
IT
UP

>>938149351
i love that song <3
it makes me think of 'rad' :P
how ya doin'?

>>938149388
(^///^)

>>938149542
she's bound to have a dick

>>938149410
>>938149542

>>938149388
Masterpiece

>>938149662
Weird cock

>>938149597
that seems unlikely, but i would still love her if she did. i don't care about genitals.

>>938149662
(^///^)''''

>>938149542
I'm hanging on. My appointment is Monday

https://youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI?si=ie2QzXWpU7Tt9OgK

>>938149388
>cut cock
Perfecto

>>938149755
the thought of snood being relentlessly pounded by a big pulsating black cock is disturbing

>>938149745
>>938149793

>>938149878
"sir , you are not allowed in here"

>>938149925
Fuck yeah

>>938149950
"In where, your vagina? Cause I'm going in"

>>938149884

In polite societies, all girls drink cum. It's much healthier than alcohol!

>>938149878
Imagine being paid to put prosthetics on her chest

>>938149925
Gross dick

comfy Emma https://gofile.io/d/I0UMOf

>>938149830
aw, good. stay strong, my friend. i'm rootin' for ya, and i'm still very proud of you. <3

here's a fun, goofy song if you're in the mood. if not, that's ok.

https://youtu.be/Q64oRX8LeLE

>>938149925
very lewd, but i can understand why you'd enjoy her face so much. she's so adorable.

>>938150173
It always ends like this

>>938150090
more like this please

>>938150214
more lewd must lewd
>>938150236
covered in cum?

it's time to sp-sp-spiiill

>>938150412
may i join in the spill?

>>938149039
Oh please more

you're all lewd and goofy

gewfy

>>938150331
Obviously

>>938150590
Hunter's a Queen and honestly makes me question my sexuality lately

>>938150600
can't hide from the cum

>>938150634
cute and a star in bed! feet too!

>>938150517
"the dirtier the better"

>>938150755
to quote the Spill queen herself

>>938150645
she’s been getting me so good lately

>>938150645
sea tentacles time

>>938150890
cutie corrupted by jenna to get blacked

>>938150890
esnude

So I'm at the F1 race, cocksucka. Monaco. I got the little espresso, the sunglasses, I’m feelin’ elegant, alright? Classy. European. I even wiped front to back that morning. I’m standin’ next to a Saudi prince and some model named ‘Klara’ who don’t even eat bread.

Then I hear this squish. Not a tire, not a bird—a squish. Like someone dropped a ham sandwich into a toilet. I turn around...

It’s J-Tard. This... this creature. In a fuckin’ office chair. Rollin’ across the pit lane like he owns the joint. Blonde wig flappin’. Leakin’. Just... leakin’, dog.

‘NEEEOWWWW I’M THE CAR!’ he’s yellin’. ‘VROOM VROOM, I’M BASED! SHOTA LOVER SUPREMACY! TRIGGER ME AND I'LL POST STICKY TRIBUTES!’ Bro—he’s got a fuckin’ steering wheel, but it’s not connected to anything! He’s makin’ racecar noises with his mouth, and I swear to Christ, he’s LEAVIN' A TRAIL. The kind of trail where raccoons die from exposure, ya understand me?

He hits turn 3 like a goddamn shopping cart in a hurricane, spins out, slams into a Red Bull pit crew, and screams, ‘SPILLIE TIME!' as his shitty ass plug flies into the crowd.

Security tackles him, but the chair’s got some kinda AI resistance or some shit. They’re fightin' the chair, not the man. Meanwhile, the prince next to me just whispers, ‘This... is America.’

Moral of the story: you can go to Monaco, wear a suit, drink espresso... but you can’t escape the fuckin’ mutants. Not even on the track.

>>938150975
gooning with spillie bros is the best

>>938150890
This on her face.

oh no!

>>938151069
Is that a photo of your first turd of the day?

>>938151069
>>938150933
>>938150931

Troy should drink more

>>938151075
She is expecting a third one

>>938151069
perfection! nails lightly scratching it too!

>>938151141
Troy should kill himself

>>938151132
this>>938151175
purity revoked

>>938151114
Troy drops the fattest shits you ever seen in you Gaht damn life!

>>938151162
begging for a dickslap

>>938151233
You're exactly like her. I mean, it's basically the same life.

>>938151252
Troy's turds can be seen from space

>>938151316
love to see her please cocks

>>938151316
She knows her place

Untreated mental illness must suck so much

>>938151379
blows rodents for kicks

Grocery shoppin time
Later all anons who arent baldy McSchizo

>>938151416
her place in on my face

Vodka and dino nuggies

>>938151132
>Snood and jenna

>>938151510
Your ugly face? Why?

>>938151489
enjoy and purchase healthily

OW OW I THOUGHT I FIXED THE HYPERDRIVE ON THIS MILLENIUM OWCHBAG

damn what happened to Spillie Anon

>>938151552
fun!

>>938151679
Shot himself FFS

>>938151679
dead from horny

>>938151764
>dis cutie girl was starin at my dick

>BEADAYYYYY
>BEADAYYYYY
>NO ONE WANTS TO BE A BEADY

>>938151794
dead from Millie horny is the best :P

>>938152122
stop talking like a retard

>>938151794
Drained

>>938152122
dazed and dick drunk

>>938152281
yummy legz and whore shoes

>>938152295

>>938152322
Whore everything

It's impossible to sexualize anyone BD likes

>>938152369
born for it

>>938152448
Ew dude what?

>>938152295
thats just the millie way

>>938152448
She’s sexy

this thread sucks

Beady shidded

>>938154220
when the fuck are you gonna die, that dumb retarded chink, I'm a celeb if she is

>>938154220
knows her place

how would I know

>>938154354
eat shit, die

HURR DUH DURRRRRR DA BOOBA OF CHEE goddammit kill yourself

>>938154354
black bred soon

>>938154354
nigger

you ok there lil bro??

>>938154513
no

why is butters looking Like That

>>938154858
cute soft pits

>>938154878
cute sloot

>>938154878
i love the way she moves

her husband is insanely fortunate

>>938155079
dickdrainer

choli is refusing to watch a movie with me

>>938155117
Good, even he's realizing you fucking suck

>>938155115
heart stealer too <3

>>938155117
i would watch a movie with you, but i'm shy tbh :-/

>>938155225
perfect face for cum

>>938155249
>>938155293
perfect face for cum

>>938155145
kek

>>938155225
awww you're sweet :3 tbh i was just messing around :p I wouldnt have time to watch till later tn anyways but maybe sometime we could!

me and my ebf watchin movies tonight

>>938155490
dinnerbone

>>938155479
jlaw makes for some good gooning

>>938155249
ok?

>>938155277
and kisses

>>938155394
i would like that <3

>>938155809
>have you seen this child

*frrrrrt*

>>938155809
we will have to figure it out then :DD usually what me and choli do is just press play at the same time.

>>938155990
sounds comfy <3

>>938155809
You see beady, most people if they werent you would just ignore it because they see that picture being posted all the time and they know it's spam.
You pretend you're confused and don't know what it is because you're pretending not to be yourself

Just some food for thought if you want to be better at pretending not to be yourself while manipulating anyone here

>>938155990
>I put choli's stupid little dick in my mouth every night and risk breaking something he's fragile

>>938156366
aaaah, right, right. i, beady, will take your advice under consideration, since i, beady, am pretending not to be me, beady. ;D

>>938156508
Fat nigger

>>938156071
It is :p I think I enjoy it more than he does kek. How was your day today qt? Doing okay?

>>938156430
choli and I are just friends for the 100th time.

>>938156366
>they know it's spam.
Thanks for admitting you spam the threads, idiot.

>>938156618
it was a busy day, but i got a lot done so i'm happy enough. i'm going to a friend's birthday celebration saturday, so i'm excited about that. good food and good people. how are you, dear? it seems like maybe your sleep schedule is out of whack again.

>>938156757
it is :/ but itll be okay <3

Im good, excited to play battlefield 6 this weekend with my friends. I hope you have a good time at the party!

>>938156788
>>938156812
>>938156826
Quit spamming, you fat retard. We know you're pissed but don't take it out on us.

>>938156835
>excited to play battlefield 6 this weekend with my friends
sounds like a lovely time. i hope you demolish and dominate. <3

i'm excited for silent hill f. can't wait.

>>938156917
I have never played silent hill, closest would probably be resident evil. It's on my list of games to play but its a long list.

>>938156618
yeah gay friends you do you

>>938157310
why are you so jealous

>>938157139
RE is fun too. silent hill, at its best anyway, is more in the realm of psychological and atmospheric horror, which is more my speed. there hasn't been a really good SH game in ages so i'm hoping they're gonna turn it around. and hey, don't let the grouchy anon get you down. just keep being your positive, lovely self.

>>938157464
I hope it's good and you enjoy it <3 when does it come out?

>just keep being your positive, lovely self.
aww. ty. I will try :3

>>938157578
<333

gay sex with black men

>>938157721
kys troy

he's literally me

>>938157777
>quads
at least he went for it and didn't hoverhand
kudos to him

>>938157667
:DD

>>938157972
do you like king of the hill? that webm reminds me of one of the new episodes.

>>938158012
such a gorgeous pic of her. <3

>>938157972
what is she drinking

>>938158057
<3 I need to get new pics of Rachel tbh. Haven't went looking in awhile.

>>938158057
i do enjoy king of the hill but i haven't seen the new one yet.
>>938158119
milk (korean milk)

>>938158119
i think she's drinkin' some sort of citrusy beer. and rachel is such a perfect celeb for you to post. pics of her give this warm, gentle vibe that suits you.

>>938158183
i binged it all last night. i was pleasantly surprised by how comfy it was. feels like the old show, so they did well.

>>938158183
>korean milk
yea right .

>>938158255
Im gonna hop on some vidya for awhile <3 you stay cozy okay :3

>>938158406
have a lovely time <3 best of luck!

>>938158255
>i binged it all last night
how long did that take ya?
>>938158406
:DD

>>938158527
roughly five hours. got to bed late. but it was worth it.

>>938157355
LOL If you call that jealous, kill yourself

choli is a dumb asshole who won't play new world with me but he'll post dumb shit 12 hours a day

brocky play new world with me, ps5 its cross-play, I'm in syndicate on the Hudsonland server, I'll run you through dungeons

>>938158655
>roughly five hours.
hooooooooooooooooly. lot longer than i expected.
>>938158769
brother in the past 2 days i've made under 10 posts.

>>938158897
post the cute one

I've turned my back on god cheers
- choli

>>938158942
which one
>>938158995
i would never

god gave me bad bones. I'm FKN pissed off!
- choli

>>938159237
uhhhhhh ok

going to goon to maya higa tomorrow nothing can stop me

Dejj.

>>938159543
lewwwwwwwwd but that's a cute pic

being pissed about shit bones

but not really

>>938160406
maya legs drive the ol choli wild what can i say

>>938159543
>tomorrow

>>938160477
she's such an "earthy" girl, if that makes sense. a girl like her would be a great fit for you.

>>938159543
>tomorrow

I don't fucking know, netter, for that one guy

>>938158995
good

>>938159543
I keep seeing people say she messes around with animals. Is that true or just gooners being too horny?

don't let the haters get to you choli

>>938160868
>Is that true or just gooners being too horny?
it's always the latter.

>>938160870
Love that girl. So fucking stacked and such a cute face

>>938160917
Good. She's cute as fuck but not cute enough to ignore her doing something like that

>>938160569
i only goon on friday and sunday (usually to maya)
>>938160601
she's so lovely
>>938160868
its just gooners bro

>>938160922
My favorite

>>938160990
Everything about her just screams breeding material

>>938160943
gooners desensitize themselves to myriad things until they have to start fantasizing about increasingly terrible stuff to get off. it's tragic, but i don't feel sympathy for them because many get so desperate for new stimulation that they turn to preying on children.

>>938160968
mhm. a very nice girl who seems to a lot of great work on behalf of vulnerable animals. she seems to have a good heart. <3

>>938160990
Tight stacked fuckdoll

>>938161086
She's absolutely amazing

>>938161128
yessssssss <33

>>938161307
She is so effortless gorgeous. Nothing would be make me so no to her demands

>>938161367
heeheeeee, plushies. <3 i love it. i got a sylveon mimikyu plushie this past weekend.

>>938161499
I want to treat her like a queen and a cheap disposable fuck doll all at once. God damn she makes me retarded

>>938161493
>i got a sylveon mimikyu plushie this past weekend.
ohhhhhhhhh for cute! is it super soft???

>>938161611
yisss! very very soft and squishy. <3 i sleep with it and my gengar squishmallow now.

>>938161776
adorable!

>>938152248
I'm pretty confident that this lady isn't a 'teen thai' anymore. Neverthess, she looks hot.

>>938161681
Even in those loose fitting shorts her ass looks like a perfect 10

Odds of hunters dick leaking

choli please

>>938162766
>>938162766
>>938162766