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Anonymous No.938151582 >>938151708 >>938152211 >>938152513 >>938152639 >>938152948 >>938153360 >>938153533 >>938154777 >>938154900 >>938159015 >>938159455 >>938162975
What do you think of this offensive Danish mermaid statue? Women have said it perpetuates unrealistic body types.
Anonymous No.938151683
i think the material is bad, bronze is better material for skin oils, i am excited to see how the bird excrement makes it look like a pearl necklace.
Anonymous No.938151708 >>938151849 >>938151882
>>938151582 (OP)
>Women have said it perpetuates unrealistic body types.

There's not much unrealistic about it, besides the fact it's a statue.

Women don't have tits?
Anonymous No.938151849 >>938152588
>>938151708
>There's not much unrealistic about it
Maybe if you'd stop staring at her tits you'd realize SHE'S GOT A FREAKING FISH TALE
Anonymous No.938151882
>>938151708
>Gotfredsen describing it as "a man's hot dream of what a woman should look like".
Rabbit No.938152211 >>938155120
>>938151582 (OP)
>men: make woman with big breast
>women: male gaze, objectification, was that necessary?
>men: make woman with small breast
>women: that's literally a child, you pedo fuck
why are women this tupid?
Anonymous No.938152513
>>938151582 (OP)
>women don't have fish tails or scales
Anonymous No.938152588 >>938155509
>>938151849
It's not about the fish, but the human parts. The human part is realistic
Anonymous No.938152639
>>938151582 (OP)
i assume they're referring to the torso
there are, in fact, women with those proportions, so it's not unrealistic
what they would say if they were honest is "that body type is unrealistic FOR ME because of my shit genetic luck and/or the fact that i won't put down the fork"
but women are rarely voluntarily honest
Anonymous No.938152948
>>938151582 (OP)
>Fat, ugly, unlovable women with bad personalities have said it perpetuates unrealistic body types.
FTFY
Anonymous No.938153360
>>938151582 (OP)
Absolutely unrealistic!!! Never met a woman with a fish tail.
But yeah, those "implant boobs", tiny man nipples, and uninspired stiff pose.
Anonymous No.938153533 >>938153770
>>938151582 (OP)
Uh uh, and how many statues of Danny Devito-looking fat/skinny/out of shape manlets are they making over there? Women bitch about that but would take no issue with picrel because they're hypocritical, narcissistic scum.
Anonymous No.938153770 >>938153891
>>938153533
Was that made by a man or woman?
Anonymous No.938153891
>>938153770
I'd bother to look it up if that made any difference at all.
Anonymous No.938154348
America takes a different view to avoid controversy.
Anonymous No.938154777 >>938154921
>>938151582 (OP)
people who have a problem with this kind of stuff need to kill themselves
Anonymous No.938154900 >>938156461
>>938151582 (OP)
Just looks like the average teenage girl
Anonymous No.938154921
>>938154777
Keep crying, Karen
Anonymous No.938154989
>that fantasy creature that isn't even a human doesn't have realistic proportions to a human!
No shit
Anonymous No.938155120 >>938155206
>>938152211
It's a very specific type of woman, who acts like this. Namely, one that doesn't receive male attention, and is jealous of those who do.
Anonymous No.938155206 >>938155428
>>938155120
Kinda like how you don't get any female attention, incel?
Anonymous No.938155257
Gotta eat poop
Anonymous No.938155428
>>938155206
Oof, must've struck a nerve...
Anonymous No.938155509 >>938156219
>>938152588
It's unrealistic as a standard, but it is retarded to not celebrate the exceptional.
What the hell happened to people?
Anonymous No.938155699
Anonymous No.938156219 >>938159401
>>938155509
An argument is that it's undeserved since you can't control your genetics. A woman can't make her boobs bigger and they've been told their weight is also entirely determined by genetics.
Anonymous No.938156461
Statues always weird me out I sometimes think they're like a person impersonating a living statue and try to push them over just to see if it's like a dude pretending to be a statue or not. I'm usually relieved when it's a statue because I don't have to give them a tip. It's risky business to try to push over a living statue if you don't have any money.
>>938154900
are you sure those are all chics? can we talk about the third from the right? I'm pretty sure that's not a dude but I'm not convinced.
Anonymous No.938156529 >>938156728
Its a fucking fish woman. It is supposed to be an unrealistic body type.
Nothing offensive about it. Its just a bland statue hated by those that hate beauty.
Anonymous No.938156728 >>938158372 >>938159475
>>938156529
well if it was suppose to be a fish woman did you ever see that family guy episode when like the fish half was the top? I mean it kinda bothers me since I seen it I think about it sometimes. I would assume a lot less guys would try to molest a human top half female fish mermaid than like a bipedal vagina type.
Anonymous No.938158372 >>938159471
>>938156728
Anonymous No.938158679
How come you never heard men whining about how Michelangelo is reinforcing unrealistic body proportions for men? (Other than the tiny weenie)
Anonymous No.938159015
>>938151582 (OP)
It does.
Have you seen the statistics of high divorce rates because men are disappointed that their wives don't have a fish tail?
Anonymous No.938159401 >>938159672
>>938156219
Here's a statue in the same country celebrating the world's tallest man, which is also exceptional but controlled exclusively by the genetic lottery.

Women are hypocrites so their complaints about objectification don't matter: it's just a projection of what they do to men single every day.
Anonymous No.938159455
>>938151582 (OP)
They look like terrible fake tits
Anonymous No.938159471
>>938158372
Yeah dude the top half is gonna flop around on land the bottom half isn't going to do that thing where they try to wrestle you with their legs like let's talk about this and do some foreplay
Anonymous No.938159475 >>938159555
>>938156728
Between the two I think I'd prefer the fish on the top half, as long as it can breath oxygen. Women and fish have a similar level of intelligence on the top half, but I can't fuck a fish's lower half.
Anonymous No.938159555 >>938159679
>>938159475
Breathe air* before some cunt um akshually's me that fish also need oxygen and just filter it from the water with their gills.
Anonymous No.938159672
>>938159401
And you just know that every.single.woman who walked by that statue made a half joke with her friends, inquiring how big his dick was, and didn't see the hypocrisy. God I hate women.
Anonymous No.938159679
>>938159555
I don't know I'm kind of conflicted. I mean is she's auto erotic aphysxiating herself to bone me, I kinda feel obligated to bone her. A lot of fish die after they mate.
Anonymous No.938162975
>>938151582 (OP)
BOOBIES!
>picrel