Thread 938169377

FBI OPEN UP

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR DOWNLOADING GAMECUBE ROMS

But officer, I only emulate PS3.

>gamecube
>roms

>>938169377 (OP)
IT"S A GAMEBOY ROM NOT GAME CUBE LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

McPoliceArrestingTheHamburgler.webm

>>938169377 (OP)
BUT I'M TRANS!

>>938169377 (OP)
in the future you will be able to generate roms at home with ai, making the whole point moot

is that a mcdonalds logo

>>938169384
meal team six

>>938169377 (OP)
NOOO
I can't let them know I'm playing Pokemon Channel.

>>938169377 (OP)
I have a letter from my uncle from japan saying that your operation is null and void.
He works for the cybercops

>>938169382
>BUT I'M TRANS!
O-ok, *13 warning shots to the back of your head*.

FUCK YOU PIG!!

>>938169377 (OP)
>mcdonalds police
Do they really?

>>938169377 (OP)
But sir I'm innocent the gamecube has no games!

>>938169384
Some police stations in the southern US are sponsored now. The one in my area is sponsored by some bitcoin startup.

>>938169377 (OP)
why the fuck does america have it's own mcdonalds police force?

>>938169393
Ronald just decided to start a paramilitary organization for some reason.

>>938169389
Is that fuckin' Adi Shanksaar?

>>938169392
HOW SWEET THE SOUND, I mean taste.

>>938169377 (OP)
>when you forget to pay for your burger loicence on time

>>938169392
Americans are fucked

>>938169392
Techno Feudalistbros will eating good real soon

>>938169392
That is the darkest shit I've read. We are beyond fucked when we start seeing ads all over officer uniforms like racecars

>>938169392
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! wtf?

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK DO AMERICAN COPS REALLY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>938169392
OOOOO-OOH SAAAAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEE

>>938169392
Please delete this you're making america look bad

>>938169392
Fucking lol. Imagine getting swatted by some pigs with a shitcoin logo on their riot shields.

>>938169392
For fucks sake tell me this is a joke.

>>938169377 (OP)
Ermmmm OP it's actually ISO files

>>938169392
what happens if the criminal runs inside of a mcdonalds?

>>938169392
I can't believe people actually believe this.

You people are beyond retarded. Jesus Christ.

>>938169377 (OP)
HANDS IN THE AIR SCUMBAG, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR PIRATING PS5 GAMES!

>>938169409
I think the fact people believed this immediately shows how much faith people have in american police

>>938169411
No. It's just that you're all retarded mouth breathers that have no concept of how the law works and how something like that would be utterly impossible.

>>938169409
>>938169409
We're watching a webm of an officer with a fucking mcdonalds logo, of course people believe it

>>938169414
Like I said, you people are beyond fucking retarded.

>YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR DOWNLOADING (*defunct non-purchasable product*)

The day I become a cop killer.

>>938169411
would you be surprised if it actually happened?

>>938169412
Do you have any more police getting rekt webms?

>>938169408
Individual McDonalds are franchises. Basically they rent the intellectual property and access to logistics, so it's not 'technically' the property of the main corporate office.

>>938169411
I think it's more worrying how quick anons are to believe posts on fucking 4chan.

>>938169415
No, your country is beyond embarrassing. Eat the big mac faggot.

>>938169412
"American houses are made from cardboard" fags in shambles.

>>938169411
>webm of police officer with McDondald logo on his shirt
>"why do people believe a post saying police is getting sponsored by private companies????"
A mystery indeed

>>938169416
They don't even bust people for monetizing pirated games on twitch for content on a daily basis. Why are you going straight to killing cops over it?

Just here to mention that that is an Australian police man.
You are all deeply retarded, and predictable.

>>938169427
You have proofs of that claim, right?

>>938169420
>Game lets you manipulate elements

>>938169421
If I read something and I agree with the thing I just read then it is true faggot

>>938169412
Why did he get thrown like a smash character

>>938169429
Only foolish cops would try to arrest a wizard level 100.

>>938169392
Wonder Bread logo over the squadcar windshield when?

>>938169427
haha, I already knew that it was from a QLD drug bust but I was simply acting retarded as a form of bait haha...

>>938169413
It's never been closer to happening

>>938169433
Are you that one guy? You know, the one with the deforestation commissions?

20 seconds later...

Careful what you wish for piggy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmyvnPl9mTQ

>>938169436
He only does AI now.

>>938169438
A shame. But understandable.

>>938169425
>obvious TV show skit
>"durr it on camera must be real"
European education

>>938169419
I thought they also rented out the land the franchise is built on, effectively owning the property

>>938169423
What are they even doing?

>>938169428
Use Google next time, retard
https://youtu.be/k6da8UUu7Ms?si=EdFieri9kKhzmm5R

>>938169441
No, that's usually owned by a landlord that owns the entire commercial zone. It's why they got rid of the unique restaurant designs. Makes it easier to repurpose into something else.

>>938169443
So, does McDonald's sponsor cops in Australia?

>>938169443
Kangaroos, explain yourselves.

>>938169443
When I grow up, I want to be a successful drug dealer!

>>938169377 (OP)
McDonad's FBI?

>>938169429
Where the fuck was this?

Also,
>when you cast mud ground spell in Age of Wonders 1

>>938169429
Does that paper have a Sonichu drawing? *gasp* Could it be? A practitioner of 'the merge' magic?

>>938169446
>>938169445
looked it up. plainclothes cop, wearing a sports jersey under the vest. McDicks just happens to sponsor the team on the jersey he was wearing.

>>938169406
Yeah, he's full of shit. Corporations can't directly offer sponsorships like that to police forces. That'd be a huge conflict of interest. They can and do make donations but that's it. Also a quick bit of Googling showed this shit came from a reddit thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/ABoringDystopia/comments/8xcvy5/open_up_mcdonalds_police/
For one thing, those aren't even American police, they're Australian.
>Probably an undercover officer who didn’t change between assignments. I once saw a cop in a Carphone Warehouse (UK mobile phone shop) uniform arrest a dude at the bank I worked at years ago. I was desperate and it was a temp job
>This is police in Australia. The door was reinforced and they just wear regular t-shirts. It's from an episode of drugs Inc about meth. Season 7 I believe.
Muricans once again living rent free in your heads

>>938169452
Fag

>>938169449
T-trannny.
https://youtu.be/XeorNDXISds

>>938169449
>Where the fuck was this?
Agincourt

>>938169453
>HAHAHA LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING AMERIFAT COPS AMERIFAT IS FAAAAT
>Those are Australian cops
>S-s-shut up fag!

>>938169392
They should start working ad reads into Miranda warnings.

>>938169452
>That'd be a huge conflict of interest.
Since when it became problem for America?
Didn't your new chief of security leveled off all restrictions and limits for cops.

>>938169457
We were all having a good time shitposting until you fagged it up by posting faggy reddit comments, fag.

>>938169453
Why are you mad?

Okay explain the mcdonalds logo on the cops uniform

>>938169456
kek

>>938169460
Chimping out over your own headcanon is pretty common on reddit. You might like it there.

>>938169429
>that ending
kek

I hate it here

>>938169384
Its to let you know who owns them.

>>938169377 (OP)
*bang bang*

Thats all it takes to neutralize the threat

okay.

NIGGER JANNY

>>938169409
Governments have kicked the idea around more than a few times. They already slap lgbt pride flags on uniforms and cars. Is a company logo really that implausible?

>>938169429
if he steals a horse he's eligible to become a War Chief

This thread was formerly on /v/?

>>938169462
Sponsored so they can get away with selling expired food.

>>938169671
OH NO
HER CUM THE LOLIS

>>938169454
Private firefighters have been a thing for ages. They're like the fire equivalent of private security companies. Doesn't mean that entire fire departments are being privatized. Shit, that'd be an even bigger liability than privatized law enforcement just because of the inherent nature of fire.

>>938169816
>Private firefighters have been a thing for ages.
Heard that story about Crassus opening private firefighter company in Rome?

>>938169615
>Is a company logo really that implausible?
Yes, because that'd receive way more backlash than just a bunch of gay pride logos. Cops would be accused of working for the various corporations adorning their uniforms and only protecting the interests of those corporations. It'd probably get a bunch of backlash from cops as well who would hate it because they'd feel fucking ridiculous wearing a hat with a McDonalds logo like some burger flipping wagey or a vest with a walmart logo like some kind of store greeter.

>>938169959
Implying the government cares more about the opinion of peasants than money and that cops didn't sell their integrity from the start.